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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 26, 2012 14:21:08 GMT -5
You know, where I come from when they have a problem involving an object they hang it high above the ring and have a match known simply as World War 5 I like your thinking bub, that is of course if our CEO has the guts? I was in the first World War 5 match in history this is what that match entails
tables, ladders and other weapons. There is an enormous chain mail metal wall near the announcer's table, also ripe with weapons, there is scaffolding near the ceiling and ropes, One of the turnbuckles will be equipped with an Aerial Assault Platform.
I was in the very first one and it was a violent spectacle to behold, Hacksaws, Cheese graters, hand cuffs.
Just thouht I should warn you we've only done 2 of these back in the 101 Colony and they were both horribly violent wars, thought of by an insane former friend of mine, Be prepared to bleed if you want to do this
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 26, 2012 17:57:21 GMT -5
I like your thinking bub, that is of course if our CEO has the guts? I was in the first World War 5 match in history this is what that match entails
tables, ladders and other weapons. There is an enormous chain mail metal wall near the announcer's table, also ripe with weapons, there is scaffolding near the ceiling and ropes, One of the turnbuckles will be equipped with an Aerial Assault Platform.
I was in the very first one and it was a violent spectacle to behold, Hacksaws, Cheese graters, hand cuffs.
Just thouht I should warn you we've only done 2 of these back in the 101 Colony and they were both horribly violent wars, thought of by an insane former friend of mine, Be prepared to bleed if you want to do this The Dream is always prepared to bleed!
Why once, The Dream went to a bowling alley and ended up with seven stitches. The other guy ended up sliding down the alley and hitting the pins after five beers too many.
Ah, Senior Citizen's Night. The Dream remembers them fondly.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 28, 2012 19:44:13 GMT -5
*Camera is in Antihero's face
Dammit, I will address the entrants of the Freakin Awesome Invitational on Nite Raw, now leave me alone.
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 30, 2012 16:07:02 GMT -5
*Jack Cain is sitting on a sun lounger by a pool, despite the heat, he has a pale complexion thanks to Dupoe's drug, and his injured knee is being massaged by a scantily clad blonde.*
"Ah, thanks for joining me. So I've got to face our esteemed CEO in a ladder match at GookerMania? Lovely. I mean, I can hardly walk, I'm defecating every 20 minutes and I think this lady in front of me has four breasts.
"You don't do you? Oh, they're just that big? Sorry, I'm not feeling myself, I'll try and feel you later instead.
"Now, where were we? Oh yes, GookerMania. Now Jeremy, let's get a few ground rules here. I want a good clean fight, no hitting below the belt, no rabbit punching, and above all else, no hitting one another in the balls with ladders.
"Thing is, you might not think I'm ready for this, you might think I haven't got a clue about ladder matches, Hell, you might even think I'm going to be in no condition to face you.
"You couldn't be more wrong.
"I know plenty about climbing ladders, I know plenty about having to strive to survive - how the Hell do you think I got where I am now?
"Nothing's been handed to me, all the money I've made, all the ladies I've got, all the success I've had, it's all been down to working my way up from the bottom - after that, fifteen feet up a ladder doesn't seem so hard a climb.
"Don't forget, you got just as much to lose as I have. You're nothing without that book - you're a shadow, an echo, Robin without Batman. You need to start thinking about what's gonna happen when I get my hands on that cure, and you don;t have your little spellbook to help you.
"Then, the pain is gonna come..."
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 30, 2012 16:57:33 GMT -5
*Jack Cain is sitting on a sun lounger by a pool, despite the heat, he has a pale complexion thanks to Dupoe's drug, and his injured knee is being massaged by a scantily clad blonde.* "Ah, thanks for joining me. So I've got to face our esteemed CEO in a ladder match at GookerMania? Lovely. I mean, I can hardly walk, I'm defecating every 20 minutes and I think this lady in front of me has four breasts.
