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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 15, 2012 0:03:10 GMT -5
*Close up on a street sign reading "Peachtree St.", pan out to reveal a man standing under the sign, wearing jeans and a "Georgia On My Mind" T-shirt*
New York? Nobodies. Los Angeles? LO-sers! Chicago? Heh, chumps. Atlanta? Now THAT'S the place to be. My name is Charles Mack, aka The Peach State Playboy. You don't know who I am yet, but don't worry, that'll change. I'm Atlanta's Ace, Georgia's Golden Boy, and speaking of gold, FAWA, that's what I'm aiming for. So all you champions out there, watch your backs, because I'm coming, and baby, I'm gonna be the biggest thing to come out of Atlanta since the 96 Olympics. You've been warned, see ya soon.
*Fade to black, fade in "The Peach State Playboy is COMING" overlaid on a red silhouette of Georgia*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2012 4:42:45 GMT -5
*A short, young man appears outside of an old building in a deserted town, the place is very cold and windy. He appears in a black-long sleeve top with a brown jacket.* Ah.... Nothing better than increasing my skills on a cold morning. Best time.... No kids.... No freakin' trouble.
*The mysterious man walks into the building breathing hot air on his hands. As soon as he enters he extends his left leg out to a pile of standing wood, breaking the middle one.* And that's just without a warm-up. Ha... I don't mean to sound cocky or anything, but when I'm not in the ring kicking the crap out of people, I enjoy going to nice restaurants... Playing in the park... Stuff like that.*He walks up and extends his right elbow out to the side, knocking down a wooden sign, making it land on a table meters away.* Oh... I'm sorry, did I forget to introduce myself? My name is Jason Flynn, nothing much to say... I've done Kickboxing for 10 years, as well as normal boxing.. For about five. I'm 25 and I enjoy long walks on the beach.*Jason Flynn let's out a smile while he sits down on the red couch. beside him.* So... FAWA. What do you got? I'm here, I'm patient... Listening. Send me a bird call. I've got all day, you must have somebody right? So give me a call, okay?*Jason sits back up and performs a spin-kick on the wooden silhouette of a man, he get's him at the chin, but still not enough to knock it down.* Damn it!.. Oh well, don't worry about it. I'm just here to let you know FAWA that I'm always ready... I don't care who you put me up against.. The biggest, the fastest.. Just give me some competition, the other places I've been to are far too easy..*Jason waves his hand at the camera, as it fades out.* *Watches the video with interest as The 46th Son acts it out for him. Hmmmmm interesting he says the biggest. He SAYS THE FASTEST!*Claps hand and The 72nd and 29th Son's lift The True Son up on their shoulders.* HE SAID NOTHING OF THE TRUEST THOUGH! SURELY MY YOUNGER BROTHERS THIS IS A TEST PLACED IN FRONT OF ME............NO! US! TO TEST OUR FAITH AND RESOLUTION!.........And just how hard you guys are willing to get kicked for me your fearless leader.
MY BROTHERS THIS IS A SIGN HAIL TO ME FOR DISCOVERING IT! THE ONE AND ALL!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 16, 2012 7:29:40 GMT -5
Dupoe, you saw how Square's match ended. You know what I'm demanding. I want you to make that coward face my brother at Gookermania. And we are not taking "No" for an answer.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 16, 2012 8:34:29 GMT -5
Drakin, soon our feud wil end and I have a few surprises for you
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Post by Bull Ant on Aug 16, 2012 11:20:27 GMT -5
Drakin, soon our feud wil end and I have a few surprises for you Can't wait to see this.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 16, 2012 12:39:53 GMT -5
In a world where reality television has tortured us more times then The View, it's safe that what I represent isn't perfection. I'll be honest, I've probably watched more J-Pop then I have According to Jim. In fact, the first five shows off of the top of my head, I can guarantee you that the fans of FAWA haven't heard off. That is why I am here, to expand my boarders. Like FarmVille. You have to expand the farm to grow your crops. I don't have any magical seeds like Cosmo nor Wanda.
