Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 24, 2013 15:51:22 GMT -5
This has to be the worst case of a Napolean complex I have ever seen.
Gus wants to be the best, he wants to be seen as the best. And yet, when people call him out, he reverts to a middle schooler lashing out with childish insults. He still calls Seth Draking "Betty", as if that's supposed to be an insulting term.
What happens when you lose Gus? What happens when, one by one, you lose your titles? When your exposed as the man you really are?
And as for calling me irrelevant, I won the Battlebowl and main evented Gookermania in my first year. How many men can claim that?
Ah, but you don't care, do you Ricky? You'd probably call them irrelevant as well.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 24, 2013 16:21:47 GMT -5
You've tried three times to beat me, Betty. And every time, the result has been the same. Lord Of The Ring will be no different. |
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 24, 2013 17:28:30 GMT -5
You've tried three times to beat me, Betty. And every time, the result has been the same. Lord Of The Ring will be no different.
But on the other hand, I suspect that that Final Judgment off the stage has served only to screw your mental health up worse than it already is. Seriously, Betty, all this shit about you wanting me to end your career? That is nothing more than a cringe-inducing cry for help.
I think you need to seek some professional counseling. My brother knows some doctors who can help you. Hell, you ask nicely, he may actually pay for your treatment.
So if it makes you feel better, how about you get a few cartons of Butter Brickle ice cream, go find Mr. Irrelevant, The Great Choke Artist, and the Head Crybaby, and go watch sappy movies, and cry into your spoons while I use my free time from not getting booked to take my best, because I AM the best, and get even better.
See, I already know that as much of a joke as he is, Enigma will bring his A-game, or what he claims is it, anyway. And I know that you are so desperate to get rid of the label of being Gus Richlen's personal bitch that you will throw everything at me that you have in your arsenal. There's just one problem. The best that I will bring will ALWAYS be better than either of you. That's why I'll be leaving Lord Of The Ring STILL The People's Triple Champion and the two of you will never get another shot and the only person to blame for that will be yourselves. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 24, 2013 17:50:22 GMT -5
This has to be the worst case of a Napolean complex I have ever seen.
Gus wants to be the best, he wants to be seen as the best. And yet, when people call him out, he reverts to a middle schooler lashing out with childish insults. He still calls Seth Draking "Betty", as if that's supposed to be an insulting term.
What happens when you lose Gus? What happens when, one by one, you lose your titles? When your exposed as the man you really are?
And as for calling me irrelevant, I won the Battlebowl and main evented Gookermania in my first year. How many men can claim that?
Ah, but you don't care, do you Ricky? You'd probably call them irrelevant as well.
It's time you stop barking and start biting. Jump that fence and show this "Predator Knight" that you have the gumption to take him on on your terms, if you can.
Right now, the only difference I see between you and Richlen is timing. Timing that Money in the Bank or Botch cash-in. Timing an appeal to the Board when I'm busy with wrestling. Timing a grab at the Tag Team Titles while he's at it.
You want those belts so badly? Show us on the Board that you actually mean business. Enough with the sizzle and get to the steak. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 24, 2013 18:06:00 GMT -5
Oh trust me, things will be different because you are going to have to end my career to beat me.
But on the other hand, I suspect that that Final Judgment off the stage has served only to screw your mental health up worse than it already is. Seriously, Betty, all this s*** about you wanting me to end your career? That is nothing more than a cringe-inducing cry for help.
I think you need to seek some professional counseling. My brother knows some doctors who can help you. Hell, you ask nicely, he may actually pay for your treatment.
So if it makes you feel better, how about you get a few cartons of Butter Brickle ice cream, go find Mr. Irrelevant, The Great Choke Artist, and the Head Crybaby, and go watch sappy movies, and cry into your spoons while I use my free time from not getting booked to take my best, because I AM the best, and get even better.
See, I already know that as much of a joke as he is, Enigma will bring his A-game, or what he claims is it, anyway. And I know that you are so desperate to get rid of the label of being Gus Richlen's personal bitch that you will throw everything at me that you have in your arsenal. There's just one problem. The best that I will bring will ALWAYS be better than either of you. That's why I'll be leaving Lord Of The Ring STILL The People's Triple Champion and the two of you will never get another shot and the only person to blame for that will be yourselves. |
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 24, 2013 18:28:20 GMT -5
Congratulations. You've just won the award for Lamest Comeback Line Ever.
