and for your reading pleasure, i'm reposting the ENTIRE PONYMANIA hay-per-view ..... with some added commentary
it's not totally formatted properly, but it's still readable, if not COMPLEEEEETELY CRAZY!!!!!
enjoy .....
{Spoiler}
PONYMANIA ..... WHAT EQUESTRIA IS WATCHING!
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the dark match .....
BERRY PUNCH and COLGATE defeat derpy/carrot top and flitter/cloudchaser
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*promo*
<triple f>what i'm going to do tonight-ah ..... i am-ah going to NOT SHOCK the
world-ah ..... by defeating a NOPONY-AH ..... in that ring-ah .....
and once again, this EWE title-ah will be around my feathered waist .....
and believe me-ah, TONIGHT ..... there will be a SHOCK!!!!!
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*promo*
PRINCESS VERSUS PRINCESS - END OF AN ERA?
the ruler of equestria, PRINCESS CELESTIA faces her arch nemesis ..... and leader
of DvP DeGen4P, AITSELEC SSECNIRP, in a NO PLOT BARRED MATCH, for the thown of
EQUESTRIA ITSELF!!!
but will the special referee PRINCESS LUNA have anytihng to say, other than to
run the rule of law in HAY IN A BARN!!!
find out tonight, only on PONYMANIA!
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THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SING THE NATOINAL ANTHEM
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*promo*
POYMANIA .....
FOR SOME, A CHALLENGE
FOR OTHERS .....
A CHANCE FOR VICTORY
FOR DENIAL
FOR ..... REVENGE!
FOR TWO PONIES ..... REVENGE WILL BE SWEET!
RAINBOW DASH AND RARITY WILL BATTLE ..... FOR ULTIMATE REVENGE!!!!!
AND FOR ONE PRINCESS, IT COULD BE OVER ..... FOR THE OTHER, THE DELCIOUS TASTE OF CAKE VICTORY .....
TONIGHT ON PONYMANIA ..... ONCE IN A BRONYTIME ..... HISTORY WILL BE MADE .....
OR WILL IT BE BROKEN???
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and now the first match or PONYMANIA .....
FOR THE EWE TITLE!!!!!
<triple f>*kisses belt*
<lotus>*MASSAGE KICK!!!*
ONE...TWO...THREE!!!!!
LOTUS has won the EWE title from TRIPLE F, in one of the biggest shocks ever!!!
<lotus>YEAH, I WON IT I WON IT I WOOOOOOON IT!!!
*music starts up .....*
DUUUN DUN DU NU
OH YU DIDN'T KNOW .....
DUUUN DUN DU NU
YOUR FLANK BETTA CAAAAAAAAAAAAALL SOMEPONYYYYYYYYY
.....
pegasisters and bronys
fillies of all ages
DvP DeGen4P proudly presents .....
.....
THE ROADMARE TICKET JAMES
THE BADFILLY NYXXY GUNN
.....
THE O ..... C .....
OUTLAAAAAAAAAWS!!!!!! 
what the hay are these idiots doing?
*OC OUTLAWS circle the ring and LOTUS notices*
wait a minute, it's LOTUS's sister ALOE, she's coming out to stop the OC OUTLAWS
ruining her title win celebration!
*ALOE stops the OC OUTLAWS getting in the ring*
NOW WHAT??? it's the MILLION BIT MARE FLEUR DE LIS!
*outnumbered, ALOE gets in the ring and protects LOTUS*
WAIT A MINUTE ..... HERE COMES BIG MACINTOSH!!!
*BIG MACINTOSH runs into the ring and stops DvP DeGen4P from getting into the
ring, and stares down TRIPLE F*
he's staring down TRIPLE F ..... and TRIPLE F seems to be scared of the big colt!
are we seeng a new challenger to the former EWE champion?
*then TRIPLE F gives him the thumbs up ..... THEN THUMBS DOWN!!!*
wait just a ..... WAAAIIIIIIITTTT!!!
