lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Sept 2, 2012 18:34:31 GMT -5
Damn feeds. Kicking me off the air like I'm on Hershel's Land. And to make things even worse, I have to leave my Dell in the middle of MouTube to fight Paavali Ensio, a guy who sounds like he got beat up by LAX and thrown into a dark alley in Tijuana. And if you don't get anything that comes from my lips at this time, there's major problems that need to be fixed with you immediately.
As your King of Television and eventually your King of the Interwebs, there is a lot of stress heading toward me now that everyone is heading back to their daily brainwashing. Also known as, educational affairs. I have been catching myself doing things that I normally wouldn't even give a thought to. Like just recently, I've been watching Masterchef. But really it's only been because of the blind girl. Or so I thought. For some strange reason, I have been adapting to more modern forms of television. Instead of watching Cops reruns to a ginger ale and a bag of Jiffy Pop, I've been watching Rookie Blue. I will admit, sometimes it can get rather tedious, having to wait three to four years for the latest Anime season, but I wouldn't originally be caught dead watching this crap.
Perhaps it's the butterflies in my stomach over my secret fetish for Harley Quinn. Perhaps it is my endless rages tingling about once more, due to the fact that Kimberly found another man when she left the Power Rangers. Or maybe it's the fact that I ragequited life when my power went out just I was able to gain access to the camera in the girls lockeroom in the nearby gym. Either how, I have not been focused on the morals that I should be adding to your everyday life. So with this I fix it:
Ragequit: Throwing the poker chips, flipping the Monopoly board, unplugging the Nintendo, taking your ball and going home.
"Dave: Any ONE of these SIX f***ING CARDS and I would have won! Unbef***INGlievable! You are terrible! You should have lost! f***ing cards! f*** YOU!
Dave is disconnected from the game.
Bill: His computer crash?
Rob: No, he rage quit"
I will not resign my duties to anyone else. Despite what I shall call my "Trojan infection" mentally, I am still undefeated, I am still more polished then Mr. Cleans head, and in the end I have the power of Mr. T and The A Team to torch anybody that I need to in the ring. I will not ragequit, I shall only get stronger, like Mario after eating a mushroom.
I Want To Be The Guy, but since that game is too damn hard, I'll settle for being the guy in FAWA. How so? By leading you in a world of Magna, a lot more girls with green and purple hair, and a serious increase in nurse and maid outfits. Like Rhett Titus, I'm not just addicted to love, I'm so addicted to Anime, and my tenure never ends, the train never stops, even if we have to jump the cliff, until all of you understand the importance of such things.
Paavali Ensio, I applaud your bravery, but you shall not pull this sword out of the stone. Thanks are to be given. Loading Rules, you are a strange fellow indeed. I've personally kept myself outside the bubble that is pop culture. I like what I like simply because I enjoy it; I care not for the opinions of others to cloud my own judgement.
You are champion for a reason. I fully recognize that you did not get where you were simply by pure fluke. Luck plays little part in this sport. If you are destined to do something than it can only be accomplished by your own means.
As clearly as the song of victory rings out in my heart I will strive with everything I have to best you and take that title you hold so dear. Loading Rules, you television-obsessed man, I have come to FAWA for a reason: to be the best and to ply my craft so I can become even better. And in order to do that I cannot take a step back. I must advance forward every chance I get. Because if you can't keep moving then you'll simply be left behind in the end. It is for that reason that I must defeat you.
Loading Rules, when you are old and gray nobody will remember half of the things that you swoon over. Nobody shall remember... why JR shot Patrick Ewing or who is you on this tube. The things that stand the test of time are accomplishments. Accomplishments such as my looming victory over you.
And when we face off I will strive to show you just why they call me the Finnom.
My song has yet to conclude; I'm just getting warmed up and my next solo is at hand. Mr. Rules, you better get ready because you're in for a whole concert of violence. Very well. Beethoven or The Wedding Band? For either way, as an observer or a performer, in the end I'll make you look like Glee and make me look like The X-Files. You decide which one is better in this situation. And as you count the lights, you'll only wish you listened to my advice. Maybe in the future we'll play Wrestling MPire together. But as of tonight, you are nothing more then Lex Luthor to my Superman. And maybe you are correct in saying that nobody will remember..... but to me that is current. In the future you will see every kid taking about the cliffhanger in the latest episode of One Piece. They'll play Yu-Gi-Oh outside during recess. School dances will include the Lucky Star. Sure, they may currently not have any knowledge of this, but it is my job to teach them about the wonders that they are missing. It is also my job to be an exterminator. For like Fred and like Disaster Movie, there are certain things that should not be brought up to knowledge. You are one of those pests.