I look forward to defeating you while refusing to serve as your enabler.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 24, 2013 19:08:11 GMT -5
Congratulations. You've just won the award for Lamest Comeback Line Ever.
I look forward to defeating you while refusing to serve as your enabler.
And you think you can do both now after I have said all that I have said, you should be smarter than that to know I have something up my sleeve that will ensure either I win or you end my career. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 24, 2013 19:37:51 GMT -5
Congratulations. You've just won the award for Lamest Comeback Line Ever.
I look forward to defeating you while refusing to serve as your enabler.
And you think you can do both now after I have said all that I have said, you should be smarter than that to know I have something up my sleeve that will ensure either I win or you end my career.
Every night since we've been reunited, she's woken up screaming because she still has nightmares after everything you did to her. You know what she tells me while I'm holding her in my arms and telling her that it'll be all right, that there's nothing that you can do to her anymore?
"Someday, I'm going to be in that ring, and he'll be on his knees, bleeding, begging me to stop hitting him, and I'll just look at him and say, 'I've waited for too long to pay you back for the hell you put me through,' and I'm going to keep beating him and whipping him until his mind completely BREAKS!"
And you know what? If the opportunity arises, I think I'll let her do that. Even though your mind will already be broken because you'll be begging me to end your career and you won't get what you want even after I've beaten you again and again and again. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jan 24, 2013 19:38:08 GMT -5
Congratulations. You've just won the award for Lamest Comeback Line Ever.
I look forward to defeating you while refusing to serve as your enabler.
And you think you can do both now after I have said all that I have said, you should be smarter than that to know I have something up my sleeve that will ensure either I win or you end my career.
Every night since we've been reunited, she's woken up screaming because she still has nightmares after everything you did to her. You know what she tells me while I'm holding her in my arms and telling her that it'll be all right, that there's nothing that you can do to her anymore?
"Someday, I'm going to be in that ring, and he'll be on his knees, bleeding, begging me to stop hitting him, and I'll just look at him and say, 'I've waited for too long to pay you back for the hell you put me through,' and I'm going to keep beating him and whipping him until his mind completely BREAKS!"
And you know what? If the opportunity arises, I think I'll let her do that. Even though your mind will already be broken because you'll be begging me to end your career and you won't get what you want even after I've beaten you again and again and again. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 24, 2013 19:52:42 GMT -5
The Ultimate Survivor line? You didn't watch WrestleCrApocalypse and just assumed I was granted this title shot against you, did ya? I won the Ultimate Survival Challenge therefore.............I am right now the Ultimate Survivor.
And you think you can do both now after I have said all that I have said, you should be smarter than that to know I have something up my sleeve that will ensure either I win or you end my career.
Every night since we've been reunited, she's woken up screaming because she still has nightmares after everything you did to her. You know what she tells me while I'm holding her in my arms and telling her that it'll be all right, that there's nothing that you can do to her anymore?
"Someday, I'm going to be in that ring, and he'll be on his knees, bleeding, begging me to stop hitting him, and I'll just look at him and say, 'I've waited for too long to pay you back for the hell you put me through,' and I'm going to keep beating him and whipping him until his mind completely BREAKS!"
And you know what? If the opportunity arises, I think I'll let her do that. Even though your mind will already be broken because you'll be begging me to end your career and you won't get what you want even after I've beaten you again and again and again.
You think I'm going to go after your kin again? No............I've done enough to that poor flower that she will never be the same. I have something different in mind. And the latest you might find out.......is at the NiteRaw after Lord of Ring.
But you wouldn't want to feel helpless that you couldn't control anything. The planets have all aligned for this one. |
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jan 28, 2013 16:32:31 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in his lair looking over the footage of Conner getting attacked by the man in black*
THERE *He pauses the tape and picks up a very old looking tome which he opens after a few second of flipping through he starts reading aloud* A servant of the great old ones, oft sent to punish...that...fail...and...interrupt...rituals....HONEY GET ME CONNER MACKENZIE'S NUMBER THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I fear this man in black in far more sinister than he thinks.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 28, 2013 22:38:02 GMT -5
*Mulligan is Seen in a Stark white room.....the lack of color is harsh. He's Dressed Well......TOO Well.....in a Plain Black Suit and Tie.....like a stereotypical Man in Black...His words are stilted*
Hall-o Miss store VeeVaa! I Am Goooooood Happy Hard Work Are Pie Rate Mull Again! You Are The Icky Bad Vivaman!
