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Post by The Flaming Carrot on Oct 19, 2012 0:53:20 GMT -5
I'd be more than happy to take that title off your hands, Detective. It'd look far better around my waist anyways hahaha!
However I'd like to take this moment to pay tribute to one Steve Rollins. Sure his career was filled with losses but it died in victory, hehe! I'm sure he'll send me a postcard from the Parts Unknown emergency ward thanking me for my good deed...and if not...I told him to leave the ring, I told him what would happen if he didn't. He chose to stay therefor surely he MUST have secretly yearned for that beating I gave him. Who am I to deny his final request? Hehehehehe...
Wow, I'm feeling good! I want to hurt someone else now! I want a match next week! I want to destroy someone's life! I'm on a high right now and it's only going to get better, hehe. The King of Freaks will continue to rise and rise...and there's NOTHING any of you can do to stop me! HAHAHAHAHA! *Aaron looks to the side at a guy backstage* Who is this guy? JF: That's Malevolence, Mr. Enigma.*Aaron nods before looking at the camera* I have no idea who you are, but you seem quite confident for somebody so new to FAWA. If you want, I will gladly show you your place. Management, you wanna actually listen to me this time? Next week on Niteraw. Aaron Enigma vs. This New Guy... Malevolence I guess his name is?
Tell you what, Malevolence, if you win, I'll give you a shot at my Inter-Forum title. See you next week as long as management listens to me for once. Oh goody! A challenge! I must say Detective you are making a habit of losing fans and friends lately...I don't blame you. If I had these vermin cheering me on I'd feel ashamed too, hehe, but a man must have friends. Even a "twisted, deranged freak" has friends...*Malevolence flashes his ugly grin, Aaron visibly cringes at the site of his teeth* Get used to this smile, Detective. You'll be seeing it a lot more once I take your title, HAHAHA!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 19, 2012 0:59:26 GMT -5
Makinga habit of losing friends? Maybe. Losing fans? If anything they want me out there even more now. The fans know what I deserve. They've been screaming for me to be Heavyweight champion for months now. I love my fans. They are quite devoted to me which they should be.
You think some creepy smile is gonna keep me from defending my title? I've fought people with creepier smiles than that. Let me know when you go up against that deranged psycho Amigo. Until then, you've got nothing on his smile. I beat him a long time ago and I still can't get that smile out of my head sometimes.
Next week, I'll show you what a smile gets you. It gets you a Brilliant Deduction courtesy of the greatest Inter-Forum champion ever.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 19, 2012 11:01:33 GMT -5
*Marshall Wesley Coventry and Nurse Mary Harper march right up to a silent Gus Richlen, with MWC spinning his twin around.*
Dude, what the hell?! You're putting your career on the line?! AGAINST SETH FREAKIN' DRAKIN?!
*Richlen walks away, not saying anything. The others follow him and MWC forces him to stop.*
Come on, at some point you have to realize how ridiculous this is getting!
*Richlen again says nothing, choosing to keep walking. Coventry stops him again.*
You do realize that if you lose, Nurse Harper and I have already gone to Jeremy Dupoe and had a clause added to our contracts that would force US out of the company as well?! YOU'RE GAMBLING WITH ALL OF OUR CAREERS HERE!
I'm not going to lose.
*Richlen walks off again, and again his brother stops him.*
What do you mean, you're not going to lose?! The man's a former FAWA World Champion! He's one of THE most dominant-
*Richlen suddenly grabs his brother and slams him against the wall!*
What the f*** is wrong with you?!
I know what I'm getting myself into. I know that I'm risking everything to get Shaelin back. And it's not like I have a backup plan if I lose like Jonathan Michaels did. I lose, it's over. FOREVER!
But HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME?! You and I BOTH know I'm better than Seth Drakin is! Any motivation he might have to get rid of me in two weeks will NEVER be stronger than my drive to have my revenge and to bring Shaelin back to me! EVER!
I've waited for NINE MONTHS for this chance, and there is NOTHING that that backstabber is going to be able to do to prevent me from getting her back! NO ONE tells me when it's over! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CALLS MY SHOTS! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO DECIDES WHEN IT'S OVER! I'M NOT GOING TO BE STOPPED FROM ENDING HER NIGHTMARES!
