adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 10, 2021 3:57:36 GMT -5
Lust of the Dead *DVD* Also known as “Rape Zombie” this takes the “infected” genre to a place only the Japanese could take it to. All the men of the world have become horny zombies. Rather than ripping their victims bodies to shreds they just rip their clothes to shreds. If one ejaculates inside a woman she dies. Tons of boobs but none of it is really erotic save one lesbian scene. And some better gore than usual from Japan, although still really bad. What it does do that I like is how it paints men as horny zombies (how is this too far from real life?), feminists as just idiots and a nice dig at the US military too.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jan 10, 2021 7:22:33 GMT -5
One Day Adam I want to see some good pics of your DVD/Blu Ray shelves.
Watched the Blumhouse Fantasy Island movie earlier.
It looks decent for how low the budget was. I knew 4 of the cast before watching it and only Michael Pena had been in stuff I really enjoyed,well I guess Katy Keene wasn't horrible.
Like how they took lots of the kids/teens in the 70s/80s theories about Fantasy Island and made a film out of it. Just needed a full on fistfight between Roarke and the Devil.
Worth catching streaming or a cheap rental.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 10, 2021 17:09:02 GMT -5
One Day Adam I want to see some good pics of your DVD/Blu Ray shelves. al. It’s not that crazy. But what I lack in quantity I make up in quality I’ve got a few more in transit: DVD-R of the Japanese Guinea Pig series, the Song of Solomon (even though its free on Tubi it belongs in my collection), PMS Cop, Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad and the original Nuke ‘Em High trilogy boxed set
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 10, 2021 18:07:52 GMT -5
One Day Adam I want to see some good pics of your DVD/Blu Ray shelves. al. It’s not that crazy. But what I lack in quantity I make up in quality I’ve got a few more in transit: DVD-R of the Japanese Guinea Pig series, the Song of Solomon (even though its free on Tubi it belongs in my collection), PMS Cop, Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad and the original Nuke ‘Em High trilogy boxed set How is that Grindhouse Experience set? I’ve seen it pop up here and there for not too much.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 10, 2021 18:42:48 GMT -5
It’s not that crazy. But what I lack in quantity I make up in quality I’ve got a few more in transit: DVD-R of the Japanese Guinea Pig series, the Song of Solomon (even though its free on Tubi it belongs in my collection), PMS Cop, Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad and the original Nuke ‘Em High trilogy boxed set How is that Grindhouse Experience set? I’ve seen it pop up here and there for not too much. It’s okay. I really only wanted horror and exploitation and it had a bit of that. It had a lot of genres. The quality of the movies is all terrible but I think that was left on purpose. The good ones I remember were Womens Prison 187. I’m not into WIP movies but this one was good and gritty. The Children (there’s a lot of movies with that title, rhis one is from 1980) was good but the bad quality hurt it. Savage Man Savage Beast was interesting but it (and all the movies for that matter) was slightly edited. There were a couple good action movies.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 11, 2021 6:45:35 GMT -5
If I had them setup properly I'd take a photo of my horror collection but at the moment they are sitting in a heavy suitcase, until I find some space/shelving.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 13, 2021 5:15:35 GMT -5
Lust of the Dead 2 *DVD* The first one wasn’t very serious but this one turned the schlock up a notch. Zombies with gigantic prosthetic penises. Cyborg terminator girls immune to toxic semen. Somewhere in there was a story but if I wanted that I’d watch something that doesn’t also go by the title “Rape Zombie”. The gore is turned up a notch in this instalment and is surprisingly good for a Japanese ultra-gore movie. Pre-zombification men are made to look really pathetic. The only surviving males are Otaku, aka pathetic virgins who spend the whole day on their computers. There’s a story that ties into the first one. But ultimately: boobs. Lots of boobs. 10/10
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jan 14, 2021 19:21:25 GMT -5
It is Romero's resolve to end the saga with a large scale production, or not at all. - Fangoria issue 43.