*suddenly BIG MACINTOSH turns around and clotheslines both LOTUS AND ALOE,
leaving them flat on the mat, and TRIPLE F grins like a loon!!!*
OH NO, NOT LIKE THIS .....
NOW WHAT IS BIG MACINTOSH DOING ..... OH NO ..... IS THIS IT???
IT IS!!!
BIG MACINTOSH IS THE SIXTH MEMBER OF DvP DeGen4P!!!THEY'VE RUINED LOTUS'S TITLE VICTORY, THOSE DAMNED DvP DeGen4P ..... THOSE
PLOTTING PLOTTERS!!!
*the OC OUTLAWS, FLEUR DE LIS and TRIPLE F stand around BIG MACINTOSH, and as the
crowds vomits with rage, they all give him a big snuggly wuggly hug!*
BIG MACINTOSH HAS BETRAYED ..... SWEET APPLE ACRES ..... PONYVILLE ..... ALL OF
EQUESTRIA!!!
and to top it off, here's comes their leader .....
to celebrate their newest member .....
<aitselec ssecnirp>wear that title belt well LOTUS, for we will have it back in
our posession very soon!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
and with BIG MACINTOSH joining with DvP DeGen4P ..... who will be replacing that
turncoat in TEAM TWILIGHT???
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next match
and the winner is
CHIEF THUNDERHOOVES with a giant THUNDERCHOKESLAM off the second rope!!!
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and now
MARE VERSUS MARE
the winner is
PRINCESS CADENCE!!!!!
<MBM fleur de lis>
*SCREAMS*
I WILL GET YOU PRINCESS CADENCE ..... I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU***********************************************************************
*promo*
LOTUS shilling EWE stuff
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the following contest .....
and LYRA and BON BON win the tag match ..... oh wait a minute, here comes
SPARKLER STARWELL!
<sparkler starwell>hey baby ..... your big bad booty pony is HEEEEEEERE!
<bon bon>HEY WHATTYA THINK YOU ARE DO .....
*suddenyly VINYL SCRATCH and OCTAVIA attack from behind, leaving BON BON laying in the middle of the ring*
<sparkler starwell>well well well LYRA, looks like you don't have someone to go home to ..... but let the big bad booty pony take care of THAT!
*goes upto LYRA and takes her up on her shoulder*
<lyra>YAAAAAH ..... put me down you brute!
<sparkler starwell>naw baby, we gonna go downtown .....
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mares and gentlecolts ..... PRINCESS LUNA!
<princess luna>it's the END OF AN ERA, i have the POWER ..... in my HOOF ..... to
end one or the other!
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and a new ponymania record attendance of
28636!!!
how many clones would that be?
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mares and gentlecolts ..... please welcome ..... BARN OF FAMER
GOOD OLD GYMKHANA ROSS!!!!!
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and now .....
PRINCESS CELESTIA ..... 19-0 record at ponymania
will the pretender dethrown the mighty leader of equestria?
and here it comes down .....
THE DREADED HELL IN A BARN!!!!!
OH NO
AITSESLEC SSECNIRP has put the hells gate lock on PRINCESS LUNA!!!!!
there's no referee!!!
a new ref runs down to the hell in the barn ..... FEATHERWEIGHT!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOO
the match continues!!!
and AITSESLEC SSECNIRP gives FEATHERWEIGHT a massive CHOKESLAM now!!!
PRINCESS LUNA gives AITSESLEC SSECNIRP a superkick!!!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the match continues
PRINCESS CELESTIA throws PRINCESS LUNA out the ring!!!
AITSESLEC SSECNIRP gives PRINCESS CELESTIA a TOMBSTONE!!!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SNAP ..... AITSESLEC SSECNIRP catches CELESTIA .....
TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!!!
AITSESLEC SSECNIRP WINS
AITSESLEC SSECNIRP WINS
AITSESLEC SSECNIRP WINS!!!!!!!!!!<aitselec ssecnirp>HAHA I BEAT YOU CELESTIA!
