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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Dec 8, 2011 12:18:54 GMT -5
I can just picture Vince trying to explain himself to creative. "Don't you see, there's two of them! That's more than one, no one has ever seen anything like this on the moving picture box!" You can't blame Vince though. I heard he just recently found out what the big deal was about the Olsen Twins, so now he wants in on that action. I want in on the Olsen Twins, but that's off topic, hur hur hur. Not really. Standards and whatnot.
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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 8, 2011 12:27:41 GMT -5
I can just picture Vince trying to explain himself to creative. "Don't you see, there's two of them! That's more than one, no one has ever seen anything like this on the moving picture box!" You can't blame Vince though. I heard he just recently found out what the big deal was about the Olsen Twins, so now he wants in on that action. Jimmy and Colin? He already hired and fired Colin a couple of years ago. Maybe he should have hired them both?
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 8, 2011 12:40:26 GMT -5
Who da hale called the Bellas butterfaces? Their faces are, like, the second hottest thing about them. Or third, depending on who you ask (nee, me ).
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Dec 8, 2011 13:07:24 GMT -5
Once, I offered Vince McMahon a plate of corn muffins to paint my chicken coop, and he never did. Vince McMahon: Those corn muffins were terrible! Mistah Sunnyside: Paint my chicken coop! Vince McMahon: Make me. *They both get into a fight*
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Post by Lancers on Dec 8, 2011 13:15:21 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is the kind of guy who would park in a handicap spot because he can easily afford the cost of the ticket. He also seems like the type who goes to toy drives and grabs as many toys as he can to give to his own toy drive to show how much of a humanitarian he is.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2011 13:21:05 GMT -5
Didn't they already basically do this, constantly, for a really long time? Before they turned heel that is.
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Post by Lancers on Dec 8, 2011 13:27:48 GMT -5
I imagine that Vince keeps pushing for a twincest angle, hoping eventually they'll agree to it so that he shuts up about it. Once he gets it, he's gonna fire at least one of them.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2011 13:42:02 GMT -5
Vince McMahon goes around your neighborhood right before the mailman shows up and puts the flags down on all the mailboxes with mail inside to deliver.
Vince McMahon intentionally teaches children how to do math improperly.
Vince McMahon goes to restaurants and has lots of special time consuming requests, then tips 10% max.
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Post by hassanchop on Dec 8, 2011 14:11:35 GMT -5
Let's see, uh...Vince and uh, well, a car, and uh, uh....Hula dancing and um, uh, um...... a panda and wait a minute, um.... Twitter!
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Post by King Boo on Dec 8, 2011 14:19:10 GMT -5
Vince McMahon doesn't believe in romantic love. In fact, he doesn't even KNOW what love is!
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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 8, 2011 14:24:59 GMT -5
Vince pisses in snow cone makers.
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Post by Cronant on Dec 8, 2011 14:34:33 GMT -5
Makes sense. Vince, The Bellas, and Kofi did go visit some troops. The Bellas do that kind of stuff constantly.
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Post by Krazee on Dec 8, 2011 14:35:48 GMT -5
yeah, those sluts!
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 8, 2011 14:38:36 GMT -5
So is that Nikki or Brie in the above pic? 'Cause my theory has always been that Brie is the hotter one but that could change.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2011 14:40:27 GMT -5
I'm a big fan of the Bellas, so I wholeheartedly approve of more Bella Twins screen time.
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 8, 2011 15:32:21 GMT -5
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 8, 2011 16:20:47 GMT -5
Vince just got around to watching The Parent Trap, so you can see why he would feel this way.
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Post by Tarik Dee on Dec 8, 2011 16:32:15 GMT -5
Vince McMahon doesn't believe in romantic love. In fact, he doesn't even KNOW what love is!
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 8, 2011 16:45:12 GMT -5
Vince goes into public toilets, and pisses on the seat. He walks around in the summer time, and says "How about this heat?" and parks in handicap spaces while they make handicap faces! ok that might not be the next line but one of the few i still remember from that song.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2011 16:46:30 GMT -5
These are elves. They are making snow. They are very good at it, although on some days the snow comes out better than others. They are fed twice a week and do not get to see their families. One elf tried to escape this morning but he was shot in the head. Vince McMahon shot him in the ******* head.
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