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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 27, 2012 22:55:57 GMT -5
*Antihero approaches the house knocking on the Door
Is this the right address? Maybe he's not home.
Hey Richlen are you there?
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 27, 2012 23:02:09 GMT -5
*Antihero approaches the house knocking on the Door Is this the right address? Maybe he's not home.
Hey Richlen are you there? HELLO DOWN THERE
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 27, 2012 23:08:04 GMT -5
*waves up at Richlen
I won't take much of your time I've just got two things to say, you, me and your brother are all on the same side here against the Fallen I just want you to know that if Square or Drakin try to get involved I've got your back, and I've got to know should Blood or Square try to get involved in my match do you have my back?
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 27, 2012 23:13:58 GMT -5
*waves up at Richlen I won't take much of your time I've just got two things to say, you, me and your brother are all on the same side here against the Fallen I just want you to know that if Square or Drakin try to get involved I've got your back, and I've got to know should Blood or Square try to get involved in my match do you have my back? Knowing full well that I need to focus solely on Blood...
Yes.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 27, 2012 23:18:14 GMT -5
*waves up at Richlen I won't take much of your time I've just got two things to say, you, me and your brother are all on the same side here against the Fallen I just want you to know that if Square or Drakin try to get involved I've got your back, and I've got to know should Blood or Square try to get involved in my match do you have my back? Knowing full well that I need to focus solely on Blood...
Yes. Glad to here it, see you at the show.
*Runs to the street and jumps into the back of a random pickup truck off screen yelling is heard."What the hell are you doing in the back of my truck? Get out!" *A loud clang is heard and Antihero runs in the opposite direction carrying a frying pan.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2012 23:30:35 GMT -5
*Richlen is seen on the roof of his house, glaring into the camera.* It seems like my name is easy to roll off of everyone's tongues these days. And not always for good reason.
But in the past 24 hours or so, it seems to have gotten worse, at least with one person. A person who wants to blame me for something that happened a year ago. A person who seems to have a severe case of amnesia when it comes to my accomplishments.
Seth, my brother is right. You're an idiot. An ungrateful, venom-filled, pathetic idiot. Are you forgetting how hard I fought against the Pantheon, especially after what they did to you and Jessica? Are you forgetting how close you came to defeating Colt at Survivor Team Challenge Series because I took out both him and Blood? Are you forgetting how much I said I respected you back then and how much of an honor it was for me to hold a title you once defined?
The answer, from your own mouth, is yes.
You wondered why I didn't stick up for you when you decided to throw your little temper tantrum and take your ball and go home? I had my own problems to deal with. I had enough on my plate leading up to my match against Aaron Enigma, a man who I have a hell of a lot more respect for than I will ever have for you, because at least he doesn't run with his tail between his legs all the time, unlike you. I had enough to deal with thanks to Viva. And yeah, he pushed me over the edge when he decided to make it personal. Yeah, I was ashamed and I ran. But I came back for a reason. And Punisher was running around asking every Sam, Dupoe, and B.A. where they were when Viva was attacked in the parking lot and failed to ask the real culprit: ME. I'm not claiming it for publicity. I'm claiming it because it's the truth, which, being as "truth" is an alien concept to you, you'd never understand.
Yeah, I still want Shaelin to be able to come back to FAWA and be by my side while I take my place as THE BEST in the company. But that's not likely to happen unless I win the FAWA World Championship. So yeah, she's my motivation to defeat someone who I have beaten several times before. And until then, it's going to hurt me to see her in silent depression every time I walk through the door. This place is my HOME, Seth. I shouldn't have to feel like I'm living in a curse.
But I have one other motivation.
To prove your lying ass wrong.
You know full damn well that I can beat anyone that I damn well WANT. Have you even bothered to count how many former wrold champions I've beaten in one form or another? I'm going to assume the likely answer of no. How many of the top names have I beaten? Do you stop to think about that, Seth? No? Didn't think so. But you're all too ready to forget that I've beaten "Damn Right" Jackson, Ryan Bergman, Boiler Room Brawler, Jonathan Michaels, Caleb Fourchon, Brian Alexander, John Amigo, Viva, The General Of The Monkey Army, and The Sam.
Oh, and you.
The problem with Blood and Amigo was they were so willing to dismiss me as a non-threat. Naitch and I took the tag titles from them.