*MWC suddenly starts laughing, angering his brother further.*
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?! HUH?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!
OF COURSE I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE! You want to know why? Because THAT'S the Gus Richlen that didn't back down from Descent! THAT's the Gus Richlen that took on the Pantheon head-on! THAT'S the Gus Richlen who made Brian Alexander quit! THAT'S the Gus Richlen that won the Inter-Forum Championship at Gookermania IV! THAT'S the Gus Richlen who went through hell to KEEP that title at NOTWZ last year! THAT'S the Gus Richlen who refused to back down from Viva! THAT'S the Gus Richlen that won the World Title shot turkey! THAT'S the Gus Richlen who put Square through two tables at Gookermania last month! AND THAT'S THE GUS RICHLEN THAT IS GOING TO BEAT SETH DRAKIN AT NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES!
You're damn right I will. I didn't fight for nine months to be turned back now.
*Richlen lets MWC go and walks off.*
You sure about that?
With my brother in this mode and certain to focus harder than ever on both getting Shaelin back and keeping his career going, Seth Drakin is going to have a rotten NOTWZ.
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Post by Bull Ant on Oct 19, 2012 13:04:40 GMT -5
*watched the entire scene across the hall, talks to his sister* Bull: Hmm! I might just buy a Front row seat to watch Seth get his Thorax handed to him.Its a shame Im not the one breaking Seth's Spine on my knee.*fixing her cowgirl hat* Moo: Seth is going to get what he deserves, a good thorax kicking from Gus.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 19, 2012 16:27:13 GMT -5
*Once again in Dupoe's lair Ophelia is watching Niteraw this time with Dupoe by her side watching frame by frame, Nett and Cain are briefly seen dragging a body, kick and screaming into a side cave*
Ophelia:THERE
*The monster shows the intro to the show with a beige orb moving around as if to spell something out
Dupoe: Looks like he has a message for me...I K-N-O-W Y-O-U A-R-E W-A-T-C-H-I-N-G D-U-P-O-E, G-R-A-B A M-I-C N-E-X-T W-E-E-K I H-A-V-E A S-U-R-P-R-I-Z-E F-O-R Y-O-U
Ophelia: Brother Dupoe what are you going to do?
Dupoe: I think I'm going to oblige him, I'm curious to find out if this is an olive branch or an AK-47
Ophelia: Aren't you worried he will possess you again?
Dupoe: He won't, hes alone...Its clear that he dropped the dead weight of Blank.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2012 16:55:17 GMT -5
Everyone in FAWA seems to think that I am going to get my career ended by Gus. Well, I have a news for all of you.
It's not going to happen.
Gus..............I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know. Next NiteRaw, I want a contract signing where I will annnounce what match it will be. And if you don't sign my contract........I'll let you think about this.
Have you ever seen someone be around actual wild male dolphins? I assure you they are not as cuddly as Sea World would have you believe.
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Post by Bull Ant on Oct 19, 2012 17:13:35 GMT -5
Everyone in FAWA seems to think that I am going to get my career ended by Gus. Well, I have a news for all of you.
It's not going to happen.
Gus..............I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know. Next NiteRaw, I want a contract signing where I will annnounce what match it will be. And if you don't sign my contract........I'll let you think about this.
Have you ever seen someone be around actual wild male dolphins? I assure you they are not as cuddly as Sea World would have you believe. Seth did you just threaten him with Dolphins? Looks like someone is losing there touch.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2012 17:42:17 GMT -5
Everyone in FAWA seems to think that I am going to get my career ended by Gus. Well, I have a news for all of you.
It's not going to happen.
Gus..............I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know. Next NiteRaw, I want a contract signing where I will annnounce what match it will be. And if you don't sign my contract........I'll let you think about this.
Have you ever seen someone be around actual wild male dolphins? I assure you they are not as cuddly as Sea World would have you believe. Seth did you just threaten him with Dolphins? Looks like someone is losing there touch. As you know, it is the fall.............and guess what season for dolphins spikes in the fall (as well as the spring). Let's see what happens when we introduce a bound Shaelin to them.
By the way..........where I live, these are wild dolphins. Not the trained ones you see at Sea World.
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Post by Bull Ant on Oct 19, 2012 18:40:47 GMT -5
What is this Sea World? You humans are strange. Is Sea World another way to say Earth like Midgard or Big Blue Marble?
