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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 23, 2012 16:02:56 GMT -5
*Looks at schedule* Definately can't do it now.....
The transfer of turns babysitting our hostage will go back to me this week and I am taking her with me, my wife, and my friends on a fishing trip.
A shark fishing trip that is..... You must really be desperate to avoid facing Bergman. Because you're about to have to forfeit that match.
Of course that would end up being one less person to cost my brother his match against Square at Gookermania.... You don't know where I live buddy and if you keep talking like that, I might have to get a restraining order out on both you and your brother.
Anyway, we're gonna need some bait for this trip.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 23, 2012 16:23:25 GMT -5
You must really be desperate to avoid facing Bergman. Because you're about to have to forfeit that match.
Of course that would end up being one less person to cost my brother his match against Square at Gookermania.... You don't know where I live buddy and if you keep talking like that, I might have to get a restraining order out on both you and your brother.
Anyway, we're gonna need some bait for this trip. The fact that you and the rest of The Fallen are so afraid of a man that you'll threaten harm on an innocent woman speaks the most disgusting volumes about you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 23, 2012 16:29:08 GMT -5
You don't know where I live buddy and if you keep talking like that, I might have to get a restraining order out on both you and your brother.
Anyway, we're gonna need some bait for this trip. The fact that you and the rest of The Fallen are so afraid of a man that you'll threaten harm on an innocent woman speaks the most disgusting volumes about you. Don't worry, I'll send your brother a copy of the video footage of our shark fishing trip. I'm a nice guy like that....
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 23, 2012 16:42:40 GMT -5
The fact that you and the rest of The Fallen are so afraid of a man that you'll threaten harm on an innocent woman speaks the most disgusting volumes about you. Don't worry, I'll send your brother a copy of the video footage of our shark fishing trip. I'm a nice guy like that.... Are you TRYING to make matters worse for you and The Fallen?! Because that's all you're doing.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 23, 2012 16:51:40 GMT -5
Don't worry, I'll send your brother a copy of the video footage of our shark fishing trip. I'm a nice guy like that.... Are you TRYING to make matters worse for you and The Fallen?! Because that's all you're doing. Ooooh...I'm so scared.....
Would be awesome if I caught a great white. I'll also take catching a Tiger Shark as a great day, or a Bull Shark.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Aug 23, 2012 16:52:17 GMT -5
*Footage of Ryan Blood, apparently taken with his phone, gives us a somewhat wobbly view of his face*
Your World Heavyweight Champion will be addressing you soon.
Until then, you'll just have to suck it up.
*The screen goes black, and that's it*
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 23, 2012 17:37:35 GMT -5
*The regular NiteRaw Rebound video is playing when the screen suddenly changes to static....*
Dupoe, either you will give me Square at Gookermania or your pathetic little book will be the least of your problems.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 23, 2012 19:08:52 GMT -5
So the ant wants to hold an open match huh?
*takes a drag from his cigar.*
Sign me up.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 23, 2012 19:20:40 GMT -5
A battle royal... a setting where fists will fly and men shall fall. An environment that I have called my home for many years. I shall invite myself to this contest so that I may join in this spectacle of violence.
*The Finn grabs the pen from off the sign up table and scribbles his name at the bottom of the list*
And stay away from Brother Winthrop, General. I've heard what you do to... animals.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 23, 2012 19:24:09 GMT -5
A battle royal... a setting where fists will fly and men shall fall. An environment that I have called my home for many years. I shall invite myself to this contest so that I may join in this spectacle of violence.*The Finn grabs the pen from off the sign up table and scribbles his name at the bottom of the list* And stay away from Brother Winthrop, General. I've heard what you do to... animals. What I do in my bedroom, my living room, my den, my garage, my basement, my pool, my front yard, my backyard, my tool shed, and my barn is none of you business.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 23, 2012 20:27:48 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
LOADING RULES! Ye scurvy Mouse-Jockey! I had ye beat fair and square at NiteRaw! I had ye in The Locker, SAW the life drain from your glassed over eyes! You......got damn lucky!
Next Week, Grab yerself a partner.......The Brothers Mulligan are going to WAR!
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 23, 2012 21:42:06 GMT -5
*Another FAWA.com Exclusive*
*The camera fades in to show what appears to be an old warehouse in the early evening. A silver sedan pulls up the the main entrance as the camera switches views to show a boot coming out of the car.*
[voice#1]: Figured you would have asked more questions on the way here.
[Voice#2]: You told me asking too many questions was a waste of energy and time.
[voice#1]: Well it's nice to see that all that time I was talking you actually seemed to let some of it get to your brain.