Sure George.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 15, 2021 4:49:02 GMT -5
Microwave Massacre *Tubi* This may be one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in my life. A middle aged man who’s reached the doldrums of life and just wants a decent meal finally has it with his wife and chops her to pieces. When he accidentally eats her hand he discovers the meal he’s been looking for is human meat. You’d think the joke would wear thin after an hour but they keep throwing something else in to keep it fresh. How this didn’t spawn ten sequels, a Saturday morning cartoon and a bad reboot thirty years later is beyond me? Jackie Vernon (known to most as the voice of Frosty the Snowman) is pure gold. But the supporting characters are all hilarious too. There’s no real gore other than obviously fake prosthetics but I was too busy laughing to care.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 15, 2021 9:02:42 GMT -5
Microwave Massacre *Tubi* This may be one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in my life. A middle aged man who’s reached the doldrums of life and just wants a decent meal finally has it with his wife and chops her to pieces. When he accidentally eats her hand he discovers the meal he’s been looking for is human meat. You’d think the joke would wear thin after an hour but they keep throwing something else in to keep it fresh. How this didn’t spawn ten sequels, a Saturday morning cartoon and a bad reboot thirty years later is beyond me? Jackie Vernon (known to most as the voice of Frosty the Snowman) is pure gold. But the supporting characters are all hilarious too. There’s no real gore other than obviously fake prosthetics but I was too busy laughing to care. I’m glad you enjoyed it, I loved it too! I caught it on Amazon Prime sometime within the last few years. I had been waiting a long time to see it and usually with a wait like that you get disappointed, but this one exceeded my expectations It gets pretty deep into surreal territory, but has enough dark comedy and whacky horror to keep your attention throughout. I remember a while back the only version of this I could find was a boutique label printing that went for like $30. Lovely print I bet, but I’m glad it popped up on Amazon Prime before I bit the bullet. Also, I like the whacky end credits that are designed to look like a French menu
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 15, 2021 11:04:08 GMT -5
Lust of the Dead 2 *DVD* The first one wasn’t very serious but this one turned the schlock up a notch. Zombies with gigantic prosthetic penises. Cyborg terminator girls immune to toxic semen. Somewhere in there was a story but if I wanted that I’d watch something that doesn’t also go by the title “Rape Zombie”. The gore is turned up a notch in this instalment and is surprisingly good for a Japanese ultra-gore movie. Pre-zombification men are made to look really pathetic. The only surviving males are Otaku, aka pathetic virgins who spend the whole day on their computers. There’s a story that ties into the first one. But ultimately: boobs. Lots of boobs. 10/10 Remember when Zack Snyder said he was putting out a project that was literally just these movies but without a hint of comedy or self-awareness?
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 15, 2021 16:40:33 GMT -5
Lust of the Dead 2 *DVD* The first one wasn’t very serious but this one turned the schlock up a notch. Zombies with gigantic prosthetic penises. Cyborg terminator girls immune to toxic semen. Somewhere in there was a story but if I wanted that I’d watch something that doesn’t also go by the title “Rape Zombie”. The gore is turned up a notch in this instalment and is surprisingly good for a Japanese ultra-gore movie. Pre-zombification men are made to look really pathetic. The only surviving males are Otaku, aka pathetic virgins who spend the whole day on their computers. There’s a story that ties into the first one. But ultimately: boobs. Lots of boobs. 10/10 Remember when Zack Snyder said he was putting out a project that was literally just these movies but without a hint of comedy or self-awareness? I don’t Was he going to leave the boobs?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 15, 2021 17:14:01 GMT -5
Remember when Zack Snyder said he was putting out a project that was literally just these movies but without a hint of comedy or self-awareness? I don’t Was he going to leave the boobs? Oh probably. But it would be set to Leonard Cohen. He went on this bizarre tangent about how his miniseries would be more dark and mature because unlike other movies his zombies would rape women.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 15, 2021 19:56:14 GMT -5
I don’t Was he going to leave the boobs? Oh probably. But it would be set to Leonard Cohen. He went on this bizarre tangent about how his miniseries would be more dark and mature because unlike other movies his zombies would rape women. I’m gonna file that one under “glad it didn’t happen”
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jan 15, 2021 21:40:22 GMT -5
Just taking a quick glance at your shelves Adam I got like 94 of the films I can make out on there.
