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Post by Jazzman on Jul 19, 2012 23:15:33 GMT -5
So this is what it's come too huh? My story now one of 'so close, so far.'
Almost get the MITB Turkey for the World Title
Almost get a shot at the Freaking Awesome Title until I get pinned
Almost get a shot at the TV until Bull Ant gets the W
Almost get a shot at the World Title, until outside forces don't go my way.
Well, FAWA Galaxy I have news for you. Ryan Bergman doesn't deal in almost anymore. I know that I don't have much time left in this career and I'm not letting another opportunity pass me up because of poor planning or just plumb luck.
And it's because of that I'm on the outside looking in at Battlebowl. I'm not booked yet, for the battle royal or anything, but a prime opportunity has arisen. Word isspreading that Damn Right Jackson is getting ready to talk on Nite-Raw next week. The FAWA Galaxy may want to stay tuned for that one because I'm ready to guarantee fireworks.
But what about me, and what about my match at Gookermania. Well, it's time for me to make a promise to the FAWA Galaxy out there so listen good. From this moment forward I will cover every base, analyze every weakness, fortify every strength and work harder than any wrestler you have ever seen to make sure that my storybook career ends the correct way. A career bounded by not what more could have happened, but a career noted for what was and will always be. The simple fact that I am one of, if not the best wrestler, to ever walk into this company and into this industry.
That's the Story on Page One, It's Elementary, I'm Not Joking... use whatever hashtag you want on that Chipper account you have FAWA Galaxy, but it better include these words, Pride Never Dies, and neither does Ryan Bergman.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 19, 2012 23:21:07 GMT -5
Exactly. So unless and until The Fallen takes, or more appropriately STEALS, these from me and the future FAWA World Champion, Seth Drakin has no room to talk.
Oh, and Blood? All you said was a very lengthy way of saying that you're a coward. Enjoy losing the title to my brother in a couple of weeks. We'll get those belts back and we will once again be the real tag champs.
But I have a sense of things, and I sense that Gus will not be beating Ryan for the world title. Your senses are going to be proven so badly off.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 20, 2012 1:12:29 GMT -5
We'll get those belts back and we will once again be the real tag champs.
But I have a sense of things, and I sense that Gus will not be beating Ryan for the world title. Your senses are going to be proven so badly off. And here I almost forgot I was talking to a person who was locked up in a mental institution.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 20, 2012 1:20:48 GMT -5
Your senses are going to be proven so badly off. And here I almost forgot I was talking to a person who was locked up in a mental institution. And here I almost forgot that I was talking to someone who used to play with puppets all the time.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jul 20, 2012 19:15:32 GMT -5
Not to mention they dropped those straps which has been their only claim to be the tag champs. Exactly. So unless and until The Fallen takes, or more appropriately STEALS, these from me and the future FAWA World Champion, Seth Drakin has no room to talk.
Oh, and Blood? All you said was a very lengthy way of saying that you're a coward. Enjoy losing the title to my brother in a couple of weeks. That will never happen. NEVER!
And the World Heavyweight Champion is no coward, so if you want a match with me next week, I'm in. Or if you still want to do that trios thing with the ants and you vs. three of the four true champions in the FAWA...well, if Seth and Square are game, then sure, it's all of your funerals!
Now let me stop wasting time on you and move on to what everybody's thinking about right now: my potential opponents for Battle Bowl.
No matter who becomes #1 contender, I'll end up defending this glorious title against somebody who's never been a world champion before. I've heard BRB called the best wrestler in WWCF/FAWA to never win the big belt, and that it was only a matter of time. And Richlen's on kind of a hot streak right now.
It doesn't matter, though, because I'm just too damn good for either of you now! Oh, maybe you both have a win against me here or a draw there in the past, maybe both of you managed to take the tag titles off of me and Johnny Stone with different partners at different times...but as much of a cliche as this might be, boys: that was then. This is now.
You will NOT beat me at Battle Bowl, either of you!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 20, 2012 20:19:40 GMT -5
Exactly. So unless and until The Fallen takes, or more appropriately STEALS, these from me and the future FAWA World Champion, Seth Drakin has no room to talk.
Oh, and Blood? All you said was a very lengthy way of saying that you're a coward. Enjoy losing the title to my brother in a couple of weeks. That will never happen. NEVER!
And the World Heavyweight Champion is no coward, so if you want a match with me next week, I'm in. Or if you still want to do that trios thing with the ants and you vs. three of the four true champions in the FAWA...well, if Seth and Square are game, then sure, it's all of your funerals!