Caleb Fourchon treated me as a non-threat. I took the Inter-Forum Championship from him at Gookermania.
Viva took me as a non-threat. I beat him. And when I came back, I repeatedly beat him down.
Bergman and Jackson treated me as a non-threat. I got the World Championship turkey, Bergman left empty-handed, and Jackson got fired.
Brawler treated me as a non-threat. I beat him.
See the pattern, Seth? People treat me as a non-threat, I make them pay. And you and Blood are treating me as a non-threat. And this is proof that you two are pathetic, because you should know better by now. Especially Ryan.
So when my brother, who is in BattleBowl and is one-half of the reigning FAWA World Tag Team Champions, a distinction we'll still have after we beat Mulligan and his brother in a couple of weeks, says that you and Square will not win the BattleBowl match and that I'm beating Ryan Blood and becoming the new FAWA World Champion, he's not blowing smoke. He's simply telling you what will actually happen.
You can believe any crap you want to tell yourself, but there's only one truth that's relevant:
NOTHING IS FORVER.
Not even The Fallen. Finally.....
FINALLY...
The man who I used to respect has finally grown a pair to speak to the man for whom he betrayed. So I will do what took you some time to bring up the courage to speak to the mentor who you threw away like an ingrate.
Yes, I know about your accomplishments of beating people because I have heard that every time to the point that I am sick of it. But since you want to do the same old same old schpiel, I guess I should respond in kind, although unlike you.........I am actually going to add something new.
My wife was beaten to the point that she was temporarily mute. Now I know you have heard that one before, but here is something you probably have not heard. Doctors didn't know that she was going "temporarily" mute. In fact, several of them said that I shouldn't be suprised if I never hear her voice AGAIN. But my wife had a strong will and that will (along with my love) gave her the strength to make that temporary and was able to get her first word out in a few months. Now she can speak perfectly. Your girlfriend was fired by Viva a while ago and she is still in the same depressed state she has been since being fired.
The old phrase goes behind every good man is an even better woman, but my wife and I both know that it does take two to tango for a married couple to get through problems. So EITHER.......your girlfriend has a very weak will and you deserve better.....OR.....you are just as weak as your girlfriend is.
You may be able to beat me in a triple threat ladder match with another guy, but I think at this point, knowing your history and the weaknesses.......you will never beat me on your own, one on one. Go ahead and try to prove me that I am full of it.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 27, 2012 23:58:09 GMT -5
*Richlen is seen on the roof of his house, glaring into the camera.* It seems like my name is easy to roll off of everyone's tongues these days. And not always for good reason.
But in the past 24 hours or so, it seems to have gotten worse, at least with one person. A person who wants to blame me for something that happened a year ago. A person who seems to have a severe case of amnesia when it comes to my accomplishments.
Seth, my brother is right. You're an idiot. An ungrateful, venom-filled, pathetic idiot. Are you forgetting how hard I fought against the Pantheon, especially after what they did to you and Jessica? Are you forgetting how close you came to defeating Colt at Survivor Team Challenge Series because I took out both him and Blood? Are you forgetting how much I said I respected you back then and how much of an honor it was for me to hold a title you once defined?
The answer, from your own mouth, is yes.
You wondered why I didn't stick up for you when you decided to throw your little temper tantrum and take your ball and go home? I had my own problems to deal with. I had enough on my plate leading up to my match against Aaron Enigma, a man who I have a hell of a lot more respect for than I will ever have for you, because at least he doesn't run with his tail between his legs all the time, unlike you. I had enough to deal with thanks to Viva. And yeah, he pushed me over the edge when he decided to make it personal. Yeah, I was ashamed and I ran. But I came back for a reason. And Punisher was running around asking every Sam, Dupoe, and B.A. where they were when Viva was attacked in the parking lot and failed to ask the real culprit: ME. I'm not claiming it for publicity. I'm claiming it because it's the truth, which, being as "truth" is an alien concept to you, you'd never understand.
Yeah, I still want Shaelin to be able to come back to FAWA and be by my side while I take my place as THE BEST in the company. But that's not likely to happen unless I win the FAWA World Championship. So yeah, she's my motivation to defeat someone who I have beaten several times before. And until then, it's going to hurt me to see her in silent depression every time I walk through the door. This place is my HOME, Seth. I shouldn't have to feel like I'm living in a curse.