NOW THE THROWN IS MIIIIIIIIINE
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULERand now PRINCESS CELESTIA..... YOU GO TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON!
#ZZZZZAP#
A AHAHAHAHAHAnow EQUSTRIA is mine ..... MINE .....
MIIIIIIIINE<ticket james>gee nyxxy, now what will we do?
<nyxxy gunn>the only thing we can do now ticket .....
*puts record on*
PAAAAAAAAAAARTY*dances like idiots*
<MBM fleur de lis>now wait just a minute outlaws!
*smashes record player*
we still have that plotting so-called PRINCESS CADENCE to deal with .....
and we still have a WEDDING TO GO TO!!!
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<aitselec ssecnirp>we may have lost a title ..... but I HAVE
THE F.A.N. FORUMS THROWN!!!!!***********************************************************************
and please welcome, the first inductee into the PONY BARN OF FAME!
GOING IN TO THE HALL OF FAME IN STYLE ..... DAHLING!!!***********************************************************************
and it's time ..... TIME .....
VERSUS .....
<gymkhana ross>who is going to replace that backstabbing big macintosh on TEAM TWILIGHT???
twilight sparkle hits trixie with the BOOKWORM!!!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO
TEAM TRIXIE WINS!!!!!!!!
SILVER SPOON gives the SKULL CRUSHING FINALE on SCOOTALOO!!!
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next match on the card .....
and PINKIE PIE can be DISQUALIFIED too
CHEERILEE talking trash about her FAMILY!!!
<cheerilee>YOUR FATHER IS A ROCK FARMER!!!!!
YOUR SISTERS ARE PEBBLE DEALERS!!!!!
VINTAGE PINKIE!!!
will it be the GO TO PARTY or the WALLS OF CHEERILEE!!!
PINKIE PIE CONNECTS WITH THE GO TO PARTY
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOO
THE CHEERI-SAULT CONNECTS!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOO
PINKIE PIE tries a PINKIE-A-RAMA
but CHEERILEE counters with the WALLS OF CHEERILEE!!!!!
PINKIE PIE DOES NOT TAP THOUGH!!!
PINKIE PIE comes off the top rope
CHEERILEE hits the TEACH ME BREAKER!!!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOO
<pinkie pie>BEST PARTY ANIMAL IN THE WOOOOOORLD!!!
*tries go to party*
ITS COUNTERED ..... CHEERILEE puts on the WALLS OF CHEERILEE!!!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOO
PINKIE PIE locks in the TWITCHY TWITCH VICELOCK!!!
and CHEERILEE TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FLUTTERSHY RIDA sings the PONYMANIA THEME
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and the final match of PONYMANIA!!!
THE ULTIMATE REVENGE MATCH
WHO WILL GET ULTIMATE REVENGE?
WILL IT BE RAINBOW DASH ..... FOR ..... I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHNG ABOUT A REDICULOUSLY HORRIBLE DRESS THAT WASN'T 20% COOLER!!!
OR WILL IT BE RARITY, WHO GETS ULTIMATE REVENGE FOR GETTING KNOCKED OUT OF THAT CART, WHILE CHASING APPLEJACK IN THE EPISODE "THE LAST ROUNDUP"!!!!!
REVENGE IS SWEET
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
REVENGE IS
ULTIMATETHE ULTIMATE REVENGE MATCH IS NEXT!!!!!
in the ring .....
THE FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY PEBBLE HERSELF .....
RAAAAAAAINBOW
DAAAAAAAAAAAASH
and her opponent .....
THE CAROUSEL QUEEN
RAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYYY
LETS GO RAINBOW
RAINBOW SUCKS!!!!!
RAINBOW DASH kicks RARITY
RARITY punches RAINBOW DASH
RAINBOW DASH rolls out the ring!