Now let me stop wasting time on you and move on to what everybody's thinking about right now: my potential opponents for Battle Bowl.
No matter who becomes #1 contender, I'll end up defending this glorious title against somebody who's never been a world champion before. I've heard BRB called the best wrestler in WWCF/FAWA to never win the big belt, and that it was only a matter of time. And Richlen's on kind of a hot streak right now.
It doesn't matter, though, because I'm just too damn good for either of you now! Oh, maybe you both have a win against me here or a draw there in the past, maybe both of you managed to take the tag titles off of me and Johnny Stone with different partners at different times...but as much of a cliche as this might be, boys: that was then. This is now.
You will NOT beat me at Battle Bowl, either of you! It will amuse me to show these three how futile their efforts are to stop the Fallen.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 20, 2012 21:53:58 GMT -5
*Richlen is a dark section of Parts Unknown Arena, so dark that the night vision lens had to be attached to the camera to show him sitting on the floor, rocking back and forth and singing:*
Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'.
*He then starts into his maniacal laughing again.*
Oh, Ryan. Poor, deluded, PATHETIC Ryan. Always the one to run your mouth and have me prove you wrong, I see. Acting like I can't beat you, CLAIMING that I can't beat you....
LIAR!!!! YOU LIAR!!!!
You're not going to be dealing with the happy-go-lucky everybody's hero Richlen at BattleBowl once I destroy BoilerRoomBrawler. That Richlen is dead, dead, dead, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!!!
No, THIS Richlen is nothing like you've ever faced before, Ryan, and after BattleBowl, you will go on your hands and knees to Jeremy Dupoe and BEG him to never make you face me ever again!
*Then he starts in again, this time with "Sun Doesn't Rise" by Mushroomhead:*
Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall
*Then he stops and the look on his face is a sinister blank glare.*
For months, I spent my days planning to get my revenge on Viva for what he did to her. I may have done some things to him, like attack him int the parking lot and land him in the hospital and flip the desk over in his office and hold a sword to him, but I never got the chance to finish what I should have finished.
But now I realize that while Viva was largely responsible for Shaelin's current state, he wasn't the biggest culprit.
It's YOU, Brawler.
You could have easily stopped Viva from firing her. You could have overridden his actions and hired her back. BUT. YOU. DIDN'T. This is as much your fault as it is Viva's, only you should be even more afraid, because what I couldn't do to him, I get to do to you, and that is DEMOLISH you, Brawler. You've never faced this Richlen either, and you're going to wish you had lost to Bergman after I have finished with you.
Brawler, Ryan, the end is coiming and you don't see it.
Which will make it all the more catatstrophic when it crashes down on your heads.
*Richlen remains blank as we fade out.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 21, 2012 17:52:34 GMT -5
So it seems for the first time, all members of the Fallen will be on a team against two ants and an annoyance. As usual, you can take it to the bank that the Fallen will win. After all, all three of us are singles champions while our opponents have none, well......except for Marshall's fake tag team belt.
Bull Ant........at the 101 Colony, I am in a triple threat cage match against your sister Moo Moo Ant and a pink ant named Replic Ant. So this match will be a warmup and while you may be able to beat up a bunch of rookies, you know damn well that neither of us Fallen members are rookies so you wont be able to get by that easy.
Ghost Ant......I've beaten you before and at Battle Bowl, I will beat you again. But I have you this week so I might as well add a third time when I beat you in this tag match. Hopefully, you wont do what you did in the 101 Colony and quit after you lose.
Marshall........I think everything I will say to you will be all the same. You are a fraudulent champion. You are a pest who simply does not know when a battle is unwinnable. Your brother will fail to become the world champion. I really have nothing else to say for you.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 21, 2012 18:18:43 GMT -5
So, Let's see, ever since I was rightly rehired, the new regime hs seen fit to give me a shot to qualify for the World Title match, a shot to qualify for the Freakin Awesome title, and now a TV Title match.
Deep down, I think Dupoe likes me.
Who knew?
Of course, unlike last week, I'm not giving this opportunity away.
Because I have never held this particular piece of hardware, while I am the first Grand Slam champion in the history of this company, they had to go ahead and invent new ones for me to win, but I've been a little distracted with various endeavors, so this is my first chance at winning it and obtaining the SUPER Grand Slam, a thing I just made up.