[Voice#2]: Ouch. Anyway, since you're chomping at the bit to tell me. Why are we here? And on the same level of importance. Where is here?
[voice#1]: Glad you asked. Managed to call in a few favours but...
*The sound of a door being unlocked can be heard. The camera switches views to the inside of the building as the door opens. The light coming in gives the silhouette of two men before focusing to show Connor Mackenzie and his trainer Mac as they look inside.*
CM: This is...
Mac: Yep, old WWCF...err, FAWA warehouse. Thought I'd give you a quick history lesson before you go runnin' your mouth again.
*As the two men enter, Mac hits a breaker switch which turns on the lights. Props, old ring skirts, signs, etc. Littler the warehouse. Seemingly categorized as Mac starts to lead the way. Connor starts to slowly walk down an aisle, looking to and fro as he sees old props, steel chairs and signs before moving to look back at Mac.*
CM: Figured you weren't the sentimental type, Mac. Shouldn't I be getting ready in case-
Mac: Connor, this coming week, I want you to try your hardest to get that big lummox out of your head. You see, once in a man's career there comes a time. And for one man right now, that time is soon approaching.
*Mac walks past Connor, approaching a series of boxes before opening one and pulling out an old, dusty trombone.*
Mac: What can you tell me about Bergman?
CM: He's...a hell of a competitor. Multiple title reigns, former world champion, champion of honor...I could go on. He's got more history with the company then most of us combined that work there now.
Mac: Hmm...yeah. Bergman is quite a fighter. I remember watching him back when he started...
*Mac slides the trombone a bit as he hums a bit of a jazz ditty before putting the trombone down.*
Mac: A man like that deserves a proper send-off. He might be in for the fight of his life at Gookermania but next week...I think he deserves a chance to put on a show. And I can't think of a better guy for him to have a duet with.
*Mac tosses Connor something which he catches before holding it up for the camera to see. In each hands he holds a pair of drumsticks, lightly tapping them together.*
CM: Guess I better make a phone call.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 24, 2012 14:21:50 GMT -5
Just like Bandai Entertainment, I sunk your ship Mulligan. I played you like Ocarina of Time, and looked better then High School Cheerleaders at Disney World doing it. Did you really think you could choke out a guy who watched Early UFC?
The chance of rain is 0%, it's a sunny day sweeping the clouds away, and the temperature is hotter then a ghost chili for the UNDEFEATED King of Television. Goldberg can kiss my ass, Ryback can hit the bricks, and Lou Thez can make like a banana and split. When it comes to stars, there's nothing hotter and bigger then Loading Rules. Mulligan, your more like the moon: People have walked all over you. Haven't you learned those boots are made for walking yet?
Rumor on the street is you want some more of me. Well guess what son, I wanted more of the Kardashian's. You can't always get what you want. But luckily for you, I'm a good humor man, and that's exactly what I'm going to do: I'll humor you. You want a tag match? Fine. It'll be my pleasure in owning you once more.
Which brings me to my next lesson:
ownage
interjection • "ownage" can be used alone as an exclamation upon witnessing a stunning defeat.
Ownage!
I would do a handicap match, but I ain't no Joe Swanson. Owning you is about as easy having sex with a porn star. Like Amanda Bynes, your stock continues to "crash" and burn, while mine rises like the gas prices, or the amount of high school teens on drugs: You set a bad example by stealing and plundering: Your more of a Blackbeard then anything else, but you think that it's cool. I'll tell you what's cool: Live streaming. That Guy with The Glasses. Trading Cards. Batman The Animated Series. Pirates were the old vampires before Twilight ruined the whole concept of them.
You mind be wondering, who would want to team with me? You got about 24 hours? From Facebook Fans to Twitter followers, to E-Harmony Invitations, I could hook up with anybody and have just as good of a chance without a partner! I mean after all, there wrestling ability is about as equivalent to yours!
Heading into Gookermaina, where the resident Harley Quinn mark resides, I can't help but feel I need to expand. After all, Apple wasn't successful when it was in some kids basement. Youtube wasn't successful when it was showing animals at the zoo. As I run toward the Inter-Forum like Usain Bolt, maybe they were right in saying that I need a partner. After all, it isn't as fun going to school if you have no friends. Like a family tree, maybe branching out will turn out to be something good. Like JBL, I can have my own cabinet.
Mulligan, you have inspired me. Not like Bob Ross painting inspiration, but Inspiration for another Generation. I'm going to make some calls, and starting on the latest Broadcast, you'll be introduced to the beginning of the restoration of humanity's minds. I might not be able to connect to them with words, but I can inspire them with my actions.
