Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 9, 2012 22:48:17 GMT -5
Alexander, if you and your brother want a shot at the FAWA World Tag Team Championships, then you can have that shot on a NiteRaw. As far as Gookermania goes, however, my brother and I have FAR more pressing things to worry about. Pressing? PRESSING?! Gus.....While I understand that losing your consort is distressing.....Well actually I don't since I take better care of Rose's security than you apparently did for Shaelin and I'm far smarter than to go pissing off Seth Drakin to earn his ire......but I've digressed.... but I'll BE DAMNED if I let your squabble with The Fallen get in the way of MY Gookemania Moment!"Our".....Brian *Mildly irritated*
Fine.....OUR Gookermania Moment.
Gus....I'm not challenging you to any old NiteRaw match.....I want toPROVE my superiority at the Grandest Stage of All.....Mentality and Madness vs Transgression and Redemption for the titles.
Whaddaya say? Seth's going to be busy with Bergman, Square's got his own issues to deal with and Ryan Blood's facing JoNo and Hayden..... You have a choice.
You either blindly chase after the Fallen......and Fail......or you take the slimmest of chances and face Us. Which is it Gus? Keep chasing Rainbows.....or try to shine at Gookermania?
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 9, 2012 23:18:37 GMT -5
Actually, Alexander, last I checked, Square does NOT have a match for Gookermania, and what's to say that I'm not going to snap my brother out of his grieving funk so he can issue the challenge?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 9, 2012 23:30:08 GMT -5
Oh....So Square's not Bad enough to Beat Jack Cain? He won't earn the right to face Aaron Enigma?
A bit presumptuous, aren't We Mr. Coventry.......?
Doesn't matter who wins.......
*Motions to a Briefcase*
I've still GOT my Gookermania Moment just in case you're too afraid to face me.....Or maybe I'll conveniently forget if I get my Title match?
Wonder what The Fallen would give to MAKE SURE one of their own walks out of Gookermania IF Champion?
Or maybe......just maybe.....I'll Cash in AT Gookermania
Decisions....decisions......
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 10, 2012 2:12:05 GMT -5
Oh....So Square's not Bad enough to Beat Jack Cain? He won't earn the right to face Aaron Enigma?
A bit presumptuous, aren't We Mr. Coventry.......?
Doesn't matter who wins.......
*Motions to a Briefcase*
I've still GOT my Gookermania Moment just in case you're too afraid to face me.....Or maybe I'll conveniently forget if I get my Title match?
Wonder what The Fallen would give to MAKE SURE one of their own walks out of Gookermania IF Champion?
Or maybe......just maybe.....I'll Cash in AT Gookermania
Decisions....decisions......
Suppose you DO try to cash in and that trio of cowards decides to do to Rose wHat they've done with Shaelin. What then?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 10, 2012 11:24:57 GMT -5
Oh....So Square's not Bad enough to Beat Jack Cain? He won't earn the right to face Aaron Enigma?
A bit presumptuous, aren't We Mr. Coventry.......?
Doesn't matter who wins.......
*Motions to a Briefcase*
I've still GOT my Gookermania Moment just in case you're too afraid to face me.....Or maybe I'll conveniently forget if I get my Title match?
Wonder what The Fallen would give to MAKE SURE one of their own walks out of Gookermania IF Champion?
Or maybe......just maybe.....I'll Cash in AT Gookermania
Decisions....decisions......
Suppose you DO try to cash in and that trio of cowards decides to do to Rose wHat they've done with Shaelin. What then? Let's see....Blindfolded, Tied up, and subjected to heinous torture for the amusement of some sadistic misanthropes?
For Shaelin I could understand how that could be distressing, but for Rosie...that's a Tuesday.
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 10, 2012 14:48:12 GMT -5
While it's entertaining to listen to you two girls waffle about how great you are, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to add a touch of realism to the proceedings.
It's funny to watch everyone get so excited about The Fallen. I've seen more threatening doughnuts. Drakin, I'm surprised people live to see the end of conversations with you - Hell in millions of years there'll be fossils dug up that you're responsible for. They just curled up into a ball and waited for the Earth to wash over them while listening to you.
Your boss is almost as bad. If Mr. World Heavyweight Chumpion keeps talking as much as he does I might sue him for mental abuse. Anyone being forced to listen to that crap will need to check into a psychiatric hospital.
