Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 27, 2012 0:00:42 GMT -5
....I'm the only one who's going to go after The Fallen in the BattleBowl match, aren't I? Believe me, everyone is a target, but The Fallen will live up to their name when their asses fall out of the ring after I kick them in their faces.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2012 0:15:49 GMT -5
I hate to make your sad moment worse, but Ryan is not afraid of you. You have to understand, Ryan is going to beat Gus, but because of that briefcase..........Gus could cash it in at Gookermania so he can get a rematch. Add that with the Battle Bowl Winner who is guarenteed a World Title shot and he has a triple threat match. Now with your little TV Title reign, you could decide to cash in your World Title Shot at Gookermania so that would make it FOUR.
You know the old saying: Two's a couple, Three's a crowd. But what they don't add is this: Four's a stampede. Ryan just merely made sure that the worst he could get is a crowd. If you were in his position, you would do the same thing. Gookermania should have a battle between two men to end the show (between the world champ and the Battle Bowl winner), but last year, that was soiled by a jackass with a briefcase. Because one of us.....*points at himself and starts to get angry* Had the painful experience of having his Battle Bowl victory spoiled by the briefcase toting jerk, deciding to make it a crowd, we are making sure that it doesnt HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!*Seth cools down* Sorry, but sometimes I really want to hurt that guy and his skank of a wife right here and now. Now where was I......
Oh yeah.....
Of course if you win Battle Bowl, you wont have to fret over this little incident because you will have a shot at the world title at Gookermania anyways. But I wouldn't get your hopes too high because either Square or myself, the only person to win Battle Bowl more than once, are winning it this year. The only thing that spoiled your victory was the fact that you got pinned at GookerMania, then, when Whitey left, I stepped right in and won the title.
And who did I beat?
That's right, your boyfriend, Ryan Blood. One of these days, Jonathan, while you and your tart are talking on the roof, I'm going to throw you off it.
That is if I don't smash your brains in at Battle Bowl.
Nonononononono.......that would be too easy for you. I am going to make you truly suffer.
Maybe I should ask Ryan and Square to come over and do what the Pantheon did to my wife while you are helpless and handcuffed. Maybe then, you will know what my pain was at that time.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 27, 2012 0:19:53 GMT -5
The only thing that spoiled your victory was the fact that you got pinned at GookerMania, then, when Whitey left, I stepped right in and won the title.
And who did I beat?
That's right, your boyfriend, Ryan Blood. One of these days, Jonathan, while you and your tart are talking on the roof, I'm going to throw you off it.
That is if I don't smash your brains in at Battle Bowl.
Nonononononono.......that would be too easy for you. I am going to make you truly suffer.
Maybe I should ask Ryan and Square to come over and do what the Pantheon did to my wife while you are helpless and handcuffed. Maybe then, you will know what my pain was at that time. Seriously, bro, you need to relax.
Maybe get one of those white noise machines and a sleep mask, hop into a Tempurpedic and skip into dreamland.
Because that's the only place you have a chance of beating me.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 27, 2012 0:20:10 GMT -5
*Hayden watches the promo on television, seething with anger.* Seven. Seven title defenses, seven men that I defeated, all gone in the blink of an eye. The past couple of weeks have meant NOTHING!, because Jonathan Michaela has MY TITLE! I bled for that title! I fought my ass offe that title! Hell, it's a miracle I was able to even get to title defense number one because Mr. Potato tried to cripple me!
AND IN ONE SECOND, IT'S ALL GONE! EVERYTHING THAT I WORKED FOR IS GONE!
You may not have taken me out Michaels, but you benefitted from it. And you have my TV Title. So naturally, you're on my s*** list. You can "try to make things right", but even if I beat you and get my title back, I'm starting from scratch. The seven men I beat don't equal s***, and I gotta fight my way back to relevance. So you can try your hardest, but you'll never make things right.
As for Ryan... how does it feel? How does it feel knowing thy you were afraid of me? You may think of me as a lesser being than yourself, but you felt fear. You saw me get closet and closer to ten defenses, and you knew that once I broke that barrier, once I cashed in my shot, you would be in for a fight. And in that moment, you took the easy way out. The cowards way out.
With that title, I made you notice me. You acknowledged Michael Hayden as a potential threat, and that brings me so much joy. Because you can dismiss Jono. You can dismiss Richlen. But you were afraid that I would get to ten defenses...
And it scared you. I'm not sorry I have this belt, but It disgusts me how I got it.