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 20, 2012 10:07:54 GMT -5
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Post by miscreant on Oct 21, 2012 12:07:24 GMT -5
Live on NiteRaw, I make my debut. Now over the weekend I was crowned the Campenato de Limpieza, so the answer is yes. I will be bring some real prestige to the FAWA. I dont care whether you are a good guy, a bad guy, or some where in between. I will beat some sense into you. who knows maybe for me doing this some of will will feel the need to jump to a real promotion. more then you even know have done this already
To my fellow recent new starts I say this. stay out of my way, and ill stay out of yours. the last thing I need is to take out two monsters before they even make it. And I know you dont want to have to deal with King Cheat as well.
See all of you in the ring soon. hopefully they clean it up a bit more for my arrival. I mean I have been in porta potties that are cleaner then that ring. whoever is in charge of ring crew should be fired. maybe that will be my first decree when I win the world title, ya that sounds like a plan.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Oct 23, 2012 17:11:20 GMT -5
*Another FAWA.com Exclusive*
*Fred G Neric comes into view from the side of the screen.*
FGN: Ladies and gentlemen of the FAWA Galaxy in preparation for the release of FAWA Home Video's newest documentary it was at the request of the one who it is about that we show a few exclusive clips online. So, without further ado we would like to present to you, A Dragon's Tale: Connor Mackenzie.
*The screen fades to black, the FAWA logo flashing across before the sound of a car travelling is heard.*
At the beginning...well, at the beginning was a little kid growing up in rural Nova Scotia, Canada. I mean, that's pretty ordinary I think...
*The picture comes into focus showing the look of a passenger in a car as it travels down a single lane highway at about 60 mph.*
But that's how it is for a lot of people. Starting someplace a lot of people have never heard of right? I mean, I didn't have a really traumatic childhood. I had a Mom and a Dad. Both of them worked, got by and tried to make the best of what they could for their kids. Made some mistakes along the way but all in all...not all bad. Oh, I know, back at the beginning. Thank you Mom and Dad for not waiting after Dad's operation. I won't go into details but it involved reversing a crossing of the wires for my Dad if you get the drift.
*The camera pans to show Connor Mackenzie driving, wearing sunglasses and a Montreal Canadians ball cap. One hand on the wheel as the other rests on the door, his hand rubbing his chin a bit as he smirks.*
They are so going to hate that I just said that but I had the same thing in my high school yearbook so I can't buck the trend now.
*The scene shifts to show Connor walking along a driveway towards a large brick building. A school crest adorning the wall near the roof as he looks up at it.*
The Alma-Mater. Well, the High School. This is where things sort of started. The seed being planted if you will. Back then everyone was watching the Monday Night Wars and wearing the t-shirts and making the gestures and all that stuff. That's when it was really becoming main stream for folks. I'd watched it back in the eighties though so to see it sort of come out now was kind of cool because I felt like I had that little niche of coolness since I wasn't exactly Mr. Popularity.
*Connor continues walking around. It doesn't appear as though anyone is outside the school but cars are parked there. He looks to the camera as a muffled voice says something to him.*
Yeah I know! Shocking! No, I was sort of a loner. Sort of mingled amongst all sorts I guess. Growing up was, you know, it was a bit rough at times. Mom was a dispatcher for a lot of years. Had cruddy hours and Dad was the Chief of Police in this town. Him and just 2 other guys. One full-time the other part-time. So not a lot going on. And of course everybody knowing each other. It made life rough for a kid in a small town looking for fun sometimes. But in a way it also saved my ass a lot too. So there's good and bad with it.
*Connor looks up at the logo then towards the door as he pulls his hood up over his head and walks through a door as the screen fades to black.*
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 24, 2012 9:50:47 GMT -5
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 25, 2012 12:26:25 GMT -5
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Post by Viva on Oct 25, 2012 14:53:55 GMT -5
*Vincent Van Agony is seen sitting in a armchair, with his Freakin' Awesome championship on his lap, deep in thought. Finally, he shifts in his seat, leans forward, and begins to speak.
Why were you happy to see me? What have I done to earn your praise, FAWA Galaxy? Do you all realize what you cheered? You cheered a man who returned after a months long hiatus, fresh as daisies, to fight a Champion who had just beat 7 other men prior. You cheered a coward. I stepped up to the exhausted Anti-hero, I blew him over with a Long Kiss Goodnight, and I pinned him.
