FAWA Promo Thread #15

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Actually, my comparison was accurate because you and Avatar both still suck. And you choke when it matters most.

And I suggest you think twice about threatening Moo Moo because you won't have just Bull wanting to rip you in half.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Jan 9, 2013 19:30:49 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Actually, my comparison was accurate because you and Avatar both still suck. And you choke when it matters most.

And I suggest you think twice about threatening Moo Moo because you won't have just Bull wanting to rip you in half.

You're talking to a former world champion here. Who won the belt the same way your brother who you idolize, won it. I don't choke. You on the other hand, do exactly that.

And when I beat you and advance to the Lord of the Ring, you will be forced to accept the fact that I am and always will be better than you.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Jan 9, 2013 19:55:20 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Jan 9, 2013 19:30:49 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Actually, my comparison was accurate because you and Avatar both still suck. And you choke when it matters most.

And I suggest you think twice about threatening Moo Moo because you won't have just Bull wanting to rip you in half.

You're talking to a former world champion here. Who won the belt the same way your brother who you idolize, won it. I don't choke. You on the other hand, do exactly that.

And when I beat you and advance to the Lord of the Ring, you will be forced to accept the fact that I am and always will be better than you.

I'm not going to admit shit because i ain't gonna lose. YOU, on the other hand, will choke AGAIN and do nothing but make excuses AGAIN.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Jan 9, 2013 20:07:33 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Jan 9, 2013 19:55:20 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

You're talking to a former world champion here. Who won the belt the same way your brother who you idolize, won it. I don't choke. You on the other hand, do exactly that.

And when I beat you and advance to the Lord of the Ring, you will be forced to accept the fact that I am and always will be better than you.

I'm not going to admit s*** because i ain't gonna lose. YOU, on the other hand, will choke AGAIN and do nothing but make excuses AGAIN.

Keep talking because everytime you do, you will just make it even more sweeter when you fail once again like you have always done against me.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Jan 9, 2013 20:19:42 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Jan 9, 2013 20:07:33 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

I'm not going to admit s*** because i ain't gonna lose. YOU, on the other hand, will choke AGAIN and do nothing but make excuses AGAIN.

Keep talking because everytime you do, you will just make it even more sweeter when you fail once again like you have always done against me.

"Always"? "Always"?! Man, you ARE Delusional!

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

SHUT THE f*** UP AND JUST FIGHT ALREADY!!!

[Bull Ant]

Please! My lil sis could beat you on her best day even on her worst. But why Im I not surprised Seth that when someone gives you lip you dont go after them. You go after someone they know *gets in seths face and snorts* If you want to go up against an Ant than how about me Little man. *turns to leave but stops* Oh! I almost forgot to ask! Hows Ryan?

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Bull, I wouldn't know how Ryan is, I havent talked to him in weeks. Oh and you do know that your sister couldnt beat me with one arm tied behind my back and when I had both arms, your rear end needed to save her. And as far as your challenge goes, I'll have to look at my schedule because as you can see with my Interforums Title shot and the Lord of the Ring tournament, I'm a bit busy.

Hayden, you're gonna have to make me be quiet and seeing as how you couldnt beat me when I was sick, I strongly doubt you could shut me up.

Marshall, maybe I have delusions of grandeur. But honestly, I am just twisted enough to get what I want done.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I see you are a man who likes to have the last word, Seth Drakin. I will not be drawn into such childish games-

*says something in ancient Moldavian*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I see you are a man who likes to have the last word, Seth Drakin. I will not be drawn into such childish games-

*says something in ancient Moldavian*

[Connor Mackenzie]

*A camera moves along a hallway in the back of the Parts Unknown Arena before stopping at a locker room door. It opens, a member of the medical team coming out and allowing the cameraman in as Connor Mackenzie is moving his arms and stretching out. A doctor nods approvingly.*

Doctor: Alright Mr. Mackenzie, looks like you should be alright. That hit you received earlier appears to have had no lasting damage. You came out pretty lucky I think.

