FAWA Promo Thread #15

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Dec 17, 2012 13:57:20 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Dec 17, 2012 13:32:31 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Neither of you will take this from me. And attempting to do so will cost both of you your careers.

You will never end my career.

You know full damn well that I can end your career whenever I feel like it. Hell, I even had you BEGGING me to not do it in the Iron Man Match!

You know how dangerous I an under pressure. Push me and you'll learn I'm just as dangerous under ALL circumstances.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Dec 17, 2012 14:11:04 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Dec 17, 2012 13:57:20 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

You will never end my career.

You know full damn well that I can end your career whenever I feel like it. Hell, I even had you BEGGING me to not do it in the Iron Man Match!

You know how dangerous I an under pressure. Push me and you'll learn I'm just as dangerous under ALL circumstances.

But here is the thing, I already pushed you to your limit. I took your girlfriend and tortured her, I saw how far you could go. And the reality is if you went any farther, you will be just like me, which you don't want to be. You will be the one Jono calls out for exploiting your loved one. You may think he is your friend, but he will turn on you like it is no one's business, just ask every friend he has ever had.

And in that Iron Man match, you were so harping about, you only beat me by one point. You didn't dominate, you escaped with a win. As Aaron said, you win some.......you lose some. And yes, that night, you may have been the better man. But the truth is, I saw the worst you could become and you won't be that way defending a mere title or you will be no better than me.

Things will be alot different when I win the Ultimate Survival Challenge and face you for that belt..............if you still have it, that is.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Dec 17, 2012 5:09:13 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You imply that I deliberately put the woman I love more than anything in this world in danger just for the sake of a feud.

There are simpler ways for you to ask me to end your career.

No no no, I implied that you NEEDED that to happen in order for you to rise to the occasion and win. I could argue that you would have lost to The Fallen had Seth not done what he did. He did something you should never do and that is make somebody so desperate they would do anything to win.

Part of you should thank Seth for your transformation. Without his unspeakable acts, of which I DON'T agree with by the way in case you had any thoughts about whether or not I would kidnap and torture a defenseless woman, you wouldn't have become the Predator Knight, Gus. You'd just be another guy around here.

And Seth, when I take my Inter-Forum title back along with winning the Heavyweight title, they are going to stay mine for a long time. I don't have a girl you can kidnap and hold over my head. You can't use those tactics to get into my head. I am the greatest mind in FAWA, and you won't be able to get under my skin so easily.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Aaron...........the worst I will ever do to you is when you were the first part of my "Ten Little Wrestlers" rhyme. You see....you and I have never seen eye to eye, but there are few people who I have enough respect for to not need to do terrible things to. You are one of the ones who without me when you were a young pup, it would have at least taken you more time to climb up the ladder as much as you did.

But I do agree with you that it took what I did to wake Gus up. I mean, let's be honest............what was he doing? He was a whiney baby that was sad because Viva fired his girlfriend and his girlfriend was in a deep depression.

Gus, you did escape that Iron Man Match with your girlfriend and your briefcase, but despite what you want............you try to go that path again, these sheep will turn on you. Heck, your briefcase may be one of the only reasons your so called friend Jonathan hasnt turned on you yet. So you will have to hold back to save face with them. Me, I don't care about them so I can do whatever I want to you.

I'm gonna win the Ultimate Survival Challenge against Michael Hayden, Jason Flynn, and Malevolence and I plan on challenging for a title that I have never won, the Inter-Forums Title so it doesnt matter who is champ because that belt is going to be MINE.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

You know, for the past few weeks, "Hollywood's Own" has been uncharacteristically quiet. As if Michael Hayden has had nothing to say. Maybe Gus Richlen was right, maybe Michael Hayden was full of himself, maybe he needed to take a step back and reexamine his life. Make the right choices.

Hayden smiles.

But you gotta remember, Gus Richlen is full of crap. He's a delusional man with a Napolean complex, hoping that people will respect him because he has titles around his waist. Nevermind the fact that he basically awarded himself one of his titles, becausr apparently NO ONE has an adequate answer to that. At the very least, a tag team tournament would have sufficed. I know for a fact the Hollywood Detective Agency (name under construction) would have participated, especially after Gus's words towards the rest of us.

