Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 9, 2013 0:27:05 GMT -5
Hoo Boy....Uhhhh...yeah.....Connor! Umm.....I'mma....uhhh I'mma....Wow.....Damn.....This Promoing thing is HARD!
You leave for a measly 6-8 months or so and you just forget EVERYTHING Don'cha?
I mean I KNOW i'm supposed top be all "YARRR!" and "Shiver Me Timbers!" and erm....."Scurvy?"
*Mulligan turns away from the Camera and begins hitting himself in the head*
(Whispering) Dammit Mulligan! Get it together!
*Slaps himself.......and takes a shot from the Grogskin*
Whoo! YEAH! YEAH!!! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Mad Pirate Mulligan is BACK BAY-BEE! WHOO! I've come back to become King of the Pirates! To do that .......I've gotta become Lord of the Ring!
Connor....I've never had a personal issue with you...until now! You're the first obstacle in my path to IMMORTALITY! You're gonna be the First to know the Brutality of My NEW Keelhauler IV (Pat. Pending).
I'll see you on NiteRaw!
~YARRRRRR!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2013 0:32:40 GMT -5
This match I have against Hayden will just be a small token on what I can do for this company.. I came at the closing of 2012, that was just a little introduction. But now, 2013 is the year that have the respect I deserve. And it should be from each and every one of you. I'm gonna keep this short because I haven't seen a lot of Michael Hayden. We'll see what happens, but I'm sure I'll get the upper hand and start my road to victory in FAWA.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 9, 2013 1:13:39 GMT -5
Connor Mackenzie......
Connor......Connor...Connor
YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
*Swig of Grog*
Both of You!
*Mulligan Looks lincensed...then eerily calm...his voice sounds dazed...dreamy*
Ohhh......what I'm gonna do to you.....(I'm so Angry)
First, I'm gonna tear your lips out.....(Yeah...tht's what I'm gonna Do)
Yeah.....Ya scared huh?
Next I'm gonna .........TEAR your arms outta the socket.
And ya wanna know what else? I'm gunna Hit 'cha....and you're gonna (Stretching the next word) Fall.
And I'm gonna look down.....and I'm gonna LAAAAAAAAUGH
But First......
FIIIRRRRRRRST!
(Immediately Bright and Cheery) I gotta Take a whiz!
*Previous intensity Returns*
Don't you Go anywhere!
You stay right here.......Right on this spot! I'll be back!
*Skips off Camera*
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2013 1:53:45 GMT -5
Aaron, congratulations for winning the Thunderdome.
On that night you were the better man, but unfortunately for you, you are my first round opponent in Lord of the Ring.
And before you go on your little tangent about how you beat me and you were robbed, remember that Thunderdome was the only time you've beaten me. I hold a 1 on 1 victory over you something you don't have over me.
Enigma, don't take it personally but you're getting between me and the world title, again, and this time I'm gonna move you out of my way.
2013 is the Era of the Enigma, Antihero. Honestly, it's nothing personal with me either, but nobody will get in the way of me achieving my dream.
Good to know.
Still, I was hoping for a slight challenge.
I mean, if you've given up hope already, beating you will be even easier than I thought.
See, Aaron, I'm actually grateful to you for costing me my title, now I have something to strive for again, and that's becoming the first THREE TIME FAWA Champion.
But come on, man, don't give up so easily, maybe I'll get food poisoning or something, you never know.
I know this may sound a little harsh coming from me, but you need to hear it, because this whiny little baby you're becoming isn't the Aaron I know.
Get your act together, suck it up and bring your A game.
I know I will.
You need to find yourself, which should be easy for the Head Detective, but if you don't, you will have nobody to blame to yourself.
And, cut. |
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jan 9, 2013 2:07:08 GMT -5
So, at least you've already written off our match as a lost cause.
Good to know.
Still, I was hoping for a slight challenge.
I mean, if you've given up hope already, beating you will be even easier than I thought.
See, Aaron, I'm actually grateful to you for costing me my title, now I have something to strive for again, and that's becoming the first THREE TIME FAWA Champion.
But come on, man, don't give up so easily, maybe I'll get food poisoning or something, you never know.
I know this may sound a little harsh coming from me, but you need to hear it, because this whiny little baby you're becoming isn't the Aaron I know.
Get your act together, suck it up and bring your A game.
I know I will.
You need to find yourself, which should be easy for the Head Detective, but if you don't, you will have nobody to blame to yourself.
And, cut.
Of course that brings me to our match. I won the Thunderdome and Gus ripped the title from me, JoNo. I don't really appreciate the fact that you are calling me a whiny little bitch like he does, however because you are a long-time friend, I'll think about it, because I know you are doing it for my own good.
Honestly, the two of us in a one on one match I was kind of hoping would wait until one of us was Heavyweight champion. The cards weren't dealt that way though, so on Niteraw I have to go through you to get my next chance at Richlen. "A game"? I'll need more than that, my friend. I'm going to bring the very best that I can muster like I do every single time I step into the ring. I can't even classify what "game" that is on a scale. It's just how I compete, JoNo.
I know you will do the same, since in the end, we have the same goal. It's time to find out which one of the Equalizers wants it more. All things created equal, JoNo. May the best man win. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 9, 2013 7:25:24 GMT -5
Connor Mackenzie......
Connor......Connor...Connor
YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
*Swig of Grog*
Both of You!
*Mulligan Looks lincensed...then eerily calm...his voice sounds dazed...dreamy*
Ohhh......what I'm gonna do to you.....(I'm so Angry)
First, I'm gonna tear your lips out.....(Yeah...tht's what I'm gonna Do)
Yeah.....Ya scared huh?