"You don't do you? Oh, they're just that big? Sorry, I'm not feeling myself, I'll try and feel you later instead.
"Now, where were we? Oh yes, GookerMania. Now Jeremy, let's get a few ground rules here. I want a good clean fight, no hitting below the belt, no rabbit punching, and above all else, no hitting one another in the balls with ladders.
"Thing is, you might not think I'm ready for this, you might think I haven't got a clue about ladder matches, Hell, you might even think I'm going to be in no condition to face you.
"You couldn't be more wrong.
"I know plenty about climbing ladders, I know plenty about having to strive to survive - how the Hell do you think I got where I am now?
"Nothing's been handed to me, all the money I've made, all the ladies I've got, all the success I've had, it's all been down to working my way up from the bottom - after that, fifteen feet up a ladder doesn't seem so hard a climb.
"Don't forget, you got just as much to lose as I have. You're nothing without that book - you're a shadow, an echo, Robin without Batman. You need to start thinking about what's gonna happen when I get my hands on that cure, and you don;t have your little spellbook to help you.
"Then, the pain is gonna come..." And without that cure your dust in the wind...swept away in the currents of fate, a stain on the FAWA history books, a blip on the radar, and most of all DEAD. As for your strive to survive line you act like I don't know what its like to survive, let me tell you I have survived an asylum with nigh nightly riots, a haunted school that on more then one occasion the poltergeists tried to kill me, during lectures I might add. And one of the only people to enter Innsmouth an outsider and exit a member of the E.O.D, and that town tried to CANNIBALIZE me, and now look at me, the man set to bring this world to its inevitable end under the control of the Great Old Ones. Prepare the coroner Cain because come Gookermania your not getting the cure.
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Aug 30, 2012 17:30:31 GMT -5
I'm thinking since I beat him in a tag match a few weeks back, why not kick his ass one on one? I'm calling you General, a so called "legend" of this company to a match next week. What do you say, or you a general of monkeys or mice?
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 31, 2012 5:35:50 GMT -5
*Dupoe is watching Niteraw from his office when Gus demand for a match with Square goes off knocking him and just about everything in his office back like an early MTV ad*
Dupoe *frazzled*:Well that happened *he regains compositor* Gus, I dislike you, I dislike your brother, I dislike your girlfriend, and I dislike everything about you. BUT what I saw there was a pure concentrated anger, and I do like that, meet me in my office come next Niteraw, we shall talk.
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Post by Square on Aug 31, 2012 12:40:48 GMT -5
Hey Gus, you want me? So does every girl in the world. I'm not wrestling you at Gookermania. End of
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 31, 2012 16:07:57 GMT -5
Hey Gus, you want me? So does every girl in the world. I'm not wrestling you at Gookermania. End of TOO. DAMN. BAD.
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 31, 2012 16:07:59 GMT -5
*Jack Cain is sitting on a sun lounger by a pool, despite the heat, he has a pale complexion thanks to Dupoe's drug, and his injured knee is being massaged by a scantily clad blonde.* "Ah, thanks for joining me. So I've got to face our esteemed CEO in a ladder match at GookerMania? Lovely. I mean, I can hardly walk, I'm defecating every 20 minutes and I think this lady in front of me has four breasts.
"You don't do you? Oh, they're just that big? Sorry, I'm not feeling myself, I'll try and feel you later instead.
"Now, where were we? Oh yes, GookerMania. Now Jeremy, let's get a few ground rules here. I want a good clean fight, no hitting below the belt, no rabbit punching, and above all else, no hitting one another in the balls with ladders.
"Thing is, you might not think I'm ready for this, you might think I haven't got a clue about ladder matches, Hell, you might even think I'm going to be in no condition to face you.
"You couldn't be more wrong.
"I know plenty about climbing ladders, I know plenty about having to strive to survive - how the Hell do you think I got where I am now?
"Nothing's been handed to me, all the money I've made, all the ladies I've got, all the success I've had, it's all been down to working my way up from the bottom - after that, fifteen feet up a ladder doesn't seem so hard a climb.