I will admit, I enjoy international wrestling talents. I love me some KENTA, and I slobber over tapes of The Great Sasuke and Muta. But my friend, the only great person to come from Finland took Charlie Haas and turned him into Vince Russo. You are nothing but a fool looking to dethrone the king.
Now if you'll excuse me, Storage Wars is on.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Sept 3, 2012 11:06:35 GMT -5
So on Niteraw I'm fighting another former world champion in Ryan Bergman. Ryan I have a great deal of respect for you, But at the same time I know that this match will be the biggest test of my FAWA career, and I will not be beaten.
Let's take a look at the former world chapions I've beaten, Guys like Viva,and Seth Drakin.
Drakin is a man I can relate to having problems with, and I wish you the best of luck in beating him and in our match.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 3, 2012 11:29:01 GMT -5
The True Son and Bull Ant are squaring off for a shot at my Inter-Forum title. You can be damn sure I'll be ringside to see this match. A detective's work is never done.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 3, 2012 15:16:04 GMT -5
Can't say I've met the guy, and to be honest he sounds like a bit of a douche if he got taken out by you - after all, I've got a 100% record against you haven't I?
I've been reading your book - this isn't religion, it's a con! I've seen more convincing email from Nigerian bank managers. All this "call forth the sacred spirits" crap, it's laughable. One of them even says if the spell doesn't work, "fear ye not for it's effects will take hold in the coming years!" So does incontinence, but that isn't in a magic book!
Jeremy, you really need to wake up and see that this thing is the biggest waste of paper since Newt Gingrich's victory speech. I'll do you a favour, if I win the match, I'll burn the damned thing and buy you something worth reading, like "Spot the Dog goes to town," or "The Illustrated Guide to the Star Wars Universe."
Not Twilight though, I wouldn't be that cruel to you... *Dupoe appears to be floating with green energy surrounding his eye glowing the same color, Nett is seen in the corner cowering before him* *sounding almost demonic* YOU FOOL, YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THE ELDER GODS, FOR YOU MUST SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE GREAT RACE OF YITH TO EVEN UNDERSTAND A THIRD OF THE BOOK AND THE POWER WITHIN CAN DESTROY CITIES, DRY SEAS, AND MAKE MOUNTAINS BOW BEFORE THEE AS THEY DID BEFORE THE GREAT OLD ONES MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE, IA IA CTHULHU F'TAKEN IA IA IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.*the glow vanishes Dupoe collapses than gets up* As the Almighty Dagon said, you know not the power within the book My God Jezza, you need to calm yourself down, book yourself in for a massage, get an ice cream chill out a bit.
Listen, Dagon and I had a little chat last night. He's a cool guy, little weird at times, reads Twilight, but other than that a good guy. You know what he said to me about you? I'll tell ya.
He said: "Let me make it clear to you what I think of Jeremy Dupoe. I got him wrapped round my little finger. He thinks he's gonna be some all powerful master villain when this is through? Ha! He doesn't know all he's gonna be is just another peon who got conned. My bathmat means more to me than him. If you speak to him, just tell him that he should give up now."
Just thought you should know. There ain't going to be anyone helping you. There ain't gonna be any salvation or divine intervention for you from your friends in Dagonville, or any other Goddamn fantasy land. I'm gonna hit you so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to crap. I'm gonna punch you so hard, your children will be born bruised.
I am, quite simply, going to take you, and your little fantasy kingdom apart. I'm gonna take that cure, and then, I'm gonna whup your five dollar ass so hard I'll make change.
Be seeing you...
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 3, 2012 20:41:33 GMT -5
*Dupoe appears to be floating with green energy surrounding his eye glowing the same color, Nett is seen in the corner cowering before him* *sounding almost demonic* YOU FOOL, YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THE ELDER GODS, FOR YOU MUST SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE GREAT RACE OF YITH TO EVEN UNDERSTAND A THIRD OF THE BOOK AND THE POWER WITHIN CAN DESTROY CITIES, DRY SEAS, AND MAKE MOUNTAINS BOW BEFORE THEE AS THEY DID BEFORE THE GREAT OLD ONES MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE, IA IA CTHULHU F'TAKEN IA IA IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.*the glow vanishes Dupoe collapses than gets up* As the Almighty Dagon said, you know not the power within the book My God Jezza, you need to calm yourself down, book yourself in for a massage, get an ice cream chill out a bit.
Listen, Dagon and I had a little chat last night. He's a cool guy, little weird at times, reads Twilight, but other than that a good guy. You know what he said to me about you? I'll tell ya.