But I have one other motivation.
To prove your lying ass wrong.
You know full damn well that I can beat anyone that I damn well WANT. Have you even bothered to count how many former wrold champions I've beaten in one form or another? I'm going to assume the likely answer of no. How many of the top names have I beaten? Do you stop to think about that, Seth? No? Didn't think so. But you're all too ready to forget that I've beaten "Damn Right" Jackson, Ryan Bergman, Boiler Room Brawler, Jonathan Michaels, Caleb Fourchon, Brian Alexander, John Amigo, Viva, The General Of The Monkey Army, and The Sam.
Oh, and you.
The problem with Blood and Amigo was they were so willing to dismiss me as a non-threat. Naitch and I took the tag titles from them.
Caleb Fourchon treated me as a non-threat. I took the Inter-Forum Championship from him at Gookermania.
Viva took me as a non-threat. I beat him. And when I came back, I repeatedly beat him down.
Bergman and Jackson treated me as a non-threat. I got the World Championship turkey, Bergman left empty-handed, and Jackson got fired.
Brawler treated me as a non-threat. I beat him.
See the pattern, Seth? People treat me as a non-threat, I make them pay. And you and Blood are treating me as a non-threat. And this is proof that you two are pathetic, because you should know better by now. Especially Ryan.
So when my brother, who is in BattleBowl and is one-half of the reigning FAWA World Tag Team Champions, a distinction we'll still have after we beat Mulligan and his brother in a couple of weeks, says that you and Square will not win the BattleBowl match and that I'm beating Ryan Blood and becoming the new FAWA World Champion, he's not blowing smoke. He's simply telling you what will actually happen.
You can believe any crap you want to tell yourself, but there's only one truth that's relevant:
NOTHING IS FORVER.
Not even The Fallen. Finally.....
FINALLY...
The man who I used to respect has finally grown a pair to speak to the man for whom he betrayed. So I will do what took you some time to bring up the courage to speak to the mentor who you threw away like an ingrate.
Yes, I know about your accomplishments of beating people because I have heard that every time to the point that I am sick of it. But since you want to do the same old same old schpiel, I guess I should respond in kind, although unlike you.........I am actually going to add something new.
My wife was beaten to the point that she was temporarily mute. Now I know you have heard that one before, but here is something you probably have not heard. Doctors didn't know that she was going "temporarily" mute. In fact, several of them said that I shouldn't be suprised if I never hear her voice AGAIN. But my wife had a strong will and that will (along with my love) gave her the strength to make that temporary and was able to get her first word out in a few months. Now she can speak perfectly. Your girlfriend was fired by Viva a while ago and she is still in the same depressed state she has been since being fired.
The old phrase goes behind every good man is an even better woman, but my wife and I both know that it does take two to tango for a married couple to get through problems. So EITHER.......your girlfriend has a very weak will and you deserve better.....OR.....you are just as weak as your girlfriend is.
You may be able to beat me in a triple threat ladder match with another guy, but I think at this point, knowing your history and the weaknesses.......you will never beat me on your own, one on one. Go ahead and try to prove me that I am full of it. Normally I'd ignore you because anymore, you really are not worth the time to waste on arguing incessantly. But since you suddenly want to take a page from Viva And Descent's Big Book Of Mistakes and make this personal, you'll have to bear with me while I try to sure your chronic amnesia.
You're constanly going on and on about how I supposedly "betrayed" you. Please either find an honest example or cut the bullshit. Shaelin and I, at least, kept sticking up for you against The Pantheon and Whitey Fats and Viva. Can you say that about anyone else? No. You can't. And when we lost that Triple Threat tag match, I'M the one who took the loss, not you. Stop trying to switch places and stop blaming me for the loss, because you yourself admitted that you should have done more in that match.
I busted my ass sticking up for you and you want to turn around and backstab me? And then you want to call ME the ingrate?! You really ARE pathetic.
And you have no right to compare Jessica and what happened to her to Shaelin. Shaelin got fired because Viva wanted to destroy me but he was too much of a coward to just go right after me and he knew how much it meant to her to be with me. All she wanted was to be by my side and be able to cheer me on on the way to becoming the next world champion, and Viva took that from her. And nobody except me has tried to get it back.