"Don't forget, you got just as much to lose as I have. You're nothing without that book - you're a shadow, an echo, Robin without Batman. You need to start thinking about what's gonna happen when I get my hands on that cure, and you don;t have your little spellbook to help you.
"Then, the pain is gonna come..." And without that cure your dust in the wind...swept away in the currents of fate, a stain on the FAWA history books, a blip on the radar, and most of all DEAD. As for your strive to survive line you act like I don't know what its like to survive, let me tell you I have survived an asylum with nigh nightly riots, a haunted school that on more then one occasion the poltergeists tried to kill me, during lectures I might add. And one of the only people to enter Innsmouth an outsider and exit a member of the E.O.D, and that town tried to CANNIBALIZE me, and now look at me, the man set to bring this world to its inevitable end under the control of the Great Old Ones. Prepare the coroner Cain because come Gookermania your not getting the cure. Oh boo-hoo. You been watching cut price DVD's again Jezzabel? Look, you can waffle on about asylums, haunted houses and genital warts all you want, but is any of it real? Is it all a made up fantasy borne from too many video games and DVD's, and you really work in a gas station in Omaha?
Listen, I'm just a guy who wants to get ahead in the world. What's your big problem with that? Is it because you feel threatened by my masculine demeanour and roguish charm?
You wanna make it personal? I get that, but you can't expect to make it personal and not get some thing back in return. You injected me with this crap, so I had to take things into my own hands.
When GookerMnaia comes, all you have to get is a book, I'm fighting for my life, and that's always gonna be a more powerful motivator than Jeremy's Book of Bedtime Stories.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 31, 2012 16:09:33 GMT -5
*Dupoe is watching Niteraw from his office when Gus demand for a match with Square goes off knocking him and just about everything in his office back like an early MTV ad* Dupoe *frazzled*: Well that happened *he regains compositor* Gus, I dislike you, I dislike your brother, I dislike your girlfriend, and I dislike everything about you. BUT what I saw there was a pure concentrated anger, and I do like that, meet me in my office come next Niteraw, we shall talk. I don't like you much either, but I'm showing up. Hopefully calmer.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 31, 2012 18:09:22 GMT -5
And without that cure your dust in the wind...swept away in the currents of fate, a stain on the FAWA history books, a blip on the radar, and most of all DEAD. As for your strive to survive line you act like I don't know what its like to survive, let me tell you I have survived an asylum with nigh nightly riots, a haunted school that on more then one occasion the poltergeists tried to kill me, during lectures I might add. And one of the only people to enter Innsmouth an outsider and exit a member of the E.O.D, and that town tried to CANNIBALIZE me, and now look at me, the man set to bring this world to its inevitable end under the control of the Great Old Ones. Prepare the coroner Cain because come Gookermania your not getting the cure. Oh boo-hoo. You been watching cut price DVD's again Jezzabel? Look, you can waffle on about asylums, haunted houses and genital warts all you want, but is any of it real? Is it all a made up fantasy borne from too many video games and DVD's, and you really work in a gas station in Omaha?
Listen, I'm just a guy who wants to get ahead in the world. What's your big problem with that? Is it because you feel threatened by my masculine demeanour and roguish charm?
You wanna make it personal? I get that, but you can't expect to make it personal and not get some thing back in return. You injected me with this crap, so I had to take things into my own hands.
When GookerMnaia comes, all you have to get is a book, I'm fighting for my life, and that's always gonna be a more powerful motivator than Jeremy's Book of Bedtime Stories. Fake...you think that I'm fake...tell me, in your brief stay in the hospital did you by chance see a British man, possibly smelling of alcohol, likely yelling at a soccer game (probably cursing out the Leeds team) with a broken neck? one year ago, at Gookermania IV I hit him with a sanity breaker on the steps, he hasn't been in a ring since then. He not only called me fake but called my entire religion fake. If I did that to him, in a regular match think about what I can do in a basically rule less environment what I can do to you.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 31, 2012 18:49:10 GMT -5
Well, unlike my opponents, I have been very active in the ring, so I think it's time we let the fans see all the world title competitors in action.
