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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 14, 2012 12:38:23 GMT -5
Maybe not lately, but I do know this.
When I was still a sucker for you parasites, I was hoping Gus would help me do what I was never able to do beforehand and be a tag team champion. In fact, Gus promised me such. However, it seemed every time we tagged........I was basically on my own, which in a tag team situation is never good.
Now, I hold an actual tag title with a man who could beat Gus whenever he felt like it (and does, by the way) in Ryan Blood that were won in the ring while your pathetic brother holds a belt that you just so happened to find. There are real tag team champions and there are those who are only tag champs in their minds. It seems pretty clear which one I am and which one you and your lying brother are.
Maybe some day, Gus can look me in the eye and tell me that what I said about our time as a tag team is not true instead of sending his errand brother to deal with me. It took you that long to say "no," Drakin? Really?
Since it's clear that neither you nor your cohorts truly know your enemy, it stands that it's just a matter of time before The Fallen collapses with a bigger crash than the Pantheon did.
Oh, and you mentioned that you and my brother failed to win these tag belts before? He still has one more reign than you with these. Make that two, to be precise.
Enjoy your little delusions of invincibility, Drakin. While you still can. You need to get this through your skull.
You....and....your....brother....are....not....tag.....team.....champions.
Ryan and I not only have these belts, but we are recognized as Campeones de Parejas by the company that we won them from. Just because you have the belts doesnt mean spit unless you earned them.
And "winning them in a tournament in Rio de Janeiro" doesn't count.
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 14, 2012 14:24:54 GMT -5
*Parts Unknown gets hit with a vicious thunderstorm, with heavy downpours and lightning. In some building or another, the lightning illuminates writing on the wall:* TYFOWHITEY FATSJOHN AMIGORYAN BERGMAN"DAMN RIGHT" JACKSON BY VIRTUE OF NOT GETTING PINK SLIPSETH DRAKINVIVAJONATHAN MICHAELSRYAN BLOODRYAN BLOOD AGAIN Soon, I cross the next one from my list.*Hysterical laughter mixes with thunder as the shot fades.* We'll see about that.
When I defeat Ryan Bergman for the 1-2-3 next week, it's go-time for you and me, BRB! And this time, I'll have a personal enforcer, so no more of your brother's antics.
And that enforcer will be none other than Damn! Right! Jackson! The man who will get an FAWA contract and put that six foot twelve, four hundred pound, South Border Buffoon out to greener pastures, where he belongs.
I'm 300lbs of fire and fury, Richlen. Don't stand in my way, or else your quest will come to a tragic end when I take you to the boiling point!
Now hold on just a minute BRB. Don't forget, or maybe you have, that I've wiped your memory once before, so you know what I'm capable of. This is a big ol' door swinging open for me at the perfect time, it's just all about walking through and taking the opprotunity that lies on the other side.
It's interestnig that at this time this chance has appeared for me. It's always darkest right before the dawn and that may be true for the FAWA right now, but someone needs to stand up for what's right and just and that's something I've done my entire career. I can be that light to strike the first blow against the darkness of The Fallen by taking that World Title from Ryan Blood. The old lion with roar again from atop the ladder of FAWA, and the shinging light of virture will be left on for all to see.
BRB, I'll see you in the ring on Monday, destiny awaits.
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 14, 2012 15:33:27 GMT -5
So I'm going to be facing Enigma this week and if I win I get to be number one contender for the Interfourm title. Nice. Aaron I know you're pissed about what Square did last week. To be honest so am I. But if you think for one second I'm going to let you win or go easy on you you got another thing coming. Enigma I wanted to wrestle you for quite a while and now I got the chance. When you step into the ring with me I don't want you to look at James Troy, I want you to picture Square, now I know that's a major downgrade in the looks department, but that's not the point. I want you to picture Square remember what he did to you and hold nothing back. Ya hear me? I want you to try and destroy me because I know that way you won't hold nothin back.
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Post by Square on Jul 14, 2012 15:50:49 GMT -5
So I'm going to be facing Enigma this week and if I win I get to be number one contender for the Interfourm title. Nice. Aaron I know you're pissed about what Square did last week. To be honest so am I. But if you think for one second I'm going to let you win or go easy on you you got another thing coming. Enigma I wanted to wrestle you for quite a while and now I got the chance. When you step into the ring with me I don't want you to look at James Troy, I want you to picture Square, now I know that's a major downgrade in the looks department, but that's not the point. I want you to picture Square remember what he did to you and hold nothing back. Ya hear me? I want you to try and destroy me because I know that way you won't hold nothin back. Let me make something clear kid. I have worked for over 3 years to get to this spot. I have poured my blood, sweat and tears into that ring to get that title, and the very possibility that you could take it off me is damn insulting. I hope you win kid, I really do. Means a easy night at Battlebowl.