Blood stuck his nose where it didn't belong and screwed you over, Did I want you out of the way for GookerMania, hell yes, but because I beat your ass 1,2,3.
Believe me, Blood will suffer for his transgressions, and I intend to personally speak with Dupoe to give you a rematch as soon as possible.
But if you think I feel bad enough for you not to toss your ass out of that ring, you are sorely mistaken.
Battle Bowl is mine, and nobody will stand in my way. It disgusts you. That's your first reaction? How about "Sorry Hayden"? How about some damn compassion? Can you muster that much Johnny boy? Or are you just giving the stock response so you don't look like the bad guy?
Don't think I don't know what's going on here. You're glad that I lost my title, that I didn't make it to ten defenses, because you thought about yourself. See, it's all about you, isn't it Johnny boy? You didn't want me barging into the Gookermania title match. You didn't want me to come close to the World Title, because that's your territory. You didn't see a kid clawing his way up the ladder. You didn't see a guy fighting to get one shot, just... one... shot at the World Title. You just saw a potential threat, and you took me out. Because screw Michael Hayden, Jonathan Michaela has a World Title to win! Jonathan Michaels needs to winthe TV Title so he can claim to hold every belt!
You took that opportunity from me. Seems right that I take your opportunity from you. Battle Bowl is mine, and I'm not letting anyone take another opportunity from me.
No one.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 27, 2012 0:26:23 GMT -5
I'm not sorry I have this belt, but It disgusts me how I got it.
Blood stuck his nose where it didn't belong and screwed you over, Did I want you out of the way for GookerMania, hell yes, but because I beat your ass 1,2,3.
Believe me, Blood will suffer for his transgressions, and I intend to personally speak with Dupoe to give you a rematch as soon as possible.
But if you think I feel bad enough for you not to toss your ass out of that ring, you are sorely mistaken.
Battle Bowl is mine, and nobody will stand in my way. It disgusts you. That's your first reaction? How about "Sorry Hayden"? How about some damn compassion? Can you muster that much Johnny boy? Or are you just giving the stock response so you don't look like the bad guy?
Don't think I don't know what's going on here. You're glad that I lost my title, that I didn't make it to ten defenses, because you thought about yourself. See, it's all about you, isn't it Johnny boy? You didn't want me barging into the Gookermania title match. You didn't want me to come close to the World Title, because that's your territory. You didn't see a kid clawing his way up the ladder. You didn't see a guy fighting to get one shot, just... one... shot at the World Title. You just saw a potential threat, and you took me out. Because screw Michael Hayden, Jonathan Michaela has a World Title to win! Jonathan Michaels needs to winthe TV Title so he can claim to hold every belt!
You took that opportunity from me. Seems right that I take your opportunity from you. Battle Bowl is mine, and I'm not letting anyone take another opportunity from me.
No one. Ryan Blood took you out before I had the chance.
But I'll have my turn at BattleBowl.
Because nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is going to stop me.
If I had my way, I'd hand this belt back to you right now, because unlike half my competition, I actually have honor.
And when people like Bergman, Bull and myself are done with people like Brawler and The Fallen, we'll teach you a thing or two about how a champion is supposed to act.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2012 0:27:20 GMT -5
I hate to make your sad moment worse, but Ryan is not afraid of you. You have to understand, Ryan is going to beat Gus, but because of that briefcase..........Gus could cash it in at Gookermania so he can get a rematch. Add that with the Battle Bowl Winner who is guarenteed a World Title shot and he has a triple threat match. Now with your little TV Title reign, you could decide to cash in your World Title Shot at Gookermania so that would make it FOUR.
You know the old saying: Two's a couple, Three's a crowd. But what they don't add is this: Four's a stampede. Ryan just merely made sure that the worst he could get is a crowd. If you were in his position, you would do the same thing. Gookermania should have a battle between two men to end the show (between the world champ and the Battle Bowl winner), but last year, that was soiled by a jackass with a briefcase. Because one of us.....*points at himself and starts to get angry* Had the painful experience of having his Battle Bowl victory spoiled by the briefcase toting jerk, deciding to make it a crowd, we are making sure that it doesnt HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!*Seth cools down* Sorry, but sometimes I really want to hurt that guy and his skank of a wife right here and now. Now where was I......
Oh yeah.....
Of course if you win Battle Bowl, you wont have to fret over this little incident because you will have a shot at the world title at Gookermania anyways. But I wouldn't get your hopes too high because either Square or myself, the only person to win Battle Bowl more than once, are winning it this year. *SIGH*
You're still stuck in your warped little fantasy world, aren't you, Drakin?