Nice collection. One day I will get my shelves organized again and take new pics.Debating on if I will mix the DVDs,Blu Rays and VHS together or do it format/genre/alphabetical.
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Post by DSR on Jan 16, 2021 0:09:06 GMT -5
Oh probably. But it would be set to Leonard Cohen. He went on this bizarre tangent about how his miniseries would be more dark and mature because unlike other movies his zombies would rape women. I’m gonna file that one under “glad it didn’t happen” As far as I know, it's still coming later this year.
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 16, 2021 1:02:58 GMT -5
Just taking a quick glance at your shelves Adam I got like 94 of the films I can make out on there. Nice collection. One day I will get my shelves organized again and take new pics.Debating on if I will mix the DVDs,Blu Rays and VHS together or do it format/genre/alphabetical. Great minds think alike
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 16, 2021 3:31:05 GMT -5
Thanatomorphose *DVD* A beautiful young woman who’s pretty much given up all hope literally starts to rot and decompose as if she’s as dead as she feels inside. Considerably slow but paced as it should be. The long runtime and slow pacing suit the matter of dying a slow death. Extremely artsy and gory but those are two things I love. There are a few parts that could have been cut from its somewhat bloated 100 minute runtime but this is one you can’t take your eyes off of. [EDIT] also included on the DVD release from Unearthed Films are a few of director Éric Falardeau’s short movies (Purgatory, Coming Home and la Petite Mort) and they’re equally as captivating.
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 17, 2021 3:09:53 GMT -5
Lust of the Dead 3 *DVD* A lot of those movie was scenes from the second movie, which themselves were scenes of the first movie. Thankfully the scene from the second movie was the one girl masturbating to the memories of her lesbian experience with another girl from in the first movie. Oh Japan. During my vast research of this series I think I came to the realization that the second to fifth movies in the series are one movie cut up into four parts with those repeated scene to bulk the instalments to an hour apiece. And sadly I don’t think those last two movies are available in Region 1. Makes me sad because I may never know how this epic series ends. ... Why am I putting so much into this review? BOOBS! The talking corpse is back and he’s hilarious. BOOBS!!! The story does get interesting this time around. BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!! ... BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by prettynami on Jan 17, 2021 4:35:44 GMT -5
I want to know what comes with savory seafood!!!! Those lust of the dead sound so stupid they would be great, but I am afraid to look into them out of fear of judgement... Hahahaha. Ho boy. I did make my friends watch a 4 hour shibari demonstration for the laughs, so maybe the judgement wouldn't be too far from where it is already cast...
I guess I should contribute instead of just flying in and out with a pointless comment or two... Recently watched IN A GLASS CAGE (1981) and THE CHILDREN (1980). I liked them both, but IN A GLASS CAGE is definitely... an acquired taste? Hmmm, that not right because it makes me sound like the dirt worst. Well anyways, the pacing and subject matter would probably leave a lot of people turning it off before it ends... Which would be unfortunate because the ending makes the movie - although I feel like that too would have a lot of people being angry and or confused. It's a tad pretentious, but I found it interesting. THE CHILDREN was an fun spin on Zombie movies with all kinds of different new (radioactive) zombie powers and rules including Hug Induced Acidic Clouds. Plus, I am a sucker for children getting shot and maimed in bad movies. Oh my. The two main characters are fun and the story moved at a good clip - the corpse effects are so terrible they are almost good (albeit a tad repetitive). It's a bit paint by numbers cause I could call most of the beats out - but that's not the worst thing... Sometimes its nice to be enveloped in a cozy plot that is just fun and different enough.
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