Mulligan, thanks are to be given.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2012 3:15:49 GMT -5
Just like Bandai Entertainment, I sunk your ship Mulligan. I played you like Ocarina of Time, and looked better then High School Cheerleaders at Disney World doing it. Did you really think you could choke out a guy who watched Early UFC?
The chance of rain is 0%, it's a sunny day sweeping the clouds away, and the temperature is hotter then a ghost chili for the UNDEFEATED King of Television. Goldberg can kiss my ass, Ryback can hit the bricks, and Lou Thez can make like a banana and split. When it comes to stars, there's nothing hotter and bigger then Loading Rules. Mulligan, your more like the moon: People have walked all over you. Haven't you learned those boots are made for walking yet?
Rumor on the street is you want some more of me. Well guess what son, I wanted more of the Kardashian's. You can't always get what you want. But luckily for you, I'm a good humor man, and that's exactly what I'm going to do: I'll humor you. You want a tag match? Fine. It'll be my pleasure in owning you once more.
Which brings me to my next lesson:
ownage
interjection • "ownage" can be used alone as an exclamation upon witnessing a stunning defeat.
Ownage!
I would do a handicap match, but I ain't no Joe Swanson. Owning you is about as easy having sex with a porn star. Like Amanda Bynes, your stock continues to "crash" and burn, while mine rises like the gas prices, or the amount of high school teens on drugs: You set a bad example by stealing and plundering: Your more of a Blackbeard then anything else, but you think that it's cool. I'll tell you what's cool: Live streaming. That Guy with The Glasses. Trading Cards. Batman The Animated Series. Pirates were the old vampires before Twilight ruined the whole concept of them.
You mind be wondering, who would want to team with me? You got about 24 hours? From Facebook Fans to Twitter followers, to E-Harmony Invitations, I could hook up with anybody and have just as good of a chance without a partner! I mean after all, there wrestling ability is about as equivalent to yours!
Heading into Gookermaina, where the resident Harley Quinn mark resides, I can't help but feel I need to expand. After all, Apple wasn't successful when it was in some kids basement. Youtube wasn't successful when it was showing animals at the zoo. As I run toward the Inter-Forum like Usain Bolt, maybe they were right in saying that I need a partner. After all, it isn't as fun going to school if you have no friends. Like a family tree, maybe branching out will turn out to be something good. Like JBL, I can have my own cabinet.
Mulligan, you have inspired me. Not like Bob Ross painting inspiration, but Inspiration for another Generation. I'm going to make some calls, and starting on the latest Broadcast, you'll be introduced to the beginning of the restoration of humanity's minds. I might not be able to connect to them with words, but I can inspire them with my actions.
Mulligan, thanks are to be given. *Is Raised up in a cross pose by his fellow sons.* WAHAHAHAHA! And this where we come in! After all what is the internet but a way for people to meet? We met there on a chatroom about how Amputee's were creeping us out!*Pauses to shiver however notices the hands holding him are starting to tremble.* However that's because I feel pity for the unenlightened my friends! Yeees I can scarcely wait to heal them and show them their lives can be real again!You can heal people too?!?Of course I can! With the power of faith in a higher power anything IS POSSIBLE!! Now raise my power a little higher 'kay?ALL FOR THE ONE AND ALL!*The True Son is raised higher than before and now reclines on the hands of the faithful.* You better believe it! Now this is how divinity is supposed to be! How's that for a crew now Mr. Bittybeard? Huh? Devotion like this plus the strategy of Internet Guy means you............Finish the sentence boys......and girls?
Note to self investigate further....ARE SCREWED!
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 25, 2012 6:51:24 GMT -5
*The regular NiteRaw Rebound video is playing when the screen suddenly changes to static....* Dupoe, either you will give me Square at Gookermania or your pathetic little book will be the least of your problems. Gus...why should I, after all your threat are about as empty as your girlfriends emotions *Dupoe lets off an evil cackle before quickly regaining composure* in all seriousness I have more important things to do, like promoting Nett's latest opus legally,buying goat feed, and most importantly GETTING MY DAMN TOME BACK all that on top of booking matches, keeping this company alive till December, and dealing with everyone collective paychecks. Oh and calling one of my holy books pathetic isn't exactly making any headway on your case
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 25, 2012 15:24:08 GMT -5
*The regular NiteRaw Rebound video is playing when the screen suddenly changes to static....* Dupoe, either you will give me Square at Gookermania or your pathetic little book will be the least of your problems. Gus...why should I, after all your threat are about as empty as your girlfriends emotions *Dupoe lets off an evil cackle before quickly regaining composure* in all seriousness I have more important things to do, like promoting Nett's latest opus legally,buying goat feed, and most importantly GETTING MY DAMN TOME BACK all that on top of booking matches, keeping this company alive till December, and dealing with everyone collective paychecks. Oh and calling one of my holy books pathetic isn't exactly making any headway on your case Now, now, now Jeremy, you know what you can do to get your book back. Just give me my match at Gookermania and you've got a chance to get it back.