Yeah, I admit I ran. I was ashamed that I couldn't do what I needed to do to bring her back. But that was a much different time, Seth, and you know it. I'm not fighting for the fans and for all the good guys at BattleBowl. I'm fighting for her and nobody else.
And you can go on and on about how you're absolutely CERTAIN that I can't beat you in a one-on-one match, but you that the only reason that would happen is because your thugs would show up and screw me over. Just like Blood screwed over Michael Hayden and just like Square screwed over Aaron Enigma and just like you stole the 101 Colony's tag belts. In reality, in a one-on-one match you don't stand a chance without help.
So when you and Square get thrown out on your asses and Ryan Blood is left staring up at the lights, you're going to find out just how weak I'm NOT and how weak The Fallen really IS.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 28, 2012 0:17:04 GMT -5
Finally.....
FINALLY...
The man who I used to respect has finally grown a pair to speak to the man for whom he betrayed. So I will do what took you some time to bring up the courage to speak to the mentor who you threw away like an ingrate.
Yes, I know about your accomplishments of beating people because I have heard that every time to the point that I am sick of it. But since you want to do the same old same old schpiel, I guess I should respond in kind, although unlike you.........I am actually going to add something new.
My wife was beaten to the point that she was temporarily mute. Now I know you have heard that one before, but here is something you probably have not heard. Doctors didn't know that she was going "temporarily" mute. In fact, several of them said that I shouldn't be suprised if I never hear her voice AGAIN. But my wife had a strong will and that will (along with my love) gave her the strength to make that temporary and was able to get her first word out in a few months. Now she can speak perfectly. Your girlfriend was fired by Viva a while ago and she is still in the same depressed state she has been since being fired.
The old phrase goes behind every good man is an even better woman, but my wife and I both know that it does take two to tango for a married couple to get through problems. So EITHER.......your girlfriend has a very weak will and you deserve better.....OR.....you are just as weak as your girlfriend is.
You may be able to beat me in a triple threat ladder match with another guy, but I think at this point, knowing your history and the weaknesses.......you will never beat me on your own, one on one. Go ahead and try to prove me that I am full of it. Normally I'd ignore you because anymore, you really are not worth the time to waste on arguing incessantly. But since you suddenly want to take a page from Viva And Descent's Big Book Of Mistakes and make this personal, you'll have to bear with me while I try to sure your chronic amnesia.
You're constanly going on and on about how I supposedly "betrayed" you. Please either find an honest example or cut the bulls***. Shaelin and I, at least, kept sticking up for you against The Pantheon and Whitey Fats and Viva. Can you say that about anyone else? No. You can't. And when we lost that Triple Threat tag match, I'M the one who took the loss, not you. Stop trying to switch places and stop blaming me for the loss, because you yourself admitted that you should have done more in that match.
I busted my ass sticking up for you and you want to turn around and backstab me? And then you want to call ME the ingrate?! You really ARE pathetic.
And you have no right to compare Jessica and what happened to her to Shaelin. Shaelin got fired because Viva wanted to destroy me but he was too much of a coward to just go right after me and he knew how much it meant to her to be with me. All she wanted was to be by my side and be able to cheer me on on the way to becoming the next world champion, and Viva took that from her. And nobody except me has tried to get it back.
Yeah, I admit I ran. I was ashamed that I couldn't do what I needed to do to bring her back. But that was a much different time, Seth, and you know it. I'm not fighting for the fans and for all the good guys at BattleBowl. I'm fighting for her and nobody else.
And you can go on and on about how you're absolutely CERTAIN that I can't beat you in a one-on-one match, but you that the only reason that would happen is because your thugs would show up and screw me over. Just like Blood screwed over Michael Hayden and just like Square screwed over Aaron Enigma and just like you stole the 101 Colony's tag belts. In reality, in a one-on-one match you don't stand a chance without help.
So when you and Square get thrown out on your asses and Ryan Blood is left staring up at the lights, you're going to find out just how weak I'm NOT and how weak The Fallen really IS. 1) I didn't need the Fallen physically to beat Ghost Ant, but I did like their moral support from the back.
2) What Square did to Aaron Enigma is the same thing you will probably try to do when Ryan Blood beats you at Battle Bowl
3) You may have tried to act like my friend in front of the camera, but you acted like I was more of an acquaitance when the cameras were not on.