I did no work. I earned no praise. I took the cheap way out, because that's who I am. I'm cheap. And make no mistake, I've made a god damn good living being a cheap prick. My entire career has been capitalizing on the failures and disappearances of others. I never earned a legitimate run with the WWCF Championship. Aaron Enigma disappeared. He hung management high and dry. They needed someone to be champion. I walked into that cage knowing full well that I'd walk out with a Championship belt that I didn't even earn.
I stole tag team championships. I stole the championship of honor. I've never earned a belt in my life. And here I come, out to steal another belt, and you people cheer. You people applaud me.
Not because I earned it. But because I haven't been around for a while. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm the same piece of shit I've always been. The only difference is I haven't been around to f*** over people who don't deserve it.
Look, look. I'm not mad at you sheeple. I understand. You disappear, you return, it's a big deal. But you need to get one thing straight: I'm not a good person. I'm not. I'm a piece of shit. And that's what I'll be until it stops working. My career is already so illustrious I could retire and I'd be inducted into the FAWA Hall of Fame. Nothing but accolades. But I never once earned one of those accolades doing the right thing.
And I'm not going to start.
So... who's ready to lose? Because I sure am ready to do whatever it takes to win. Even if that means cheat, if it means lie, if it means steal, if it means taking out a ref. That's who I am. I'm that guy.
Step up to the plate, watch your tape, get prepared. Because when the bell rings, it's war.
I'm ready.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Oct 25, 2012 16:53:11 GMT -5
Viva, I'm going to ask you a question, a very important question. It took seven people to wear me down enough for you to take that belt, so what do you plan on doing when we fight one on one for that belt?
I mean, you do remember the last time we were in this situation right? You were the champion, I was the challenger. It was Summerfest, the day the legend of the all time greatest Freakin Awesome Champion began, and the era of BRB's regime went crashing down. That was where your monopoly on the Freakin Awesome title.To be honest I don't want to just remain Freakin Awesome champion my whole career I want to win the World title.
Viva, you were only the second person in FAWA to pin me or make me tap out, and soon for the second time in a row your title reign will be ended by the hot property of FAWA!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 25, 2012 17:11:17 GMT -5
In a few days, Seth Drakin will be forced to answer for the crimes he has committed.
The verdict will be handed down, and he will be found guilty.
And I, the Judge, Jury, and Executioner of The Fallen, will deliver his Final Judgment.
Then her nightmares and mine will be over.
But Seth Drakin truly WILL be fallen, never to rise again.
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Post by Viva on Oct 25, 2012 22:16:35 GMT -5
Viva, I'm going to ask you a question, a very important question. It took seven people to wear me down enough for you to take that belt, so what do you plan on doing when we fight one on one for that belt?
I mean, you do remember the last time we were in this situation right? You were the champion, I was the challenger. It was Summerfest, the day the legend of the all time greatest Freakin Awesome Champion began, and the era of BRB's regime went crashing down. That was where your monopoly on the Freakin Awesome title.To be honest I don't want to just remain Freakin Awesome champion my whole career I want to win the World title.
Viva, you were only the second person in FAWA to pin me or make me tap out, and soon for the second time in a row your title reign will be ended by the hot property of FAWA! Let's be real, dude. Your question wasn't that important. Let me put it all into perspective for you, Hero. You knew I was coming. You knew that Gookermania was my last chance to cash in. It had to be looming. You should have trained harder, you should have been more prepared.
You know who I am, they know who I am. Everybody knows who I am. I'm low down, I'm rotten, I'm as bad as they come. I'm the perfect combination of low class and pure skill. I CAN beat you any way I please. I choose to beat you with as little effort as possible. The best way to achieve this is to take advantage of every situation I can. You're taking it personal, and I've got a strong suspicion it's because you know how damn good I am.
Which is a good thing, Hero. A real good thing. Next time we meet, these fans won't be cheering for my return. They'll be cheering you. The entire world will be in your corner. You've got to ask yourself. Can you rise to the occasion? There's a reason I had every single seat in the house eating out of my hand at Gookermania. It's because they all know that pound for pound, I can do whatever the f*** I want against whoever the f*** I please. And suffice to say, Hero, they were begging, no, PINING for the gold to return to it's rightful owner.
