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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 18, 2012 21:42:23 GMT -5
Oh you will eventually see how "over the hill" I am when I send Bergman into the retirement home with a loss. By the way, better to be a has-been than a never-was, which you are Marshall. You're the Atlanta Falcons and Bergman is John Elway.
Also, you're the Texas Rangers bullpen and we're the St. Louis Cardinals. You two are more like the Oakland Raiders and the New York Mets. Using everything in your power to be better than me when all it does is make you more of a bigger mess
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 19, 2012 2:02:54 GMT -5
Aaron if you think you can take
*Holds up the Freakin Awesome title
This belt you've got another thing coming. This won't be the hardest match I've had to go through. I have won two Ciberneticos. Do you know how tough that is? VERY!
And Moo Titles aren't determined by who they'd look best with luckily for me. So you think you will win just because it isn't the hardest match you've had to go through? Since when have either of these Ciberneticos included the Head Detective?
Ghost, you are a great champion. However so am I. Briefcases and vacation of the title not withstanding, I've had this Inter-Forum title since last November, and I intend to keep it long into the new year. During that time, I'm going to earn other title matches. It's just in my nature to seek the best competition FAWA has to offer.
That's exactly why I entered this invitational. I want the best FAWA can throw at me, and since I can't thrust myself into the Heavyweight title match, this is the next best thing. This won't be easy, but I don't want easy. I want grueling, I want exhausting, I want to be pushed to my limits so that I can break them!
At Gookermania, I'm going to win this Invitational. I am going to defend my title, I am going to win another and I'm going to ascend to heights that I previously could not reach. That's not rocket science, my friend, it's elementary.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 19, 2012 3:29:07 GMT -5
You're the Atlanta Falcons and Bergman is John Elway.
Also, you're the Texas Rangers bullpen and we're the St. Louis Cardinals. You two are more like the Oakland Raiders and the New York Mets. Using everything in your power to be better than me when all it does is make you more of a bigger mess When you choke against Bergman in a pressure situation AGAIN and my brother devastates Square, you won't have room to talk.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2012 17:01:09 GMT -5
It has been a while since I have been in a FAWA ring. I mean, it has been several weeks when the last time I was there, I was screwed out of a match by those ants. But like I have said, I am done with that nonsense in this ring. Ryan, I liked your speech and at Gookermania, we will put on one hell of a match, even if Colt is our special guest referee. I know you respect Colt and after I took my retribution on his rear end for what he did to my wife, I respect him too.
However, you have been a pain in my ass the last few times we have been in the ring and at Gookermania, while I think we are going to burn the roof off that place and steal the show, you're career is going to end with a loss and I am finally going to have vindication for our feud.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 21, 2012 21:33:03 GMT -5
*Another FAWA.com Exclusive*
A camera cuts in, showing static at first before clearing to show the same house that The Sam and Super Warrior vandalized a few weeks earlier. The walls appear to be in a state or repair and voices can be heard along with that of dogs barking.
CM: This coming week we will see the showcase of the cream of the FAWA crop. A night of spectacle, grandeur and competition. So why, you may ask, am I here? It's simple. There's always a beginning. A start. Here, was where mine is. Many of you might say it was when I first debuted in the FAWA or rather WWCF. But the very beginning, the start of it all, was in this little bungalow in rural Nova Scotia. Here is where a young boy dreamed of one day being someone that millions of people would watch. Someone that would captivate the world as he competed on one of the grandest stages of them all. Here, is where the dream started...
The camera turns to show Connor Mackenzie's face as he wears his trademark pair of sunglasses when not wearing his facepaint.
CM: And come Gookermania, it is where the dream comes to life once more. It's show time for the millions all over the world. But this time, this time...will be just a little more satisfying. This time The Sam, I'm finishing what you wanted to start. In the ring for everyone to see. Come Gookermania I will walk out with the chance to compete for any number one contenders match I want and let's face it. I think everyone knows what that will be. All it will take is putting down the largest challenge I've faced yet. And it's a challenge I'm looking forward to overcoming. See you folks at Gookermania because it's almost time for the show!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 22, 2012 10:45:23 GMT -5
*In the darkness of the bathroom of his ruined home, Gus Richlen is in front of the sink, glaring at himself in his broken mirror. He lowers his head in a quiet rage, then looks up and glares again.