Come on Jeremy, you know it makes sense...
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 25, 2012 15:39:33 GMT -5
Gus...why should I, after all your threat are about as empty as your girlfriends emotions *Dupoe lets off an evil cackle before quickly regaining composure* in all seriousness I have more important things to do, like promoting Nett's latest opus legally,buying goat feed, and most importantly GETTING MY DAMN TOME BACK all that on top of booking matches, keeping this company alive till December, and dealing with everyone collective paychecks. Oh and calling one of my holy books pathetic isn't exactly making any headway on your case Now, now, now Jeremy, you know what you can do to get your book back. Just give me my match at Gookermania and you've got a chance to get it back.
Come on Jeremy, you know it makes sense... You know, where I come from when they have a problem involving an object they hang it high above the ring and have a match known simply as World War 5
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 25, 2012 23:44:21 GMT -5
A could of smoke is seen coming out of a door as a man stumbles out, a silly smile on his face. After looking around for a few seconds, he notices the camera.
Oh right, they said something about an interview.
Well uh, you see.... I thought I still had time, so I was casually walking around when a fire started in my locker room, which explains the clouds... Yeah, that sounds believable....
Anyway, the name's The Dream, or El Sueno for my amigos in Nicaragua and all the Latin Americas. And aside from being an amateur fireman and all around hero to the Americas, you'd be surprised to find I'm a wrestler as well. I know, right? I tried to apply for backup ring announcer, but apparently I didn't have the right qualifications.
Let that be a lesson kids, an AA in Communications ain't enough to call a match.
But where others see loss, El Sueno sees opportunity! I will compete in several matches, perhaps win a title or twenty, have several one night stands with women then never call them again... everything a young lad from London could ever hope for. And with yours truly embracing The American Dream, it's all perfectly legal! Or at the very least, not enough to land me in jail!
The Dream is realized next week folks. Until then, C U Next Tuesday!
The Dream walks off as the cameraman speaks out loud.
See, you, next.... HEY!!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 26, 2012 0:13:15 GMT -5
*We cut to the backstage where a familiar blonde-locked man is sitting on a wooden crate backstage, tuning a cherry red guitar. He looks over his instrument in thought, his loyal porcine pet curled up at his feet nearby*
Bull Ant... our battle approaches. The sweet song of the strings has already informed me: you and I are to set to face off at Niteraw.
Only last week I made my successful debut in FAWA. My opponent, he fell with ease. I gave him everything that I had to and he simply couldn't handle it. There's no shame in such a defeat. Though he may not have been as respectable an adversary as most I still didn't hold back. The minute you underestimate your opponent is the minute your shoulders meet the mat.
*The man slowly looks up, blue eyes gazing silently ahead, almost as if he's in a trance*
You are a fierce competitor. I've seen your work. You have no hesitation to show your raw power and intimidate your opponents just like the animal you call your namesake. You are...a true insect warrior.
*He pauses, stroking under his chin in thought*
Ah, that will make a good song title. I'll have to jot that one down.
*He pulls out a small memopad from his ripped up jeans pocket and quickly records the idea for future usage before returning his focus*
But I have always thrived when faced with danger: I train myself to peak conditioning each and every day; I encourage myself to improve with every battle I encounter. I refuse to stand down, even when my body is hitting the high notes as it screams for me to submit; and when that fiery passion ignites within me I can release a cacophony of violence.
*With that he strums on his instrument creating a loud chord*
I never back down from a challenge whether it to be physical, mental, or musical. No matter how many times I get knocked down, no matter how many times I fail to live up to my high expectations I will always... ALWAYS... keep raging on. And when we step into that ring I will strive to prove to both you and everyone else in the FAWA Locker room that I am someone to take seriously.
*He strums a second time, this one even more shrill as it echoes throughout the backstage area*
The Bull is going to meet the Boar... and it is going to be... Finnomenal.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 26, 2012 14:00:01 GMT -5
Now, now, now Jeremy, you know what you can do to get your book back. Just give me my match at Gookermania and you've got a chance to get it back.
Come on Jeremy, you know it makes sense... You know, where I come from when they have a problem involving an object they hang it high above the ring and have a match known simply as World War 5 I like your thinking bub, that is of course if our CEO has the guts?
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