In order to grow crops properly, you need knowledge. That is what I intend to bring to this company. Knowledge. Because when I look at the fans, I see a bunch of disappointments. People who have probably never even heard of a Batsu Game, or Downtown Gaki no Tsukai. People who have never watched Ice1Cubed or Cr1tikal. Do you realize the importance of such discoveries? It could be the difference between a college degree to Yale, or 15 years as a Short Order Cook!
I will admit, these were never my original intentions. I'm sure you all remember myself being the Raven of this company back in the day, reading from the Bible, and dragging along my girlfriend since Kindergarten. Did I enjoy the pain? HELL YEAH. Did I enjoy causing others pain? Do I really even need to answer that?
I'm sure all of you assumed I hit the FCW Gimmick Generator and got erased from history like many others, but the truth is, I still have the crown of thorns and the sword of sacristy. And I still have the eyeliner that transformed me into a Teen Titans NCIS Danny Phantom BEAST. Why did I change into your Savior instead of your Endgame? Simple. I didn't erase my game. I hit the reset button instead.
I was like Jimmy Neutron, I reinvented myself. I enjoyed the hurt, but I never once cruised onto the other side of the tracks. You should all be thankful that I help you, and don't destroy you all. You can be on my good side, you can be part of the Justice League, The Avengers, whatever hero you want to be, you'll stand by me and I'll Always Love You. But if you even consider turning down my operation, putting me in the same position I was before, I will be on you like The World's Most Dangerous Man and The Beast combined. Being in control of TV isn't enough. I'll soon be in control of the Inter-Fourms, or as I'll soon call, THE INTERNET. I need more power to give everyone the proper information to save this world from lack of IQ, because right now you all are the literal definition of Dumb and Dumber.
But I've spoken about too much already. Consider this thread locked, because as Cyrus The Virus once said: "I don't like to talk about the man I was before, I like to talk about the man I am Today".
Was I once LodiRulz? Yes. But what he brought me was never good enough.
Think of me as a reverse transformation: I'm Harley Quinn turning into Harleen Quinzel. And look what that got me: From King of Wrestlecrap, to King of Television. And it's only getting better from here.
Thanks are to be given.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 16, 2012 21:43:03 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's exactly what I wanted to see on Niteraw. Square you were fooled weren't you? You lost a chance to get back in the ring with me and try to pry this Inter-Forum title from my cold, dead hands. That's a shame isn't it, especially when you worked oh so hard to keep it in the first place.
Jack Cain, you have one hell of a chance now. A chance to get in the ring with the Head Detective for this Inter-Forum title. I saw what you can do when you beat Square, but unfortunately I won't be beaten as easily. I will do anything within my power to keep this Inter-Forum title around my waist. It'll be nice to have some fresh blood in the ring with me though.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 16, 2012 22:43:45 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in his sanctum below the city he looks quite angry*
Dupoe:DAMN CONTEMPTABLE BASTARD, does he have any idea what he has done!
*Dupoe knocks some stuff off a nearby desk*
Dupoe: The horrors within that book are the likes of which only should only be handled by those who understand how to control them.
*Ophelia walks in*
Ophelia: Relax honey you forget that its written in the language of the great old ones there is minimal chance for him to do anything of consequence.
Dupoe:I realise this but the chance of him summoning the likes of one of the Many Angled Ones and not being able to at least have minimal control of it...I need to think...
*camera fades out*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 17, 2012 9:21:52 GMT -5
*Backstage, Seth Drakin is being checked on by medics and looks into the camera with a scowl .*
Congratulations Antihero..........you have friends who you needed help from to retain that Freakin Awesome Title. In a hardcore match that is supposed to be your backyard, you needed other members of the Colony to beat me. You are pathetic and have proven that you are not worth my time in FAWA anymore.