But that's more of Hayden not showing respect, isn't it? See, while Aaron Enigma was completely on the mark about you, it's your inflated ego that just rubs me the wrong way. Like the fact that you have the Inter-Forums and Tag titles, as well as your briefcase, that you're Alpha Dog here. That you and Jonathan Michaels are the top two wrestlers here.

Well f*** the both of you. You may have been the better man against Enigma, but that's one match. One moment. Against others, that moment might not come. You may not be so lucky "champ", and I do mean lucky. How you managed to beat Enigma is a mystery, but that won't happen against yours truly. No no no, once I win the Ultimate Survival Challenge, I've got my sights set right on you Gus. I'm going to make you notice Michael Hayden for the forst time in your career, and on that day you'll understand the hype that surrounded me for months. You'll understand how I was able to beat your brother with ease while becoming the greatest TV Champion this company has seen. You will believe in Michael Hayden...

Whether you like it or not.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I'm going to quote a favorite song of mine:

If you wanna step up, you're gonna get knocked down.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

To Jonathan Michaels and Gus Richlen

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Dec 18, 2012 5:01:33 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

I'm going to quote a favorite song of mine:

If you wanna step up, you're gonna get knocked down.

Two can play this game buddy.

"Stop ya cryin' heifer, I don't need all dat!" - Mystikal.

See you in a few days Ricky. I'll be the guy going after your title.

[Connor Mackenzie]

*Another FAWA.com Exclusive*

The screen shows an emergency broadcast picture, the long high pitched sound resonating but starting to come in and out before the picture goes to black. A bit of static appears, then a picture of Jeremy Dupoe appears on the screen paused. The sound of a button is pressed and the image starts to play.*

...And I can think of nothing more fitting then to watch you fail again and this time not only doom yourself to prophecy...but the ENTIRE WORLD!

*The image pauses again as the camera pans to show Connor Mackenzie sitting in a chair, remote in hand as he sets it down and rubs his hand over his mouth in silent contemplation as the screen fades to black.*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Dec 18, 2012 16:12:11 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Dec 18, 2012 5:01:33 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

I'm going to quote a favorite song of mine:

If you wanna step up, you're gonna get knocked down.

Two can play this game buddy.

"Stop ya cryin' heifer, I don't need all dat!" - Mystikal.

See you in a few days Ricky. I'll be the guy going after your title.

Dec 18, 2012 16:05:26 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

To Jonathan Michaels and Gus Richlen

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Gus...........you'll see that sadly when you have only the title to fight for and with these sheep wanting you to act better, you won't be the same guy that fought me at Night of the Wrestling Zombies or you will not be the good guy anymore. You'll be just.............like..................ME!!!!!

People may not like to agree with me, but they will agree that as a supposed "good guy", you can't be the same man who wanted to end my career. But I on the other hand, I would be doing you a huge favor by ending your career because you would never have to go through the inpending betrayal that only Jonathan Michaels knows how to do.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Dec 19, 2012 20:04:01 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Gus...........you'll see that sadly when you have only the title to fight for and with these sheep wanting you to act better, you won't be the same guy that fought me at Night of the Wrestling Zombies or you will not be the good guy anymore. You'll be just.............like..................ME!!!!!

People may not like to agree with me, but they will agree that as a supposed "good guy", you can't be the same man who wanted to end my career. But I on the other hand, I would be doing you a huge favor by ending your career because you would never have to go through the inpending betrayal that only Jonathan Michaels knows how to do.

The day I care what you think is the day I might as well take my brother's old cell in the asylum.

Which, quite frankly, in light of your paranoid ranting, is where YOU belong.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Dec 19, 2012 21:53:17 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Dec 19, 2012 20:04:01 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Gus...........you'll see that sadly when you have only the title to fight for and with these sheep wanting you to act better, you won't be the same guy that fought me at Night of the Wrestling Zombies or you will not be the good guy anymore. You'll be just.............like..................ME!!!!!

People may not like to agree with me, but they will agree that as a supposed "good guy", you can't be the same man who wanted to end my career. But I on the other hand, I would be doing you a huge favor by ending your career because you would never have to go through the inpending betrayal that only Jonathan Michaels knows how to do.

The day I care what you think is the day I might as well take my brother's old cell in the asylum.

Which, quite frankly, in light of your paranoid ranting, is where YOU belong.

Hehehehehehe......................that is where YOU are wrong.