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 14, 2012 16:23:54 GMT -5
*An FAWA.com video exclusive*
FGN: Good evening everyone, this is Fred G. Neric, welcoming you to another FAWA.com exclusive interview, this time with the newest member of our roster, Jack Cain.
*Jack Cain enters from stage left, smoking a cigar.*
JC: Evening Fred. Got you that signed picture of Tera Patrick you wanted..
FGN: Really??! Oh thank you...I mean, I really don't know what you mean, I'm a happily married man.
JC: Yeah, and I'm Tinkerbell. Anyway, I didn't come out here to talk about what you plan to do tonight in the privacy of your own home...
FGN: (Interrupting) That's right, you're now a fully fledged member of the FAWA roster, I imagine you have some plans?
JC: Damn right I do Fred, and contrary to what some people might think, I'm not just a gorgeous hunk of humanity, I'm actually a businessman, actor, bodyguard, fighter, actually the list goes on and on, but the important thing is that I know to win here, I'm going to need to forge alliances.
FGN: Meaning?
JC: Meaning I've got a business proposition for all the wrestlers here in the FAWA. It's a one time only offer, but you could make yourself a lot of money, and make yourself a star in the process. I'm gonna be at NiteRaw on Monday, and I'm gonna be available for hire - kinda like Luke Cage and Iron Fist. You pay me the dollar, I'll kick someone's ass for you. You could be one of the people who competes here who's been beaten by The Fallen, and you want some revenge, you might want your title back. You might be one of The Fallen, wanting to get rid of your competition. Hell, you might be one of these corporate guys who wants some extra muscle around. I don't really care. The important thing is that I can help you get what you want.
FGN: I'm sensing there's a catch here?
JC: Well, my dad always told me, if you're at good something, never do it for free. I'm good at wrestling, boxing, fighting. You name it, I can do it. But all that comes at a price. Being as I'm new here, about £100,000 should be ok for starters. For that you get the full service: 24 hour protection, access to a range of complimentary services including tickets to NBA and NFL games, portable mini-bar and the ability to track down members of the IWC who think you should have turned heel last year.
FGN: You really believe someone will pay that?
JC: People will always pay it Fred. Someone always wants it bad enough that they'll do it. I just have to wait.
FGN: Jack Cain, we'll see you at NiteRaw, it's been a pleasure.
JC: No Fred, it's been a privilege.
FGN: Before you go, about that photo...
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 14, 2012 16:48:48 GMT -5
So I'm going to be facing Enigma this week and if I win I get to be number one contender for the Interfourm title. Nice. Aaron I know you're pissed about what Square did last week. To be honest so am I. But if you think for one second I'm going to let you win or go easy on you you got another thing coming. Enigma I wanted to wrestle you for quite a while and now I got the chance. When you step into the ring with me I don't want you to look at James Troy, I want you to picture Square, now I know that's a major downgrade in the looks department, but that's not the point. I want you to picture Square remember what he did to you and hold nothing back. Ya hear me? I want you to try and destroy me because I know that way you won't hold nothin back. Let me make something clear kid. I have worked for over 3 years to get to this spot. I have poured my blood, sweat and tears into that ring to get that title, and the very possibility that you could take it off me is damn insulting. I hope you win kid, I really do. Means a easy night at Battlebowl. You right Square, I probably would of done the same thing had I'd been in your shoes. I probably can't beat you for the title hell I'm not even sure I'll beat Enigma. But I'm not a joke sure I only have two wins to my names and one was a "enhancement talent" but the other was a win that put Evil M out of this company. And even though I lost to them you can ask Hayden or "Damn Right" Jackson and they'll tell you I'm no joke. Each week I go out there and I take something from the match win or loss. Every week I improve and every week I prove that I can go toe to toe with the best this company has to offer.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 14, 2012 17:05:52 GMT -5
James Troy. I hope you are ready, because now that I'm on the outside looking in when it comes to the Inter-Forum title, I'm ready to get in that ring and take it back from Square. You are just running into the wrong guy on the wrong day. I'll be ready for you on Niteraw, are you going to be ready for me?
Square...I knew you would do this sooner or later. I'm not mad that you cashed in your briefcase and took my title. I'm mad because I was pummeled in the head with a damn briefcase in the first place! Believe me when I say I will pay you back with interest when I take my title back.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 14, 2012 21:18:48 GMT -5
It took you that long to say "no," Drakin? Really?