The Fallen is going to be humiliated in full at BattleBowl because you're going to strut arrogantly in there like you can't be beat and you're going to walk out absolutely whipped and empty-handed. Or did you so easily forget Evil M? Or Colt?
Face it, Drakin: You can keep lying to yourself and to your fellow THUGS all you want, but it doesn't make it true no matter how much you want us all to believe it.
So now it's time for you to hear TRUTH.
ANTIHERO WILL TAKE THE FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPIONSHIP FROM YOU.
AARON ENIGMA WILL TAKE THE INTER-FORUM CHAMPIONSHIP FROM SQUARE.
NEITHER YOU NOR SQUARE WILL WIN BATTLEBOWL.
AND MY BROTHER WILL TAKE THE FAWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FROM RYAN BLOOD.
PERIOD.
Nothing you say or do will ever change that, Drakin. The facts are what they are. That's why they are called "facts" while the same bloated garbage you've been spewing incessantly for weeks is called "lies."
The three of you do not stand a chance, you never did stand a chance, and you never WILL stand a chance because you're too blind to see the approaching storm. First off, how can I forget Evil M and Colt? Last year at Battle Bowl, I eliminated Evil M to win my second Battle Bowl (2-0 in them and I am the only person who has won multiple ones). And at Battle Bowl, I gave Colt the I4I and he was never the same after that night.
Second, I'm not lying to myself. When it comes to domination, The Fallen has not lied about it even once. However, with all your bravado.......are you really trying to convince me that is what is going to happen or are you trying to convince yourself?
Because I could honestly see you and your brother in a corner trying to convince yourselves that you can stop us. Trying to convince yourselves that there is hope. Keep that lingering hope as long as you can because it will make your downfall even more painful when it comes. And The Fallen thrive on the downfall of FAWA being extremely painful.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2012 0:32:42 GMT -5
I'm not sorry I have this belt, but It disgusts me how I got it.
Blood stuck his nose where it didn't belong and screwed you over, Did I want you out of the way for GookerMania, hell yes, but because I beat your ass 1,2,3.
Believe me, Blood will suffer for his transgressions, and I intend to personally speak with Dupoe to give you a rematch as soon as possible.
But if you think I feel bad enough for you not to toss your ass out of that ring, you are sorely mistaken.
Battle Bowl is mine, and nobody will stand in my way. It disgusts you. That's your first reaction? How about "Sorry Hayden"? How about some damn compassion? Can you muster that much Johnny boy? Or are you just giving the stock response so you don't look like the bad guy?
Don't think I don't know what's going on here. You're glad that I lost my title, that I didn't make it to ten defenses, because you thought about yourself. See, it's all about you, isn't it Johnny boy? You didn't want me barging into the Gookermania title match. You didn't want me to come close to the World Title, because that's your territory. You didn't see a kid clawing his way up the ladder. You didn't see a guy fighting to get one shot, just... one... shot at the World Title. You just saw a potential threat, and you took me out. Because screw Michael Hayden, Jonathan Michaela has a World Title to win! Jonathan Michaels needs to winthe TV Title so he can claim to hold every belt!
You took that opportunity from me. Seems right that I take your opportunity from you. Battle Bowl is mine, and I'm not letting anyone take another opportunity from me.
No one. Now you are starting to realize how selfish Jonathan is. That is why I want him to be around when this whole place becomes ashes. Anyone who has ever teamed with the guy or has been his friend could have told you that.
As long as he gets what is his, he doesn't care whose feelings he has to trample on. And when he does so, he will give you crocodile tears about how it disgusts him that it went that way....when really, he is relieved that his road is easier.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2012 0:36:15 GMT -5
One of these days, Jonathan, while you and your tart are talking on the roof, I'm going to throw you off it.
That is if I don't smash your brains in at Battle Bowl.
Nonononononono.......that would be too easy for you. I am going to make you truly suffer.
Maybe I should ask Ryan and Square to come over and do what the Pantheon did to my wife while you are helpless and handcuffed. Maybe then, you will know what my pain was at that time. Seriously, bro, you need to relax.
Maybe get one of those white noise machines and a sleep mask, hop into a Tempurpedic and skip into dreamland.
Because that's the only place you have a chance of beating me. Oh poor Jonathan..........despite what seems like bouts of anger at times, I am in fact the most relaxed I have been in years.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2012 0:40:53 GMT -5
It disgusts you. That's your first reaction? How about "Sorry Hayden"? How about some damn compassion? Can you muster that much Johnny boy? Or are you just giving the stock response so you don't look like the bad guy?
