Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 4, 2012 12:07:04 GMT -5
REPORT: Marshall Wesley Coventry and Nurse Mary Harper were reportedly delayed in the European country of Macedonia due to issues with their flight out of the country. It is also reported they may not make it back to the States in time for the next event as they also will have to work a weekend of 101 Colony events.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 4, 2012 19:24:01 GMT -5
One down, two to go, and we shall be free....
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 4, 2012 20:34:51 GMT -5
You know what...............who am I to hold you back. I'm not like Jonathan Michaels so you want to make this quick. How about you and me..................in that ring...........at NiteRaw?
Unless you are too scared to actually face me.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 4, 2012 22:41:51 GMT -5
You know what...............who am I to hold you back. I'm not like Jonathan Michaels so you want to make this quick. How about you and me..................in that ring...........at NiteRaw?
Unless you are too scared to actually face me. The only person lately who has been "too scared" has been you.
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Oct 4, 2012 23:08:37 GMT -5
*James Troy is looking over the next Niteraw card*
This is marvelous. I'll be taking on the incredible tag team competitors Jack and Jesse Badd along with the awesome power of the Super Warrior with the sneaky managing skills of The Sam. While most men would worry I won't because on my side is The Frankly Fantastic Finnom, Paavali Ensio and my love, Mercedes. And if I win I'll get a shot at the TV title.
*As Troy finishes his sentence Mercedes points to The General's name on the card*
Oh yeah, and the chubby loser. Listen here Gen, I don't like you and your opinion doesn't matter to me. You robbed me of a TV title match before, this won't happen again.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 4, 2012 23:11:39 GMT -5
You know what...............who am I to hold you back. I'm not like Jonathan Michaels so you want to make this quick. How about you and me..................in that ring...........at NiteRaw?
Unless you are too scared to actually face me. The only person lately who has been "too scared" has been you. Out of your attempt to say I am scared, I still didn't get an answer.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 4, 2012 23:32:03 GMT -5
The only person lately who has been "too scared" has been you. Out of your attempt to say I am scared, I still didn't get an answer. The answer is there, unless you choose not to see it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 4, 2012 23:53:11 GMT -5
Out of your attempt to say I am scared, I still didn't get an answer. The answer is there, unless you choose not to see it. Well then I guess you said no..............well, I guess you really don't care about stopping the Fallen as much as you say you are.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 5, 2012 3:38:39 GMT -5
The answer is there, unless you choose not to see it. Well then I guess you said no..............well, I guess you really don't care about stopping the Fallen as much as you say you are. You have just proven me right when I said that your blindness is something you have willfully embraced. Either that or you're willing to twist my words so they're what you want to hear, which is the exact opposite of what I am saying.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 5, 2012 9:40:35 GMT -5
Well then I guess you said no..............well, I guess you really don't care about stopping the Fallen as much as you say you are. You have just proven me right when I said that your blindness is something you have willfully embraced. Either that or you're willing to twist my words so they're what you want to hear, which is the exact opposite of what I am saying. Then you do accept my challenge. Good..............I can hardly wait.........
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 5, 2012 22:25:50 GMT -5
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.
*None other than "Hollywood's Own", Michael Hayden is seen standing on Santa Monica Boulevard in beautiful Hollywood, CA. Hayden smirks at the camera as he continues.*
For a long time, I used to say I was FAWA's best kept secret. Sure, Aaron Enigma and Seth Drakin are hot commodities, and yeah, Gus Richlen is mentioned in conversation. But the man people overlooked was the same person putting on five star classics week in and week out, making the Television Title mean something in this company. Be it my war against Mr. Potato or my quest for ten defenses, it can be argued that my reign as champ was my coming out party, a wa for people to realize exactly who Michael Hayden is.
Nowadays, the secret's out. People are coming around to the fact that Michael Hayden is one of the most talented wrestlers in the FAWA today. How else can you describe me challenging for the World Heavyweight Title in the short amount of time I've been here? How do you explain my victory in the Battle Bowl? I tried telling you while I was the king of television, and none would listen. I was merely the TV Champ, someone who could be easily ignored. Well now, the spotlight is on me. Bow, people hang onto every single word I speak with baited breath. A worldwide audience listens to yours truly, and if there's a benefit to being Hollywood's Own, it's knowing what to do when the lights are on and the camera is rolling.
