FAWA Promo Thread #15

[Bull Ant]

*Comes in dancing and hugging her belt*

Moo: Im so Excited I Finally got my very First Title! And its the FAWA Championship!

*notices gift with her name on it*

Hm Doesnt say who its from.

*opens box revealing Hot wheels, picks up a couple then notices a jewlery box in it a Emerald Bracelet face lights up*

Ooh its Beautiful! I wish I knew who gave this to me, its must be a Secret Santa.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*All four members of Transgression And Redemption, one of whom looks slightly the worse for wear, are walking down the hall when they spot Enigma on a monitor. Richlen is the only one who doesn't burst into derisive laughter. Instead, he takes a nearby baseball bat and smashes the monitor in with it. This causes the others to laugh harder as they wall off together.*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Record against Seth "Betty" Drakin: 2-0.

Just sayin'.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

I am the Ultimate Survivor!!

And no, I didn't just win an Ultimate Survival Challenge Match to give myself that nickname. But I did it while SICK!!! You see, unknown to all of you......I didn't have the best of Christmases because one of the things I got this Christmas was a case of BRONCHITIS!!!!

Yeah, while I was wrestling three men in Michael Hayden, Malevolence, and Jason Flynn; I had to deal with having a bacterial infection that causes me trouble to breathe. I could have passed out in that ring, but I didn't. I survived!!! Not only did I survive, but I won this match.

So that leaves to the man who I plan on taking the Interforums Title from, my old nemesis Gus Richlen. Gus, you may have had your luck with me in the past, but don't get too cocky because there are alot of tough things to do in wrestling. One of them is to beat the same man three times and that is what you are going to have to do.

And this time..............I have nothing to lose.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Who's afraid of the big bad Drakin?

Oh, yeah. Nobody.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

And yet the Big Bad Drakin doesn't care.

And nice of you to compare me to the Big Bad Wolf, but you seem to forget something. Little Red Riding Hood wasn't afraid either.

And the Big Bad Wolf ate her whole.

This match, it will be almost the same thing as the storytale. But I won't be needing any dress from grandma nor will there be ANY lumberjack to rescue you.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Alright, I'm calling bullshit.

Where is the honor in what Gus Richlen did? Where's the goddamn respect that should be shown to the FAWA Champion? Because for as much as he talks about it, he screwed over Aaron Enigma, just to prove that he could. He wouldn't have done it to Antihero or Michaels, but he's perfectly fine with screwing over Aaron Enigma.

Is your avarice satisfied Ricky? Are you pleased with what you did?

There was no honor in what you did. Just a chance to screw over a competitor who won the FAWA Heavyweight Title in the Thunderdome. A match that is anything but a walk in the park.

You're a damn hypocrite Gus. You can ask for respect all you want, but it's a two-way street. And your actions.... I can't respect you.

In fact, I hope Seth Drakin kicks your ass and takes your Inter-Forums Title. I hope Enigma takes back HIS title. And if I have to find some no-name to take your tag titles, I will.

You may have no natural predators, but I'm anything but natural Ricky. You'll find that soon enough.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You have no respect for anyone. And you can't win anything.

I, on the other hand, have accomplished what no one else has and what no one else ever will. And the fans clearly love me for it.

I'm going to enjoy a long reign as Triple Champion because you'll NEVER be good enough to face me and because I'm getting quite good at knocking Enigma and Betty back in place.

Gus Richlen is at the top to stay. Regardless of what you and your fellow whiners think.

[Connor Mackenzie]

Jan 2, 2013 19:27:55 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You have no respect for anyone. And you can't win anything.

I, on the other hand, have accomplished what no one else has and what no one else ever will. And the fans clearly love me for it.

I'm going to enjoy a long reign as Triple Champion because you'll NEVER be good enough to face me and because I'm getting quite good at knocking Enigma and Betty back in place.

Gus Richlen is at the top to stay. Regardless of what you and your fellow whiners think.

*Connor comes out, still sporting a bit of fatigue from the match earlier but eyes Gus, Conventry and the rest of the group before nodding and offering a hand out.*

CM: Thank you all for the help tonight. And congrats are definitely in order Gus. I just hope at some point I can have the honour of being able to face you in the ring.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Jan 2, 2013 19:47:20 GMT -5 Connor Mackenzie said:

Jan 2, 2013 19:27:55 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You have no respect for anyone. And you can't win anything.

