The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on May 30, 2012 5:35:10 GMT -5
After combing over all the evidence and speaking with all the suspects and witnesses, I have come to the conclusion that the murderer was none other than... *lights go out* *indistinct noises* *lights come back on* Blergh! I am dead!  |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on May 30, 2012 5:38:23 GMT -5
NOOOOOOO! He was so young....Now we'll never know who did it!
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dav
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,045
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Post by dav on May 30, 2012 5:42:11 GMT -5
Bags I get his wallet.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on May 30, 2012 5:42:41 GMT -5
Dibs on his shoes. And pants.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 30, 2012 6:25:27 GMT -5
Can I use his body for a Weekend At Bernies style romp?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 30, 2012 7:34:25 GMT -5
*Whistles nonchalantly, sidling out the side door with my hands behind my back*
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
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Post by theryno665 on May 30, 2012 7:49:49 GMT -5
Lights going out? People getting murdered?
It's gotta be the Undatakah, playa!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on May 30, 2012 7:59:21 GMT -5
Can I use his body for a Weekend At Bernies style romp? Depends, is he rich enough to make it worth your while and can I come? |
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 30, 2012 10:13:06 GMT -5
dibs on his porn.
also i say it was miss scarlett in the study with professor plum.
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on May 30, 2012 10:18:29 GMT -5
THAT MEANS THAT MURDER IS...ONE OF US IN THIS VERY THREAD!
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 10:23:06 GMT -5
I did it. In the Hall. With the revolver.
Okay Chief, take em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.
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Post by Munkie91087 on May 30, 2012 10:23:59 GMT -5
Nobody move!!!!! One of you is a...murderer.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 30, 2012 10:27:50 GMT -5
Nobody move!!!!! One of you is a...murderer. It's clearly you...for murdering our hearts with love! |
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 30, 2012 12:12:03 GMT -5
The Sam is dead. Murdered. And someone's responsible.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,701
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Post by Square on May 30, 2012 12:24:05 GMT -5
I know who killed The Sam. The name of the individual that killed him is...
*Lights go out*
*Indistict noises*
*Lights come back on to show Square stabbed with a broadsword*
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Post by Munkie91087 on May 30, 2012 13:31:00 GMT -5
Guys! I know who killed Square. It was right in front of us this whole time, and I will gladly reveal the information...right...about....
*lights go out*
*sensual moans*
*lights come back on to reveal Munkie drowned with honey*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,578
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 30, 2012 13:40:48 GMT -5
It was Mr. Powell! The evidence has been there all along!
*holds up bag reading "EVIDENCE"*
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The QC Loser
Hank Scorpio
Come on follow my Twitter I'm cool!
Posts: 6,241
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Post by The QC Loser on May 30, 2012 13:51:14 GMT -5
Alright we just need to find the poster named Blergh
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
Posts: 15,727
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on May 30, 2012 17:32:14 GMT -5
I guess I should do my job.
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the4whoare1
Bubba Ho-Tep
Eat Sleep Conquer Repeat!!!!
Posts: 621
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Post by the4whoare1 on May 30, 2012 22:14:30 GMT -5
Nobody move!!!!. A fuse Is Out!!!!
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