So, Jeremy, I propose that it's time for a little Pick Your Poison.
You're the boss, I'll leave the details to you, but if the others don't want to participate, then maybe the World Championship doensn't mean that much to them.
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 1, 2012 16:07:31 GMT -5
Oh boo-hoo. You been watching cut price DVD's again Jezzabel? Look, you can waffle on about asylums, haunted houses and genital warts all you want, but is any of it real? Is it all a made up fantasy borne from too many video games and DVD's, and you really work in a gas station in Omaha?
Listen, I'm just a guy who wants to get ahead in the world. What's your big problem with that? Is it because you feel threatened by my masculine demeanour and roguish charm?
You wanna make it personal? I get that, but you can't expect to make it personal and not get some thing back in return. You injected me with this crap, so I had to take things into my own hands.
When GookerMnaia comes, all you have to get is a book, I'm fighting for my life, and that's always gonna be a more powerful motivator than Jeremy's Book of Bedtime Stories. Fake...you think that I'm fake...tell me, in your brief stay in the hospital did you by chance see a British man, possibly smelling of alcohol, likely yelling at a soccer game (probably cursing out the Leeds team) with a broken neck? one year ago, at Gookermania IV I hit him with a sanity breaker on the steps, he hasn't been in a ring since then. He not only called me fake but called my entire religion fake. If I did that to him, in a regular match think about what I can do in a basically rule less environment what I can do to you. Can't say I've met the guy, and to be honest he sounds like a bit of a douche if he got taken out by you - after all, I've got a 100% record against you haven't I?
I've been reading your book - this isn't religion, it's a con! I've seen more convincing email from Nigerian bank managers. All this "call forth the sacred spirits" crap, it's laughable. One of them even says if the spell doesn't work, "fear ye not for it's effects will take hold in the coming years!" So does incontinence, but that isn't in a magic book!
Jeremy, you really need to wake up and see that this thing is the biggest waste of paper since Newt Gingrich's victory speech. I'll do you a favour, if I win the match, I'll burn the damned thing and buy you something worth reading, like "Spot the Dog goes to town," or "The Illustrated Guide to the Star Wars Universe."
Not Twilight though, I wouldn't be that cruel to you...
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 1, 2012 17:21:55 GMT -5
Fake...you think that I'm fake...tell me, in your brief stay in the hospital did you by chance see a British man, possibly smelling of alcohol, likely yelling at a soccer game (probably cursing out the Leeds team) with a broken neck? one year ago, at Gookermania IV I hit him with a sanity breaker on the steps, he hasn't been in a ring since then. He not only called me fake but called my entire religion fake. If I did that to him, in a regular match think about what I can do in a basically rule less environment what I can do to you. Can't say I've met the guy, and to be honest he sounds like a bit of a douche if he got taken out by you - after all, I've got a 100% record against you haven't I?
I've been reading your book - this isn't religion, it's a con! I've seen more convincing email from Nigerian bank managers. All this "call forth the sacred spirits" crap, it's laughable. One of them even says if the spell doesn't work, "fear ye not for it's effects will take hold in the coming years!" So does incontinence, but that isn't in a magic book!
Jeremy, you really need to wake up and see that this thing is the biggest waste of paper since Newt Gingrich's victory speech. I'll do you a favour, if I win the match, I'll burn the damned thing and buy you something worth reading, like "Spot the Dog goes to town," or "The Illustrated Guide to the Star Wars Universe."