I, on the other hand, have accomplished what no one else has and what no one else ever will. And the fans clearly love me for it.

I'm going to enjoy a long reign as Triple Champion because you'll NEVER be good enough to face me and because I'm getting quite good at knocking Enigma and Betty back in place.

Gus Richlen is at the top to stay. Regardless of what you and your fellow whiners think.

*Connor comes out, still sporting a bit of fatigue from the match earlier but eyes Gus, Conventry and the rest of the group before nodding and offering a hand out.*

CM: Thank you all for the help tonight. And congrats are definitely in order Gus. I just hope at some point I can have the honour of being able to face you in the ring.

*accepts the handshake*

It would be an honor to face someone I have actual respect for. And if anyone decides to make you an enemy because of that, well, you know where we are.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Jan 2, 2013 19:08:38 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Alright, I'm calling bulls***.

Where is the honor in what Gus Richlen did? Where's the goddamn respect that should be shown to the FAWA Champion? Because for as much as he talks about it, he screwed over Aaron Enigma, just to prove that he could. He wouldn't have done it to Antihero or Michaels, but he's perfectly fine with screwing over Aaron Enigma.

Is your avarice satisfied Ricky? Are you pleased with what you did?

There was no honor in what you did. Just a chance to screw over a competitor who won the FAWA Heavyweight Title in the Thunderdome. A match that is anything but a walk in the park.

You're a damn hypocrite Gus. You can ask for respect all you want, but it's a two-way street. And your actions.... I can't respect you.

In fact, I hope Seth Drakin kicks your ass and takes your Inter-Forums Title. I hope Enigma takes back HIS title. And if I have to find some no-name to take your tag titles, I will.

You may have no natural predators, but I'm anything but natural Ricky. You'll find that soon enough.

First of all, allow me to officially congratulate Aaron Enigma on winning Thunderdome, he beat me fair and square.

And congratulations to Gus Richlen on successfully cashing in and becoming FAWA Champion for the very first time.

Hayden, you can talk all the trash you want.

But if I had retained and Gus cashed in on me and won, I'd be the first one to shake his hand.

See, regardless of what I think of anyone, if you beat me legitimately, I'll respect you for it.

So don't get on your high horse about it, just accept what it is, I mean, you should be happy, now you might have a shot at becoming champion, since you don't have to beat me to do it.

Of course, I'll probably beat Enigma next week and get my rematch, then you might want to hope I don't get it back, because if I do, you're screwed, because you've proven time and time again that you are capable of beating every single man on this roster.

Except me.

Now why don't you go calm down and let Gus have his moment?

He deserves it.

And, cut.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Seth is in his chair, watching Gus Richlen cash in his briefcase and win the world title. Then his phone rings. He looks at it and smiles, before he answers.*

Yes I saw it

*Pause*

Yes it seems our little Gussy boy has grown up and become the world champion.

*Pause*

Yes, all that pain, all that suffering I caused his old lady. I told you it would toughen up that little weakling that Jonathan was turning him into.

*Pause*

Oh yeah, I'll be there for his little ceremony which I'm sure he will have next NiteRaw and I'll let the cat out of the bag about everything I did to him.

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

*BRB stands outside a corporate meeting room. His cheek is bandaged, but he's otherwise dressed for the part.

He has a frustrated, reluctant scowl on his face...*

BRB: Pack of jackals. All of them. Jackals. Liars, cheaters, thieves. Jackals.

*BRB turns to the door, about to enter...*

BRB: They'll regret it. All of them. It's time to take the power back.

*BRB opens the door and walks in...*

[Deleted]

You know Drakin... I've been trying to stay silent and holding back my anger for losing that Ultimate Survivors match. I know it's over and done but, I feel like I could've won if I had trained harder. I hope you know if we cross paths in future the result won't end in the same way, you see why I have been shutting up lately. I've been training harder and improving my skill. Not just you, but anyone I face. And I mean anyone, I will be 100% prepared for. So that goes out to everyone, friend or foe.

I won't try butt into your business though, so don't expect any sneak attacks or anything like that. I won't play dirty, but I really do hope we get to fight in the ring again. You may say this is personal, but when I came so close to getting a title and I lost it. I was devastated, and having another chance and falling short again. I knew I had to stop wasting my time trash talking and being funny and start training harder. So this is it, I know I'm ready for any obstacle that stands in my path. And I'll fight anyone to get to it.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

So it seems that in the first round of the Lord of the Ring, I face Gus' brother, Lady Coventry. Marsha.......you've been talking non-stop about wanting a piece of me and everytime before that, you have failed. You have made the tag team excuse, but this time.........it's one on one so the only person you can blame for failing is yourself.