And Square. I mean, what happened there pal? Was the name Circle already taken? Did someone sue you for copyright infringement when you wanted to be called Triangle? Are you not a fan of other, more marginalised shapes? Didn't you want to stand up for the rights of the rhombus?
I came here to win things bub. I came here to wipe the floor with people like you. Now the Chief Executive seems to want to start a fight with me, so I gotta deal with him too.
Don't think I'm not going to hold a little back to wipe the floor with you either, chum. You'll have so many bits sticking out of you when I've finished with you on Monday, they'll have to start calling you Dodecahedron.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 10, 2012 15:23:50 GMT -5
While it's entertaining to listen to you two girls waffle about how great you are, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to add a touch of realism to the proceedings.
It's funny to watch everyone get so excited about The Fallen. I've seen more threatening doughnuts. Drakin, I'm surprised people live to see the end of conversations with you - Hell in millions of years there'll be fossils dug up that you're responsible. They just curled up into a ball and waited for the Earth to wash over them while listening to you.
Your boss is almost as bad. If Mr. World Heavyweight Chumpion keeps talking as much as he does I might sue him for mental abuse. Anyone being forced to listen to that crap will need to check into a psychiatric hospital.
And Square. I mean, what happened there pal? Was the name Circle already taken? Did someone sue you for copyright infringement when you wanted to be called Triangle? Are you not a fan of other, more marginalised shapes? Didn't you want to stand up for the rights of the rhombus?
I came here to win things bub. I came here to wipe the floor with people like you. Now the Chief Executive seems to want to start a fight with me, so I gotta deal with him too.
Don't think I'm not going to hold a little back to wipe the floor with you either, chum. You'll have so many bits sticking out of you when I've finished with you on Monday, they'll have to start calling you Dodecahedron. Go ahead and beat him. That frees somebody else to bring him and The Fallen down further. And I have a certain somebody else in mind.
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Bull Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Aug 10, 2012 16:55:46 GMT -5
I still want to beat on The Fallen
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 10, 2012 17:16:08 GMT -5
Drakin, on Niteraw we're going to end this once and for all.
Two times Drakin we've gone into the abyss the first time you took my title, then I got it back. Now it's time for Antihero to break his curse, Three times I've been a champion and Tree times I've failed to make a succesful defense Drakin I'm going to break my curse and I'm going to break you.
It's going to end here, on Niteraw when you lie on the mat wondering where you are as you drift out of conciousness the last thing you hear will be
Accompinied by Micheal Muffer saying "Here is your winner and STILL, Freakin Awesome Champion Antihero" and you will lookup and see me standing over you in triumph as the Freakin Awesome Champion.
1 week Drakin Be ready.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 10, 2012 20:16:29 GMT -5
Suppose you DO try to cash in and that trio of cowards decides to do to Rose wHat they've done with Shaelin. What then? Let's see....Blindfolded, Tied up, and subjected to heinous torture for the amusement of some sadistic misanthropes?
For Shaelin I could understand how that could be distressing, but for Rosie...that's a Tuesday. I don't know about Ryan and Square's plans, but that is not my style towards captives.
On the Rosie issue, the only thing I could say is she should watch a video of what happened to poor Allison Sadness. If you want to see my extremely sadistic side, I will show it........with reluctance.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 10, 2012 20:19:41 GMT -5
While it's entertaining to listen to you two girls waffle about how great you are, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to add a touch of realism to the proceedings.
It's funny to watch everyone get so excited about The Fallen. I've seen more threatening doughnuts. Drakin, I'm surprised people live to see the end of conversations with you - Hell in millions of years there'll be fossils dug up that you're responsible for. They just curled up into a ball and waited for the Earth to wash over them while listening to you.
Your boss is almost as bad. If Mr. World Heavyweight Chumpion keeps talking as much as he does I might sue him for mental abuse. Anyone being forced to listen to that crap will need to check into a psychiatric hospital.
And Square. I mean, what happened there pal? Was the name Circle already taken? Did someone sue you for copyright infringement when you wanted to be called Triangle? Are you not a fan of other, more marginalised shapes? Didn't you want to stand up for the rights of the rhombus?
I came here to win things bub. I came here to wipe the floor with people like you. Now the Chief Executive seems to want to start a fight with me, so I gotta deal with him too.
Don't think I'm not going to hold a little back to wipe the floor with you either, chum. You'll have so many bits sticking out of you when I've finished with you on Monday, they'll have to start calling you Dodecahedron. You look familiar...............you wouldn't happen to know a guy named Punisher. Former World Champion............The Fallen basically gave him a manual stigmata.