Don't think I don't know what's going on here. You're glad that I lost my title, that I didn't make it to ten defenses, because you thought about yourself. See, it's all about you, isn't it Johnny boy? You didn't want me barging into the Gookermania title match. You didn't want me to come close to the World Title, because that's your territory. You didn't see a kid clawing his way up the ladder. You didn't see a guy fighting to get one shot, just... one... shot at the World Title. You just saw a potential threat, and you took me out. Because screw Michael Hayden, Jonathan Michaela has a World Title to win! Jonathan Michaels needs to winthe TV Title so he can claim to hold every belt!
You took that opportunity from me. Seems right that I take your opportunity from you. Battle Bowl is mine, and I'm not letting anyone take another opportunity from me.
No one. Ryan Blood took you out before I had the chance.
But I'll have my turn at BattleBowl.
Because nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is going to stop me.
If I had my way, I'd hand this belt back to you right now, because unlike half my competition, I actually have honor.
And when people like Bergman, Bull and myself are done with people like Brawler and The Fallen, we'll teach you a thing or two about how a champion is supposed to act. How a champion is supposed to act??? HA!!!!! This coming from a guy who married into riches. This coming from a guy who was given the key to the kingdom from your doting wife and you want to use it anyway you can so only you can be on top.
Continue telling lies about a champion should act? They might be quite comedic in their pure hypocrisy.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 27, 2012 0:40:54 GMT -5
It disgusts you. That's your first reaction? How about "Sorry Hayden"? How about some damn compassion? Can you muster that much Johnny boy? Or are you just giving the stock response so you don't look like the bad guy?
Don't think I don't know what's going on here. You're glad that I lost my title, that I didn't make it to ten defenses, because you thought about yourself. See, it's all about you, isn't it Johnny boy? You didn't want me barging into the Gookermania title match. You didn't want me to come close to the World Title, because that's your territory. You didn't see a kid clawing his way up the ladder. You didn't see a guy fighting to get one shot, just... one... shot at the World Title. You just saw a potential threat, and you took me out. Because screw Michael Hayden, Jonathan Michaela has a World Title to win! Jonathan Michaels needs to winthe TV Title so he can claim to hold every belt!
You took that opportunity from me. Seems right that I take your opportunity from you. Battle Bowl is mine, and I'm not letting anyone take another opportunity from me.
No one. Ryan Blood took you out before I had the chance.
But I'll have my turn at BattleBowl.
Because nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is going to stop me.
If I had my way, I'd hand this belt back to you right now, because unlike half my competition, I actually have honor.
And when people like Bergman, Bull and myself are done with people like Brawler and The Fallen, we'll teach you a thing or two about how a champion is supposed to act. How a champion's supposed to act?
I've already had my honor as championed questioned by Mr. Potato, I don't need to hear it from you.
But in case you didn't hear the first time around, I am and have always been a fighting champion. Every man that came after me and the TV Title, they got a fair shot. Mario Nett tried to break me, MWC had me on the ropes, Bull Ant nearly destroyed me, and Potato was seconds away from crippling me. And every time it looked bleak, every time my body told me to quit, I persevered. I dug deep inside and found that fighting spirit that took me to seven successful title defenses. And most importantly, I did so by myself. No matter what my opponents said about me, they couldn't say I cheated. They could never say that I took the easy way out.
Say whatever you want about me Johnny boy. But don't you dare try to insinuate that I don't know how to act like a champion.
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 27, 2012 0:50:30 GMT -5
Well, looks like we have ourselves a situation with the ol' T.V. Title. We have a guy who feels like he didn't deserve to win it, and a guy who thinks he has a dream stolen from him.
Let's face facts Jono, you don't all that apologetic about it, Words without action don't mean anything, but you are entitled to your choice. You won the match through whatever fashion and you're the champion, the decision on how to proceed with this lies with you.
And Michael, Here's the deal, you played with fire, you got burned. Do I think it's a raw deal?
Yep.
Do I think you have a right to be quite upset?
Yep.
Do I believe that you, like the other 8 men in Battlebowl are going to try your damnest to win that match and go on to Gookermania V to challenge for the World Title?
Yep, and I wouldn't expect anything less.
*Bergman turns away from camera to sign an autograph for a fan, before turning back*
Now, this is the point in time where I say that I'm coming to win battlebowl because I deserve to because I'm a main eventer, I've paid my dues, and frankly I've got to win this or else... but that isn't my stance this year.