He lowers his head, and then looks up and jumps in shock.
Staring back at him, slightly bemused but only slightly, are the 2011 Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara.*
Do I have to ask about the glum face?
*2012 Richlen doesn't reply.*
Seriously, Ricky, what's with trying to be all grim and stuff right now?
You know why.
You're damn right we know why. Yeah, we know you want to make things right again. But damn, man, you're doing it wrong.
*2012 Richlen raises an eyebrow.*
Look at you: running around trying to look like some fantasy warrior of sorts, crapass mask and wimpy fancy sword, trying to be a badass. That's all impressive for mind games and that fun shit, but that's not what you need to win.
OH, REALLY? Tell me, O Wiseass One, what DO I need to destroy The Fallen and get Shaelin back by my side again?!
What you need is you.
What?
What she said.
When I, you, WE won the Inter-Forum Championship last year, you didn't need some silly gimmick or any other stupid shit like that. You used what you had in you. That's what you have to do to beat Square next week and that's what you have to do to defeat The Fallen.
There's an old saying that he who fights monsters must beware that he does not become a monster himself. But that's what you have to do anyway. The only way to defeat monsters like The Fallen is to find the monster inside of you. The one you told Viva you didn't want to unleash. Now you have no choice.
*2012 Richlen glares again.*
Sometimes, you need to walk in darkness to see the light. It's time for you to stroll, boy. Become the monster. It's her only hope now.
*2012 Richlen lowers his head again.
When he looks up, only his own face is in the mirror, his eyes as empty and cold as they could be.*
Then so be it.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 22, 2012 18:18:29 GMT -5
Soon the book shall be back in my possession and Cain...will be no more. BWA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA,
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 23, 2012 9:29:08 GMT -5
*Parts Unknown is swarming with FBI agents and various bounty hunters and other assorted individuals. MWC and Nurse Mary Harper are nearby listening to the agent in charge give orders.*
Remember, you are to scour this city. Leave no stone unturned. You find where she's being held, let up know so we can get her out of there safely and get her captors arrested. Understood?
*The crowd gives consent and splits up. The agent then turns to the two still with him.*
Mr. Coventry, if you have things you need to get ready for, go ahead. We've got things under control here.
Right. Mary, you stay here and help the search and rescue efforts. I'm going to make LR's Gookermania debut one he'd rather forget.
*He walks off, working his way through the masses*
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Post by General Adam on Sept 24, 2012 14:28:43 GMT -5
Gookermania is just around the corner friends. And soon the General is going to hoist that freakin awesome belt over his head and then I will proclaim that I am not only the greatest hardcore champ of all time, but the most awesome champ of all time.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 27, 2012 10:20:44 GMT -5
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side....
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 27, 2012 20:43:58 GMT -5
*Fred G. Neric is seen moving through the back in the Parts Unknown Arena as he comes upon a triage area. An official and a doctor are there as the doctor seems to be in the midst of cleaning up after having done some work.*
FGN: Doctor, can you give us an update on your patient?
Doctor: Why not ask him yourself?
*The sound of the crowd in the arena can be heard as Connor Mackenzie comes into view. His head wrapped with a blood stain showing through, the remnants of his makeup smudged or completely gone. On his face is his customary pair of sunglasses when not in his full face paint.*
FGN: Connor! You've just come out of one of possibly the biggest, if not most grueling, win's in your career! How do you feel?
*Connor takes a moment as he moves to rest his hands on his hips.
CM: Fred, I'd be lying if I said I felt great. But I managed to get the win, not only for myself but for two guys who are important to FAWA, as well as all of the FAWA Galaxy. If tonight has shown me anything, it's what I still have to show all of these people and these guys who compete.