Moving on, it seems the special referee for my Gookermania match with Bergman is my old friend, Colt. C, I know that you don't like me and I sure as hell don't like you, but I will give you a bit of advice. The last time you and I were in the same ring together, you were face down on the ground, needing medics to cart your ass out of the building after I gave you an I4I. Screw with me at Gookermania and you won't be going to the hospital, you will be going to the morgue because I will hurt you in such ways that you will beg for death's sweet embrace.
Bergman.....be prepared because at Gookermania V, you won't be riding off into the sunset like a hero. You will be carted off like a murder victim.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 17, 2012 10:39:28 GMT -5
*Backstage, Seth Drakin is being checked on by medics and looks into the camera with a scowl .* Congratulations Antihero..........you have friends who you needed help from to retain that Freakin Awesome Title. In a hardcore match that is supposed to be your backyard, you needed other members of the Colony to beat me. You are pathetic and have proven that you are not worth my time in FAWA anymore.
Moving on, it seems the special referee for my Gookermania match with Bergman is my old friend, Colt. C, I know that you don't like me and I sure as hell don't like you, but I will give you a bit of advice. The last time you and I were in the same ring together, you were face down on the ground, needing medics to cart your ass out of the building after I gave you an I4I. Screw with me at Gookermania and you won't be going to the hospital, you will be going to the morgue because I will hurt you in such ways that you will beg for death's sweet embrace.
Bergman.....be prepared because at Gookermania V, you won't be riding off into the sunset like a hero. You will be carted off like a murder victim. Seth, You need to watch that match again. I lifted your shoulder off of the mat, YOU were already beaten so I gave Moo Moo and Bull a chance at revenge.
Also First defense WOO!!
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 17, 2012 14:07:48 GMT -5
*Jack Cain is sitting in a hospital bed, smoking a cigar and reading Dupoe's book. A pair of spectacles are perched on the end of his nose. His complexion is pale and there is heavy bandaging around his knee. He hears a doctor coming and frantically looks for somewhere to throw his cigar, in the end throwing it under the bed of the patient next to him, whistling innocently as the doctor arrives at his bedside.*
Doctor: Now then, Mr. Cain, I've got good news and bad news.
Cain: Bully for you. Let me guess, my semen still has the destructive power of a tsunami but that rash hasn't gone away has it?
Doctor: Not exactly. We operated on your knee, should be fine in a few days, with a some athletic support and physiotherapy, you should be fine to compete....but....
Cain: But what Doc, spit it out.
Doctor: The blood tests you asked us to do are very disturbing. We found high concentrates of hallucinogenic toxins, muscle relaxants, nerve impulse triggers, very nasty stuff.
Cain: So, pump me full of the juice and I'll get back to my evening with Emily Blunt.
Doctor: I'm afraid it's not that simple. We've got antidotes, yes, but each one would nullify the effects of the other if we were to give you them all, there would be no point. The problem being, in around seven weeks, the effects of this will be permanent.
Cain: Permanent? You mean I could spend the rest of my life twitching and farting and thinking I'm living on the moon.
Doctor: That'll be Heaven compared to what you'll experience. You probably won't be able to stand up, your bowels will release virtually every ten minutes and you're more likely to thing you're living in Boston.
Cain: My God.
Doctor. Indeed. Mr. Cain, you said you had tracked down a cure for this thing yourself?
Cain: Yeah I have, the problem is getting it.
Doctor: Well, I recommend you do it as quick as possible unless you want to start wearing diapers for the rest of your life.
Cain: OK Doc. Look, any chance I could get a computer or something, I gotta send some emails to people, might be able to help.
Doctor: I think we could arrange that. Nurse?
*A nurse hurries off to fetch a laptop.*
Doctor: Can you smell burning?
Cain (hurriedly): Errr...no...
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 17, 2012 14:55:40 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's exactly what I wanted to see on Niteraw. Square you were fooled weren't you? You lost a chance to get back in the ring with me and try to pry this Inter-Forum title from my cold, dead hands. That's a shame isn't it, especially when you worked oh so hard to keep it in the first place.
