Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 17, 2012 1:42:30 GMT -5
None other than "Hollywood's Own", Michael Hayden stands in front of the FAWA logo.
You know, I always thought that winning Battlebowl meant that there was nowhere to go but up. That a shot at the World Heavyweight Champion would mean that you took on the very best to prove yourself.
In recent weeks, that hasn't been the case. No, I've had to be content with training for the biggest match in my career while others get to wrestle. The only thing I've ever loved, I have to watch others do. And it eats at me.
:et me remind all of you that I am the longest reigning Television champion. Hell, I'm the King of Television, even without the title around my waist. I brought prestige to the title, I brought the big fight atmosphere to every match, and while I was robbed of ten victories, I still have my shot at the World Champion. Even with Jonathan Michaels's presence in my match, I know that I can succeed.
But know that I'm given the chance to actually wrestle for the first time in weeks, I'm almost afraid. The anxiety that's growing inside of me, man, I don't know if it's good or bad. What I do know is that whoever my opponent is, he'd better prepare.
See, for the last several weeks I've been training nonstop, making sure I'm in the best physical condition of my life. I've got boulders for shoulders, abs with no flab, and a six pack that you could literally grate cheese on. I am in the best physical condition of my life, and I'm still training. So whoever's chosen, honestly, good luck.
But come NiteRaw, you're gonna be staring at the lights while "Hollywood's Own" soaks in the cheers.
Whether you like it or not.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 17, 2012 2:45:06 GMT -5
None other than "Hollywood's Own", Michael Hayden stands in front of the FAWA logo. You know, I always thought that winning Battlebowl meant that there was nowhere to go but up. That a shot at the World Heavyweight Champion would mean that you took on the very best to prove yourself.
In recent weeks, that hasn't been the case. No, I've had to be content with training for the biggest match in my career while others get to wrestle. The only thing I've ever loved, I have to watch others do. And it eats at me.
:et me remind all of you that I am the longest reigning Television champion. Hell, I'm the King of Television, even without the title around my waist. I brought prestige to the title, I brought the big fight atmosphere to every match, and while I was robbed of ten victories, I still have my shot at the World Champion. Even with Jonathan Michaels's presence in my match, I know that I can succeed.
But know that I'm given the chance to actually wrestle for the first time in weeks, I'm almost afraid. The anxiety that's growing inside of me, man, I don't know if it's good or bad. What I do know is that whoever my opponent is, he'd better prepare.
See, for the last several weeks I've been training nonstop, making sure I'm in the best physical condition of my life. I've got boulders for shoulders, abs with no flab, and a six pack that you could literally grate cheese on. I am in the best physical condition of my life, and I'm still training. So whoever's chosen, honestly, good luck.
But come NiteRaw, you're gonna be staring at the lights while "Hollywood's Own" soaks in the cheers.
Whether you like it or not.Jonathan is on the roof. It's funny, our champion doesn't want to fight until the big show and my other opponent is upset because he hasn't gotten to fight before the big show.
Me, I fight whoever they put in front of me, no complaints.
I don't care who you pick for me to fight, Mike, I'm sure you have something up your sleeve for me, and that's fine.
I'll meet them in the ring, and I'll do what I do best.
I dearly hope Blood can muster the balls to show up and see who I found for him, but I doubt it.
All I know is, I'm so tired of people looking past me, especially after all I've accomplished.
And I detest this malaise that seems to have fallen over the roster, in less than two weeks, GookerMania V, the biggest show in this company's history, with a group of vile miscreants bent on destroying what we have built, and there just seems to be a pall, a depression hanging over everything.
Well I won't have it.
At GookerMania V, I will walk out, once again the World Champion, and as God as my witness, I will bring this company back to what it once was, I will make this company great again, even if I have to do it singlehandedly.
I hope everyone's listening, I hope people are getting pissed off at what I'm saying, because it means they still care, I hope it lights a fire in their bellies and drives them to make GookerMania the greatest event we've ever put forth.
And Hayden, I don't like you very much, I hope to kick your teeth down your throat, but I'm damn certain about one thing.
You and I are going to tear the house down, whether Ryan Blood likes it or not.
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Post by Bull Ant on Sept 17, 2012 11:28:35 GMT -5
LOOK OUT AARON,AT GOOKERMANIA V IM GOING TO WIN THAT BELT FOR ME, MY SIS AND THE ENTIRE ANTHILL AND BEAT EVERYONE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP INVITATION!! MOO MOO MOO YOU KNOW IT!!Moo Moo: Ok I agree with you winning the belt from Aaron, But! Im going to win the championship invitation. So Bull, Ghost look out!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 17, 2012 12:52:04 GMT -5
Excellent confidence from you Bull Ant. However confidence will only get you so far. At Gookermania, I'm keeping this Inter-Forum title, and I'm going to win that invitational as well. Sorry Bull, Moo Moo, but the Head Detective won't be losing any gold, he'll be gaining it!