FGN: So Connor, at the top of the show I think Tim Hoss and Jesse King made a comment about you challenging for you choice of title now, correct?
CM: As much as I would love for that to be the case I'm afraid the stipulations were a bit different. What I am though, is one step away from it. The decision is mine now as to what number one contender match I want to particpate in.
FGN: Well, even if not a title shot, it's still a tremendous oppurtunity. Did you need some time to think it over?
CM: I think Fred...after everything I've gone through over these past few months...I think the decision has already been made. So, what better way to announce it then here at the biggest show we have. I, Connor Mackenzie, have decided with winning my match tonight that...I will compete to be the number one contender for FAWA Heavyweight Championship.
*The crowd erupts as Fred has a look of amazement.*
FGN: You've heard it here folks! The Digital Dragon making it known now, he's got the FAWA Heavyweight Title in his sights! And after tonight I think it's hard to argue that he's earned a shot.
CM: Whatever the result tonight, whether it be Jono, Michael Hayden, or Ryan Blood...I'm coming. The best is yet to come folks. The Year of the Dragon isn't up yet.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 1, 2012 13:13:08 GMT -5
Have you seen the light yet, Seth?
If not, you leave me no choice but to make you open your eyes.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 2, 2012 0:05:56 GMT -5
*Cameras catch up to a bandaged and wounded Michael Hayden, lying in a hospital bed. Several tubes are connected to his arms as Hayden stares at the ceiling, a strangely calm look on his face.*
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...
*Hayden smiles.*
They tell me that after my fall, Jonathan Michaels hit Ryan Blood with the Fade to Black. The same move that took away my Television Title was the move that took the FAWA Heavyweight Title from Ryan Blood. And everyone celebrated. Everyone rejoiced. Because evil was vanquished at Gookermania, the hero triumphed, and all was well.
Save for the "other" competitor in that match. Michael Hayden.
For the last few weeks, I believed that I was being disrespected, that I was shunned in favor of Jonathan Michaels. And tonight just proved my suspicions. This was MY opportunity to shine, my opportunity to show the world that Michael Hayden had arrived, that I am more than just hype. Eight weeks as TV Champion should have proved that, but there were still many who thought it was circumstantial. Then, when I won the Battle Bowl, many were quick to point out that Jonathan Michaels was the winner as well, as if to remind me of my failure to eliminate him. And while he gets the matches week after week, while he gets to stay at the top of his game, I am forgotten. Left alone to wither and die until Gookermania.
I am the finest specimen that Hollywood has ever produced, and yet disrespect follows me wherever I go. I heard from various friends that my "inexperience in the main event" was a topic loved by the announcers, as if they had already written me off. Is it too much to ask for respect? For common courtesy? Or rather, were those comments saved for the golden child of FAWA, the man who's held every belt, the man who DIDN'T HAVE A JOB HERE THREE MONTHS AGO WHILE I FOUGHT LIKE A DAMN DOG TO BE NOTICED, Mr. Jonathan Michaels?
Don't bother answering. I already know the answer.
When I was young in my career, I heard something that resonated with me. "For every scar, there is a story. For every story, there is revenge". No doubt this match will leave me with scars. And when I come face to face with Jonathan Michaels, be it next week or several months down the line, these scars will remain. The story will be told. And I will have revenge.
Just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints. As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer...
Cause I'm in need of some restraint.
*Hayden continues to stare at the ceiling as the scene fades.*
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 2, 2012 0:10:42 GMT -5
Once again, the spotlight has been ripped from me. I'm so sick of dealing with this. The audience screams and yells for the Head Detective every week. They yell for me even during matches I'm not even a part of! Why am I not the one catered to? Why can other superstars do what they want and get rewarded? I can assure everyone, on Niteraw, I'll spell things out very clear for people.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 2, 2012 0:14:02 GMT -5
*The camera opens on Hayden once again, a smile on his face as he finishes watching Enigma's promo.*
Join the club Aaron. And something tells me it'll only get worse.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 2, 2012 1:34:15 GMT -5
*Dupoe is flipping through his book, his eyes glowing, he turns to the camera slowly and shouts* BEGONE! ALL SHALL BE EXPLAINED COME NITE RAW!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 2, 2012 1:43:57 GMT -5
I may have lost, but things seem to be changing as it seems both Michael Hayden and Aaron Enigma are coming around to exactly the same viewpoint I have had about Jonathan since 2011, when I couldnt take this love for the guy when I knew the true person behind the scenes and I quit.
