The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 8, 2011 16:47:32 GMT -5
Vince McMahon booked the end of WrestleMania IX. He should be punished for that alone.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 8, 2011 16:49:26 GMT -5
In that case he should resign the Harris Brothers.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 8, 2011 16:53:19 GMT -5
Vince McMahon has ordered that The Bella Twins be made a priority according to the Wrestling Observer Newsletter. McMahon wants more time for The Bella Twins in terms of TV time, not necessarily when it comes to winning matches. Vince feels that The Bellas have strong public relations value since they are twins. He has lectured the WWE writing team recently about how they've blown so many easy storylines with the twins angle. These longtime WWE fans are both annoyed..  |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 8, 2011 16:56:46 GMT -5
It's difficult to do anything with the Bella Twins because they're a novelty act. You put them on double dates, you do the switch Killer Bees style, other then that, there's not much. One wrestler falls in love with one Twin, and then goes to make out with other twin, and comedy insues. I'm surprised they get so much love from Vinnie Mac, but he has been losing it in recent years.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 8, 2011 16:57:39 GMT -5
Well... okay, but you're paying. |
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Post by derickyuki on Dec 8, 2011 17:03:16 GMT -5
He just won't let go of this incest thing will he? Vince FIRMLY believes that twincest is wincest. |
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Post by johnnybaseball, Mantaur Fan on Dec 8, 2011 17:16:34 GMT -5
You know what Vince is gonna do? I'll tell you what he's going to do, he's going to get himself a Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah, and he's gonna drive around in that baby, going 115 miles per hour, sucking down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old fashioned, non-biodegradable styrofome containers, and when he's done sucking down those greaseball burgers, he's gonna toss the containers right out the side, and he's gonna wipe his mouth on the American flag, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Two words. Nuclear (blank) weapons, ok? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake and walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square, and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as Vince finds a cure for cancer, he's gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. Do you know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower, well, multiply that by fifteen million times, THAT'S how pissed off the Duke is gonna be. And he's gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinthorp, and a case of whiskey, and he's gonna drive down to Texas, and ...
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Dec 8, 2011 17:18:28 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is seriously crazy. Really! Most successful/creative people are not completely mentally stable. |
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Post by That Mickie Fan on Dec 8, 2011 17:19:11 GMT -5
The useless bellas should gtfo
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Post by gnr123 on Dec 8, 2011 17:37:52 GMT -5
You know what Vince is gonna do? I'll tell you what he's going to do, he's going to get himself a Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah, and he's gonna drive around in that baby, going 115 miles per hour, sucking down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old fashioned, non-biodegradable styrofome containers, and when he's done sucking down those greaseball burgers, he's gonna toss the containers right out the side, and he's gonna wipe his mouth on the American flag, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Two words. Nuclear (blank) weapons, ok? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake and walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square, and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as Vince finds a cure for cancer, he's gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. Do you know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower, well, multiply that by fifteen million times, THAT'S how pissed off the Duke is gonna be. And he's gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinthorp, and a case of whiskey, and he's gonna drive down to Texas, and ... I nearly spit out my Ginger Ale. ....he's going to find Stone Cold, shoot some deer, and feed it to Daniel Bryan during catering. Then he's going to go to The North Pole on Christmas, finds Santa Claus, and kick him in the balls. He then throw's on the red suit and drops the presents into the sea. Stuff like this is why I love this place. |
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 8, 2011 17:43:33 GMT -5
Vince just got around to watching The Parent Trap, so you can see why he would feel this way. Original or Remake.  |
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cherry coloured funk
ALF
discontinue the trout
I know that when I wear Ban-Lon, there does appear to be some jiggling...
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Post by cherry coloured funk on Dec 8, 2011 18:31:25 GMT -5
Vince McMahon ate the plums that were in the icebox, which I was probably saving for breakfast.
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anglarite
Don Corleone
...enchantment!
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Post by anglarite on Dec 8, 2011 19:56:14 GMT -5
The solution is simple: Write a feud which pushes Foley and the Bellas in the same time. Vince won't be able to decide if he wants to cancel it to no-push Foley or to support it to push the Bellas, so he would enter in an infinite loop.
Then bring in Sara del Rey as the third Bella triplet. (It will require some clever editing)
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 8, 2011 20:08:37 GMT -5
Vince just got around to watching The Parent Trap, so you can see why he would feel this way. Original or Remake. It's Vince, what do you think? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2011 21:36:24 GMT -5
The solution is simple: Write a feud which pushes Foley and the Bellas in the same time. Vince won't be able to decide if he wants to cancel it to no-push Foley or to support it to push the Bellas, so he would enter in an infinite loop. Then bring in Sara del Rey as the third Bella triplet. (It will require some clever editing) Just say she's the third Bella triplet, but have the Bellas (including SDR) no-sell people saying how they look nothing alike. And then have SDR do the twin magic thing. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2011 21:40:13 GMT -5
Maybe I'm just weird, maybe I'm just sick of Foley, but I'd rather watch a storyline with the Bellas than him.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Dec 8, 2011 22:07:27 GMT -5
You know what Vince is gonna do? I'll tell you what he's going to do, he's going to get himself a Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah, and he's gonna drive around in that baby, going 115 miles per hour, sucking down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old fashioned, non-biodegradable styrofome containers, and when he's done sucking down those greaseball burgers, he's gonna toss the containers right out the side, and he's gonna wipe his mouth on the American flag, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Two words. Nuclear (blank) weapons, ok? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake and walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square, and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as Vince finds a cure for cancer, he's gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. Do you know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower, well, multiply that by fifteen million times, THAT'S how pissed off the Duke is gonna be. And he's gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinthorp, and a case of whiskey, and he's gonna drive down to Texas, and ... A! S-S! H-O! L-E! Everybody! |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 8, 2011 22:08:14 GMT -5
Vince McMahon took my mother, Dorothy Schlapowitz, out to a nice seafood dinner, and then never called her again.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 8, 2011 22:10:48 GMT -5
Vince McMahon took my mother, Dorothy Schlapowitz, out to a nice seafood dinner, and then never called her again. But your mother is a saint though! A saint! |
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Post by Citizen Snips on Dec 8, 2011 22:17:49 GMT -5
At Halloween, Vince gives all the kids spiders and bottlecaps.
For Christmas, he throws garbage on their lawn.
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