4) If I fought you, this would be a personal matter and like Ryan did when he fought Punisher, I would ask the other members to stay in the back during the match. Afterwards, like Ryan did with us........they could have their fun with you. That's the thing about the Fallen. We work together when it comes to what is best for the group and our destruction of FAWA, but when it is personal.......we deal with that on our own.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 28, 2012 0:26:27 GMT -5
Normally I'd ignore you because anymore, you really are not worth the time to waste on arguing incessantly. But since you suddenly want to take a page from Viva And Descent's Big Book Of Mistakes and make this personal, you'll have to bear with me while I try to sure your chronic amnesia.
You're constanly going on and on about how I supposedly "betrayed" you. Please either find an honest example or cut the bulls***. Shaelin and I, at least, kept sticking up for you against The Pantheon and Whitey Fats and Viva. Can you say that about anyone else? No. You can't. And when we lost that Triple Threat tag match, I'M the one who took the loss, not you. Stop trying to switch places and stop blaming me for the loss, because you yourself admitted that you should have done more in that match.
I busted my ass sticking up for you and you want to turn around and backstab me? And then you want to call ME the ingrate?! You really ARE pathetic.
And you have no right to compare Jessica and what happened to her to Shaelin. Shaelin got fired because Viva wanted to destroy me but he was too much of a coward to just go right after me and he knew how much it meant to her to be with me. All she wanted was to be by my side and be able to cheer me on on the way to becoming the next world champion, and Viva took that from her. And nobody except me has tried to get it back.
Yeah, I admit I ran. I was ashamed that I couldn't do what I needed to do to bring her back. But that was a much different time, Seth, and you know it. I'm not fighting for the fans and for all the good guys at BattleBowl. I'm fighting for her and nobody else.
And you can go on and on about how you're absolutely CERTAIN that I can't beat you in a one-on-one match, but you that the only reason that would happen is because your thugs would show up and screw me over. Just like Blood screwed over Michael Hayden and just like Square screwed over Aaron Enigma and just like you stole the 101 Colony's tag belts. In reality, in a one-on-one match you don't stand a chance without help.
So when you and Square get thrown out on your asses and Ryan Blood is left staring up at the lights, you're going to find out just how weak I'm NOT and how weak The Fallen really IS. 1) I didn't need the Fallen physically to beat Ghost Ant, but I did like their moral support from the back.
2) What Square did to Aaron Enigma is the same thing you will probably try to do when Ryan Blood beats you at Battle Bowl
3) You may have tried to act like my friend in front of the camera, but you acted like I was more of an acquaitance when the cameras were not on.
4) If I fought you, this would be a personal matter and like Ryan did when he fought Punisher, I would ask the other members to stay in the back during the match. Afterwards, like Ryan did with us........they could have their fun with you. That's the thing about the Fallen. We work together when it comes to what is best for the group and our destruction of FAWA, but when it is personal.......we deal with that on our own. And yet I know the three of you all too well to know to not believe you.
And since you couldn't find an actual example of any betrayal, I can chalk up another lie to your list.
Proving people wrong is what I do best. I've done it before, and at BattleBowl, I'll do it again.
And you can do nothing to stop me.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 28, 2012 0:46:03 GMT -5
It seems as if myself and the other two competitors in the Inter-Forum title match are being rather quiet. It's strange isn't it? Right now Seth and Gus are going back and forth like two men possessed. I don't really see the point in calling out Square. I made my stance on this perfectly clear last week. I'm going into Battlebowl as a challenger, and I'm walking out a champion.
If you think I'm wrong, you should have learned by now not to bet against me. I'm not the underdog, not anymore. I am a threat to everyone in this company, even if they choose to not admit it. I can tell they are lying. I am a man with power that should be respected. It's fine if there are people that still don't think that it is okay though. Wiping that over-confident, cocky smirk off their face is always fun for me.