The Man in the Office...he Re-Ed-You-Gated Me! I am No Longer BAD Pie Rate!
This Moon Day! I Will Beet Yoo! Juan Too Free! In the Meddle off thee Rink!
Eye Whale See Chu At Nye Trawl! Eye Ham Made Pie Rate Mull Again!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt Jew Puree Pears?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 29, 2013 1:54:44 GMT -5
The roof is barren, Jonathan Michaels tapes up the last box, Sara puts a hand on his shoulder.
Come on, baby, our flight leaves in two hours.
Actually, it leaves when we tell it to, we own the plane, after all.
Just think, this time tomorrow, you and I are going to be on a nice sandy beach, just the two of us, not a care in the world.
I can't wait.
Sara walks away, Jonathan grabs the box and takes a last look around.
I'll miss this place.
Who would have thought all this time, Parts Unknown was in.......
A plane buzzes overhead, Jonathan looks up and sees a biplane pulling a banner.
THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE FOR YOU, JONATHAN MICHAELS.
Jonathan pauses for a moment, then shrugs.
Says you.
Jonathan takes the box and exits.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Feb 1, 2013 22:05:39 GMT -5
It's crunch time, folks! Time for the Head Detective to take back the title that rightfully belongs to him. Gus Richlen, I hope you took the time to REALLY enjoy being the fake champion that you are. Lord of the Ring will show everyone who the true champion is when I put you down with the Brilliant Deduction for the 3 count.
I know some people will complain, even whine as you say I do constantly, that I beat you because you were tired after Seth beats you for the Inter-Forum title. To that I say simply that it is the risk you take when you hold multiple titles. That was and still is a risk I am willing to take.
Time's quickly ticking down, Gus. The countdown to my ascension to the top of the company is nearly over. And when it does, FAWA will enter a new millenium, with Aaron Enigma leading the way.
I have already anticipated your immense amount of insults, mentioning the whiny bitch club, and talking about how awesome you are. Go right ahead and do exactly what I planned you would, since it's that very fact that will gain me a victory and the Heavyweight title in the ring very soon.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 1, 2013 23:27:32 GMT -5
You've turned into a broken record, Enigma. You know what happens to broken records? They get thrown out in the trash.
The name on all three of my titles is the same: GUS RICHLEN. It's that way because I EARNED the right for them to be there because I busted my ass to get them there, not by being a whiny little bitch like you. That's why you'll never be able to take these away from me. Not at Lord Of The Ring, not ever.
At Lord Of The Ring, I put an end to your complaining and your bullshit once and for all. Since you refuse to give me the respect I deserve, I'll f***ing break you and MAKE you respect me. Simple as that.
You don't measure up to me in any way, shape, or form, Enigma. That's why you'll never be able to beat me, because you'd rather be a pompous, whiny bitch while I quietly plan to rip your head off. The fans recognize the difference, they understand the difference, and that's why they join me in making clear the fact that you ABSOLUTELY SUCK!
The Reign Of The Predator has only just begun, and at Lord Of The Ring, I'm knocking you back down in your place, AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY THERE.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Feb 2, 2013 1:40:14 GMT -5
You've turned into a broken record, Enigma. You know what happens to broken records? They get thrown out in the trash.
The name on all three of my titles is the same: GUS RICHLEN. It's that way because I EARNED the right for them to be there because I busted my ass to get them there, not by being a whiny little bitch like you. That's why you'll never be able to take these away from me. Not at Lord Of The Ring, not ever.
At Lord Of The Ring, I put an end to your complaining and your bulls*** once and for all. Since you refuse to give me the respect I deserve, I'll f***ing break you and MAKE you respect me. Simple as that.
You don't measure up to me in any way, shape, or form, Enigma. That's why you'll never be able to beat me, because you'd rather be a pompous, whiny bitch while I quietly plan to rip your head off. The fans recognize the difference, they understand the difference, and that's why they join me in making clear the fact that you ABSOLUTELY SUCK!
The Reign Of The Predator has only just begun, and at Lord Of The Ring, I'm knocking you back down in your place, AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY THERE.
First off, I have NEVER forsaken the fans. I love my fans because they know who the real champion is. Just because ninety percent of the crowd jumps the bandwagon to you doesn't mean they all did. I've got the hardcore Enigmaniacs in the crowd and I feed off their cheers. They want me to beat you, Gus, and who am I to deny the true fans what they want?