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Post by Bull Ant on Sept 17, 2012 15:33:37 GMT -5
Excellent confidence from you Bull Ant. However confidence will only get you so far. At Gookermania, I'm keeping this Inter-Forum title, and I'm going to win that invitational as well. Sorry Bull, Moo Moo, but the Head Detective won't be losing any gold, he'll be gaining it! *chuckling* You of all people know that I dont just have confidence to back up my Talk. Like my Father Ox Ant always says "It's not the size of the Ant in the Fight, But the size of the Fight in the Ant"
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 17, 2012 15:57:25 GMT -5
There's an uprising on the horizon.
Last week I faltered against Loading Rules, but it has not deterred me. Instead it has simply made my desire grow; it has simply made me crave success that much more.
Failure is not the end of the world. It's a setback, but everyone fails eventually. One must be able to accept their defeat willingly if they are going to move on from it. And unlike some I do not let failure determine my destiny. No matter how many sour notes I hit I always press on. Almost every song starts out a mess when you first put it to paper. You must be willing to devote the time necessary to hammer out those kinks.
Brother Winthrop and I have been pondering over this past week. In a few days I shall be facing off with seven other worthy competitors. It's a brutal match where every man must fight to the very end in order to survive; it's a match where one pinfall simply won't be enough to claim victory. Each of us must push ourselves to our very limits in order to obtain success.
I've only faced one of those people involved: Bull Ant, who I managed to best a few weeks back. I don't expect him to be a push over though this time considering that. But at the same time he'll have to pace himself seeing that he's in two matches. I'll have to use that to my advantage. I shall have to force him to his limits whether he wants to go there or not. And perhaps that will be the key to his downfall.
His sister, I have never considered myself a gentleman. I am willing to fight anyone who dares fight me. The age of chivalry is long past. I will not be there to hold open those ropes for her nor the other female of the group: Sarah Nakatomi Michaels. I've yet to see either of them face to face, but that will not intimidate me. If one wants to succeed in this business than they must be willing to brave the unknown every night. That is the life of music as well: inevitably you will always be playing for a different audience every night. It is up to you to adapt to each of them if you wish to succeed.
And these two are not the only ones I will have to adapt to: Jackson Carter; Aaron Enigma; the General with the... questionable preferences; and of course Bull Ant's ally and the reigning champion himself, Antihero.
Antihero, I intend to go into that match with everything I've got. I will push you to your limits and make you work for that victory. I proved last week against Rules that I am not someone who will simply lay down. Not as long as breath flows from my lungs. If you want to retain that title then you will have to endure a most brutal concert of violence.
That goes for the rest of you as well. I will unleash every maneuver I know when it comes down to it. I will bust out every instrument that I must in order to be the one left standing!
And though our ears may be ringing when all is said and done one of us will stand victorious over the rest. I will make that night my triumphant solo and I will show you all the power of the Finnom. No matter what it takes.
There's an uprising on the horizon... and his name is Paavali Ensio.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Sept 17, 2012 16:12:48 GMT -5
Excellent confidence from you Bull Ant. However confidence will only get you so far. At Gookermania, I'm keeping this Inter-Forum title, and I'm going to win that invitational as well. Sorry Bull, Moo Moo, but the Head Detective won't be losing any gold, he'll be gaining it! *chuckling* You of all people know that I dont just have confidence to back up my Talk. Like my Father Ox Ant always says "It's not the size of the Ant in the Fight, But the size of the Fight in the Ant" Bull, Moo, Aaron, you are all great competitors. But none of you are taking this belt from me.
Finnom, bring your best because I will not be beat.
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Bull Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Sept 17, 2012 16:24:25 GMT -5
Ensio your worried I might be too tired because of two matches? I've had four matches one night at an event called King of The Anthill, back at The Anthill and you know what happened? I WON EACH ONE, 4-0 THAT NIGHT!! SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT CAUSE HERE COMES THE HURT!! MOO MOO MOO YOU KNOW IT!!!
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Post by Bull Ant on Sept 17, 2012 16:40:32 GMT -5
*chuckling* You of all people know that I dont just have confidence to back up my Talk. Like my Father Ox Ant always says "It's not the size of the Ant in the Fight, But the size of the Fight in the Ant" Bull, Moo, Aaron, you are all great competitors. But none of you are taking this belt from me.
Finnom, bring your best because I will not be beat.*giggling, shaking her head* Moo Moo: Ghost Ghost Ghost, I think its cute how you think your going to beat me. Dont get me wrong that belt looks great on you. Buuut I think it will look much better on me ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 17, 2012 18:44:46 GMT -5
*chuckling* You of all people know that I dont just have confidence to back up my Talk. Like my Father Ox Ant always says "It's not the size of the Ant in the Fight, But the size of the Fight in the Ant" The ironic part is that you are the World's Strongest Ant. Wouldn't you be one of the biggest ants? I hope you have a new plan for me, Bull, because I've already come up with fifty possible strategies to use, depending on the situation.
Gookermania is going to be a hell of a match, but in the end, the Head Detective will stand tall, and that's just because this title is mine, and it's going to remain mine until I don't want it anymore. Of course, there will never come a time I want less gold, only more. That's why I'm also going to take the Freakin' Awesome title, and I will walk around defending those two belts with honor, integrity, and intensity.
You should know better than anyone about my intensity Bull. You've seen it up close, and so have many other people that have tried to take this belt from me.