No, because you see thanks to foresight, I'm already on the card for Gookermania V in the match I want against Seth Drakin. So then what is the goal of Battlebowl for Ryan Bergman?
One word: Chaos
I think Mr. Dupoe would enjoy this quite a bit because I'm trying to give people the result they aren't expecting. I don't care who wins or loses, all I want people to know is that it won't be me who wins, because I don't want to. If it means I jump over the top rope in a final 2 scenario, so be it.
You see, perspective is what's guiding me now, and I know that while my star is one of the brightest in the FAWA Galaxy it's lost a little luster. I'll still get to shine on the biggest stage in a match that I'm craving, but it's time to put a wrinkle in the road to Gookermania. It's time to allow a star to be born, or for another star to shine bright.
I'll see everyone at Battlebowl, but I'll tell everyone what to expect... boys, expect the unexpected.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 27, 2012 0:54:51 GMT -5
Well, looks like we have ourselves a situation with the ol' T.V. Title. We have a guy who feels like he didn't deserve to win it, and a guy who thinks he has a dream stolen from him.
Let's face facts Jono, you don't all that apologetic about it, Words without action don't mean anything, but you are entitled to your choice. You won the match through whatever fashion and you're the champion, the decision on how to proceed with this lies with you.
And Michael, Here's the deal, you played with fire, you got burned. Do I think it's a raw deal?
Yep.
Do I think you have a right to be quite upset?
Yep.
Do I believe that you, like the other 8 men in Battlebowl are going to try your damnest to win that match and go on to Gookermania V to challenge for the World Title?
Yep, and I wouldn't expect anything less.*Bergman turns away from camera to sign an autograph for a fan, before turning back* Now, this is the point in time where I say that I'm coming to win battlebowl because I deserve to because I'm a main eventer, I've paid my dues, and frankly I've got to win this or else... but that isn't my stance this year.
No, because you see thanks to foresight, I'm already on the card for Gookermania V in the match I want against Seth Drakin. So then what is the goal of Battlebowl for Ryan Bergman?
One word: Chaos
I think Mr. Dupoe would enjoy this quite a bit because I'm trying to give people the result they aren't expecting. I don't care who wins or loses, all I want people to know is that it won't be me who wins, because I don't want to. If it means I jump over the top rope in a final 2 scenario, so be it.
You see, perspective is what's guiding me now, and I know that while my star is one of the brightest in the FAWA Galaxy it's lost a little luster. I'll still get to shine on the biggest stage in a match that I'm craving, but it's time to put a wrinkle in the road to Gookermania. It's time to allow a star to be born, or for another star to shine bright.
I'll see everyone at Battlebowl, but I'll tell everyone what to expect... boys, expect the unexpected. As I said, I'm not going to insult Hayden by handing the belt to him, I'm going to make sure He gets the first shot, simple as that, beyond that it's up to Dupoe.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 27, 2012 12:25:19 GMT -5
*SIGH*
You're still stuck in your warped little fantasy world, aren't you, Drakin?
The Fallen is going to be humiliated in full at BattleBowl because you're going to strut arrogantly in there like you can't be beat and you're going to walk out absolutely whipped and empty-handed. Or did you so easily forget Evil M? Or Colt?
Face it, Drakin: You can keep lying to yourself and to your fellow THUGS all you want, but it doesn't make it true no matter how much you want us all to believe it.
So now it's time for you to hear TRUTH.
ANTIHERO WILL TAKE THE FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPIONSHIP FROM YOU.
AARON ENIGMA WILL TAKE THE INTER-FORUM CHAMPIONSHIP FROM SQUARE.
NEITHER YOU NOR SQUARE WILL WIN BATTLEBOWL.
AND MY BROTHER WILL TAKE THE FAWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FROM RYAN BLOOD.
PERIOD.
Nothing you say or do will ever change that, Drakin. The facts are what they are. That's why they are called "facts" while the same bloated garbage you've been spewing incessantly for weeks is called "lies."
The three of you do not stand a chance, you never did stand a chance, and you never WILL stand a chance because you're too blind to see the approaching storm. First off, how can I forget Evil M and Colt? Last year at Battle Bowl, I eliminated Evil M to win my second Battle Bowl (2-0 in them and I am the only person who has won multiple ones). And at Battle Bowl, I gave Colt the I4I and he was never the same after that night.
Second, I'm not lying to myself. When it comes to domination, The Fallen has not lied about it even once. However, with all your bravado.......are you really trying to convince me that is what is going to happen or are you trying to convince yourself?