Now as for NiteRaw, Hollywood's Own has a chance to rescue the World Title from Captain Excuses himself, Jonathan Michaels. But standing in the way of salvation is the Majority Shareholder, BRB himself, Boiler Room Brawler. Now already I come into this match at a disadvantage, having never wrestled, much less brawled, in a boiler room. But I fought Marshall Wesley Coventry, so I guess I have an idea of what I'm in for. Still, BRB is a little upset that his hired gun backfired on him, and naturally he's angry about it.
And I couldn't be happier.
BRB's anger is blinding him to the reality that Michael Hayden is no pushover. Word on the street is Ryan Blood disappeared rather than come face to face with Hollywood's Own. Course, it's just a rumor, but I could believe that. You people saw Gookermania, you saw the fear in his eyes.
So with that in mind, the best advice I could give to BRB is to forget about Jackson Carter, or "Damn Right" Jackson, or Action Jackson, whatever he calls himself these days, I know there's a "Jackson" somewhere in there. Forget about him and focus on your opponent at NiteRaw. When you meet me, have some courtesy. Have some sympathy and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse...
*At this, Hayden's voice takes on a sharp tone as he narrows his eyes.*
Or I'll lay your soul to waste.
*Hayden puts on his designer shades before walking off as the scene fades.*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 5, 2012 23:38:51 GMT -5
BRB: Hayden, Hayden, Hayden... You are falling into a pit of delusion. You are the longest reigning Television Champion in my- er- this company's history. And who was there to stop you? Jonathan Michaels. I tried to cut you a deal at Battle Bowl so we could take out Jonathan Michaels together, but you backstabbed me, only battling Michaels to a draw at best. And what happened when you got to face him at Gookermania? You weren't even there to stop him from pinning Ryan Blood.
Now listen to you; full of envy and resentment over Jonathan Michaels. You didn't believe me, BRB back then, but I am giving you one more chance to join me. Jonathan Michaels is our mutual enemy. He systematically castrated me as Majority Shareholder. He took what could have been yours not once, not twice, but three times now.
And he is now the World Heavyweight Champion! Think about it, Hayden. I am giving you one more chance. You've seen the lights because you were counting them at Gookermania. If you never want to see them again, if you want vengeance on Jonathan Michaels, if you want retribution, you will join me, BRB! The Majority Shareholder.
But if you don't join me. You will learn why it took Seth Drakin to help Michaels at Summerfest. You'll learn why you needed Michaels to help you take me out at Battle Bowl. You will learn why it took DR Jackson backstabbing me for Demented to stand a ghost of a chance of defeating me. Jackson is gone from this company. He's history. He'll never work in Parts Unknown again. I will be focused, Hayden. I will not flinch and I will not lose.
The choice is yours, so make the right one.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 9, 2012 0:38:53 GMT -5
I'm sure you all think the Fallen is dead. Well guess again you fools because we started out with no titles so we will be A-okay without them still. Gus may think that he is in going to destroy us one by one, but he is in for much more than that.
Oh Gus...........the things I will show will be horrifying even to the sickest of minds. After I do what I do to poor Gus, I want everyone else in FAWA to remember that.....you all brought this kind of evil on yourselves because you all wanted me to be the bad guy.
Well, as Razor Ramon would say "Say hello to the bad guy."
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 11, 2012 10:00:20 GMT -5
The following message was left on the answering machines of the FAWA offices by Marshall Wesley Coventry, who is reportedly meeting with mercenaries in Estonia in regards to helping his brother Gus Richlen get his girlfriend back from The Fallen:
If someone could tell my brother that talks have stalled, that'd be great. They don't want the title shot, but hey want a lot more money than we can muster up. Seriously, they want $100 million total. It's ridiculous.
By the way, I noticed MiscreAnt has shown up now. Methinks my problems with some of the Colony's rudos are about to get bigger.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Oct 12, 2012 17:29:32 GMT -5
Aaron, since Gookermania you have turned from someone I respect to a whining little B****! If you want to fight that's fine I need a way to get that world title match anyhow.
Dupoe, taste the money,
First time ever: Antihero vs Aaron Enigma Winner advances to the chamber of horrors match.
Enigma, you want respect? Beat me! Pin me! Prevent me from getting that spot and I will stand up and I will shake your hand, are you man enough to do the same?
I find it funny, that you talk so much about the fact that you USED to be world heavyweight champion, you brag about the fact that you ALMOST won the Freakin Awesome Title.
The way I see it Enigma, using the fact that you used to be a champion as a reason to get a title shot is just sad, saying you almost won a title as a reason you should get a shot at the title is even more stupid.
