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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 23, 2013 22:34:38 GMT -5
I've challenged you and your brother for the tag titles on numerous occassions. And yet, you'll give a shot to Drakin? To the Ants, who already lost?
What the hell's your deal man? Are you ignoring me on purpose?
And Betty? You can stop with the "stolen" bulls*** as the titles have been officially recognized as having been defended. Meaning that they are recognized as the official titles. With my brother and I as champions. You're onl continuing to whine about us not being champions because YOU don't have them. Well, now if you keep trying to complain it will all just sound hollow.
Well, then I will politely decline because let's be honest.........I'm not a team player at this time. Besides, I don't think there is anyone out there that I would want to partner with at this time.
Oh and by the way, before you start giving out Interforums Title shots to anyone, you might want to worry about keeping that belt because I'm sure the board whose ass you whine to would probably tell you no if you try to give someone else a title shot before me. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 23, 2013 22:43:39 GMT -5
If I had a photo of a million facepalming monkeys, I would use it to express my frustration with certain deluded individuals thus far.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 23, 2013 22:45:34 GMT -5
Oh and by the way, before you start giving out Interforums Title shots to anyone, you might want to worry about keeping that belt because I'm sure the board whose ass you whine to would probably tell you no if you try to give someone else a title shot before me.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 23, 2013 23:00:51 GMT -5
Oh and by the way, before you start giving out Interforums Title shots to anyone, you might want to worry about keeping that belt because I'm sure the board whose ass you whine to would probably tell you no if you try to give someone else a title shot before me.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 23, 2013 23:09:22 GMT -5
Speaking of careers ending, I would be remiss if I did not mention the retirement of one Jonathan Michaels and his little witch Sarah. It's too bad because I never did get a chance to make Jonathan regret creating the monster you see before you. But then I guess that would happen when you stop becoming the center of attention that Jono has always wanted to be. It could also happen when the man he tried to steal from me, Gus Richlen, has rejected becoming more like him to become more like me. Anyway, good-bye Jonathan and Sarah.................I hope the door hits your asses on the way out.
Next Niteraw, I'm making an important announcement of my own. One I've wanted to announce for a long time... |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 23, 2013 23:24:02 GMT -5
Unlike the two of you and the other members of the aptly named Whiny Little Bitch Club, I'm not in the whining business.
Now I need TWO million monkeys....
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 23, 2013 23:41:44 GMT -5
Unlike the two of you and the other members of the aptly named Whiny Little Bitch Club, I'm not in the whining business.
Now I need TWO million monkeys.... |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 24, 2013 0:33:08 GMT -5
BRB: Let's settle this right now: I haven't done anything close to whining since Gookermania.
The only reason you put me in your "Whiny Little Bitch Club" is because it lets you sleep at night. The belts have changed nothing about you, Richlen, they've only made you more insecure than ever. You protest too much, or whatever that Shakespeare guy said.
You tell yourself and your toadies that you are stronger than ever or some crap like that. A real man doesn't talk, he walks. He doesn't play dress up. He doesn't call his opponents names. He lets his success say it all, but the belts just aren't enough for you. He also doesn't have a silly mental breakdown. When my mind was broken - TWICE - it was because I had over ten thousand volts sent through my head!
You don't trumpet that you are this company's champion. Your victories mean less to you than you being able to flout your current success to people who you perceive as enemies. You have no pride and you have no class and that is why you have no respect.
And if you're still holding onto the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship by this summer, I'm coming to take it from you at Summerfest. You'll laugh at me and my record, but your heart will race inside because deep down you never really know if you can beat me one on one - we have next to no history in the ring.
So go ahead, claim I'm "proving your point" and give us a bunch of baloney that we have to take your word on. I don't whine, I ain't little, I'm no one's bitch, and I don't club with those other guys. My club is called the Board of Directors thank you very much.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jan 24, 2013 0:51:54 GMT -5
Since Gus thinks that I have no honor, I believe it is time for me to prove him wrong. On Niteraw, my friend Jonathan Michaels announced his retirement. This shocked me to a point, considering in his last match I beat him to become the number one contender.