Not Twilight though, I wouldn't be that cruel to you...*Dupoe appears to be floating with green energy surrounding his eye glowing the same color, Nett is seen in the corner cowering before him* *sounding almost demonic* YOU FOOL, YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THE ELDER GODS, FOR YOU MUST SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE GREAT RACE OF YITH TO EVEN UNDERSTAND A THIRD OF THE BOOK AND THE POWER WITHIN CAN DESTROY CITIES, DRY SEAS, AND MAKE MOUNTAINS BOW BEFORE THEE AS THEY DID BEFORE THE GREAT OLD ONES MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE, IA IA CTHULHU F'TAKEN IA IA IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.*the glow vanishes Dupoe collapses than gets up* As the Almighty Dagon said, you know not the power within the book
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Post by Square on Sept 1, 2012 18:13:50 GMT -5
Hey Gus, you want me? So does every girl in the world. I'm not wrestling you at Gookermania. End of TOO. DAMN. BAD. I will not face you at Gookermania, you do not deserve to get in the ring with the Revolution of Evolution
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 1, 2012 18:47:42 GMT -5
I will not face you at Gookermania, you do not deserve to get in the ring with the Revolution of Evolution Square, I want you to watch Niteraw next week
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Post by lodirulz on Sept 1, 2012 21:26:02 GMT -5
Damn feeds. Kicking me off the air like I'm on Hershel's Land. And to make things even worse, I have to leave my Dell in the middle of MouTube to fight Paavali Ensio, a guy who sounds like he got beat up by LAX and thrown into a dark alley in Tijuana. And if you don't get anything that comes from my lips at this time, there's major problems that need to be fixed with you immediately.
As your King of Television and eventually your King of the Interwebs, there is a lot of stress heading toward me now that everyone is heading back to their daily brainwashing. Also known as, educational affairs. I have been catching myself doing things that I normally wouldn't even give a thought to. Like just recently, I've been watching Masterchef. But really it's only been because of the blind girl. Or so I thought. For some strange reason, I have been adapting to more modern forms of television. Instead of watching Cops reruns to a ginger ale and a bag of Jiffy Pop, I've been watching Rookie Blue. I will admit, sometimes it can get rather tedious, having to wait three to four years for the latest Anime season, but I wouldn't originally be caught dead watching this crap.
Perhaps it's the butterflies in my stomach over my secret fetish for Harley Quinn. Perhaps it is my endless rages tingling about once more, due to the fact that Kimberly found another man when she left the Power Rangers. Or maybe it's the fact that I ragequited life when my power went out just I was able to gain access to the camera in the girls lockeroom in the nearby gym. Either how, I have not been focused on the morals that I should be adding to your everyday life. So with this I fix it:
Ragequit: Throwing the poker chips, flipping the Monopoly board, unplugging the Nintendo, taking your ball and going home.
"Dave: Any ONE of these SIX f***ING CARDS and I would have won! Unbef***INGlievable! You are terrible! You should have lost! f***ing cards! f*** YOU!
Dave is disconnected from the game.
Bill: His computer crash?
Rob: No, he rage quit"
I will not resign my duties to anyone else. Despite what I shall call my "Trojan infection" mentally, I am still undefeated, I am still more polished then Mr. Cleans head, and in the end I have the power of Mr. T and The A Team to torch anybody that I need to in the ring. I will not ragequit, I shall only get stronger, like Mario after eating a mushroom.
I Want To Be The Guy, but since that game is too damn hard, I'll settle for being the guy in FAWA. How so? By leading you in a world of Magna, a lot more girls with green and purple hair, and a serious increase in nurse and maid outfits. Like Rhett Titus, I'm not just addicted to love, I'm so addicted to Anime, and my tenure never ends, the train never stops, even if we have to jump the cliff, until all of you understand the importance of such things.