*Connor looks to the Doctor before hearing a bing on his iphone and picks it up from a chair. His brow furrowing he shakes his head and sets it back down.*

CM: I'm thinking luck had nothing to do with it Doc...

*The doctor pauses before nodding and making his exit, Connor looks at the camera as the Doctor leaves, pausing to wait for the door to close.*

CM: I know I probably knocked what marbles you had left around a bit Dupoe but it would seem that you still have an axe to grind. I just would have thought you would have been man enough to do it yourself instead of sending some lackey. The sad thing is this time you've just done the opposite of what you wanted to accomplish. I'm going to Lord of the Ring. And I am going to win the tournament.

*Connor lets out a breath before looking to change gears.*

CM: But next week, I face the FAWA Television Champ, one Bull Ant. Bull, I respect you and the Ant Colony. You've all fought with honour and being in the ring with you is something I'm looking forward to. But you need to know that I don't take any match less serious. When you step in the ring with me you are stepping into the ring with the most innovative wrestler this company has to offer. I don't give anything but one hundred percent. And come the next Niteraw you better not give anything less. The tv title is a wonderful thing, but still something has eluded every person that has held it. It's greatest reward also seems to be its bane. But I intend to rectify that Bull. So enjoy the tv title while you can.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

So I don't deserve a title shot, Gus? Isn't that a shame...oh wait! NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!

I earned my title shot by beating my friend, Jonathan Michaels. At Wrestlecrapocalypse I won the Thunderdome match and you snatched my title away from me with that damn briefcase. Then you have the audacity to tell me I don't deserve a title shot? I don't see you beating three other guys in the Thunderdome, Gus. You came in and picked up the scraps like a hyena.

Then you paraded yourself around in the ring like you won the damn lottery. Calling me a whiny bitch...is that the only insult you have for me? You think you are special because you cashed in a briefcase to win the title? I did all the work, Gus. ALL OF IT!!!

You know, ever since you took offense to me calling myself the greatest Inter-Forum champion, which I still am by the way, you've been a hell of a pain. I don't know why you felt that you had to pick a fight with me. It doesn't matter anymore though. You stole my dream of being Undisputed Champion, Gus. That means I will do anything to take those titles from you.

At Lord of the Ring, not only will become Lord of the Ring, but I WILL become Heavyweight champion. Your little fantasy world ends soon, Gus. Welcome to my nightmare.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I'm sorry, were you saying something? I can't hear you over the combined sounds of your whining and the sounds of all of my work finally paying off.

I'm going to greatly enjoy watching Anti beat you next week. And then I'm going to enjoy silencing your constant whining and remaining Triple Champion. Because I don't care about your lame delusions of greatness or your perceived destiny. I only believe in proving that absolutely nobody is capable of dethroning the Predator Knight.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Aaron, only half of that has any kind of chance of occurring.

You will not get another one over on me I swear it Enigma!

This is all I have left! Just like your next oppurtuinity at Gus is all you have left!

If you lose here and then lose at Lord of the ring, What credibility will you have left?

Enigma, this is it, the rubber match and I garuntee you won't get me again.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Gus, you believe that you want to be Edge. Well you can believe whatever your little heads desires. Heck, you can believe that you are in Candy Land and I am Gloppy the Chocolate Monster for all I care.

What I said out there was the truth. You wanted to be like me and I gave you that. I gave you a quest to get revenge for your princess against a Pantheon-like group in my Fallen. You did that and then you cashed in your briefcase on a weakened champion just like I did.

When we fight for your Interforums Title, I am going to do more for you than you ask because I will give you all the chances in the world to complete the circle and become me. I want our match to be a no rules match so you can do whatever your heart desires.

Can you do it. Can you end me and replace me in that way. You better because if you don't, I will take that title away from you.

I will also beat your invalid

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I don't think so. I'm sticking with the same standard rules that I won two of my championships under. You won't get either the satisfaction of beating me or the satisfaction of turning me into you.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Are you sure?