Michaels, you and I go way back, and I'll never forget the things you have taught me and all the good times with the Equalizers. And of course, the first way I am going to honor you is to win the Heavyweight title at Lord of the Ring. I will beat Gus Richlen, the man of a thousand insults, and take that Heavyweight title back with the same passion and intensity that you showed for years.
However you know that I have to up the ante a little bit. I'm going to a set a new standard, JoNo, so that when you come back, and I know you will, it will be you who needs to come back and climb up to my level, the new level that I will create at Lord of the Ring.
You want to keep insulting me, Gus? That's cool man, I have no time for such petty words. All I have to say to you is this...I am taking that Heavyweight title from you. I am leaving you in the ring unconscious while I celebrate my victory, and when I do, the Era of the Enigma will come once again!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 24, 2013 4:47:38 GMT -5
You don't know what honor means, Enigma. And trying to act like you're as good as a person as Michaels makes me violently ill because he was never a whiny little bitch like you are.
I WILL leave Lord Of The Ring STILL Triple Champion, and none of your bullshit is going to change that fact. And once I'm finished ripping you apart like I should have done a long time ago, you'll NEVER want to face me again because you won't want to end up like Drakin and become an in-ring version of Emperor Palpatine. I'm a f***ing Jedi, Enigma, and there's no chance for you at Lord Of The Ring.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 24, 2013 9:43:49 GMT -5
Funny coming from the man who did just that when he created the Championship of Honor.
And by the way, the Championship of Honor was never a piece of stolen property unlike those tag titles. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 24, 2013 13:10:57 GMT -5
Connor...............I am no longer that person. I haven't been that type of person in years. If I was that guy, I would have gone after those tag titles.
And by the way, the Championship of Honor was never a piece of stolen property unlike those tag titles.
I am the only two time Champion of Honor and I am the only person who retired at the time with the belt.
But those days is just old now........I don't care about the Championship of Honor anymore and if I saw that belt again, I would smash it with a sledgehammer until it broke.
And Connor, in the semifinals of the Lord of the Ring tournament, I am going to smash you into a million pieces. Whatever dragon you are this time, you will fall to my dark sword. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 24, 2013 13:36:21 GMT -5
Hehehehehehehe............
I am the only two time Champion of Honor and I am the only person who retired at the time with the belt.
But those days is just old now........I don't care about the Championship of Honor anymore and if I saw that belt again, I would smash it with a sledgehammer until it broke.
And Connor, in the semifinals of the Lord of the Ring tournament, I am going to smash you into a million pieces. Whatever dragon you are this time, you will fall to my dark sword.
At Lord of the Ring I am going to give you the match of your life. No iron man match, no multiple falls, just you and me, one fall to a finish. No excuses, no backtracking, just you and me and that ring and no man in black, no exorcized spirits or wacko with a cult CEO is going to get in our way.
I am the same Dragon that I've been for more then a year. The only man who seems to have gone through an identity crisis is you Uncle Seth. Or should I call you Betty? Or maybe, Lord of the Fallen? Master of the Baiting? King of the Creeps? Oh hell, who am I kidding. The only name that I'll call you is the next in line. So enjoy your fantasies of being the next Lord of the Ring because that is what they are. The fact is you are looking at the man who is going to win it all. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 24, 2013 13:59:43 GMT -5
Hehehehehehehe............
I am the only two time Champion of Honor and I am the only person who retired at the time with the belt.
But those days is just old now........I don't care about the Championship of Honor anymore and if I saw that belt again, I would smash it with a sledgehammer until it broke.
And Connor, in the semifinals of the Lord of the Ring tournament, I am going to smash you into a million pieces. Whatever dragon you are this time, you will fall to my dark sword.
