jobber2thestars
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jan 12, 2006 18:44:48 GMT -5
I have been thinking the same thing. After thinking about it, it's more of a monkey-butt, then him going bald.
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Post by themagnificentmoo on Jan 12, 2006 18:59:09 GMT -5
He could just let it go bald without shaving for his new gimmick.
Master goes on hiatus because of a "injury" that keeps him out for a month or two. Suddenly on one Raw, Friar Ferguson comes out to the ring claiming that he visited a wrestler and helped him "see the light." Suddenly, the sound of a bell tolls and monks begin singing Chris Master's theme.
Chris Masters comes out in a brown robe with his bald head. He flexes and is dubbed "The Master Monk."
Yeah, that one sucked.
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Jan 12, 2006 19:05:50 GMT -5
I got a nice look at his masterful bald spot from the 11th row on Sunday. STER-OIDS.
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Post by Iron Sheik Yerbouti on Jan 12, 2006 19:56:56 GMT -5
One of my best friends went bald very young (17).. hes cool about it now (hes 21) cause he has a really hot girlfriend... anyways he takes great pleasure pointing out various balding wrestlers.
His latest ? The Big Show.. the guy was bald, now his hair is thicker than it was in 2003.
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Post by The Deadly Snake on Jan 12, 2006 20:04:54 GMT -5
There is nothing wrong with having a receding hairline! Trying to hide it with comb overs is kind of messed up though. At the slow rate I am receding I give it 5 more years and then I am going for the Angle cut. It actually looks worse when you grow your hair longer. Yeah, if you have long hair EXCEPT in the bald spot, it makes you look pretty old. No hair < obvious bald spot. |
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Post by Iron Sheik Yerbouti on Jan 12, 2006 20:07:01 GMT -5
Devin Townsend pwns them all..  |
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beastboy
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Post by beastboy on Jan 12, 2006 20:30:12 GMT -5
He could always borrow Faarooq's old headgear.
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Jan 12, 2006 20:34:52 GMT -5
Ye, what is the deal with Show's hair. It looks like he has a perfect hairline now but we know he doesn't. Combover?
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Post by Magneto on Jan 12, 2006 20:38:15 GMT -5
When you go bald, at any age, cut all your hair off and go the Stone Cold route. Very simple.
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Post by slopslopslop on Jan 12, 2006 20:44:08 GMT -5
People have weird hair patterns, but with Chris Masters looks steroids might be it.
But I dunno, i'm only 18 and my hair has thinned.
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Post by Iron Sheik Yerbouti on Jan 12, 2006 20:46:01 GMT -5
Ye, what is the deal with Show's hair. It looks like he has a perfect hairline now but we know he doesn't. Combover? Theres medication you can take, my friend tried it.. but the shit has wacky side effects... He started to grow boobs and the other one almost made him have a heart attack. He had a total breakdown over all this shit... keep in mind the poor guy was 19. Being one of his best friends, i sort of stuck with him and told him to get over it. The dude went stone cold with the goatee and the damn bastard gets more female compliments than I do with my long hair. Anyways i bet Big Show is using that stuff.. |
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 13, 2006 0:29:14 GMT -5
Hair is a funny thing. I worried a little bit about my hair when I was a teen (not too much mind you. Perfect hair wouldn't make me handsome.  ). I started out with a fairly high hairline ( a fivehead, if you will), but I'm 30 now and my hair shows no signs of going anywhere. Hair loss is based off of your mother's genetics, so based off of my grandpa on my mom's side, I'm good for a few more decades. My brothers are actually half brothers, and they're in trouble. The next oldest of us 4 boys is 23, and he already went with the Angle look. Show might not use those medicines, he can afford good plugs or even hair grafts. He keeps it short; if he did have something done, he won't get Rod Price'd. |
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Post by Mista T on Jan 13, 2006 0:32:58 GMT -5
Why all these hair topics?
Maybe Masters could make a toupee out of Shawn's chest hair?
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Post by jaybl on Jan 13, 2006 0:36:45 GMT -5
He should consult the House Of Masters...
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Post by Whoa. on Jan 13, 2006 0:47:07 GMT -5
 Masters is going bald because I used vast sums of money to administer death-murder on his head. He will never have Perfect Hair Forever. |
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Post by kev1974 on Jan 13, 2006 16:06:15 GMT -5
Whats with HBK and Big Show waxing their chests while were at it?
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Post by jaybl on Jan 13, 2006 17:21:14 GMT -5
Whats with HBK and Big Show waxing their chests while were at it? Probably with Big Show it keeps his weight under 600 pounds. |
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Post by Iron Sheik Yerbouti on Jan 13, 2006 17:29:47 GMT -5
Maybe they eat their chest hair hoping it'll regrow on their head ala Tommy Dreamer..
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Post by thehatman on Jan 13, 2006 17:35:56 GMT -5
Hmm...
Honestly, society's fear about bodily hair could lead to a bald masterpiece. Shaves it all off in order to become more masterpiecesque.
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BrianZane
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Post by BrianZane on Jan 17, 2006 0:27:17 GMT -5
We probably shouldn't just dismiss Masters' bald spot as steroids. As a few people here have brought up, they know people in their teens and 20s who are already balding. Here's another example: Billy Corgan (lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins) used to have long flowing hair, then when he started going bald, he shaved it all off. Does it look like Corgan uses steroids?
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). I started out with a fairly high hairline ( a fivehead, if you will), but I'm 30 now and my hair shows no signs of going anywhere. Hair loss is based off of your mother's genetics, so based off of my grandpa on my mom's side, I'm good for a few more decades. My brothers are actually half brothers, and they're in trouble. The next oldest of us 4 boys is 23, and he already went with the Angle look.