In short. Game on B****!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 12, 2012 17:52:57 GMT -5
Aaron, since Gookermania you have turned from someone I respect to a whining little B****! If you want to fight that's fine I need a way to get that world title match anyhow.
Dupoe, taste the money,
First time ever: Antihero vs Aaron Enigma Winner advances to the chamber of horrors match.
Enigma, you want respect? Beat me! Pin me! Prevent me from getting that spot and I will stand up and I will shake your hand, are you man enough to do the same?
I find it funny, that you talk so much about the fact that you USED to be world heavyweight champion, you brag about the fact that you ALMOST won the Freakin Awesome Title.
The way I see it Enigma, using the fact that you used to be a champion as a reason to get a title shot is just sad, saying you almost won a title as a reason you should get a shot at the title is even more stupid.
In short. Game on B****! Whiny little bitch huh? That's the best you can do? Really?
Antihero, I don't want to beat you to earn your respect. I want to beat you so I can kill two birds with one stone. First, I want to get into that Chamber of Horrors match. Second, I want to prove something to you, and that is simply that I am better than you.
You complained about how I've talked about being a former champion, about almost winning titles. Here's the thing though, I STILL have my Inter-Forum title. Where is your title? I thought you might be a little angry like me about all these handouts given to people here. I guess I was wrong, you seem to be okay with losing your title.*Aaron shakes his head before continuing.* I've been here much longer than you have, Antihero. I have earned my respect in spades. It's fine if you don't respect me, I don't expect you to. I don't want or need you to respect me. I've made my career on disrespect, and you are no different. This is just the other side of the same coin. You aren't looking down on me because you think I'm not a threat.
This time, I am the guy on top looking down on you, and you don't respect me for it. I acknowledge your ability, and you have a great future here, however right now you just aren't better than me. That's just a fact that everyone here but you seems to accept.
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Post by The Flaming Carrot on Oct 13, 2012 5:13:05 GMT -5
Christianity teaches that God created the world and carved the human race in his image. So what happened the day he created me? A slip-up, perhaps, hehehehehe. A cut too deep, hehehehe. Whatever it was, he must have really f***ed up...right? Hehehe.
Malevolence subscribes to a different theory. This being of unquestionable omnipotence that you call God made no mistake that day, hehehe-hah! In fact, he created his finest work! You God-fearing folk are quick to point the finger at me and my family...and say that WE are the abominations! Hehehe...hee...hee...we're just more comfortable wearing our ugly on the outside, heehee...
We're labelled freaks, outcasts, curs, fools, jokes, creeps, weirdos, psychopaths, monsters-HAHAHAHAHA! THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Oh but we'll wear your pathetic little insults with pride because WE know what we are. We've already accepted that we're all freaks, curs, outcasts, fools, jokes, creeps, weirdos, psychopaths and monsters...heehee...you're the ones still living in denial! HAHAHAHAHA!
*Ahem* Next week, the King of Freaks steps into the ring...to do God's work.
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Post by miscreant on Oct 13, 2012 19:34:42 GMT -5
Since my promo aired dozens of people have tweeted, texted, and I even had one person stop me while walking my dog. These FAWA fans are as annoying as the superstars themselves. They have been all asking me one question, when will I debut. Look I dont care what the fans say, what any other superstar says, what anyone says really. Because they have all been in the same boat as the others saying cheating isnt a skill. it is and one I have mastered. Thus I debut when I decide to, its really that simple.
Now originally I actually was going to on the next NightRaw, but after hearing "The King of Freaks" say he would debut next week, as well as having so many of these gross fans come up and asking me, I decided they haven't earned it yet.
But dont worry all my fans who are only watching cause they admire true talent, I will have another video promo one the next show. until then I hope you all pay close attention, because before you know it, this place will be mine. MWC, I hope you haven't told all your friends about me just yet. I know they want to see the surprise themselves
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 13, 2012 19:41:00 GMT -5
Seth Drakin, you had better hope I never get out of Estonia. Because if my brother can't do it, I will hunt you down and destroy your career. FOR GOOD.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2012 21:03:59 GMT -5
Seth Drakin, you had better hope I never get out of Estonia. Because if my brother can't do it, I will hunt you down and destroy your career. FOR GOOD. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.............
Oooooh.....I'm so scared.
I warned your brother and you that I was not toying around with my threats.
But no, you all had to cross the line and try to call my bluff. Well, you gave you what you wanted and it was not a bluff.
But how does it feel....giving your brother your word that you would return Shaelin unharmed and FAIL???!!!!!
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