Also, it comes with double prize money.
Now, I know Michael Hayden is but three wins away from earning a World Title shot, but seeing as how I'm planning on winning BattleBowl, I don't really need someone else horning in on my action.
So really, I'm killing several birds with one stone, I further my legacy, I clear an obstacle from my path, and I get myself a nice little insurance policy, because I know keeping hold of that belt will help motivate me to stay on top of my game as I head towards GookerMania in pursuit of my World Title.
Because the Third Time's The Charm.
And, Cut.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 21, 2012 19:57:40 GMT -5
So it looks like coming up at Battle Bowl It's going to be Drakin VS Ghost 2 this time I will not be broken. I will destroy you Drakin, I will break you and when all is said and done you will fall, you will fall to a place that even you fear, a dark place I have seen with my own eyes. I will drag you into that place. But Drakin there's something I want you to see, what I want you to realize. I can get out of there I've done so before, You won't.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 21, 2012 21:42:03 GMT -5
So it seems for the first time, all members of the Fallen will be on a team against two ants and an annoyance. As usual, you can take it to the bank that the Fallen will win. After all, all three of us are singles champions while our opponents have none, well......except for Marshall's fake tag team belt.
Bull Ant........at the 101 Colony, I am in a triple threat cage match against your sister Moo Moo Ant and a pink ant named Replic Ant. So this match will be a warmup and while you may be able to beat up a bunch of rookies, you know damn well that neither of us Fallen members are rookies so you wont be able to get by that easy.
Ghost Ant......I've beaten you before and at Battle Bowl, I will beat you again. But I have you this week so I might as well add a third time when I beat you in this tag match. Hopefully, you wont do what you did in the 101 Colony and quit after you lose.
Marshall........I think everything I will say to you will be all the same. You are a fraudulent champion. You are a pest who simply does not know when a battle is unwinnable. Your brother will fail to become the world champion. I really have nothing else to say for you. For cryin' out loud, man, WAKE UP!
You're going to lose your title back to Ghost Ant, Square is going to lose his ill-gotten Inter-Forum belt back to Aaron Enigma, my brother is going to rip the FAWA World Championship away from Ryan Blood, and my brother andf I are going to remain FAWA's REAL World Tag Team Champions.
THAT'S reality, unlike all the garbage that you've been incessantly spouting for days without end. SO KNOCK IT OFF!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 21, 2012 22:09:28 GMT -5
So it looks like coming up at Battle Bowl It's going to be Drakin VS Ghost 2 this time I will not be broken. I will destroy you Drakin, I will break you and when all is said and done you will fall, you will fall to a place that even you fear, a dark place I have seen with my own eyes. I will drag you into that place. But Drakin there's something I want you to see, what I want you to realize. I can get out of there I've done so before, You won't. You think I have been never to that dark place. I've been there twice. Once when my wife and I were assaulted and she was temporarily mute. The other was when I quit in 2011. You are not one who is going to bring me to that spot...........although I might drop you there after I am finished with you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 21, 2012 22:11:03 GMT -5
So it seems for the first time, all members of the Fallen will be on a team against two ants and an annoyance. As usual, you can take it to the bank that the Fallen will win. After all, all three of us are singles champions while our opponents have none, well......except for Marshall's fake tag team belt.
Bull Ant........at the 101 Colony, I am in a triple threat cage match against your sister Moo Moo Ant and a pink ant named Replic Ant. So this match will be a warmup and while you may be able to beat up a bunch of rookies, you know damn well that neither of us Fallen members are rookies so you wont be able to get by that easy.
Ghost Ant......I've beaten you before and at Battle Bowl, I will beat you again. But I have you this week so I might as well add a third time when I beat you in this tag match. Hopefully, you wont do what you did in the 101 Colony and quit after you lose.
Marshall........I think everything I will say to you will be all the same. You are a fraudulent champion. You are a pest who simply does not know when a battle is unwinnable. Your brother will fail to become the world champion. I really have nothing else to say for you. For cryin' out loud, man, WAKE UP!
You're going to lose your title back to Ghost Ant, Square is going to lose his ill-gotten Inter-Forum belt back to Aaron Enigma, my brother is going to rip the FAWA World Championship away from Ryan Blood, and my brother andf I are going to remain FAWA's REAL World Tag Team Champions.
THAT'S reality, unlike all the garbage that you've been incessantly spouting for days without end. SO KNOCK IT OFF! Your fake tag titles will be the only thing you and your brother will be able to try and get some attention for.