Because I could honestly see you and your brother in a corner trying to convince yourselves that you can stop us. Trying to convince yourselves that there is hope. Keep that lingering hope as long as you can because it will make your downfall even more painful when it comes. And The Fallen thrive on the downfall of FAWA being extremely painful. I'm sure you can tell yourself any lie you want as long as you want and sooner or later you'll act like it was the truth all along. Doesn't make it truth.
See, you're forgetting about all those my brother has beaten. Yeah, I've been paying attention. Unlike you.
My brother has beaten more World Champions than you realize: Ryan Bergman. Whitey Fats. Viva. Tyfo. John Amigo. Jonathan Michaels. The soon-to-be-former champ Ryan Blood. "Damn Right" Jackson. YOU. And he's been through a lot more than you want to admit.
So the three of you can go ahead and arrogantly overlook us all you want. Because the only downfall that will occur will be your own.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 27, 2012 17:38:48 GMT -5
So, I lost the war at Summerfest, but now I have the chance to win a battle. All I see are enemies.
Let's see here. Mad Pirate Mulligan? You got close last year, but it ain't happening this year either. Nothing personal, right?
James Troy? Are we sure this isn't a mistake? Do you honestly thing you can hang with the big kids? Do you really think you have the experience it takes to put me, BRB, over the top rope? Don't kid yourself.
Ryan Bergman, you're out for chaos it seems. I can respect that. It's about time sometime can move to my groove besides Jeremy Dupoe. I'll take whatever you bring, but be ready when I toss you out after I've had my fun.
Connor Mackenzie. I remember when you tried to stand up to me, BRB. That didn't last long, and you won't last long at the Battle Bowl. It's your opportunity to take your best shot, and after I take it, you're getting downloaded to the outside. Have fun with the Great Warrior.
Michael Hayden, I'm glad that you are starting to see things my way. Unfortunately, it will be me who shows you how to beat ten men when I'm the last man in the ring and I take what I deserve at Gookermania. Watch and learn.
That brings me to the people who have it coming. The men who have drawn my ire, my fire, and my desire to take them with me if I can't win.
First is you, Marshall Wesley Coventry. I remember what you did to my golden Segway, and I'm gonna make you feel every cent of it before I throw you out. You are not here to win? Great, I'll sense you on your way.
Then there is the Fallen. I've seen your kind come and go in this company. You're riding high now, but how long do you think you will last following title matches? This will not be your night. The FAWA will dispose of you in the Battle Bowl. I have a vested unrest in it.
Last there is you Jonathan Michaels. I lost at Summerfest, but don't think for a second that I forgive and forget. You lost two Gookermania main events in a row. It's time someone stepped in there and took your desperate dreams of grandeur to the boiling point as they vaporise and fade away. I am that man.
I am the Majority Shareholder. I am Boiler Room Brawler. I have nine men to eliminate? Then let's do this and let's do this hard. No mercy, no quarter. It's time to put up out shut up, and I'm the son of a bitch who will shut up the entire FAWA Galaxy when I throw everyone out and take back the World Heavyweight Title at Gookermania. I'm sick of this talking, it's time for walking.
At Battle Bowl, crushing hopes and dreams will be my business, and business will be good.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jul 27, 2012 18:20:01 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in the catwalks above the ring, hes splattered in blood*
Dupoe: Cain, If theres one thing I detest more than ignorance, non believers and thunder, its disrespect, namely from people who don't know there place. At Battlebowl your going to learn your place even if I have to beat you into a pile of protoplasm to do so. If you don't believe I am capable of such violence ask the corpse over here
*The camera slowly pans around the corner to reveal a body with a dagger run through the chest, wrapped in barbwire*
Dupoe: This man disrespected me and now hes dead, a victim of his own rebellion, you could even argue a martyr. Either way, you should consider yourself lucky that I am forbidden to kill competitors...at least in ring, because I would kill you to serve as a proverbial head on a pike to anyone who wishes to disrespect me.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2012 21:07:28 GMT -5
First off, how can I forget Evil M and Colt? Last year at Battle Bowl, I eliminated Evil M to win my second Battle Bowl (2-0 in them and I am the only person who has won multiple ones). And at Battle Bowl, I gave Colt the I4I and he was never the same after that night.
Second, I'm not lying to myself. When it comes to domination, The Fallen has not lied about it even once. However, with all your bravado.......are you really trying to convince me that is what is going to happen or are you trying to convince yourself?
