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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2012 12:45:28 GMT -5
*The General lights his cigar. He takes a long drag and blows smoke out of his nose.*
I may have lost that last match, but I do like to think that I won by the fact that I walked and the other guy didn't.
And not only that...I got a title shot next week.
*Takes another drag from his cigar.*
Things are looking up for the General.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2012 9:31:48 GMT -5
I see that the big announcement is I have a bounty placed on my head. Gus, you know why I am going to ignore your threats? You are a liar, that's why. You say Shaelin is worth the world to you and you are willing to spend anything in the world to get her back. However, you have one thing that you seem to not be willing to spend, your Money in the Bank briefcase.
You see, I have had a bounty placed on my head elsewhere. And I've tried to place bounties on people's head before. I have learned something about bounties in these companies. Money is not something that people care about, it is opportunity.
Apparently Shaelin does not mean the world to you.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2012 10:38:34 GMT -5
I see that the big announcement is I have a bounty placed on my head. Gus, you know why I am going to ignore your threats? You are a liar, that's why. You say Shaelin is worth the world to you and you are willing to spend anything in the world to get her back. However, you have one thing that you seem to not be willing to spend, your Money in the Bank briefcase.
You see, I have had a bounty placed on my head elsewhere. And I've tried to place bounties on people's head before. I have learned something about bounties in these companies. Money is not something that people care about, it is opportunity.
Apparently Shaelin does not mean the world to you. YOU want to preach to ME about worth? Let me ask you: how much do you value your career? Enough that you would continue to risk it with your actions? Because if I choose, I can and will easily end it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2012 15:09:47 GMT -5
I see that the big announcement is I have a bounty placed on my head. Gus, you know why I am going to ignore your threats? You are a liar, that's why. You say Shaelin is worth the world to you and you are willing to spend anything in the world to get her back. However, you have one thing that you seem to not be willing to spend, your Money in the Bank briefcase.
You see, I have had a bounty placed on my head elsewhere. And I've tried to place bounties on people's head before. I have learned something about bounties in these companies. Money is not something that people care about, it is opportunity.
Apparently Shaelin does not mean the world to you. YOU want to preach to ME about worth? Let me ask you: how much do you value your career? Enough that you would continue to risk it with your actions? Because if I choose, I can and will easily end it. I only preach to those who try to play the good guy, when they really are not. Me, I accept my role as the villain.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2012 15:29:00 GMT -5
YOU want to preach to ME about worth? Let me ask you: how much do you value your career? Enough that you would continue to risk it with your actions? Because if I choose, I can and will easily end it. I only preach to those who try to play the good guy, when they really are not. Me, I accept my role as the villain. You didn't answer my question.
Oh wait, yeah you did. You consider your career worth destroying. Be careful what you wish for.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2012 16:21:10 GMT -5
I only preach to those who try to play the good guy, when they really are not. Me, I accept my role as the villain. You didn't answer my question.
Oh wait, yeah you did. You consider your career worth destroying. Be careful what you wish for. The reason I am not answering your question as it is a clown question. You aren't going to end my career so that is that.
I exposed your little flaw in your so called bounty so all that hard work and planning turned out to be for nothing.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2012 16:27:17 GMT -5
You didn't answer my question.
Oh wait, yeah you did. You consider your career worth destroying. Be careful what you wish for. The reason I am not answering your question as it is a clown question. You aren't going to end my career so that is that.
I exposed your little flaw in your so called bounty so all that hard work and planning turned out to be for nothing. Has it?
Are you sure that the clown shoes aren't on your feet?
Do you really want to tempt fate?
Have you forgotten what I've done to those who've crossed me?
Are you really willing to risk your career like you have?
What makes you think I don't have other plans available?
What makes you think nobody will actually go for the money?
What makes you think you and the rest of your fellow cowards are safe?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2012 16:47:15 GMT -5
The reason I am not answering your question as it is a clown question. You aren't going to end my career so that is that.
I exposed your little flaw in your so called bounty so all that hard work and planning turned out to be for nothing. Has it?
Are you sure that the clown shoes aren't on your feet?
Do you really want to tempt fate?
Have you forgotten what I've done to those who've crossed me?
Are you really willing to risk your career like you have?
What makes you think I don't have other plans available?
What makes you think nobody will actually go for the money?
What makes you think you and the rest of your fellow cowards are safe?
? Maybe I have forgotten what you have done to those who have crossed you because the truth of the matter is you haven't done anything to anyone. Yeah, you won a few matches.........but you aren't that good at causing pain.
You seem to have confused youself with me as far tempt fate has gone.
I am the one who injures people as revenge. I am the one who played 10 Little Wrestlers with the roster. I am the one who ended El Hombre de Jazz's career. Loading Rules was a hobo jesus until my I4I took him out. Colt has never been the same since my I4I towards him.
And you have the nerve to try and intimidate me.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2012 17:42:08 GMT -5
The fact that you and your fellow cowards would stoop to taking my lover from me shows that you ARE intimidated.