I'm more aware of what is going on than I ever have.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You're Delusional. Simple as that. That and the fact that you CHOKED at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies are the reasons why your opinion is completely irrelevant.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Jonathan Michaels sits in an office, in the dark, with a glass of vodka in his hand.

Ever since I won the title, I've been struggling with being the man I want to be, the responsibilities I bear with the Nintendo company are just too great for me to handle any longer.

I hate having to fly here every week and wear this damned suit and be away from what I was meant to do.

I just can't do it anymore, Sara.

I quit.

I can't work in an office and get soft anymore.

Look, I know you don't want to hear it, but can't you just sell your stock and retire early?

I want you to stay with me full time in Parts Unknown, forget about trying to maintain your father's legacy, you should be proud to be nothing like him, let's just get the hell out of here and do what we really love.

When you get this message, I won't be here, I'm flying back to America, I have to get ready for Thunderdome.

I love you.

Jonathan presses a button on the keyboard, rips off his tie, flings it into a corner, downs the rest of his drink and leaves.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

JoNo you and I have been friends for a long time. However next week we compete as enemies for that Heavyweight title. I will let you know right now that I will not be pulling any punches because I know you won't. That title is everything to you as well as me.

Brawler and Antihero...the two of you should just stay out of our way. This is between the two REAL contenders, not the two fakers that think they have what it takes to sit atop the company.

Gus...WHEN I win the title, I'll deal with you again. We have plenty of unfinished business.

[Jeremy Dupoe]

I have been silent over the last week preping for the worlds downfall, but the time for prep has passed and all the time of reckoning has begun, for you see Wrestlecrapocalypse is the catalyst that will help bring this worlds destruction, the Mayan calendar was a warning and Conner and his little "team" ARE THE SACRIFICES THAT AWAIT THERE TIME ON THE LARGEST ALTER OF ALL...the ring. Conner do you think that its by curious happenstance that I have faced you TIME and TIME again during my time here in the FAWA? No, no our fates were intertwined for a reason and that reason is that of one of my final prophecy's...a great battle between the chosen and those who try to stop the rise of the great old ones, the rest of my prophecy book is untranslatable for should anyone even attempt it they shall go insane within seconds but I see no reason to think that the great old ones would set me up for a great fall so I think it is very clear what the conclusion will be, Conner, I would ask you which funeral parlor I should send you to but by the end of the week there will be no more funeral parlors AH HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

BRB: The clock is ticking, oh yes.

One way or another, things will end, whether it's because of your prophecy or it's because of me, BRB.

Years from now, the FAWA will see WrestleCrapocalypse as the end of a Dark Age, as I led it back to the light in a glorious Renaissance, and we will see who opposed it, starting with the Thunderdome.

Do your worst, Antihero. Give me all you got, Michaels. Step up to the plate, Enigma.

It's the last time you'll have the chance to oppose me, BRB.

I'm coming to the Thunderdome and when I leave, I'll be more powerful than ever.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*In an undisclosed locale, Gus Richlen is trying to get things set up for the FAWA Christmas party. Shaelin walks in, wearing only a Packers-print bikini and high heels.*

Well, how's it going?

A lot harder than I thought. I wish Marshall would get the shopping done so-

*"Enemy" starts playing as a ringtone on his phone. He answers:*

Yeah?

I NEED YOUR HELP, MAN!

Dude. Calm down.

But I need to figure out what to get her for my Secret Santa gift!

Dude, just get her something and get back here, OK? Kinda need your help over here.

*He hangs up and turns to Shaelin.*

Secret Santa isn't going to end well, is it?

*Richlen shakes his head.*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*MWC FINALLY manages to enter his room and shut the door. Trying to catch his breath, he grabs a remote and turns on the TV and the DVD player. Ghost In The Shell comes on.

He grabs a box and, still exhausted, dumps a bag full of Hot Wheels in it.

Then he pulls a tiny jewelry box out of the bag and hides it with the cars.

Then he tapes the box shut and does the world's worst wrapping job.

Having made a mess of the present, he collapses.

In the background, Togusa and the Major are driving in the armored police van and discussing several subjects.

At the point where it cuts away from them and to the trash collectors, MWC finally gets up, slaps a bow on the box, and tapes a name tag before collapsing again.

The tag reads "TO: MOO MOO"*