Because I could honestly see you and your brother in a corner trying to convince yourselves that you can stop us. Trying to convince yourselves that there is hope. Keep that lingering hope as long as you can because it will make your downfall even more painful when it comes. And The Fallen thrive on the downfall of FAWA being extremely painful. I'm sure you can tell yourself any lie you want as long as you want and sooner or later you'll act like it was the truth all along. Doesn't make it truth.
See, you're forgetting about all those my brother has beaten. Yeah, I've been paying attention. Unlike you.
My brother has beaten more World Champions than you realize: Ryan Bergman. Whitey Fats. Viva. Tyfo. John Amigo. Jonathan Michaels. The soon-to-be-former champ Ryan Blood. "Damn Right" Jackson. YOU. And he's been through a lot more than you want to admit.
So the three of you can go ahead and arrogantly overlook us all you want. Because the only downfall that will occur will be your own. 1) Your brother won a triple threat ladder match against me. He never pinned me whatsoever.
2) The only reason I disrespect your brother is because when I was leaving and I learned all the crap that was being said behind my back. I also learned that some of those moments, he had heard these comments right when they were said, what did the man who I considered at the time my best friend, do?![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
NOTHING!!!!!!
That is why I have no respect for your brother and why I have no problem overlooking him when he faces Ryan Blood. I'm sure you don't want to hear this.........but when the going gets tough, Gus has no balls.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 27, 2012 21:24:09 GMT -5
I'm sure you can tell yourself any lie you want as long as you want and sooner or later you'll act like it was the truth all along. Doesn't make it truth.
See, you're forgetting about all those my brother has beaten. Yeah, I've been paying attention. Unlike you.
My brother has beaten more World Champions than you realize: Ryan Bergman. Whitey Fats. Viva. Tyfo. John Amigo. Jonathan Michaels. The soon-to-be-former champ Ryan Blood. "Damn Right" Jackson. YOU. And he's been through a lot more than you want to admit.
So the three of you can go ahead and arrogantly overlook us all you want. Because the only downfall that will occur will be your own. 1) Your brother won a triple threat ladder match against me. He never pinned me whatsoever.
2) The only reason I disrespect your brother is because when I was leaving and I learned all the crap that was being said behind my back. I also learned that some of those moments, he had heard these comments right when they were said, what did the man who I considered at the time my best friend, do?![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
NOTHING!!!!!!
That is why I have no respect for your brother and why I have no problem overlooking him when he faces Ryan Blood. I'm sure you don't want to hear this.........but when the going gets tough, Gus has no balls. You're pathetic, Drakin.
No, you're WORSE than pathetic.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
You know full damn well that when it came down to it in that Rocky Horror Deathmatch, YOU LOST. TO MY BROTHER. THE MAN WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AT BATTLEBOWL. Yet you oh so conviniently forget that because it'd erode your little delusion of invincibility.
And you have no place talking about balls after you repeatedly attacked people from behind, especially women. Which seems to be a habit of yours now, isn't it? First Allison, then Cynnamon. Then you threaten Sara Michaels?! Let me make something clear to you, White Laced Red Cornish: You attack another woman and I'll make sure that you run crying when you hear my name.
The Fallen is losing everything it gets involved in at BattleBowl, AND NONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT IS GOING TO ALTER THAT FACT.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2012 21:45:46 GMT -5
1) Your brother won a triple threat ladder match against me. He never pinned me whatsoever.
2) The only reason I disrespect your brother is because when I was leaving and I learned all the crap that was being said behind my back. I also learned that some of those moments, he had heard these comments right when they were said, what did the man who I considered at the time my best friend, do?![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
NOTHING!!!!!!
That is why I have no respect for your brother and why I have no problem overlooking him when he faces Ryan Blood. I'm sure you don't want to hear this.........but when the going gets tough, Gus has no balls. You're pathetic, Drakin.
No, you're WORSE than pathetic.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
You know full damn well that when it came down to it in that Rocky Horror Deathmatch, YOU LOST. TO MY BROTHER. THE MAN WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AT BATTLEBOWL. Yet you oh so conviniently forget that because it'd erode your little delusion of invincibility.
And you have no place talking about balls after you repeatedly attacked people from behind, especially women. Which seems to be a habit of yours now, isn't it? First Allison, then Cynnamon. Then you threaten Sara Michaels?! Let me make something clear to you, White Laced Red Cornish: You attack another woman and I'll make sure that you run crying when you hear my name.