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Post by The Sam on Jul 28, 2012 0:54:08 GMT -5
*FAWA.com exclusive*
(we see The Sam standing in a hallway in the FAWA arena, next to a large shadow of a man against the wall)
HA HA HA HA! The time has come ladies and gentlemen. No more wait, no more wonder. Remember this moment, remember a more peaceful time. Remember a happier time. Remember a time where you need not worry that your body would be snapped in two. Because, from this moment on, no one is safe in FAWA. Let me explain it to you peons who can't understand. You see on Niteraw, I debuted The Sam Enterprises greatest experiment. After a months of trials and experiments, my sweet Mother's corporation was able to fund for special treatments, thanks to an anonymous donor, this treatment would make any man fifty times bigger, fifty times stronger, fifty times faster than even the most well conditioned athletes. And ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the success of those experiments. (The shadow steps closer revealing the behemoth who attacked Connor Mackenzie on Niteraw) Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to re-introduce you to the man formely known as The Great Warrior. But this monster is no longer The Great Warrior, this monster is The Super Warrior.
At this time we would like to send our condolences to Connor Mackenzie. (footage of Connor being choke slammed onto the floor from Niteraw) And we hope that wake up call got through to you Connor, we hope that you realize that this is the end for you. There is no way you can defeat The Super Warrior. Sure, you could challenge The Super Warrior to a match. And maybe you could grab the tights and get the pin. But you see, Super Warrior doesn't care. He won't stop when the bell sounds. The Super Warrior will destroy you Connor. I only ask, for your sake, that you dare not stand in the way of myself or The Super Warrior. We may not be friends Connor, but even I would feel some remorse for being somewhat responsible for your death.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 28, 2012 1:00:53 GMT -5
1) I didn't need the Fallen physically to beat Ghost Ant, but I did like their moral support from the back.
2) What Square did to Aaron Enigma is the same thing you will probably try to do when Ryan Blood beats you at Battle Bowl
3) You may have tried to act like my friend in front of the camera, but you acted like I was more of an acquaitance when the cameras were not on.
4) If I fought you, this would be a personal matter and like Ryan did when he fought Punisher, I would ask the other members to stay in the back during the match. Afterwards, like Ryan did with us........they could have their fun with you. That's the thing about the Fallen. We work together when it comes to what is best for the group and our destruction of FAWA, but when it is personal.......we deal with that on our own. And yet I know the three of you all too well to know to not believe you.
And since you couldn't find an actual example of any betrayal, I can chalk up another lie to your list.
Proving people wrong is what I do best. I've done it before, and at BattleBowl, I'll do it again.
And you can do nothing to stop me. How about hanging out with Jonathan Michaels immediately after my departure?
Also, you do remember that when I returned, I sort of mentioned that some of those bugs I planted when I was CEO were still never removed since no one could find them? I have plenty of evidence of you betraying our friendship.
And furthermore, you should know better than almost anyone that I don't have to be in that ring to stop you.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 28, 2012 1:05:47 GMT -5
And yet I know the three of you all too well to know to not believe you.
And since you couldn't find an actual example of any betrayal, I can chalk up another lie to your list.
Proving people wrong is what I do best. I've done it before, and at BattleBowl, I'll do it again.
And you can do nothing to stop me. How about hanging out with Jonathan Michaels immediately after my departure?
Also, you do remember that when I returned, I sort of mentioned that some of those bugs I planted when I was CEO were still never removed since no one could find them? I have plenty of evidence of you betraying our friendship.
And furthermore, you should know better than almost anyone that I don't have to be in that ring to stop you. To quote you, you are not worth dealing with as far as your lies are concerned.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 28, 2012 1:13:34 GMT -5
How about hanging out with Jonathan Michaels immediately after my departure?
Also, you do remember that when I returned, I sort of mentioned that some of those bugs I planted when I was CEO were still never removed since no one could find them? I have plenty of evidence of you betraying our friendship.
And furthermore, you should know better than almost anyone that I don't have to be in that ring to stop you. To quote you, you are not worth dealing with as far as your lies are concerned. Oh..............you shall see because now, when someone sparks my ire..............no one is safe.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 28, 2012 4:41:34 GMT -5
Such useless prattle. If I talked half as much as you two I wouldn't be Majority Shareholder of this company. If Drakin talked half as much, he might have already burned it to the ground. You were so much more effective from the shadows, just like I was. Oh sure, you hold the Freaking Awesome title now, but I don't think Antihero will leave much for me to bear my wrath when we clash in the Battle Bowl.
And if you talked half as much, Gus, you might have walked twice as far in this company by now. Just keep things in perspective: Viva never had the official authority to fire anyone. I chose who worked and who was fired then, and now that power belongs to Jeremy Dupoe. Let that sink in while your Emerald Warrior spirit fades away against the Blood Knight.