All you have done is say how you are better than me, how you deserve this and I deserve nothing. Yet you call me a broken record when it is YOU who has done nothing but repeat the same thing in the last month. What's wrong, Gus? Can't think of anything new to say?
Let me repeat some famous words from the great NFL coach Vince Lombardi:
"Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game, and that's first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay, and I don't ever want to finish second again. There is a second place bowl game, but it is a game for losers played by losers. It is and always has been an American zeal to be first in anything we do, and to win, and to win, and to win."
Do you understand what it means to win, Gus? To have complete victory? Total victory? No you don't, and neither do I. However, I will tell you this. I know deep down...with EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING...that I want to WIN. I WANT TO WIN SO BAD IT CONSUMES MY ENTIRE BODY!
The question you need to ask yourself at Lord of the Ring, Gus, is whether or not your will to win is greater than mine. Because like the great Vince Lombardi said....I hate coming in second place. I want to win, and to WIN, and TO WIN, AND TO WIN!!!
I WILL WIN AT LORD OF THE RING BECAUSE I WANT IT MORE THAN YOU DO, GUS! CALL ME A BROKEN RECORD? AFTER LORD OF THE RING YOU'LL BE A BROKEN MAN!
THE HEAD DETECTIVE WILL ONCE AGAIN RISE TO THE TOP.....and there isn't a damn thing you, or any of your bandwagon fans, can do about it. |
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 2, 2013 2:25:12 GMT -5
Lord of the Ring....
Nice ring to it.
Three men, three men stand inbetween me and the chance to become Lord of the Ring. Antihero, Seth Drakin, Connor Mackenzie. Three men who want to stop Hollywood's Own from achieving his destiny.
How fresh will Seth Drakin be after fighting for the Interforums Title?
How focused is Connor on this match?
Where the hell is Antihero? And doesn't his name make him the bad guy?
Regardless, Hollywood's Own is going to do the same thing he did in Battlebowl, the same thing he did during his record setting title reign. He's going to win, he's going to excel, he's going to amaze the Parts Unknown Arena.
And I shall be the Lord of the Ring.
The world is mine, after all....
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 2, 2013 5:21:30 GMT -5
You have no place quoting Lombardi when you're much more like Rex Ryan, Enigma. Both of you are constant blowhards that can't back it up against a superior opponent.
Time for you to face the facts, Enigma. Time for you to accept that I won my titles fairly. Time for you to accept that I'm simply better than you, PERIOD. Time for you to learn that your place in the food chain is not at the top.
Time for you to stop being the whiny little bitch that you are, because otherwise, there won't be any excuses for you to cover up the fact that you simply are not on my level and that you'll NEVER beat me. EVER.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Feb 2, 2013 10:29:08 GMT -5
Lord of the Ring....
Nice ring to it.
Three men, three men stand inbetween me and the chance to become Lord of the Ring. Antihero, Seth Drakin, Connor Mackenzie. Three men who want to stop Hollywood's Own from achieving his destiny.
How fresh will Seth Drakin be after fighting for the Interforums Title?
How focused is Connor on this match?
Where the hell is Antihero? And doesn't his name make him the bad guy?
Regardless, Hollywood's Own is going to do the same thing he did in Battlebowl, the same thing he did during his record setting title reign. He's going to win, he's going to excel, he's going to amaze the Parts Unknown Arena.
And I shall be the Lord of the Ring.
The world is mine, after all....
I have had a whole year. A WHOLE YEAR. Of waiting for this oppurtunity again. Last year Ryan Blood proved to be the better man in our contest...but that was one year ago. Now I have the chance to not only make up for past mistakes but show people like you that the world is not yours. The world belongs to those to have the will to see what the world can be and the strength to make it so. And I am going to prove beyond any doubt that I have the strength to do just that. This year the only Lord of the Ring I see you being "Hollywood" is the one with the bare feet and fat belly when you dress up as Bilbo for Halloween. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 2, 2013 10:36:49 GMT -5
Gus................I do not have a problem. Ending my career would complete the circle towards making you the new Seth Drakin. I have shown that you have done almost everything that I have done. You asked for this more than a year ago and now, you are almost at that threshold. You will either complete the cycle or lose the Interforums Title and greatly disappoint me.
Connor.............I am glad to hear that you wanted to face me in the semis. Unfortunately for you, it will not end happily because like last time when we faced, I will beat you and advance to face either Antihero or Michael Hayden, both of whom I have beaten and will beat again to become the 2013 Lord of the Ring.
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