It's time.

[Jeremy Dupoe]

Jan 11, 2013 22:46:21 GMT -5 Connor Mackenzie said:

*A camera moves along a hallway in the back of the Parts Unknown Arena before stopping at a locker room door. It opens, a member of the medical team coming out and allowing the cameraman in as Connor Mackenzie is moving his arms and stretching out. A doctor nods approvingly.*

Doctor: Alright Mr. Mackenzie, looks like you should be alright. That hit you received earlier appears to have had no lasting damage. You came out pretty lucky I think.

*Connor looks to the Doctor before hearing a bing on his iphone and picks it up from a chair. His brow furrowing he shakes his head and sets it back down.*

CM: I'm thinking luck had nothing to do with it Doc...

*The doctor pauses before nodding and making his exit, Connor looks at the camera as the Doctor leaves, pausing to wait for the door to close.*

CM: I know I probably knocked what marbles you had left around a bit Dupoe but it would seem that you still have an axe to grind. I just would have thought you would have been man enough to do it yourself instead of sending some lackey. The sad thing is this time you've just done the opposite of what you wanted to accomplish. I'm going to Lord of the Ring. And I am going to win the tournament.

*Connor lets out a breath before looking to change gears.*

CM: But next week, I face the FAWA Television Champ, one Bull Ant. Bull, I respect you and the Ant Colony. You've all fought with honour and being in the ring with you is something I'm looking forward to. But you need to know that I don't take any match less serious. When you step in the ring with me you are stepping into the ring with the most innovative wrestler this company has to offer. I don't give anything but one hundred percent. And come the next Niteraw you better not give anything less. The tv title is a wonderful thing, but still something has eluded every person that has held it. It's greatest reward also seems to be its bane. But I intend to rectify that Bull. So enjoy the tv title while you can.

Lacky"? what "lacky", I know not of what your talking about, while it is true I am seeking my vengeance I had something in a "horrifically slow torment ending in either insanity or death"...that or kidnapping you in your sleep and giving you the full Pit and the pendulum experience but I sent no...unless...no, that isnt possible, you ruined the ritual...I have reading to do

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Bravo, Antihero! Bravo! You finally did something right. You knew you couldn't beat me fairly, so you cheated to win. I congratulate you on your win. I am sure your next opponent will be thrilled to know they are facing a cheater.

Honestly, I'm already going to win the Heavyweight title at Lord of the Ring. If I became Lord of the Ring AND Heavyweight champion...who would I face? Would the world collapse upon itself? Would Dr. Who make an episode about it? Who really knows, thankfully we don't have to worry about that.

The Heavyweight title I rightfully won inside Thunderdome will return to me at Lord of the Ring. Gus can be off taking his vacation and being completely rude to everyone because the Heavyweight title has made him arrogant. Calling me a member of the Whiny Bitch Club has made him complacent. Keep on deluding yourself, Gus. I'm not mad at being called a whiny bitch since it just means you refuse to believe the truth because you can't handle the truth.

I am not scared of you, Gus. If you think for one second you can intimidate me or get in my head with insults and acting all high and mighty you are dead wrong. I'm completely focused on beating you for that title. You stole my dream and my titles, Gus. I'm out for blood, and you are first on the chopping block. Just remember that when I leave you lying in the ring after I decimate you and take my Heavyweight title back, that you have nobody to blame but yourself for getting involved in something that was none of your business. I'll see you at Lord of the Ring, you might as well just hand me my title back right now though.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

The only person being arrogant is you, Enigma.

At Lord Of The Ring, you won't have an excuse after I beat you AGAIN. And I'M the one who'll be going into that match at a disadvantage. But of course, after I walk away STILL Triple Champion, you'll probably whine and cry your way into a rematch, just like you how you got a spot in Thunderdome.

Truth is, Enigma, you realize that without a title to boost your fragile little ego, you're NOTHING. After Lord Of The Ring, you'll still be NOTHING.