If you do know him, ask him how his hand is.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 10, 2012 20:28:44 GMT -5
Drakin, on Niteraw we're going to end this once and for all.
Two times Drakin we've gone into the abyss the first time you took my title, then I got it back. Now it's time for Antihero to break his curse, Three times I've been a champion and Tree times I've failed to make a succesful defense Drakin I'm going to break my curse and I'm going to break you.
It's going to end here, on Niteraw when you lie on the mat wondering where you are as you drift out of conciousness the last thing you hear will be
Accompinied by Micheal Muffer saying "Here is your winner and STILL, Freakin Awesome Champion Antihero" and you will lookup and see me standing over you in triumph as the Freakin Awesome Champion.
1 week Drakin Be ready. Seven Days for Four Scores...........I will take that belt back no matter what you say about reversing your string of bad luck.
And since Bergman tried to outshine me by announcing that this would be his final match, I am going to take back that spotlight by beating you and then announcing that I will be defending this belt against ol' Bergie.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 11, 2012 11:16:06 GMT -5
Drakin, on Niteraw we're going to end this once and for all.
Two times Drakin we've gone into the abyss the first time you took my title, then I got it back. Now it's time for Antihero to break his curse, Three times I've been a champion and Tree times I've failed to make a succesful defense Drakin I'm going to break my curse and I'm going to break you.
It's going to end here, on Niteraw when you lie on the mat wondering where you are as you drift out of conciousness the last thing you hear will be
Accompinied by Micheal Muffer saying "Here is your winner and STILL, Freakin Awesome Champion Antihero" and you will lookup and see me standing over you in triumph as the Freakin Awesome Champion.
1 week Drakin Be ready. Seven Days for Four Scores...........I will take that belt back no matter what you say about reversing your string of bad luck.
And since Bergman tried to outshine me by announcing that this would be his final match, I am going to take back that spotlight by beating you and then announcing that I will be defending this belt against ol' Bergie. Hrm... a title match involving Seth Drakin, and me without anything to do on Monday. Might want to get to see this match close up.*A man walks up and hands Bergman a letter* What is this?*the man walks away and Bergman opens the letter and begins reading it aloud* Dear Mr. Bergman and Mr. Drakin,
It has come to our attention that your match at Gookermania is going to be very hotly contested and perhaps even going over the line of common decency. As such, none of our regular referee staff are willing to take on the challenge of working your match.
As such, we, the FAWA Board of Directors will be assigning a special referee to this match. We are in contact with members of the roster past and present who would be willing to see that you and Mr. Drakin heed to the rules of combat but is also willing to give you the leeway needed to finish this feud.
Our announcement will be made on this week's episode of Nite-Raw, we hope you are there to learn who will referee your match at Gookermania.
All The Best, The FAWA Board of Directors.*Bergman drops the letter on the floor and walks away, shaking his head*
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 11, 2012 15:13:26 GMT -5
While it's entertaining to listen to you two girls waffle about how great you are, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to add a touch of realism to the proceedings.
It's funny to watch everyone get so excited about The Fallen. I've seen more threatening doughnuts. Drakin, I'm surprised people live to see the end of conversations with you - Hell in millions of years there'll be fossils dug up that you're responsible for. They just curled up into a ball and waited for the Earth to wash over them while listening to you.
Your boss is almost as bad. If Mr. World Heavyweight Chumpion keeps talking as much as he does I might sue him for mental abuse. Anyone being forced to listen to that crap will need to check into a psychiatric hospital.
And Square. I mean, what happened there pal? Was the name Circle already taken? Did someone sue you for copyright infringement when you wanted to be called Triangle? Are you not a fan of other, more marginalised shapes? Didn't you want to stand up for the rights of the rhombus?
I came here to win things bub. I came here to wipe the floor with people like you. Now the Chief Executive seems to want to start a fight with me, so I gotta deal with him too.
Don't think I'm not going to hold a little back to wipe the floor with you either, chum. You'll have so many bits sticking out of you when I've finished with you on Monday, they'll have to start calling you Dodecahedron. You look familiar...............you wouldn't happen to know a guy named Punisher. Former World Champion............The Fallen basically gave him a manual stigmata.
If you do know him, ask him how his hand is. zzzzzzz, oh have you finished? My God you should go into medicine. There are literally thousands of insomniacs around the world who would regard you as a saviour. Seriously, you should think about it, think of the money you could make, Hell, I probably spend more on cigars in a week, than you make in a year.