I wish you luck in our match, because you'll need it if you expect to knock me off my game.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 17, 2012 18:57:54 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin shows a photo of Gus Richlen and Marshall Coventry hanging out with Jonathan Vilma*
Coincidence.................I think not.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 17, 2012 19:21:43 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin shows a photo of Gus Richlen and Marshall Coventry hanging out with Jonathan Vilma* Coincidence.................I think not. Wrong team entirely.
Plus...*holds up photo of Drakin with Derek Jeter and Gary Sheffield during the 2004 ALCS against Boston* You have no room to talk.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 17, 2012 20:03:10 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin shows a photo of Gus Richlen and Marshall Coventry hanging out with Jonathan Vilma* Coincidence.................I think not. Wrong team entirely.
Plus...*holds up photo of Drakin with Derek Jeter and Gary Sheffield during the 2004 ALCS against Boston* You have no room to talk. To be fair, that was Game 3, where the Yankees beat the dog crap out of the Red Sox. I was there because my uncle was a Yankees fan and my grandfather was a Red Sox fan.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 17, 2012 20:40:06 GMT -5
Wrong team entirely.
Plus...*holds up photo of Drakin with Derek Jeter and Gary Sheffield during the 2004 ALCS against Boston* You have no room to talk. To be fair, that was Game 3, where the Yankees beat the dog crap out of the Red Sox. I was there because my uncle was a Yankees fan and my grandfather was a Red Sox fan. And once again the point is missed. Maybe I should have shown you a photo of you with Jake Delhomme at Super Bowl 38.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 18, 2012 3:03:29 GMT -5
To be fair, that was Game 3, where the Yankees beat the dog crap out of the Red Sox. I was there because my uncle was a Yankees fan and my grandfather was a Red Sox fan. And once again the point is missed. Maybe I should have shown you a photo of you with Jake Delhomme at Super Bowl 38. I don't regret that encounter at all. I got to support my Panthers for Super Bowl 38. I also have pictures with Stephen Davis, Ricky Proel,. the late Sam Mills, Rodney Peete, Steve Smith, Muhsin Muhammed, among others.
Sure we didn't win the Super Bowl, but it was an honor to be there in the first place.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Sept 18, 2012 14:13:35 GMT -5
*chuckling* You of all people know that I dont just have confidence to back up my Talk. Like my Father Ox Ant always says "It's not the size of the Ant in the Fight, But the size of the Fight in the Ant" The ironic part is that you are the World's Strongest Ant. Wouldn't you be one of the biggest ants? I hope you have a new plan for me, Bull, because I've already come up with fifty possible strategies to use, depending on the situation.
Gookermania is going to be a hell of a match, but in the end, the Head Detective will stand tall, and that's just because this title is mine, and it's going to remain mine until I don't want it anymore. Of course, there will never come a time I want less gold, only more. That's why I'm also going to take the Freakin' Awesome title, and I will walk around defending those two belts with honor, integrity, and intensity.
You should know better than anyone about my intensity Bull. You've seen it up close, and so have many other people that have tried to take this belt from me.
I wish you luck in our match, because you'll need it if you expect to knock me off my game. Aaron if you think you can take
*Holds up the Freakin Awesome title
This belt you've got another thing coming. This won't be the hardest match I've had to go through. I have won two Ciberneticos. Do you know how tough that is? VERY!
And Moo Titles aren't determined by who they'd look best with luckily for me.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 18, 2012 14:19:54 GMT -5
And once again the point is missed. Maybe I should have shown you a photo of you with Jake Delhomme at Super Bowl 38. I don't regret that encounter at all. I got to support my Panthers for Super Bowl 38. I also have pictures with Stephen Davis, Ricky Proel,. the late Sam Mills, Rodney Peete, Steve Smith, Muhsin Muhammed, among others.
Sure we didn't win the Super Bowl, but it was an honor to be there in the first place. You're Brett Favre, I'm Corey Webster, and my brother is Tracy Porter.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 18, 2012 16:28:04 GMT -5
I don't regret that encounter at all. I got to support my Panthers for Super Bowl 38. I also have pictures with Stephen Davis, Ricky Proel,. the late Sam Mills, Rodney Peete, Steve Smith, Muhsin Muhammed, among others.
Sure we didn't win the Super Bowl, but it was an honor to be there in the first place. You're Brett Favre, I'm Corey Webster, and my brother is Tracy Porter. Oh you will eventually see how "over the hill" I am when I send Bergman into the retirement home with a loss. By the way, better to be a has-been than a never-was, which you are Marshall.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 18, 2012 16:51:14 GMT -5
You're Brett Favre, I'm Corey Webster, and my brother is Tracy Porter. Oh you will eventually see how "over the hill" I am when I send Bergman into the retirement home with a loss. By the way, better to be a has-been than a never-was, which you are Marshall. You're the Atlanta Falcons and Bergman is John Elway.
Also, you're the Texas Rangers bullpen and we're the St. Louis Cardinals.
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 18, 2012 19:19:06 GMT -5
*A graphic flashes on the screen*
The Final Word... on Nite-Raw
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