He said: "Let me make it clear to you what I think of Jeremy Dupoe. I got him wrapped round my little finger. He thinks he's gonna be some all powerful master villain when this is through? Ha! He doesn't know all he's gonna be is just another peon who got conned. My bathmat means more to me than him. If you speak to him, just tell him that he should give up now."
Just thought you should know. There ain't going to be anyone helping you. There ain't gonna be any salvation or divine intervention for you from your friends in Dagonville, or any other Goddamn fantasy land. I'm gonna hit you so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to crap. I'm gonna punch you so hard, your children will be born bruised.
I am, quite simply, going to take you, and your little fantasy kingdom apart. I'm gonna take that cure, and then, I'm gonna whup your five dollar ass so hard I'll make change.
Be seeing you... YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE INSULT THE NAME OF THE AVATAR TO THE HIGH PRIEST OF CHAOS I WILL EVISCERATE YOU COME GOOKERMANIA, BOARD OF DIRECTORS BE DAMNED, AT GM YOU DIE
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2012 0:20:59 GMT -5
*Seth is seen in a recliner with a glass of red wine in his hand. He sniffs the wine and smiles as he looks into the camera.*
Miss me, FAWA???
I've been deciding to take some time off from being at FAWA to do better things with my time. Like that shark fishing trip I took my wife, pals, and Shaelin to, or training for Bergman at Gookermania V.
Oh but don't worry.........I plan on continuing to create chaos here in FAWA. And Gus, the copy of our shark fishing trip footage should be arriving to your house any day. Please don't take too much issue with Mr. E getting a little carried away and throwing Shaelin into the water. He is sorry for what he did and I have scolded him for such. Besides, Shaelin is fine after she got dried off.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2012 0:39:48 GMT -5
The True Son and Bull Ant are squaring off for a shot at my Inter-Forum title. You can be damn sure I'll be ringside to see this match. A detective's work is never done. HAHAHAHA Come to see a future you will never reach? A Heaven you'll never grasp? The world you only dreamed of unfold?
The True Son and Bull Ant go to battle but you know who your TRUE opponent is. He is the one who leads armies and who commands hearts. One whom rises on the backs of his loyal legions and who hence has an unwavering base!*Snaps fingers and the other sons form into a pile while which The True Son ascends and poses atop with his arms crossed.* WHERE IS YOUR BASE OLD MAN?!
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 4, 2012 3:48:24 GMT -5
*Seth is seen in a recliner with a glass of red wine in his hand. He sniffs the wine and smiles as he looks into the camera.* Miss me, FAWA???
I've been deciding to take some time off from being at FAWA to do better things with my time. Like that shark fishing trip I took my wife, pals, and Shaelin to, or training for Bergman at Gookermania V.
Oh but don't worry.........I plan on continuing to create chaos here in FAWA. And Gus, the copy of our shark fishing trip footage should be arriving to your house any day. Please don't take too much issue with Mr. E getting a little carried away and throwing Shaelin into the water. He is sorry for what he did and I have scolded him for such. Besides, Shaelin is fine after she got dried off. Except against my better judgment, I watched the tape and I know that you are nothing short of a liar.
Especially considering that YOU repeatedly threw her overboard with her hands tied behind her back and then you just stood there and laughed at her as she tried to get away from the shark that went after her. I couldn't bear to watch the rest of the tape and I set it on fire, but not before I saw where you used her as bait while you trolled for more sharks, and the whole time that she was being dragged behind the boat, you just stood there and taunted her as she was BEGGING you to stop....*Richlen breaks down crying, but then he aims a death glare at the camera.* What I will do to Square at Gookermania will not even be a fraction of what I will do to you and Ryan Blood when I unleash my rage on both of you. The whole time that Shaelin was being dragged along, you were constantly telling her that I was never going to be able to save her.
YOU. ARE. WRONG.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2012 8:05:30 GMT -5
*Seth is seen in a recliner with a glass of red wine in his hand. He sniffs the wine and smiles as he looks into the camera.* Miss me, FAWA???
I've been deciding to take some time off from being at FAWA to do better things with my time. Like that shark fishing trip I took my wife, pals, and Shaelin to, or training for Bergman at Gookermania V.
Oh but don't worry.........I plan on continuing to create chaos here in FAWA. And Gus, the copy of our shark fishing trip footage should be arriving to your house any day. Please don't take too much issue with Mr. E getting a little carried away and throwing Shaelin into the water. He is sorry for what he did and I have scolded him for such. Besides, Shaelin is fine after she got dried off. Except against my better judgment, I watched the tape and I know that you are nothing short of a liar.