At Lord of the Ring I am going to give you the match of your life. No iron man match, no multiple falls, just you and me, one fall to a finish. No excuses, no backtracking, just you and me and that ring and no man in black, no exorcized spirits or wacko with a cult CEO is going to get in our way.
I am the same Dragon that I've been for more then a year. The only man who seems to have gone through an identity crisis is you Uncle Seth. Or should I call you Betty? Or maybe, Lord of the Fallen? Master of the Baiting? King of the Creeps? Oh hell, who am I kidding. The only name that I'll call you is the next in line. So enjoy your fantasies of being the next Lord of the Ring because that is what they are. The fact is you are looking at the man who is going to win it all.
Does it tick you off that I don't remember beating you? Does it bug you that I think so little of you to remember a victory over you? Well, too bad.
But since you remember it, let me just tell you to your face to be prepared because you are going to lose..........again. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 24, 2013 14:15:18 GMT -5
Ah yes, that last match.................I personally don't remember it. You see, to you........losing to me is probably something that you havent forgotten and hate. But to me, beating you...............eh, it was just a match.
Does it tick you off that I don't remember beating you? Does it bug you that I think so little of you to remember a victory over you? Well, too bad.
But since you remember it, let me just tell you to your face to be prepared because you are going to lose..........again.
You remember the Star Wars prequels? I only ask because since you have such a lousy memory I thought it best to check. You see, of all the bad things in them there is one apt line that sticks out for me at a time like this.
"Twice the pride, double the fall".
It really seems like a good quote to me. Because whether I pin you or make you tap out in that moment, that fraction of a second when the hand hits the mat. That is when you will realize it won't be me that you beat into pieces, but your pride. |
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jan 24, 2013 15:08:31 GMT -5
You don't know what honor means, Enigma. And trying to act like you're as good as a person as Michaels makes me violently ill because he was never a whiny little bitch like you are.
I WILL leave Lord Of The Ring STILL Triple Champion, and none of your bulls*** is going to change that fact. And once I'm finished ripping you apart like I should have done a long time ago, you'll NEVER want to face me again because you won't want to end up like Drakin and become an in-ring version of Emperor Palpatine. I'm a f***ing Jedi, Enigma, and there's no chance for you at Lord Of The Ring. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 24, 2013 15:11:14 GMT -5
OOC: Anyone finding it kind of weird how the past few promo's have all sort of made mention of Star Wars in one way or another? lol
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 24, 2013 15:20:02 GMT -5
There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, Enigma. But don't worry, I made sure to get you set up with a seeing eye dog and a striped cane. Oh wait, maybe I shouldn't make fun of those less fortunate. Oh, what the hell. You've brought it on yourself. I don't feel bad about it at all and have no reason to.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 24, 2013 15:21:15 GMT -5
Ah yes, that last match.................I personally don't remember it. You see, to you........losing to me is probably something that you havent forgotten and hate. But to me, beating you...............eh, it was just a match.
Does it tick you off that I don't remember beating you? Does it bug you that I think so little of you to remember a victory over you? Well, too bad.
But since you remember it, let me just tell you to your face to be prepared because you are going to lose..........again.
You remember the Star Wars prequels? I only ask because since you have such a lousy memory I thought it best to check. You see, of all the bad things in them there is one apt line that sticks out for me at a time like this.
"Twice the pride, double the fall".
It really seems like a good quote to me. Because whether I pin you or make you tap out in that moment, that fraction of a second when the hand hits the mat. That is when you will realize it won't be me that you beat into pieces, but your pride.
And if you needed that to motivate you, well then you disappoint me. You would figure anyone facing me would not need extra motivation, but apparently you do. I'll be licking the tears that you, Gus, and whoever I face in the finals will all have when they lose to me. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 24, 2013 15:26:02 GMT -5
You've tried three times to beat me, Betty. And every time, the result has been the same. Lord Of The Ring will be no different.
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