Next I'm gonna .........TEAR your arms outta the socket.
And ya wanna know what else? I'm gunna Hit 'cha....and you're gonna (Stretching the next word) Fall.
And I'm gonna look down.....and I'm gonna LAAAAAAAAUGH
But First......
FIIIRRRRRRRST!
(Immediately Bright and Cheery) I gotta Take a whiz!
*Previous intensity Returns*
Don't you Go anywhere!
You stay right here.......Right on this spot! I'll be back!
*Skips off Camera*
And by the way, if you're wondering which one to try and hit it's the one in the middle. *Connor can't help but grin as he crosses his arms over his chest.* |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 9, 2013 11:13:25 GMT -5
The only thing you'll do is what you've done on a regular basis: CHOKE. You're like the New England Patriots: you try to intimidate everyone into thinking you're the best. Well, guess what, my brother is Eli f***ing Manning. And when we face off, I'll be Peyton and knock you out. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 9, 2013 11:35:36 GMT -5
Yeah........here's the thing. New England has beaten Peyton's ass more than the opposite so you just basically admitted that you are going to LOSE. So yeah, congratulations for being a moron. I'm so going to enjoy beating you up. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 9, 2013 11:37:21 GMT -5
Like I said, Pats beat Peyton more than the opposite. Sure Peyton got a few wins, but most of the time.............Pats made that Manning their b****. And you will fail just as Peyton mostly has. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 9, 2013 17:35:36 GMT -5
Like I said, Pats beat Peyton more than the opposite. Sure Peyton got a few wins, but most of the time.............Pats made that Manning their b****. And you will fail just as Peyton mostly has. |
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2013 17:50:18 GMT -5
Oh for the love of God, would you two please...
SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Months, MONTHS DAMMIT, all I hear is back and forth between Seth Drakin and Transgression and Redemption. The childish insults, the name calling, the petty back and forth bullshit that ultimately serves no real purpose.
I heard this crap when I first started, and I was told to ignore it, that that's how it's done. Well to hell with that. This name calling, the whole "Marsha" and "Betty" shit, it does nothing but prove that this is just some schoolyard bullshit that serves no purpose in a wrestling company.
You two got beef? FIGHT. Novel idea ain't it? Instead of back and forth bickering, fight. Fight all you want, cripple each other for all I give a damn, but enough with this crap. Because believe me, I'm not the only one sick of it.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 9, 2013 18:08:05 GMT -5
You're Hulk Hogan and I'm Nick Bockwinkel. Only this Bockwinkel is getting cheered. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 9, 2013 18:08:50 GMT -5
You're Hulk Hogan and I'm Nick Bockwinkel. Only this Bockwinkel is getting cheered. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 9, 2013 18:10:34 GMT -5
Oh for the love of God, would you two please...
SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Months, MONTHS DAMMIT, all I hear is back and forth between Seth Drakin and Transgression and Redemption. The childish insults, the name calling, the petty back and forth bulls*** that ultimately serves no real purpose.
I heard this crap when I first started, and I was told to ignore it, that that's how it's done. Well to hell with that. This name calling, the whole "Marsha" and "Betty" s***, it does nothing but prove that this is just some schoolyard bulls*** that serves no purpose in a wrestling company.
You two got beef? FIGHT. Novel idea ain't it? Instead of back and forth bickering, fight. Fight all you want, cripple each other for all I give a damn, but enough with this crap. Because believe me, I'm not the only one sick of it. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 9, 2013 18:12:05 GMT -5
Yeah, compare yourself to the guy who needed two screwjob finishes to beat Hogan and then only keep the belt because of a disqualification. Once again, you fail. |
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2013 18:22:44 GMT -5
And it still continues.
You two realize you're grown men, right? Grown men trading childish insults with one another.
What purpose does it serve? What do you get out of it? Because if it's just to prove you're better, might I suggest shutting up and fighting? Words have failed you both, so violence might be your answer.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 9, 2013 18:30:12 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sorry, I'll use somethin you can actually understand. I'm the hero chick and you're the aliens from Alien VS. Predator. And before you comment, I think you may want to think again about the aliens' gender. |
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Bull Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Jan 9, 2013 18:42:14 GMT -5
And it still continues.
You two realize you're grown men, right? Grown men trading childish insults with one another.
What purpose does it serve? What do you get out of it? Because if it's just to prove you're better, might I suggest shutting up and fighting? Words have failed you both, so violence might be your answer. *bull snorts* YEEESS! Less words, More Fists! Your men of Action not talk! |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 9, 2013 19:13:08 GMT -5
Michael, I believe me and you were in a match recently. Who won that match while suffering from bronchitis? I believe that was me.
I'll beat Marshall when the time comes to fight. But I don't fight for free in front of no one. So right now, I'm just proving that not only am I better than him in the ring, but I am better than him outside the ring.
By the way Marshall, nice of you to compare me to a movie that is the highest grossing movie of all time while you compare yourself to the lowest grossing movie to ever win Best Picture for that political tripe known as the Academy Awards. Marshall, I'm always going to be better than you in the most important things.
Oh and Bull, I know your little sister is a current champion and while I normally would not bother beating a champion of a belt I have won and am at this point, above it..................continue with your butting into my matters, I will make an exception by beating your sister within an inch of her life. And Bull, you know damn well I can do just that.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 9, 2013 19:30:33 GMT -5
Actually, my comparison was accurate because you and Avatar both still suck. And you choke when it matters most.
And I suggest you think twice about threatening Moo Moo because you won't have just Bull wanting to rip you in half.
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