Paavali Ensio, I applaud your bravery, but you shall not pull this sword out of the stone. Thanks are to be given.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 2, 2012 16:29:56 GMT -5
I'm thinking since I beat him in a tag match a few weeks back, why not kick his ass one on one? I'm calling you General, a so called "legend" of this company to a match next week. What do you say, or you a general of monkeys or mice? *The General takes a drag from his cigar. He smiles* Why not? It will be nice to beat the living tar out of rookie number 723 that thought that he could beat me.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 2, 2012 18:02:49 GMT -5
Damn feeds. Kicking me off the air like I'm on Hershel's Land. And to make things even worse, I have to leave my Dell in the middle of MouTube to fight Paavali Ensio, a guy who sounds like he got beat up by LAX and thrown into a dark alley in Tijuana. And if you don't get anything that comes from my lips at this time, there's major problems that need to be fixed with you immediately.
As your King of Television and eventually your King of the Interwebs, there is a lot of stress heading toward me now that everyone is heading back to their daily brainwashing. Also known as, educational affairs. I have been catching myself doing things that I normally wouldn't even give a thought to. Like just recently, I've been watching Masterchef. But really it's only been because of the blind girl. Or so I thought. For some strange reason, I have been adapting to more modern forms of television. Instead of watching Cops reruns to a ginger ale and a bag of Jiffy Pop, I've been watching Rookie Blue. I will admit, sometimes it can get rather tedious, having to wait three to four years for the latest Anime season, but I wouldn't originally be caught dead watching this crap.
Perhaps it's the butterflies in my stomach over my secret fetish for Harley Quinn. Perhaps it is my endless rages tingling about once more, due to the fact that Kimberly found another man when she left the Power Rangers. Or maybe it's the fact that I ragequited life when my power went out just I was able to gain access to the camera in the girls lockeroom in the nearby gym. Either how, I have not been focused on the morals that I should be adding to your everyday life. So with this I fix it:
Ragequit: Throwing the poker chips, flipping the Monopoly board, unplugging the Nintendo, taking your ball and going home.
"Dave: Any ONE of these SIX f***ING CARDS and I would have won! Unbef***INGlievable! You are terrible! You should have lost! f***ing cards! f*** YOU!
Dave is disconnected from the game.
Bill: His computer crash?
Rob: No, he rage quit"
I will not resign my duties to anyone else. Despite what I shall call my "Trojan infection" mentally, I am still undefeated, I am still more polished then Mr. Cleans head, and in the end I have the power of Mr. T and The A Team to torch anybody that I need to in the ring. I will not ragequit, I shall only get stronger, like Mario after eating a mushroom.
I Want To Be The Guy, but since that game is too damn hard, I'll settle for being the guy in FAWA. How so? By leading you in a world of Magna, a lot more girls with green and purple hair, and a serious increase in nurse and maid outfits. Like Rhett Titus, I'm not just addicted to love, I'm so addicted to Anime, and my tenure never ends, the train never stops, even if we have to jump the cliff, until all of you understand the importance of such things.
Paavali Ensio, I applaud your bravery, but you shall not pull this sword out of the stone. Thanks are to be given. Loading Rules, you are a strange fellow indeed. I've personally kept myself outside the bubble that is pop culture. I like what I like simply because I enjoy it; I care not for the opinions of others to cloud my own judgement.
You are champion for a reason. I fully recognize that you did not get where you were simply by pure fluke. Luck plays little part in this sport. If you are destined to do something than it can only be accomplished by your own means.
As clearly as the song of victory rings out in my heart I will strive with everything I have to best you and take that title you hold so dear. Loading Rules, you television-obsessed man, I have come to FAWA for a reason: to be the best and to ply my craft so I can become even better. And in order to do that I cannot take a step back. I must advance forward every chance I get. Because if you can't keep moving then you'll simply be left behind in the end. It is for that reason that I must defeat you.
Loading Rules, when you are old and gray nobody will remember half of the things that you swoon over. Nobody shall remember... why JR shot Patrick Ewing or who is you on this tube. The things that stand the test of time are accomplishments. Accomplishments such as my looming victory over you.
And when we face off I will strive to show you just why they call me the Finnom.
My song has yet to conclude; I'm just getting warmed up and my next solo is at hand. Mr. Rules, you better get ready because you're in for a whole concert of violence.
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