Since it's clear that neither you nor your cohorts truly know your enemy, it stands that it's just a matter of time before The Fallen collapses with a bigger crash than the Pantheon did.
Oh, and you mentioned that you and my brother failed to win these tag belts before? He still has one more reign than you with these. Make that two, to be precise.
Enjoy your little delusions of invincibility, Drakin. While you still can. You need to get this through your skull.
You....and....your....brother....are....not....tag.....team.....champions.
Ryan and I not only have these belts, but we are recognized as Campeones de Parejas by the company that we won them from. Just because you have the belts doesnt mean spit unless you earned them.
And "winning them in a tournament in Rio de Janeiro" doesn't count. Except YOUR belts are not the property of FAWA. THESE are.*MWC holds the belts up again.* Until you beat Transgression And Redemption for these, you're not the true champs here, Drakin.
And those won't be the only titles to slip from The Fallen's chokehold either.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 16, 2012 12:52:44 GMT -5
Another week, another defense.
I hate to sound cocky, but at this point it's the truth. I'm the undisputed champion of television, and not just FAWA TV. Flip on over to ABC and watch Modern Family, I'm the champion. Go to FX and watch Wilfred, I'm the champ. Sullivan and Son, which hasn't even premiered on TBS, has their champion in Michael Hayden. And in a few weeks, once I reach title defense #10, I'm going for the World Heavyweight Title. Because while being the champion of television is amazing, being champion of the world is definitely appealing.
Bull, you have the skills to win. You have the will to win. But you're going up against The Prince of Hollywood, the man that can't be beat. I'm the only undefeated man in the FAWA, and that's not going to change anytime soon. I'm on the road to the World Title, and nothing is going to stop me.
Not even an ant.
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Post by Bull Ant on Jul 16, 2012 15:14:46 GMT -5
Bull, you have the skills to win. You have the will to win. But you're going up against The Prince of Hollywood, the man that can't be beat. I'm the only undefeated man in the FAWA, and that's not going to change anytime soon. I'm on the road to the World Title, and nothing is going to stop me.
Not even an ant. You ain't goin up against just an Ant here hayden, you facing me BULL ANT!!! Your trip to the World Title is making an unexpected stop at The SlaughterHouse. The Prince of hollywood? I dont care if your even The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air! THE WORLDS STRONGEST ANT IS COMING FOR YOU AND YOU BEST BE READY CAUSE THIS ANT HAS HORNS AND THERE POINTED AT YOU!! MOO MOO MOO YOU KNOW IT!!!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 16, 2012 21:51:10 GMT -5
Bull, you have the skills to win. You have the will to win. But you're going up against The Prince of Hollywood, the man that can't be beat. I'm the only undefeated man in the FAWA, and that's not going to change anytime soon. I'm on the road to the World Title, and nothing is going to stop me.
Not even an ant. You ain't goin up against just an Ant here hayden, you facing me BULL ANT!!! Your trip to the World Title is making an unexpected stop at The SlaughterHouse. The Prince of hollywood? I dont care if your even The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air! THE WORLDS STRONGEST ANT IS COMING FOR YOU AND YOU BEST BE READY CAUSE THIS ANT HAS HORNS AND THERE POINTED AT YOU!! MOO MOO MOO YOU KNOW IT!!! You can be the World's Strongest, World's Largest, World's Toughest... It doesn't matter. They all fall to Hollywood's Finest my friend. Even your buddy Coventry has fallen, and he was confident that he would be the man to take this title from around my waist. You'll come close, you'll have victory in your reach, but the Prince of Hollywood will find a way to retain the title.
Because the Prince... Reigns... Supreme.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 16, 2012 23:37:37 GMT -5
So on NiteRaw, I will be watching two men vie for the chance to challenge for this Freakin Awesome Title that I hold right now. Who would I like to win? Does it really matter? Honestly, neither one of these two are going to beat me for this title.
Ghost Ant gave me all that I got and he still in the end lost his title to me. I may have been beaten up, but I still walked away with the title which made me a double champion at the time (thanks to screwy situations in that other company, Ryan and I am sadly no longer double champs). What more could that loser bring.
Jonathan, well..............I still remember in that Boiler Room Plaza where he questioned the love I have for my wife, who was at the time still recovering and whose pain was the very reason I destroyed the Pantheon. You may say that it was long ago, but I still remember those comments and if I face you, I am going to show you how much those comments hurt me, by hurting you and if while I am beating your carcass a new one, your wife just so happens to come down to beg me, "Please Seth, stop hurting my husband." Well, you remember how before you knew that I would never intentionally hurt a lady, well now..........sh** happens.