Meanwhile, The Fallen will still be on top.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 21, 2012 22:27:59 GMT -5
For cryin' out loud, man, WAKE UP!
You're going to lose your title back to Ghost Ant, Square is going to lose his ill-gotten Inter-Forum belt back to Aaron Enigma, my brother is going to rip the FAWA World Championship away from Ryan Blood, and my brother andf I are going to remain FAWA's REAL World Tag Team Champions.
THAT'S reality, unlike all the garbage that you've been incessantly spouting for days without end. SO KNOCK IT OFF! Your fake tag titles will be the only thing you and your brother will be able to try and get some attention for.
Meanwhile, The Fallen will still be on top. Are you not getting the message or something, Drakin?! Have you actually driven yourself into a delusional deafness because you WON'T STOP TALKING? These ARE the real championships and nothing you can say is going to change that!
Unless you want to try doing something different for a change and STOP CLAIMING THESE ARE FAKE WHEN THEY CLEARLY ARE NOT and ACTUALLY TRY TO DEFEAT US FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIPS,
STOP ALREADY!!!!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 21, 2012 22:29:53 GMT -5
OOC, Can you imagine what would have happened if Jono and Sara had shown up with the Tag belts as BRB and I discussed?
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 21, 2012 22:32:19 GMT -5
OOC, Can you imagine what would have happened if Jono and Sara had shown up with the Tag belts as BRB and I discussed? OOC: Same thing, different people with belts.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 21, 2012 22:37:59 GMT -5
Your fake tag titles will be the only thing you and your brother will be able to try and get some attention for.
Meanwhile, The Fallen will still be on top. Are you not getting the message or something, Drakin?! Have you actually driven yourself into a delusional deafness because you WON'T STOP TALKING? These ARE the real championships and nothing you can say is going to change that!
Unless you want to try doing something different for a change and STOP CLAIMING THESE ARE FAKE WHEN THEY CLEARLY ARE NOT and ACTUALLY TRY TO DEFEAT US FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIPS,
STOP ALREADY!!!! I am not saying the belts are fake and I know their lineage, but those belts were retired and you are fake champions.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 21, 2012 22:42:47 GMT -5
Are you not getting the message or something, Drakin?! Have you actually driven yourself into a delusional deafness because you WON'T STOP TALKING? These ARE the real championships and nothing you can say is going to change that!
Unless you want to try doing something different for a change and STOP CLAIMING THESE ARE FAKE WHEN THEY CLEARLY ARE NOT and ACTUALLY TRY TO DEFEAT US FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIPS,
STOP ALREADY!!!! I am not saying the belts are fake and I know their lineage, but those belts were retired and you are fake champions. Oh, and declaring yourself Champion Of Honor is supposed to have been better?
Until you or anyone else defeat us for the FAWA World Tag Team Championships, you don't get to complain.
I'd almost compare trying to get that point through to you like talking to a brick wall, but that'd be an insult to the wall because at least it listens.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 21, 2012 23:27:00 GMT -5
I am not saying the belts are fake and I know their lineage, but those belts were retired and you are fake champions. Oh, and declaring yourself Champion Of Honor is supposed to have been better?
Until you or anyone else defeat us for the FAWA World Tag Team Championships, you don't get to complain.
I'd almost compare trying to get that point through to you like talking to a brick wall, but that'd be an insult to the wall because at least it listens. Long time ago............different person. Heck when that happened, I wasnt even married yet.
And for your information, at least I was big enough to wear even if the belt might not have been official, people wanted to take it off of me. You, your brother, and your tag belts arent even taken seriously enough to where someone wanted to take those belts off you.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 21, 2012 23:34:11 GMT -5
Oh, and declaring yourself Champion Of Honor is supposed to have been better?
Until you or anyone else defeat us for the FAWA World Tag Team Championships, you don't get to complain.
I'd almost compare trying to get that point through to you like talking to a brick wall, but that'd be an insult to the wall because at least it listens. Long time ago............different person. Heck when that happened, I wasnt even married yet.
And for your information, at least I was big enough to wear even if the belt might not have been official, people wanted to take it off of me. You, your brother, and your tag belts arent even taken seriously enough to where someone wanted to take those belts off you.*throws up hands in irate frustration* Go find someone else you can talk to without listening. I quit trying to talk sense into you. I'm going to find someone who'll actually challenge us for the belts instead of droning.
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