Anyway, I don't know this Punisher guy, but all I know is that if you had to stick him you must have been plenty scared of him mustn't you? Still, that's an argument for another day.
Your buddy Square is pretty quiet. Come on, haven't the mighty Fallen got some pithy comeback, some witty quip, some "we will destroy you snorefest?"
Honestly, if he's not even bothering to come out here and defend himself, why are you doing it? Are you his doormat or something?
Never mind, I suppose when he gets in the ring on NiteRaw, he won't have much time to talk then either, he'll be too busy getting his ass kicked. Will you be there to put the iodine on then, or will you be too busy washing Ryan Blood's dinner plate?
You just tell Square that when he's finished his homework, if he can come out and play, I'll be waiting. Bye...
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Knailsic From Now On
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Aug 11, 2012 16:34:51 GMT -5
Suppose you DO try to cash in and that trio of cowards decides to do to Rose wHat they've done with Shaelin. What then? Let's see....Blindfolded, Tied up, and subjected to heinous torture for the amusement of some sadistic misanthropes?
For Shaelin I could understand how that could be distressing, but for Rosie...that's a Tuesday. That's is uh very interesting, listen LBA could you get that addled dog you call a brother and tell him that I'm going to-
*Pulls out "How To Talk Like A Pirate for Dummies"* give him a good flogging and then I'm going to*Looks back in book* Keelhaul him.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 11, 2012 23:49:23 GMT -5
Next week, Jack Cain and Square face off in a match to determine my next challenger for my Inter-Forum title. A word of warning to both of you. Square, you know damn well what happens when you take what belongs to me. Jack, I look forward to this match to see if I get to step in the ring with another fresh face and see what you can do.
Either way, the title stays with the Head Detective.
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2012 15:18:31 GMT -5
Hey there delilah, what's it like in New York City?
Honestly, terrible. The accents are so thick, you'd think they'd be producing dubsteb with the mindless crap they're saying, and don't get me started on the Yankees. Not to mention, the firing of AW. What are you thinking WWE? You got something going with the tag teams, then one guys shows some personality, and you can him! And now he's on Twitter, looking for standup, and he makes Cedric the Entertainer look like Steve Harvey!
Loading starts screaming, before grabbing a water and taking deep breaths:
Ok Loading, relax. Get mellow. Be cool. Think about My Little Pony getting destroyed by Cyborg. Think about Raven/Starfire Fanfiction. In out buddy. In out.
(Takes one last breath)
Sorry bout the AVGN moment. And your damn luck. But recently, I've been targeted. By the haters and The Florida Gators, saying that I am quite possibly the most annoying thing to hit the scene since Boxxy. But first things first, that was revealed to be a character, and if you don't know that by now, you seriously have to hit a few more keys on the keyboard. Second, in a word of Hornswaggle and Michael Cole, I"M the most annoying thing in wrestling? This isn't New Years Eve, don't drop the ball on me yet! Sure, what I'm doing is a little unusual. But nothings unusual when you watch Hentai my friends, and I'm not trying to annoy, I'm trying to help you. Because without the Internet, you are nothing more then a failure. A drag queen drama failure. You miss out on so many things with just 60 minutes away from the computer. Why miss anything? Why do you constantly step away from modern day technology?
Speaking of, the right to declare myself King of Television is coming my way. Amongst Scrubs, The Simpson's, and the countless winners produced overseas, it will be a pleasure to share the same award that was presented to The Pink Power Ranger. And all I have to do is skin ol John Boy like a piece of fried chicken, and I'll be riding off into the sunset, looking for the gals with the daisy dukes.
For I am not only a Savior like Y2J, but a Hero like Skillet, just in time. For without me, the masses would head into the end of 2012 thinking the world is going to explode into a big fiery ball, like Pom Pom after he got poked by a pin. I am an inspiration like Da Vinci, and I am a role model like George Washington. My opponents shake and jiggle like Jello at my presence, and once I finish watching the latest MyMusic episode, I shall cruise into Route 66, as your new Television Champion.
Thanks are to be given.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 13, 2012 14:24:40 GMT -5
You look familiar...............you wouldn't happen to know a guy named Punisher. Former World Champion............The Fallen basically gave him a manual stigmata.