Especially considering that YOU repeatedly threw her overboard with her hands tied behind her back and then you just stood there and laughed at her as she tried to get away from the shark that went after her. I couldn't bear to watch the rest of the tape and I set it on fire, but not before I saw where you used her as bait while you trolled for more sharks, and the whole time that she was being dragged behind the boat, you just stood there and taunted her as she was BEGGING you to stop....*Richlen breaks down crying, but then he aims a death glare at the camera.* What I will do to Square at Gookermania will not even be a fraction of what I will do to you and Ryan Blood when I unleash my rage on both of you. The whole time that Shaelin was being dragged along, you were constantly telling her that I was never going to be able to save her.
YOU. ARE. WRONG. How dare you.....
Why would I lie about something like that? When that happened, we had to go back to shore and get her dried off. That took a day off my trip.
Besides I had plenty of chum and no offense, your girlfriend is not gamey.
I expect an apology for such lies.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 4, 2012 9:59:53 GMT -5
It is you who needs to apologize because what I saw happen on that tape wasn't even close to what you have claimed.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2012 16:45:40 GMT -5
It is you who needs to apologize because what I saw happen on that tape wasn't even close to what you have claimed. Well then someone must have doctored that tape because honestly, that is what happened. Your brother probably did it.
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Sept 4, 2012 22:21:27 GMT -5
The True Son and Bull Ant are squaring off for a shot at my Inter-Forum title. You can be damn sure I'll be ringside to see this match. A detective's work is never done. Hope you enjoy the match. Hmm The True son sounds like a worthy opponent. Hold nothin back cause I wont be! Moo Moo Moo You Know it!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 4, 2012 22:26:58 GMT -5
Ryan Blood, next week, whether you like it or not, you will go one on one with an opponent of my choosing.
I already decided who you will be facing, and believe me, you will never see it coming.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2012 0:47:11 GMT -5
So there will be a Pick Your Poison situation between the three competitors. I'm guessing Jonathan gets to pick Ryan's opponent, Michael gets to pick Jonathan's opponent, and Ryan gets to pick Michael's opponent.
It probably won't happen, but I would volunteer myself to be Jonathan's opponent. Jonathan was after all the man who created this monster that I am today. What better moment than to have Dr. Frankenstein face his creation.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 5, 2012 4:26:35 GMT -5
It is you who needs to apologize because what I saw happen on that tape wasn't even close to what you have claimed. Well then someone must have doctored that tape because honestly, that is what happened. Your brother probably did it. I only saw part of it and that was because I was late and missed most of it. Unfortunately for you, my brother is telling the truth about what he saw, El Pollo Amarillo.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2012 11:17:16 GMT -5
Well then someone must have doctored that tape because honestly, that is what happened. Your brother probably did it. I only saw part of it and that was because I was late and missed most of it. Unfortunately for you, my brother is telling the truth about what he saw, El Pollo Amarillo. Not the way it happened............the sharks would deserve better than your girlfriend.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 5, 2012 11:42:03 GMT -5
I only saw part of it and that was because I was late and missed most of it. Unfortunately for you, my brother is telling the truth about what he saw, El Pollo Amarillo. Not the way it happened............the sharks would deserve better than your girlfriend. Don't worry, I have pirahnas ready for you and your fellow cowards. Or rather, one nightmare pirahna. Me.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 8, 2012 22:37:07 GMT -5
Not the way it happened............the sharks would deserve better than your girlfriend. Don't worry, I have pirahnas ready for you and your fellow cowards. Or rather, one nightmare pirahna. Me. Careful my former friend...........I don't have your girlfriend now, but I will be my turn once again next week and I might get a little more careless with her safety if provoked.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 8, 2012 23:37:34 GMT -5
Don't worry, I have pirahnas ready for you and your fellow cowards. Or rather, one nightmare pirahna. Me. Careful my former friend...........I don't have your girlfriend now, but I will be my turn once again next week and I might get a little more careless with her safety if provoked. Like you haven't shown complete disregard already.
I already have Square in a match where I can give him the beating that you and Blood will receive tenfold. Don't make it worse for him than it has to be because you will have a hard time coercing me to stop.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 9, 2012 1:21:53 GMT -5
Careful my former friend...........I don't have your girlfriend now, but I will be my turn once again next week and I might get a little more careless with her safety if provoked. Like you haven't shown complete disregard already.
I already have Square in a match where I can give him the beating that you and Blood will receive tenfold. Don't make it worse for him than it has to be because you will have a hard time coercing me to stop. You...............might not want to go too harsh on Square. Because you can trust me that your girlfriend will be right there to see you screw her hopes up of ever feeling your embrace again.
And don't think I wouldn't do it. I have loads of ways.......
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