RARITY runs at RAINBOW DASH
RAINBOW DASH grabs the ropes and RARITY goes outside the ring!!
a grinding TANK HUG wears down RARITY
a WPM (worst possible moment) by RARITY
VINTAGE RARITY!!!
RAINBOW DASH hits the WING BONER SHUFFLE!!!!!
RAINBOW DASH went fo the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
but RARITY fights it off
DOUBLE CLOTHSLINE!!!
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE TOM ROCK BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOO
RAINBOW DASH goes to the top turnbuckle, as high as cloudsdale ..... and delivers
the LEGDROP!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOO
RARITY LOCKS IN THE SHARPDRESSEDSHOOTER!!!!!
RAINBOW DASH grabs the ropes!!!
but RARITY locks in the SHARPDRESSEDSHOOTER again
RAINBOW DASH breaks it again
outside now and RARITY throws RAINBOW DASH into the steel steps!!!
RAINBOW DASH with the STF!!!!!
RARITY is faiding .....
ONE TIMES
TWO TIMES
NOOOOOOOOOO
RARITY is still alive!!!!!
and she reaches the ropes!!!!!
PLOTBUSTER!!!!
are we gonna see it .....
THE FASHIONISTA'S ELBOW!!!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cheap rollup by RAINBOW DASH
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOO
RARITY ..... cross body off the top
RAINBOW DASH rolls through .....
and picks her up for another ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!!
ONE...TWO...NOOOOOOOOOOO
oh what's this .....
RAINBOW DASH mocking RARITY, with his own FASHIONISTA'S ELBOW!!!!!!
*off the ropes*
BUT WAIT ..... RARITY is back up
THE TOM ROCK BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!RARITY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RARITY GETS ULTIMATE REVENGE!!!
*fireworks go off, and rarity climbs the turnbuckle in celebration*
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THE FINAL RESULTS OF PONYMANIA!!!in the dark match, BERRY PUNCH and COLGATE defeats the teams of DERPY/CARROT TOP and FLITTER/CLOUDCHASER
in the biggest shocker of the evening, LOTUS defeats the EWE champion TRIPLE F, but BIG MACINTOSH ruins her celebrations, by being the SIXTH MEMBER of DvP DeGen4P!!!
CHIEF THUNDERHOOVES defeats a gallant IRON WILL
PRINCESS CADENCE defeats THE MILLION BIT MARE FLEUR DE LIS, who vows revenge!
VINYL SCRATCH and OCTAVIA cheaply wins against LYRA and BON BON, but afterwards SPARKLER STARWELL ponynaps LYRA!!!
AITSELEC SSECNIRP defeats PRINCESS CELESTAI in a brutal HELL IN A BARN match to take the thrown of all F.A.N. FORUM equestria!!!!!
TEAM TRIXIE beats TEAM TWILIGHT
PINKIE PIE defeats CHEERILEE
and RARITY gets her ULTIMATE REVENGE on RAINBOW DASH!!!!!
thank you for watching PONYMANIA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand rest ;D
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Rarity wins and all is right in Equestria!
<aitselec ssecnirp>OH YOU BLEEDING THINK SO!!!!!
ALL YOU SILLY F.A.N. FORUM BRONIES ARE GOING TO BE SORELY MISTAKEN, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO BE LET OFF .....
MY REIGN OF TERROR BEGINS
NOW!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME YOU SILLY FOALS
AND BEG YOUR NEW
QUEEN FOR FORGIVENESS!!!!!
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<triple f>i will not recognise such a paperweight champion!!!!!
LOTUS CHEATED ..... SHE CHEATED HER WAY TO ILLEGALLY DEFEATING ME!!!!!!!!
but i got some revenge ..... welcome the newest member of DvP DeGen4P .....
BIG MACTISTA!!!!!
<big mactista>EEEEEEEEEEEEYUP!!!
triple f>and i'm NOT letting-ah mr jenzie change his sig pic, this is MY-AH title
.....
STILL MY-AH TITLE .....
and NO PONY is gonna-ah take it away-ah from MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