I don't like you, Richlen. You're a mad, cackling bastard with delusions of grandeur and it's obnoxious. You will never win the World Heavyweight Championship because you are your own worst enemy. You got lucky against me because my personal enforcer, DR Jackson, made a gaffe. Next time we clash, Gus, I will take you seriously and you will learn then and there why you don't want that. I will destroy your hopes and dreams if we collide at Gookermania V. Count on it.
In the end though, the FAWA roster talks your ear off and then it talks some more. Everyone has so much to say with their mouth and so little with their fists. Battle Bowl is the time to shut up and get down and dirty, and you can bet that if there is one man the FAWA Galaxy can count on to get down and dirty, it's me, BRB![/color]
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Knailsic From Now On
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 28, 2012 6:31:34 GMT -5
*James Troy is home at his apartment wearing pajamas not aware he is being taped*
*Troy pretending to be Tim Hoss* James Troy does it! Troy wins Battle Bowl! The crowd is going wild! *Troy does his best impression of the roar of a crowd* Troy showed everyone that he is the best on the FAWA roster, I mean he not only won but he eliminated every man by himself, King! *Troy then does his best impression of Jesse King* Troy is a awesome and a very handsome young man, everybody doubted him but he proved them all wrong! *Troy than grabs a banana pretending it's a microphone and sings "The Reflex" off-key* Thank you I'm so happy and I know tha- *He notices a camera hidden under his dirty clothes hamper* Crap. That thing was recording me the whole time wasn't it? That was uh a little joke I made, for uh fun so uh don't take it seriously. *He chuckles nervously befor turning off the camera*
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Square
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Post by Square on Jul 28, 2012 6:43:40 GMT -5
*The Inter-forum title fills the screen*
I could say so much, but that says it all. I am the champion, and come Battlebowl I still will be the champion
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 28, 2012 8:03:51 GMT -5
Such useless prattle. If I talked half as much as you two I wouldn't be Majority Shareholder of this company. If Drakin talked half as much, he might have already burned it to the ground. You were so much more effective from the shadows, just like I was. Oh sure, you hold the Freaking Awesome title now, but I don't think Antihero will leave much for me to bear my wrath when we clash in the Battle Bowl.
And if you talked half as much, Gus, you might have walked twice as far in this company by now. Just keep things in perspective: Viva never had the official authority to fire anyone. I chose who worked and who was fired then, and now that power belongs to Jeremy Dupoe. Let that sink in while your Emerald Warrior spirit fades away against the Blood Knight.
I don't like you, Richlen. You're a mad, cackling bastard with delusions of grandeur and it's obnoxious. You will never win the World Heavyweight Championship because you are your own worst enemy. You got lucky against me because my personal enforcer, DR Jackson, made a gaffe. Next time we clash, Gus, I will take you seriously and you will learn then and there why you don't want that. I will destroy your hopes and dreams if we collide at Gookermania V. Count on it.
In the end though, the FAWA roster talks your ear off and then it talks some more. Everyone has so much to say with their mouth and so little with their fists. Battle Bowl is the time to shut up and get down and dirty, and you can bet that if there is one man the FAWA Galaxy can count on to get down and dirty, it's me, BRB! [/color][/quote] Me? I'M the one with delusions of grandeur?! I think I'm going to start calling you Mr. Potts from now on.
And seriously, after all I did to Viva before he disappeared, why did you have to go and make yourself a target by running your mouth and saying that YOU were the one who did the firing? You know full damn well that no matter who you have to do your dirty work for you, I will hunt you down and make you pay. Simple as that. Shame on you for making matters worse for yourself.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I have made a living out of proving people like you and Drakin wrong. I did it all the time last year and I will do it again this week. Every time someone says I'll NEVER succeed at something, I go out there and DO it. Unlike people who talk and talk and lie all the time and get beat, like you.
Which reminds me. The one person I expected to talk until everyone said "I've got better things to do than listen to you" has been silent: Ryan Blood. And I know why. He was hoping YOU would win, BRB. Because deep down, he knows he can't beat me. Not THIS Richlen. Not anymore. And it scares him. Because he knows his days are numbered.