Jack Cain, you have one hell of a chance now. A chance to get in the ring with the Head Detective for this Inter-Forum title. I saw what you can do when you beat Square, but unfortunately I won't be beaten as easily. I will do anything within my power to keep this Inter-Forum title around my waist. It'll be nice to have some fresh blood in the ring with me though. *Cain is sitting in his hospital bed, having produced another cigar, and is typing at the laptop, pushing the glasses up on his nose as he goes.* From: 'Jack Cain' <BigPoppaThump@gmail.com> To: 'Aaron Enigma' <No1Detective@cluedo.net> Date: Friday, 17 August, 2012 Subject: Inter-Forum Title.Hi Aaron,
As I write, I am stuck in hospital being tended to by unattractive nurses and Christopher Lloyd lookalikes masquerading as doctors. Unluckily for you, they say I'll be out of here in time for our match next week.
I know Dupoe has pumped me full of some gunk that means in a couple of weeks time my pants will be darker than the Sea of Tranquility, but I've still come here to win things, and this is my first opportunity to do that, so I'm not going to blow it.
Square thought he had me. He didn't. I may have looked like I got my ass kicked, but quite frankly, does it matter if I won? Don't think it does.
Now you're a nice guy - however this goes down I'll introduce you to Richard Dean Anderson and Tom Selleck and you can compare detective notes - but you gotta realise, I want that title, and I'll do anything, and I mean anything, to get it.
I've attached a voucher for a double chocolate chip ice cream tub at WalMart as a gesture of goodwill (expires August 31),
See you around,
Jack.
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 17, 2012 15:34:46 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in his sanctum below the city he looks quite angry* Dupoe:DAMN CONTEMPTABLE BASTARD, does he have any idea what he has done!*Dupoe knocks some stuff off a nearby desk* Dupoe: The horrors within that book are the likes of which only should only be handled by those who understand how to control them.*Ophelia walks in* Ophelia: Relax honey you forget that its written in the language of the great old ones there is minimal chance for him to do anything of consequence.Dupoe:I realise this but the chance of him summoning the likes of one of the Many Angled Ones and not being able to at least have minimal control of it...I need to think...*camera fades out* *Cain is thumbing through Dupoe's book as he types.* From: 'Jack Cain' <BigPoppaThump@gmail.com> To: 'Jeremy Dupoe' <CEO@Dagon.org> Date: Friday, 17 August, 2012 Subject: Cure.Evening Jezebel. I see from the TV you're getting a little upset about me knowing the secrets of your book, well don't worry, I'm not about to go raising the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man or anything. I just want that little vial of blue juice you got, then you can go back to reading by candlelight with Ocelot or whatever her name is.
You may think you're holding all the cards. You may think that all you gotta do is hold on and wait until I'm seeing pink elephants dance a Waltz on Jennifer Lopez's ass, but I'm not that stupid. I gotta plan, one that I think you'll find hard to turn down.
You and me, at Gookermania. I win, I get the cure, you win, you get the book. Everyone's happy.
Only catch, you try and get this book before Gookermania, then a few of my friends from the business will be looking after it, and they'll burn it to a crisp so fast you won't have time to shout Methuselah, or whoever the Hell it is you worship.
You don't have to give me an answer now, but if you ever want this thing back, you'll give me what I want.
Time for my bed bath. Toodle-oo.
Jack Cain.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 17, 2012 16:15:50 GMT -5
*Cain is sitting in his hospital bed, having produced another cigar, and is typing at the laptop, pushing the glasses up on his nose as he goes.* From: 'Jack Cain' <BigPoppaThump@gmail.com> To: 'Aaron Enigma' <No1Detective@cluedo.net> Date: Friday, 17 August, 2012 Subject: Inter-Forum Title.Hi Aaron,
As I write, I am stuck in hospital being tended to by unattractive nurses and Christopher Lloyd lookalikes masquerading as doctors. Unluckily for you, they say I'll be out of here in time for our match next week.
