FAWA Promo Thread #15

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 2, 2013 10:36:49 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Gus................I do not have a problem. Ending my career would complete the circle towards making you the new Seth Drakin. I have shown that you have done almost everything that I have done. You asked for this more than a year ago and now, you are almost at that threshold. You will either complete the cycle or lose the Interforums Title and greatly disappoint me.

I never wanted to be you. I always wanted to be Gus Richlen, simple as that. And when I defeat Enigma AGAIN, I'll prove I'm not you at all because you never successfully defended the FAWA World Championship.

You're a sick man and need counseling, Drakin. Or perhaps an intervention, that is, if you still have anybody outside the Whiny Little Bitch Club that cares for you anymore.I don't need to end your career to defeat you. I never have needed to and I never will. All I need to be is better than you, and I already AM that. Shit, I proved it three times already!

I'm walking into Lord Of The Ring as Triple Champion and I'm walking out as Triple Champion. YOU, on the other hand, need to walk into a treatment facility for your problems, because it's only going to keep getting worse since I refuse to be your enabler.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Feb 2, 2013 5:21:30 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You have no place quoting Lombardi when you're much more like Rex Ryan, Enigma. Both of you are constant blowhards that can't back it up against a superior opponent.

Time for you to face the facts, Enigma. Time for you to accept that I won my titles fairly. Time for you to accept that I'm simply better than you, PERIOD. Time for you to learn that your place in the food chain is not at the top.

Time for you to stop being the whiny little bitch that you are, because otherwise, there won't be any excuses for you to cover up the fact that you simply are not on my level and that you'll NEVER beat me. EVER.

You just don't get it. This isn't about being better, Gus. This is about who wants it more, and there is NOBODY on the planet that wants to win more than I do. You need to understand that and stop living in your delusional world where you are better than everyone because of one or two victories. When I claimed myself the greatest Inter-Forum champion, it was because I defeated multiple opponents. Even when my title was stripped from me, or taken via a briefcase, what did I do?

I destroyed everyone in my path and took it back. Lord of the Ring is NO different. First off, I've never even gotten my rematch for the Inter-Forum title and as far as I'm concerned I shouldn't have had to fight JoNo just to get a shot at the Heavyweight title. I did it though, and that means you'll have to face me yet again.

Wake up, Gus. The world isn't as black and white as you want it to be. You might've been better than me when you took my Inter-Forum title, you might've been better when you took the Heavyweight title after I won Thunderdome. It isn't about being better. It's about who has the stronger will to WIN! I'll prove it to you inside the ring when I take back my Heavyweight championship.

Black and white? Oh no no no, Gus. The world is full of grey, and if you want to look at it in such extreme ways then you can look forward to losing one of those titles you have at Lord of the Ring.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 2, 2013 11:37:57 GMT -5 Head Detective Aaron Enigma said:

Feb 2, 2013 5:21:30 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You have no place quoting Lombardi when you're much more like Rex Ryan, Enigma. Both of you are constant blowhards that can't back it up against a superior opponent.

Time for you to face the facts, Enigma. Time for you to accept that I won my titles fairly. Time for you to accept that I'm simply better than you, PERIOD. Time for you to learn that your place in the food chain is not at the top.

Time for you to stop being the whiny little bitch that you are, because otherwise, there won't be any excuses for you to cover up the fact that you simply are not on my level and that you'll NEVER beat me. EVER.

You just don't get it. This isn't about being better, Gus. This is about who wants it more, and there is NOBODY on the planet that wants to win more than I do. You need to understand that and stop living in your delusional world where you are better than everyone because of one or two victories. When I claimed myself the greatest Inter-Forum champion, it was because I defeated multiple opponents. Even when my title was stripped from me, or taken via a briefcase, what did I do?

I destroyed everyone in my path and took it back. Lord of the Ring is NO different. First off, I've never even gotten my rematch for the Inter-Forum title and as far as I'm concerned I shouldn't have had to fight JoNo just to get a shot at the Heavyweight title. I did it though, and that means you'll have to face me yet again.