Next week, Brawler, the only thing that you or Drakin will be is WRONG AGAIN.
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 28, 2012 15:42:48 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in the catwalks above the ring, hes splattered in blood* Dupoe: Cain, If theres one thing I detest more than ignorance, non believers and thunder, its disrespect, namely from people who don't know there place. At Battlebowl your going to learn your place even if I have to beat you into a pile of protoplasm to do so. If you don't believe I am capable of such violence ask the corpse over here*The camera slowly pans around the corner to reveal a body with a dagger run through the chest, wrapped in barbwire* Dupoe: This man disrespected me and now hes dead, a victim of his own rebellion, you could even argue a martyr. Either way, you should consider yourself lucky that I am forbidden to kill competitors...at least in ring, because I would kill you to serve as a proverbial head on a pike to anyone who wishes to disrespect me.*Jack Cain is sitting in the basement of the FAWA Arena, with his feet up on a desk. In front of him is a laptop with a Kelly Brook screensaver, a notepad, a Spider-Man basketball hoop mounted on the wall, and a nameplate on the desk saying "Jack Cain Protection Est. 1998". Cain is talking on his phone.* JC: Look, I don't care if Usain Bolt offers me a million, I've got something to do next week I can't get out of... no, I can't reschedule, I've got to kick some guy's ass... he can cry all he wants... the man makes millions each year, he's the fastest man alive and has a schlong the side of a Cadillac bumper, he can handle himself... hold on, I have another call...*click*...hello? Claudia Christian, AND Jeri Ryan on Wednesday night? Who am I to argue? I'll be round at 8pm. Do they want the usual? Cool, I'll bring the sink plunger... *click* ...Bolt did what? Oh alright, tell him I'll be over on Friday, but I gotta be back here by Sunday, and if he pulls that German sausage trick again, my fee doubles... *ding*, hold on, I got an email, I'll have to go..*Cain watches the video of Dupoe's promo on his laptop* JC: Jeremy, you seem to think that I'm doing this for some attention. You seem to think that I'm doing this to disrespect you, and to make you look foolish.....Well guess what Jessy,
I AM*Cain's phone rings again, he picks it up, shouts "Go away unless you're Megan Fox" and hangs up again.* JC: I'm doing this because the best way to get noticed is to go straight to the top, and if you can make an impression on the CEO, people are always gonna take notice. I'm not just a lunk thought Dupoe, I've done my research, I know your weak spots, I know how to push your buttons, and I ain't exactly a beginner at this either.*Cain's phone rings again* "If you're minging, please stop ringing"
JC: I've been around a bit, and you can sit there hurling daggers like a James Bond extra till the cows come home, but it ain't gonna make much difference when the two of us get in there, cos I'm gonna take you apart, and the only throwing you'll be doing after that will be throwing up.*Cain's phone rings again...* "Megan? Finally, listen, what are you doing on Thursday?"
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jul 28, 2012 16:30:08 GMT -5
My name is on everybody's lips lately, and why shouldn't it be? I've proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that I'm the best that there is!
So let me take some time out of my busy schedule to address a couple of my detractors.
First, Richlen. You know Gussy, there's something that I've said a number of times, something that I could've made into my catchphrase if it were a little bit catchier. "Underestimate me, motherf***er, I dare you!" I've said that to lots of people, and then I went on to hand those people their asses in the ring.
So you think that I of all people am gonna make the mistake of dismissing you as an easy first title defense? After you already took one of my titles? No way.
The problem with being perceived as a threat, Richlen, is that it's bad for you. I mean, if I think somebody's a threat to me, it's only natural for me to want to neutralize that threat with extreme prejudice, understand?
I can beat you. I've proven that lots of times. I ended your reign as Champion Of Honor. But why take the chance when I don't have to?
I think I know just how to neutralize the threat that calls itself the "Emerald Warrior", and make sure I retain at BattleBowl. You've been warned.
Now for Hayden, who's reacting pretty much like I expected, calling me a coward and such. All I'm gonna say, Hayden, is that I stepped into the ring with you, we stood across from one another, and you were a step too slow to keep me from laying you out. Do you really think it'd play out any different in a one on one match?
It wasn't cowardice, by the way; I just was tired of seeing you take up TV time every week at the expense of other, more deserving talent like Jonathan Michaels. You're welcome by the way, Jono.
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