I know Dupoe has pumped me full of some gunk that means in a couple of weeks time my pants will be darker than the Sea of Tranquility, but I've still come here to win things, and this is my first opportunity to do that, so I'm not going to blow it.
Square thought he had me. He didn't. I may have looked like I got my ass kicked, but quite frankly, does it matter if I won? Don't think it does.
Now you're a nice guy - however this goes down I'll introduce you to Richard Dean Anderson and Tom Selleck and you can compare detective notes - but you gotta realise, I want that title, and I'll do anything, and I mean anything, to get it.
I've attached a voucher for a double chocolate chip ice cream tub at WalMart as a gesture of goodwill (expires August 31),
See you around,
Jack.*Aaron sits in his study chowing down on Double Chocolate Chip ice cream* Thanks for the gesture, Jack. Next week will be a hell of a match. Now I don't know what our CEO has planned for you, but I do know that I would be pretty upset if he interfered in our match next week. Dupoe and I, we've never seen eye to eye. He claims that he is the one criminal that I wouldn't be able to capture. He says that he could outthink the Head Detective.
I'll make this clear to you Dupoe. NOBODY in this company is smarter than I am. My entire career has been built on research, on planning, on preparation. I can improvise with the best of them, in fact you could say that is my greatest trait. I can think up a new plan in an instant. As I'm being slammed on the ground by my opponent, I'm already planning seven moves ahead of them.
Jack, next week we will fight for this Inter-Forum title. However I refuse to lose it to anybody. Both times I've lost this title over the last year, it's been due to things out of my control. I got it stripped from me because I wanted to prank Boiler Room Brawler, and Square won a match that says he can pretty much win it whenever we want. After those two times, I'm sick of it. This title is staying mine, and it's going to stay mine until I decide I've had enough of being champion. Of course, I'll NEVER feel that way, so this Inter-Forum title is here to stay around my waist.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 17, 2012 17:49:58 GMT -5
*Cain is sitting in his hospital bed, having produced another cigar, and is typing at the laptop, pushing the glasses up on his nose as he goes.* From: 'Jack Cain' <BigPoppaThump@gmail.com> To: 'Aaron Enigma' <No1Detective@cluedo.net> Date: Friday, 17 August, 2012 Subject: Inter-Forum Title.Hi Aaron,
As I write, I am stuck in hospital being tended to by unattractive nurses and Christopher Lloyd lookalikes masquerading as doctors. Unluckily for you, they say I'll be out of here in time for our match next week.
I know Dupoe has pumped me full of some gunk that means in a couple of weeks time my pants will be darker than the Sea of Tranquility, but I've still come here to win things, and this is my first opportunity to do that, so I'm not going to blow it.
Square thought he had me. He didn't. I may have looked like I got my ass kicked, but quite frankly, does it matter if I won? Don't think it does.
Now you're a nice guy - however this goes down I'll introduce you to Richard Dean Anderson and Tom Selleck and you can compare detective notes - but you gotta realise, I want that title, and I'll do anything, and I mean anything, to get it.
I've attached a voucher for a double chocolate chip ice cream tub at WalMart as a gesture of goodwill (expires August 31),
See you around,
Jack.*Aaron sits in his study chowing down on Double Chocolate Chip ice cream* Thanks for the gesture, Jack. Next week will be a hell of a match. Now I don't know what our CEO has planned for you, but I do know that I would be pretty upset if he interfered in our match next week. Dupoe and I, we've never seen eye to eye. He claims that he is the one criminal that I wouldn't be able to capture. He says that he could outthink the Head Detective.
I'll make this clear to you Dupoe. NOBODY in this company is smarter than I am. My entire career has been built on research, on planning, on preparation. I can improvise with the best of them, in fact you could say that is my greatest trait. I can think up a new plan in an instant. As I'm being slammed on the ground by my opponent, I'm already planning seven moves ahead of them.