You'll get your chance to take it away. Don't take it lightly, Hero.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 26, 2012 11:43:23 GMT -5
*It is pitch black.
Then a TV lights up.
There is whirring from a DVD player, and the TV starts playing the DVD.
At what seems like a high school prom, Shaelin Marie O'Hara is facing whoever is holding the camera:*
C'mon, Ricky, can't you put the camera down for a LITTLE bit so we can dance?
But I thought we agreed that I'd do this and send it to the police if Ghostface shows up and starts going crazy?!
Ghostface isn't going to show up here, silly! Come on!
*The camera gets passed to someone else, and after some bad handling, it focuses to show Gus Richlen holding Shaelin close as the song plays.
It's then a blur as the video fast forwards. There is an unidentified person on a stage.*
And this year's King and Queen are...
GUS RICHLEN AND SHAELIN MARIE O'HARA!!!!
*The camera swings around, and it just manages to catch a shot of Shaelin and several other students keeping a fainted Richlen from hitting the floor.
The scene suddenly changes to one of Richlen in a wrestling ring somewhere. He's got one of the other wrestling students on his shoulder, and he runs forward and delivers a running powerslam.*
Great job, Richlen. Almost flawless as far as execution.
I KNEW you could do it, Ricky!
*The scene changes again to Richlen and Shaelin on the beach. Richlen has the camera on the ground, pointing up.*
So anyway, we just got a call back from the World Wrestlecrap Federation, and turns out they liked what they saw and we've got a contract on the way.
So we're out here celebrating. And I can think of only one way to really celebrate right now....
*Shaelin starts kising him and he has a hard time trying to reach the camera.
From the darkness, a throat awkwardly clears before the scene changes.
Richlen is shown limping and bloody but clutching the Championship Of Honor. Shaelin runs up to him.*
Ricky, are you all right?
I... I need to sit down....
*The scene skips again to after Gookermania. A bloody Richlen has the camera pointed at himself and Shaelin as they walk through the back.*
So, any idiots out there want to say I still can't do it?
*The TV shuts off and it is dark again.*
Seth Drakin, you have made it your mission to take away all of the memories that Shaelin and I have made in our lives and to deprive us of any more memories that we can make together.
Congratulations. You've forced me to face you with my career on the line. You've forced me to face you with my golden ticket on the line. You've forced me to face you with the threat of never being able to see the love of my life ever again if I lose. And you've forced me to face you in a match of YOUR choosing.
You must think you're Triple H.
In reality, you're nothing more than a cheap-ass Asylum ripoff.
You forget all the hell I've been through to get all I've had. Brian Alexander, Caleb Fourchon, John Amigo, Ryan Blood if you can find him in the hospital, Ryan Bergman, "Damn Right" Jackson - ask them how hard it is to put me down. I've taken titles and title shots from them all.
And then there is the one thing that has driven me for the past nine months and that will drive me to get my revenge at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies.
I have waited to bring Shaelin to the light for nine months, and me with her. You seem to think you can so easily deny that to me. YOU. ARE. WRONG.
You claim to have not taught me everything you know. You forget that I KNOW what you did to EVERY member of the Pantheon, and the fans supported you every step of the way, just like they will for me next week. You and your selective memory and your rotten sense of gratitude turned them, in your mind, into the true enemy.
Seth, I destroyed Square and Ryan Blood. I made Viva's life a living hell. Anyone else that has gotten in my way has been taken down. You are the only person left in my way.
I ran away once. I will not run away again.
I failed her once. I WILL NOT FAIL HER AGAIN.
At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, I will walk through hell itself to get her back. I've said it before and I will uphold my word.
At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, I will be Shaelin's knight. My armor may be dented, it may be scarred, it may be tarnished, but I am still her night, and for my lady I will fight to the very end. And next week, I WILL slay the last dragon that keeps me from her.
I NEED to win this match....
*Richlen can be heard crying now.*
What happened a few weeks ago.... I don't want that to be the last memories I have of her....
I can't lose this match....
There is no me without her....
I don't know what I'm going to do if I lose....
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 26, 2012 14:25:10 GMT -5
*BRB sits in an empty meeting room, at the head of an empty table, with a grin on his face...*
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