The Fallen is losing everything it gets involved in at BattleBowl, AND NONE OF YOUR BULLs*** IS GOING TO ALTER THAT FACT. Not really a habit of mine...............just something that when you need to create terror, you need to make sure that no one is given special treatment.
But the fact that you keep being the messenger for your brother, tells me exactly that your brother is worth the disrespect I give him.
I remember back when I was mentoring him, he never needed anyone to speak for himself. Just goes to show you what kind of man he truly is when left on his own. A pathetic, sobbing, driveling, piece of sh*t.
Now go back to your brother so he can go back to his female napkin and cry some more.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 27, 2012 22:38:57 GMT -5
Drakin I am going to mess you up, It will all be legal Drakin. I can do anything and I'll get away with it. Imagine the fun Seth!
*Antihero laughs manically.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 27, 2012 22:40:43 GMT -5
*Richlen is seen on the roof of his house, glaring into the camera.*
It seems like my name is easy to roll off of everyone's tongues these days. And not always for good reason.
But in the past 24 hours or so, it seems to have gotten worse, at least with one person. A person who wants to blame me for something that happened a year ago. A person who seems to have a severe case of amnesia when it comes to my accomplishments.
Seth, my brother is right. You're an idiot. An ungrateful, venom-filled, pathetic idiot. Are you forgetting how hard I fought against the Pantheon, especially after what they did to you and Jessica? Are you forgetting how close you came to defeating Colt at Survivor Team Challenge Series because I took out both him and Blood? Are you forgetting how much I said I respected you back then and how much of an honor it was for me to hold a title you once defined?
The answer, from your own mouth, is yes.
You wondered why I didn't stick up for you when you decided to throw your little temper tantrum and take your ball and go home? I had my own problems to deal with. I had enough on my plate leading up to my match against Aaron Enigma, a man who I have a hell of a lot more respect for than I will ever have for you, because at least he doesn't run with his tail between his legs all the time, unlike you. I had enough to deal with thanks to Viva. And yeah, he pushed me over the edge when he decided to make it personal. Yeah, I was ashamed and I ran. But I came back for a reason. And Punisher was running around asking every Sam, Dupoe, and B.A. where they were when Viva was attacked in the parking lot and failed to ask the real culprit: ME. I'm not claiming it for publicity. I'm claiming it because it's the truth, which, being as "truth" is an alien concept to you, you'd never understand.
Yeah, I still want Shaelin to be able to come back to FAWA and be by my side while I take my place as THE BEST in the company. But that's not likely to happen unless I win the FAWA World Championship. So yeah, she's my motivation to defeat someone who I have beaten several times before. And until then, it's going to hurt me to see her in silent depression every time I walk through the door. This place is my HOME, Seth. I shouldn't have to feel like I'm living in a curse.
But I have one other motivation.
To prove your lying ass wrong.
You know full damn well that I can beat anyone that I damn well WANT. Have you even bothered to count how many former wrold champions I've beaten in one form or another? I'm going to assume the likely answer of no. How many of the top names have I beaten? Do you stop to think about that, Seth? No? Didn't think so. But you're all too ready to forget that I've beaten "Damn Right" Jackson, Ryan Bergman, Boiler Room Brawler, Jonathan Michaels, Caleb Fourchon, Brian Alexander, John Amigo, Viva, The General Of The Monkey Army, and The Sam.
Oh, and you.
The problem with Blood and Amigo was they were so willing to dismiss me as a non-threat. Naitch and I took the tag titles from them.
Caleb Fourchon treated me as a non-threat. I took the Inter-Forum Championship from him at Gookermania.
Viva took me as a non-threat. I beat him. And when I came back, I repeatedly beat him down.
Bergman and Jackson treated me as a non-threat. I got the World Championship turkey, Bergman left empty-handed, and Jackson got fired.
Brawler treated me as a non-threat. I beat him.
See the pattern, Seth? People treat me as a non-threat, I make them pay. And you and Blood are treating me as a non-threat. And this is proof that you two are pathetic, because you should know better by now. Especially Ryan.
So when my brother, who is in BattleBowl and is one-half of the reigning FAWA World Tag Team Champions, a distinction we'll still have after we beat Mulligan and his brother in a couple of weeks, says that you and Square will not win the BattleBowl match and that I'm beating Ryan Blood and becoming the new FAWA World Champion, he's not blowing smoke. He's simply telling you what will actually happen.
You can believe any crap you want to tell yourself, but there's only one truth that's relevant:
NOTHING IS FORVER.
Not even The Fallen.
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