Wake up, Gus. The world isn't as black and white as you want it to be. You might've been better than me when you took my Inter-Forum title, you might've been better when you took the Heavyweight title after I won Thunderdome. It isn't about being better. It's about who has the stronger will to WIN! I'll prove it to you inside the ring when I take back my Heavyweight championship.

Black and white? Oh no no no, Gus. The world is full of grey, and if you want to look at it in such extreme ways then you can look forward to losing one of those titles you have at Lord of the Ring.

Enigma, YOU'RE A JOKE. Simple as that. You can't beat me. YOU WON'T BEAT ME.

While you were traipsing off in Never-Never Land a couple of years ago, I was beating the hell out of everyone I went up against. When you came back, you were fightin in some paltry battle royal while I became Inter-Forum Champion. I didn't need Viva or The Fallen to strengthen me, but unfortunately or fortunately, it happened. And now, not only are Shaelin and I stronger and tougher than before, we're BETTER.

You don't want shit, Enigma. All you want to do is sit around and bitch and moan because things don't go the way YOU want them to. Me, I don't do that. I shut up and f***ing FIGHT. You refuse to do that. I work to improve my game. You refuse to do that. I go out and PROVE that I'm the best in this company- no, not just the company, THE WHOLE BUSINESS. YOU. REFUSE. TO. DO. THAT.

Lord Of The Rings is going to be your wake-up call, Enigma. Go right ahead and keep spewing your bullshit and your whining and your empty words and fail to back them up, and I will destroy you. I will make you eat your words with a coating of Shut Up Sauce and with a side dish of Back Down The Ladder You Go, Pretender.

Or stop the f***ing talking and actually ACT. Actually try to improve instead of being the whiny little bitch that you are. Actually try to put up and shut up even though you know it's not going to make any difference because you will never take the World Championship from me. Stop living in your delusions before you end up joining Seth Drakin in a mental facility.

Because otherwise, the only colors you'll be seeing will be the darkness of your own eyelids because I will tear you apart.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Feb 2, 2013 12:00:46 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Enigma, YOU'RE A JOKE. Simple as that. You can't beat me. YOU WON'T BEAT ME.

While you were traipsing off in Never-Never Land a couple of years ago, I was beating the hell out of everyone I went up against. When you came back, you were fightin in some paltry battle royal while I became Inter-Forum Champion. I didn't need Viva or The Fallen to strengthen me, but unfortunately or fortunately, it happened. And now, not only are Shaelin and I stronger and tougher than before, we're BETTER.

You don't want s***, Enigma. All you want to do is sit around and bitch and moan because things don't go the way YOU want them to. Me, I don't do that. I shut up and f***ing FIGHT. You refuse to do that. I work to improve my game. You refuse to do that. I go out and PROVE that I'm the best in this company- no, not just the company, THE WHOLE BUSINESS. YOU. REFUSE. TO. DO. THAT.

Lord Of The Rings is going to be your wake-up call, Enigma. Go right ahead and keep spewing your bulls*** and your whining and your empty words and fail to back them up, and I will destroy you. I will make you eat your words with a coating of Shut Up Sauce and with a side dish of Back Down The Ladder You Go, Pretender.

Or stop the f***ing talking and actually ACT. Actually try to improve instead of being the whiny little bitch that you are. Actually try to put up and shut up even though you know it's not going to make any difference because you will never take the World Championship from me. Stop living in your delusions before you end up joining Seth Drakin in a mental facility.

Because otherwise, the only colors you'll be seeing will be the darkness of your own eyelids because I will tear you apart.

Come up with something new to say please. I've already developed hundreds of strategies for next week's match. You think I haven't improved? I became Heavyweight champion and you took advantage of me when I was exhausted and took it for me. I'm sorry how does that make you better than me exactly? How about you go through a Thunderdome match then I waltz out and take the title from you, Gus. See, I've accepted the fact that you live in your dream world where you are the best and nothing that I can ever do will be good enough to beat you.

BUT WAKE THE F*** UP GUS!!! THE WORLD ISN'T THAT SIMPLE! YOU THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU RUNNING YOUR MOUTH? YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY I WILL NEVER BEAT YOU THAT IT IS TRUE?