If you do know him, ask him how his hand is. zzzzzzz, oh have you finished? My God you should go into medicine. There are literally thousands of insomniacs around the world who would regard you as a saviour. Seriously, you should think about it, think of the money you could make, Hell, I probably spend more on cigars in a week, than you make in a year.
Anyway, I don't know this Punisher guy, but all I know is that if you had to stick him you must have been plenty scared of him mustn't you? Still, that's an argument for another day.
Your buddy Square is pretty quiet. Come on, haven't the mighty Fallen got some pithy comeback, some witty quip, some "we will destroy you snorefest?"
Honestly, if he's not even bothering to come out here and defend himself, why are you doing it? Are you his doormat or something?
Never mind, I suppose when he gets in the ring on NiteRaw, he won't have much time to talk then either, he'll be too busy getting his ass kicked. Will you be there to put the iodine on then, or will you be too busy washing Ryan Blood's dinner plate?
You just tell Square that when he's finished his homework, if he can come out and play, I'll be waiting. Bye...
I'm nobody's doormat, I just like to talk.
By the way, Punisher wasn't a threat when we did what we did (Ryan had already beaten him for the world title on his own before"hand"), he just represented this company at the time so we merely just sent a message about how much we hate this company and how we are going to destroy it piece by piece.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2012 14:59:55 GMT -5
* A Man is shown standing in front of a row of faceless men in LimeGreen hoodies.*
Chair now!
*Two of the hoodies drop to their hands and knees while a third squats behind them and extends his arms.*
YES TRUE SON!
*TTS now climbs into the human chair and stretches out*
You've been working out I see. Hello FAWA. Remember me? I was here before as the Jamaican Redneck and the Voodoo Lawyer. Now I'm back.
I brought some friends. A Few people I picked up in my many travels. Law Buddies, Ganja Smokers, Beer Drinkers and even the guy sold me those chickens I was beheading.
But if your really interested in the worship of The True Son..
THE ONE AND ALL!
There's a pamphlet and I'll even give you a private sermon later. However now I'm back in the FAWA because a few of The Other Sons didn't believe I used to be a pro wrestler. I'm not name any names like 28TH SON!
Eeep..
Whole lot of new people here now huh? Kinda weird bunch too. Internet guy? We have an Internet Guy now? Cool.
Now I know what everyone's thinking and I'm gonna cut you off right now. This is not a malicious group. Nobody's drink any punch. Nobody's giving me their credit card unless it's an emergency. No little girls are getting knocked up.
We're just a big group of friends. Hell we're even coming to you live from The 32nd Son's studio apartment!
*The Camera pans out to show a spartanly decorated living space filled with the best IKEA has to offer.*
I used to be Adam Scott!
And now your The 32nd Son. Imagine that. Well anyway I guess as a wrestler...I should wrestle I guess? So I'm open to all callers who want to take me out on my first date back here.
C'mon FAWA...I'm listening.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2012 20:27:40 GMT -5
*A short, young man appears outside of an old building in a deserted town, the place is very cold and windy. He appears in a black-long sleeve top with a brown jacket.*
Ah.... Nothing better than increasing my skills on a cold morning. Best time.... No kids.... No freakin' trouble.
*The mysterious man walks into the building breathing hot air on his hands. As soon as he enters he extends his left leg out to a pile of standing wood, breaking the middle one.*
And that's just without a warm-up. Ha... I don't mean to sound cocky or anything, but when I'm not in the ring kicking the crap out of people, I enjoy going to nice restaurants... Playing in the park... Stuff like that.
*He walks up and extends his right elbow out to the side, knocking down a wooden sign, making it land on a table meters away.*
Oh... I'm sorry, did I forget to introduce myself? My name is Jason Flynn, nothing much to say... I've done Kickboxing for 10 years, as well as normal boxing.. For about five. I'm 25 and I enjoy long walks on the beach.
*Jason Flynn let's out a smile while he sits down on the red couch. beside him.*
So... FAWA. What do you got? I'm here, I'm patient... Listening. Send me a bird call. I've got all day, you must have somebody right? So give me a call, okay?
*Jason sits back up and performs a spin-kick on the wooden silhouette of a man, he get's him at the chin, but still not enough to knock it down.*
Damn it!.. Oh well, don't worry about it. I'm just here to let you know FAWA that I'm always ready... I don't care who you put me up against.. The biggest, the fastest.. Just give me some competition, the other places I've been to are far too easy..
*Jason waves his hand at the camera, as it fades out.*
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