And if you ever see Viva, ask him if he feels inclined to come back any time soon after I took him out in the parking lot and then trapped him under his desk. In fact, ask him I did to him the last time he tried to leave the arena.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2012 18:41:08 GMT -5
The fact that you and your fellow cowards would stoop to taking my lover from me shows that you ARE intimidated.
And if you ever see Viva, ask him if he feels inclined to come back any time soon after I took him out in the parking lot and then trapped him under his desk. In fact, ask him I did to him the last time he tried to leave the arena. Let me repeat what I have said a million times before. we took your lover prisoner because you and your insignificant brother challenged The Fallen to find a way to stop you from walking out of Battle Bowl the World Heavyweight Champion.
There wasn't an ounce of The Fallen being intimidated in that. You challenged us, we accepted and beat you.
The truth of the matter is you don't care about Shaelin that much. You just care that we made you look stupid. You've proven that by resorting to slander, intimidation, and when both those things failed, a measily bounty.
Gus, Marshall, and your little nurse................you;ve been wasting your lives for selfish goals, not understanding the true meaning of sacrifice. Sooner or later, I am going to get tired of your pathetic attempts at winning this game and when that happens, I will tell your girlfriend two words.
Game Over
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2012 19:30:18 GMT -5
You're under the badly mistaken impression that you're playing solitare. You're not. In this game of yours, there's plenty of room for two players.
And my best cards are soon to be played.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2012 23:02:54 GMT -5
You're under the badly mistaken impression that you're playing solitare. You're not. In this game of yours, there's plenty of room for two players.
And my best cards are soon to be played. I might as well play solitaire since any card game I play you in that involves two players or more, I beat you easily.
I mean, I even easily defeat you in Go Fish.
No wait..........that was Shaelin, she can't seem to understand how to play the game. Obviously she is perfect for you, kid.
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Sept 15, 2012 1:13:09 GMT -5
*A faint light illuminates a room, but only enough so the face of James Troy can vaguely be made out*
The experience is over. But with it's demise a a new rule shall rise. The rule of a Duke. My time here in FAWA has changed me and now I'll have to turn and face the strain. I'd say more but I'd rather leave you heathens guessing.
*Troy pulls out a lighter, which briefly reveals bandages covering his head from his beating by The General, lights himself a cigarette and walks off camera humming a inaudible theme*
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 15, 2012 4:09:08 GMT -5
You're under the badly mistaken impression that you're playing solitare. You're not. In this game of yours, there's plenty of room for two players.
And my best cards are soon to be played. I might as well play solitaire since any card game I play you in that involves two players or more, I beat you easily.
I mean, I even easily defeat you in Go Fish.
No wait..........that was Shaelin, she can't seem to understand how to play the game. Obviously she is perfect for you, kid. How can you be so sure of winning when you don't know the rules?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 15, 2012 18:56:34 GMT -5
I might as well play solitaire since any card game I play you in that involves two players or more, I beat you easily.
I mean, I even easily defeat you in Go Fish.
No wait..........that was Shaelin, she can't seem to understand how to play the game. Obviously she is perfect for you, kid. How can you be so sure of winning when you don't know the rules? Oh I know what card game we are playing. You bluff like hell every time and I call you on it with better cards, which makes me win.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 15, 2012 19:14:33 GMT -5
How can you be so sure of winning when you don't know the rules? Oh I know what card game we are playing. You bluff like hell every time and I call you on it with better cards, which makes me win. Have you ever read "Moonraker," Seth?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 15, 2012 20:19:16 GMT -5
Oh I know what card game we are playing. You bluff like hell every time and I call you on it with better cards, which makes me win. Have you ever read "Moonraker," Seth? Yes I have and I'm not going to bet all my stuff on a single game......unlike you.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 15, 2012 23:10:30 GMT -5
Have you ever read "Moonraker," Seth? Yes I have and I'm not going to bet all my stuff on a single game......unlike you. I think you missed the point. Hugo Drax thought he was unstoppable because by either hook or crook, he was playing the game HIS way and winning. There was one person who proved him wrong. That same person screwed up his plans later on and kept him from destroying the one thing he was devoted to above all else.
You, Seth, are Hugo Drax. And the story for you will end with same amount of failure as his did. Only instead of preventing you from blowing up England, I'm getting my lover back from you.
Because James Bond wasn't even half as warped as i'm going to be in a couple of weeks.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 16, 2012 20:06:35 GMT -5
I want you to take a good long look at me. Take a real good long look. You're seeing a man that has been screwed over three times in a row ever since coming back to the FAWA. I got screwed out of my comeback match, my match with Troy, and the TV title match. I got a chance for the Freakin Awesome title coming my way I will tell you right now.....I am NOT going to screwed over on that one and if someone does screw me over.
*The General takes a drag from his cigar.*
You better run and hide. I've done being nice. It's time for the General to go to war.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Sept 16, 2012 22:14:07 GMT -5
I would like to apologize for my lack of activity I will address you all on Nite Raw
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