I'm not as blind to the truth as some of you sheep think I am.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 2, 2012 5:16:01 GMT -5
I may have lost, but things seem to be changing as it seems both Michael Hayden and Aaron Enigma are coming around to exactly the same viewpoint I have had about Jonathan since 2011, when I couldnt take this love for the guy when I knew the true person behind the scenes and I quit.
I'm not as blind to the truth as some of you sheep think I am. The truth?
I wasn't aware I was supposed to lay down and hand success to others.
I wasn't aware I was supposed to make others look superior and pretend to be worthless.
Drakin, the truth is, The Fallen has, well, fallen.
You tried to destroy this company from within, your boy Blood even got hold of the world title.
But then you got cocky.
You spent all your time focusing on personal vendettas instead of your supposed mission.
But really, that's what all this is about, isn't it, Seth?
You no longer pull the strings and it eats you up inside.
And now you've resorted to kidnapping and threatening an innocent woman.
Suddenly my comments last year about your attitude towards women don't seem so ludicrous, now do they?
You know it's a sore subject with me, Seth, before you even think about touching that poor girl, rest assured that as soon as Gus needs me, I'll be there for him to help him kick your sorry ass.
And as for your mission, sorry to say that not only will you not be destroying this company, I will be restoring its former glory.
How?
You'll find out on NiteRaw.
And, cut.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 2, 2012 9:50:16 GMT -5
I may have lost, but things seem to be changing as it seems both Michael Hayden and Aaron Enigma are coming around to exactly the same viewpoint I have had about Jonathan since 2011, when I couldnt take this love for the guy when I knew the true person behind the scenes and I quit.
I'm not as blind to the truth as some of you sheep think I am. Blindness is a trait you have shown that you have joyfully embraced.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 2, 2012 14:27:10 GMT -5
I may have lost, but things seem to be changing as it seems both Michael Hayden and Aaron Enigma are coming around to exactly the same viewpoint I have had about Jonathan since 2011, when I couldnt take this love for the guy when I knew the true person behind the scenes and I quit.
I'm not as blind to the truth as some of you sheep think I am. The truth?
I wasn't aware I was supposed to lay down and hand success to others.
I wasn't aware I was supposed to make others look superior and pretend to be worthless.
Drakin, the truth is, The Fallen has, well, fallen.
You tried to destroy this company from within, your boy Blood even got hold of the world title.
But then you got cocky.
You spent all your time focusing on personal vendettas instead of your supposed mission.
But really, that's what all this is about, isn't it, Seth?
You no longer pull the strings and it eats you up inside.
And now you've resorted to kidnapping and threatening an innocent woman.
Suddenly my comments last year about your attitude towards women don't seem so ludicrous, now do they?
You know it's a sore subject with me, Seth, before you even think about touching that poor girl, rest assured that as soon as Gus needs me, I'll be there for him to help him kick your sorry ass.
And as for your mission, sorry to say that not only will you not be destroying this company, I will be restoring its former glory.
How?
You'll find out on NiteRaw.
And, cut. What ate me up inside was a man who used to be his own man, has gone to the point of kissing the ass of almost every boss in the company, and the fans are too stupid to know that you didnt get this big through your own hard work.
You have kissed my ass. Ryan told me you kissed his. I'm sure that before BRB was revealed to be the Majority Shareholder, you kissed his. Now............since you are married to the person who owns majority shares of Nintendo, you feel you don't need to anymore.
Me, I have proven many times that all of my success has come from me kicking ass, not kissing it.
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