Jack, next week we will fight for this Inter-Forum title. However I refuse to lose it to anybody. Both times I've lost this title over the last year, it's been due to things out of my control. I got it stripped from me because I wanted to prank Boiler Room Brawler, and Square won a match that says he can pretty much win it whenever we want. After those two times, I'm sick of it. This title is staying mine, and it's going to stay mine until I decide I've had enough of being champion. Of course, I'll NEVER feel that way, so this Inter-Forum title is here to stay around my waist. Aaron...your not even worth my time, you know my history with detectives and know that detectives that cross my path have met with an untimely demise don't act like it can't happen to you, besides why are you getting involved in my affairs, you're not the worm who's currently regretting disrespecting me.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 17, 2012 18:25:27 GMT -5
Rumor has it.... Rumor has it.... Rumor has it.... Rumor has it....
That Mad Pirate Mulligan is going be the first young squire to dethrone the King of Television.
Mad Pirate Mulligan.
A man that can be summed up in simply 1 minute and 59 seconds thanks to LazyTown's classic musical number, You are A Pirate. And if you didn't know that, then maannn, do you need to get your ass onto a Dell!
Now I understand that as King of Television, there are not that many available on the roster that give me a legitimate challenge. I understand that I'm not always going to get Law and Order or Lost type competition. But instead of giving me the X-Files, you get bring me LazyTown. A show that came onto Nick Jr. and immediately was taken off the air due to cheesy 1950's humor, and kids getting nightmares.
Oh, do I worry for our future generations, I really do.
But it isn't all that bad. I can still educate those on what they should be studying, instead of Algebra or Social Studies. If they are that concerned over learning, then get a Leapfrog.
No, if you want to truly leave your school with straight A's, then you must be able to acquire the knowledge of:
![](http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001653417/oh-god-its-duckface-42062754752_xlarge.jpeg)
Yes, the Duckface.
Definition: A facial expression utilized by attention-seeking teenage girls in which they push their lips outward and upward to give the appearance of large, pouty lips.
Amanda Fuchs makes a duckface in all of her profile pictures.
Now, we can certainly apply The Duckface to Mad Pirate Mulligan: Normally, the Duckface is said to look stupid. One look at his costume, and you can definitely tell that he looks about as stupid and as scary as Chucky.
Now, I know what your thinking, but I'm prepared: If Chucky ever appears in my room at night, I've watched enough Rick Steiner to know my way out of the situation.
Not to mention that Mad Mulligan is as much of a pirate as Johnny Depp ever was. If you truly believe that Mad Pirate Mulligan is going to be the first one to bring defeat onto me, then your either Uno: Stupid, or Dos: A Beliber. And both can definitely be the same.
Figure it Out was entertaining. GUTS was entertaining. Double Dare was entertaining. Pirates of The Caribbean was NOT entertaining. I saw it in the theaters, was on Skype five minutes later.
Him representing Television would be like taking away the fire and destruction from a Godzilla movie. Like taking the picture away from a Youtube Video. Like removing hot chicks from webcams. It's not going to happen anytime soon.
I represent all that is good and all that is bad every time you turn on your sets. And once I gain control of The Internet with possession of The Inter-Fourm's Championship, my revolution can expand worldwide. Soon everyone will know about The Shining Twins and The Offspring Band. Soon everyone will appreciate Japanese commercials, and will start writing to General Mills, demanding that the Trix Rabbit gets his fair share.
It'll all be because of me. And it'll benefit all of our futures.
Thanks are to be given.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 17, 2012 22:50:29 GMT -5
*Antihero has a a clipboard in his hands
Niteraw, big crap going down.
Gookermania, related crap.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 17, 2012 23:05:44 GMT -5
Dupoe I'm not getting involved in anything with you and Jack Cain unless you make your presence felt during our match next week. I don't like when my matches are interrupted or dirtied by outside influences. My goal is to get in that ring, win, and walk out with my belt.