I will be the Lord of the Ring and I will also be the new Interforums Champion. Add that with me having the title of Ultimate Survivor that I hold right, 2013 looks to be a really good year for me.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Aaron, congratulations for winning the Thunderdome.

On that night you were the better man, but unfortunately for you, you are my first round opponent in Lord of the Ring.

And before you go on your little tangent about how you beat me and you were robbed, remember that Thunderdome was the only time you've beaten me. I hold a 1 on 1 victory over you something you don't have over me.

Enigma, don't take it personally but you're getting between me and the world title, again, and this time I'm gonna move you out of my way.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Jan 7, 2013 21:18:52 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

So it seems that in the first round of the Lord of the Ring, I face Gus' brother, Lady Coventry. Marsha.......you've been talking non-stop about wanting a piece of me and everytime before that, you have failed. You have made the tag team excuse, but this time.........it's one on one so the only person you can blame for failing is yourself.

I will be the Lord of the Ring and I will also be the new Interforums Champion. Add that with me having the title of Ultimate Survivor that I hold right, 2013 looks to be a really good year for me.

The only thing you'll do is what you've done on a regular basis: CHOKE. You're like the New England Patriots: you try to intimidate everyone into thinking you're the best. Well, guess what, my brother is Eli f***ing Manning. And when we face off, I'll be Peyton and knock you out.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Jan 8, 2013 6:29:48 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

Aaron, congratulations for winning the Thunderdome.

On that night you were the better man, but unfortunately for you, you are my first round opponent in Lord of the Ring.

And before you go on your little tangent about how you beat me and you were robbed, remember that Thunderdome was the only time you've beaten me. I hold a 1 on 1 victory over you something you don't have over me.

Enigma, don't take it personally but you're getting between me and the world title, again, and this time I'm gonna move you out of my way.

You are talking to someone who has had his dream stolen from him, Antihero. If you think for one SECOND that you will beat me in the Lord of the Ring, you are sadly mistaken. A desperate man doesn't need to hold back anything, Antihero. This is my time to shine, but before that can happen, I need to put out Gus's light first, and that start by becoming Lord of the Ring!

2013 is the Era of the Enigma, Antihero. Honestly, it's nothing personal with me either, but nobody will get in the way of me achieving my dream.

[Connor Mackenzie]

*The sounds of commentary coming from a tv are heard as the screen remains black. Upon the picture coming in we see Connor Mackenzie's living room with the television on. He is sitting, glued to the tv as what appears to be last years King of Wrestlecrap tournament finale is on. His fingers laced in front of his face as he watches the end then moves to shut the tv off.*

CM: This coming Niteraw we kick off the qualifiers for the Lord of the Ring tournament. There have been a few who have gone on to great things after winning that tournament. Last year I faced Ryan Blood...

*Connor sets the remote down on his coffee table before rising up and looking at the camera.*

CM: That night, Ryan proved to be the better man and he went on to win his first FAWA World Heavyweight Title. Something that had the roles been reversed I think would have meant that very same result for me. This Niteraw Mulligan, I fully intend to make up for past mistakes and a missed oppurtunity. And if it means starting by beating you then so be it.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Jan 8, 2013 10:33:36 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Jan 7, 2013 21:18:52 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

So it seems that in the first round of the Lord of the Ring, I face Gus' brother, Lady Coventry. Marsha.......you've been talking non-stop about wanting a piece of me and everytime before that, you have failed. You have made the tag team excuse, but this time.........it's one on one so the only person you can blame for failing is yourself.

I will be the Lord of the Ring and I will also be the new Interforums Champion. Add that with me having the title of Ultimate Survivor that I hold right, 2013 looks to be a really good year for me.

The only thing you'll do is what you've done on a regular basis: CHOKE. You're like the New England Patriots: you try to intimidate everyone into thinking you're the best. Well, guess what, my brother is Eli f***ing Manning. And when we face off, I'll be Peyton and knock you out.

Yeah........here's the thing. New England has beaten Peyton's ass more than the opposite so you just basically admitted that you are going to LOSE. So yeah, congratulations for being a moron. I'm so going to enjoy beating you up.