Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Sept 22, 2011 11:58:42 GMT -5
(Video had WWE footage in it so it had to be removed - lildude)
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 22, 2011 12:00:20 GMT -5
Why does this woman think she was ever relevant again?
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Post by fazzle on Sept 22, 2011 12:52:17 GMT -5
Because she has enough idiots who will gladly tell her she's relevant.
Next question: Why do people keep telling her she's relevant?
Answer: Boobs
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Post by moneyman20 on Sept 22, 2011 12:59:21 GMT -5
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Altabane
Unicron
Burying People For Free
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Post by Altabane on Sept 22, 2011 14:21:24 GMT -5
That was just about the worst acting ever.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 22, 2011 15:03:25 GMT -5
Unless it's reenacting vintage Betty Page bondage, I don't care what she is doing.
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Sept 22, 2011 15:26:49 GMT -5
This is going to be a rant, and I'd say this to her directly if the opportunity presented itself:
Home girl, seriously, as former fan, get yo s*** together.
Reevaluate your life and be honest with yourself on what you want out it. Because all I'm seeing is that you're pursuing fame as career and not the other way around. You've quit and comeback to wrestling chronically, you do T&A shoots/shows and don't put time into acting classes or plays but yet want to be taken seriously as an actress. And you do stuff like this, which makes you come off as desperate and delusional.
We all go through times in our lives where we take one step back in life to go two steps forward. Changing course and rethinking things (Hell, I'm going through it as we speak). If acting is what you want to do, then humble yourself, take some more acting lessons, do some community plays and learn your craft. And financially suck it up and get a part-time job and get you by, like any other struggling actor does.
If you want to be a wrestler again, then (once again) humble yourself, go and retrain, and evolve as in-ring performer, so you have something different to offer when you're re-evaluated by bookers. So what if TNA doesn't want you? The girls of Shimmer and WSU are doing fine. But you damn sure gonna need to re-train to be able to taken seriously by them and to hang with those girls.
If you honestly don't want either, then move-on and search for want makes you happy in life. What do you enjoy doing that you could turn into a career? And pursue that. But what you doing now ain't working.
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Post by Young Game on Sept 22, 2011 17:44:36 GMT -5
Hal Sparks has a band?
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Post by dlg3000 on Sept 22, 2011 18:48:30 GMT -5
So, has she tried reality tv yet?
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2011 18:50:04 GMT -5
So, has she tried reality tv yet? She was attached to some "Find the Next Elvira" show but didn't get that far. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 22, 2011 19:14:12 GMT -5
Oh, that Shelly Martinez!
What will she try next?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2011 19:18:12 GMT -5
Shelly is desperately starved for attention. She wants to be famous so badly that it's embarrassing.
She may also use the internet more than Matt Hardy, which is no small feat.
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Post by CrazySting on Sept 22, 2011 19:30:16 GMT -5
Shelly is desperately starved for attention. She wants to be famous so badly that it's embarrassing. Exactly. I don't think it's even about wrestling, she just wants the fame. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2011 19:31:21 GMT -5
I know "Salinas" is Serge's last name but, I swear, when she showed up in TNA, I was like, "They named you after your boobies, didn't they?" Saline and all.
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Post by That Mickie Fan on Sept 22, 2011 19:47:48 GMT -5
She is annoying.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 19:51:37 GMT -5
She has no upper lip and it bothers me.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 22, 2011 19:57:16 GMT -5
There's always porn. Again.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2011 19:59:29 GMT -5
There's always porn. Again. Has she done hardcore yet? I'd be willing to check it out for research purposes. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 22, 2011 20:04:14 GMT -5
I think it was just the one weird video where she was smoking and whatnot. So far anyway.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Sept 22, 2011 21:17:18 GMT -5
Unless it's reenacting vintage Betty Page bondage, I don't care what she is doing. |
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