We've argued since I came back that you have this track record with detectives and the like. I'm not after you, Dupoe, unless you give me a reason to. I assure you I'm like no detective you've met before, and that's a fact.
I have more pressing things to deal with, such as Jack Cain.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 17, 2012 23:20:53 GMT -5
*Michael Hayden sits cross-legged in the center of the ring, a pensive look on his face.*
My friends, it seems as though my words fall on deaf ears. Those in charge, those with the power to make matches, they have ignored my request for a challenge. They continue to hold me back, because to them I am expendable. Thanks to my opponents at Gookermania I am no longer the TV Champion, so I'm notable to take my streak to ten. I am not on a Farewell Tour like Ryan Bergman, though he has earned this. To those in charge, I am expendable, a man that can be forgotten, save for the fact that I am in the main event of Gookermania.
You see, the truth is that I was never suppose to win BattleBowl. Men like Ryan Blood and Jonathan Michaels, they never wanted me to be a threat. That's why Blood screwed me over and Michaels benefited with little protest. Oh sure, he swore he would make this right, but now he doesn't even have MY title. And while he may have lost the title in a similar matter to mine, he still remains an enemy. He still remains on my list. He proved himself to be a con man, telling me one thing while doing another.
Some may call me paranoid, no doubt caused by the stress of headlining Gookermania. After all, I've barely been here three months and already I have a shot at the World Title. But total paranoia is just total awareness. I am aware of my opponents and what their motives are. Blood is a despicable human being, but he makes no excuses. Jonathan Michaels on the other hand, he remains a mystery. He claims to fight for good, and yet I'm the only one who sees his evil. It's as though I'm the only one who knows his dark side. Well Jono, Hollywood has a dark side as well. And soon, you'll find that out the hard way. Because come hell or high water, I will be the FAWA Heavyweight Title.
Whether you like it or not.
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 18, 2012 15:06:51 GMT -5
Dupoe I'm not getting involved in anything with you and Jack Cain unless you make your presence felt during our match next week. I don't like when my matches are interrupted or dirtied by outside influences. My goal is to get in that ring, win, and walk out with my belt.
We've argued since I came back that you have this track record with detectives and the like. I'm not after you, Dupoe, unless you give me a reason to. I assure you I'm like no detective you've met before, and that's a fact.
I have more pressing things to deal with, such as Jack Cain. *Jack Cain is sitting on a sun lounger by a pool, bandaging around his knee. He is still reading Dupoe's book.* Oh Hi everyone, welcome to my humble abode. Sorry about the mess, the pool man only comes on Wednesdays and last week I was guarding Harrison Ford on the set of Indiana Jones 7: So Very Tired.
Anyway, I got a special message for two people: Aaron Enigma, and Jeremy Dupoe.
Both of you, I'm really not the type to hold a grudge, but this is all getting a little boring.
Aaron, I like the whole cookie cutter goodness thing and all, reminds me of Macaulay Culkin when he was off the sauce, but jeez, all this honor stuff, give it a break. You just gotta know, at the moment, winning that title is the most important thing in the world to me (after getting Jeri Ryan to go on a date), and however you want to play this, I'm gonna do anything in my power to get it. You'd better realise we can shake hands all you want, but when it comes down to it, I might have to play dirty to get what I want. That title is gonna be mine, it don't take a detective to work that out.
And Jeremy? Well, when I've finished reading this, and worked out how to exorcise the memory of Ghostbusters 2, I'm going to entrust it to a friend of mine. You like him, done a few years in the slammer, started eating goats a few years back, has a real thing for knives, theatricality, that sort of thing. Anyway, he's gonna be looking after it for me until Gookermania. If you or Nett try and get it back, he'll show you how a woodchipper works, if you get my drift.
All you gotta do is agree to that match, and I'll make sure you get it back, as long as I get that little cure. Everyone's a winner...*Cain's phone rings* "Hello?... Chuck Norris?... Yeah, I'll do it...but not for less that $600k...I don't care if he'll have to close the ape sanctuary, I don't come cheap!"
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