Whoever it is, I will still walk out of Battle Bowl the Freakin Awesome Champion and since I was drafted into it, I might as well walk out as well the three time (no I am not doing the Booker T BS) Battle Bowl Champion.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 17, 2012 9:36:48 GMT -5
It's been confirmed, at Battle Bowl I'm fighting Seth Drakin again for the Freakin Awesome title.
Drakin last time we fought I had you beat, but then I lost my temper and I made a mistake I could have put you away but I didn't.
Seth I know this will be a hardcore match because you won't shake my hand and I DAMN sure won't be shaking your hand. So I did some shopping to prepare. *Places each object on the table as he says it
A staple gun, two baseball bats, a roll of barbed wire, and a bucket of legos.
Drakin you haven't got a ghost of a chance.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 17, 2012 10:23:43 GMT -5
It's been confirmed, at Battle Bowl I'm fighting Seth Drakin again for the Freakin Awesome title.
Drakin last time we fought I had you beat, but then I lost my temper and I made a mistake I could have put you away but I didn't.
Seth I know this will be a hardcore match because you won't shake my hand and I DAMN sure won't be shaking your hand. So I did some shopping to prepare. *Places each object on the table as he says it
A staple gun, two baseball bats, a roll of barbed wire, and a bucket of legos.
Drakin you haven't got a ghost of a chance. You said the same thing last time and..........well, I hold this belt. Sorry ant, but I am keeping this belt and there isnt a damn thing you can do about it.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 17, 2012 20:53:41 GMT -5
- FreakinAwesomeScoops.com
ANOTHER FORMER FAWA SUPERSTAR SPOTTED IN NNWHUU
Last Saturday night, during the main event of NNWHUU Champion Doggy Underwood defending his title against former FAWA Superstar Jackson Carter, another former FAWA superstar interfeared during the match.
Right at the very end of the match, after Jackson hit the Carter-Bomb, closing in on the title win. Hijo de BRB ran into the match and laid Jackson Carter out with multiple steel chair shots, before placing Doggy Underwood ontop of him for the pinfall.
Jackson will take on Hijo de BRB tonight on NiteRaw for a potential FAWA Contract.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 19, 2012 20:14:01 GMT -5
Tsk Tsk Tsk.....
Marshall.........if I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, you can come out with whatever belt you want, but if you won it from no one, it isn't worth spit.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 19, 2012 21:46:05 GMT -5
Tsk Tsk Tsk.....
Marshall.........if I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, you can come out with whatever belt you want, but if you won it from no one, it isn't worth spit. You seem to want to spend a lot of time complaining about that, but you repeatedly miss my point. Gus and I are FAWA'S tag champs, not you. WE have the official belts. So until you beat us, WE'RE going to STAY champs.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 19, 2012 21:47:54 GMT -5
Tsk Tsk Tsk.....
Marshall.........if I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, you can come out with whatever belt you want, but if you won it from no one, it isn't worth spit. You seem to want to spend a lot of time complaining about that, but you repeatedly miss my point. Gus and I are FAWA'S tag champs, not you. WE have the official belts. So until you beat us, WE'RE going to STAY champs. Not to mention they dropped those straps which has been their only claim to be the tag champs.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 19, 2012 22:02:50 GMT -5
You seem to want to spend a lot of time complaining about that, but you repeatedly miss my point. Gus and I are FAWA'S tag champs, not you. WE have the official belts. So until you beat us, WE'RE going to STAY champs. Not to mention they dropped those straps which has been their only claim to be the tag champs. Exactly. So unless and until The Fallen takes, or more appropriately STEALS, these from me and the future FAWA World Champion, Seth Drakin has no room to talk.
Oh, and Blood? All you said was a very lengthy way of saying that you're a coward. Enjoy losing the title to my brother in a couple of weeks.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 19, 2012 23:12:00 GMT -5
Not to mention they dropped those straps which has been their only claim to be the tag champs. Exactly. So unless and until The Fallen takes, or more appropriately STEALS, these from me and the future FAWA World Champion, Seth Drakin has no room to talk.
Oh, and Blood? All you said was a very lengthy way of saying that you're a coward. Enjoy losing the title to my brother in a couple of weeks. We'll get those belts back and we will once again be the real tag champs.
But I have a sense of things, and I sense that Gus will not be beating Ryan for the world title.
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