I pity you, Gus. Even with those titles, even with your beautiful girl, you are still so insecure. You are paranoid that if you don't mention how great you are all the time that people will realize you aren't. See, I already know you aren't as great as you say you are. You come out to the ring, talk about how great you are, but you are really just trying to convince yourself.

Deep down you are afraid, Gus. You are afraid that all your bravado will end up with you losing to me. So you constantly just insult me, continue to tell me that I will never be better than you at anything. Unfortunately for you I already am, Gus.

You spoke of honor when I was Inter-Forum champion. You said that I didn't honor the history of the title and you needed to take it from me to restore it. However since you've won the title, all you have done is bitch and moan about being triple champion. You openly gloat about it, because you knew that it was my dream to be Undisputed champion.

How did you play it off? You denied to the fans you wouldn't be like me. You wouldn't say you are Undisputed champion. That's just a facade though isn't it, Gus? Subconsciously, you are the most arrogant man in the world, thinking you are so great because you took advantage of a good situation. Opportunities are great, but now you are stuck facing a man who's dream you destroyed.

However through all of that I have changed. Have I been whining recently? No I haven't. You don't skip a beat mentioning that I did at one point though. I am a detective, Gus. I know things about people they don't even know, and I know that you are scared of losing to me. You are scared that you won't be able to back up all that tough talk if I beat you for the Heavyweight title.

Like I said, I pity you, Gus. You just can't accept things for what they are, so you have to delude yourself into thinking you are unbeatable. You are just setting yourself up for the greatest fall in FAWA history if that's the case, and it starts at Lord of the Ring.

It's a shame, Gus. It's a damn shame.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

It's quite clear that you've bought into your own bullshit. And since you have proven me right every time you've opened your mouth to speak, I'm going to just say the one thing I've been saying for the past few weeks:

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

I've proven you right? Do you even listen to yourself? And you call me the delusional one.

I truly feel sorry for you, Gus. To live in that dream world of the Predator Knight must be fun for you. However your dream will become a nightmare at Lord of the Ring.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 2, 2013 13:32:33 GMT -5 Head Detective Aaron Enigma said:

I've proven you right? Do you even listen to yourself? And you call me the delusional one.

I truly feel sorry for you, Gus. To live in that dream world of the Predator Knight must be fun for you. However your dream will become a nightmare at Lord of the Ring.

Congratulations. You've just proved my point again.

You're all wind and no storm, Enigma. Next week, You're getting struck down again. End of discussion, end of talking. You can keep blustering but it'll fall on deaf ears. I'm going to do what you have made it clear you won't, and that is be ready to leave you broken.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Feb 2, 2013 10:53:04 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Feb 2, 2013 10:36:49 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Gus................I do not have a problem. Ending my career would complete the circle towards making you the new Seth Drakin. I have shown that you have done almost everything that I have done. You asked for this more than a year ago and now, you are almost at that threshold. You will either complete the cycle or lose the Interforums Title and greatly disappoint me.

I never wanted to be you. I always wanted to be Gus Richlen, simple as that. And when I defeat Enigma AGAIN, I'll prove I'm not you at all because you never successfully defended the FAWA World Championship.

You're a sick man and need counseling, Drakin. Or perhaps an intervention, that is, if you still have anybody outside the Whiny Little Bitch Club that cares for you anymore.I don't need to end your career to defeat you. I never have needed to and I never will. All I need to be is better than you, and I already AM that. s***, I proved it three times already!

I'm walking into Lord Of The Ring as Triple Champion and I'm walking out as Triple Champion. YOU, on the other hand, need to walk into a treatment facility for your problems, because it's only going to keep getting worse since I refuse to be your enabler.

Gus, you may need to look closely at that night when I lost the world title. I did successfully defend that belt the first match, only to be screwed by Dave, who made the match re-start with only the world title on the line and thanks to Naitch distracting me, I lost.

Like I said before Gus, I don't need treatment at all. I know what I am doing and I am making sure to do what you what you wanted that night over a year ago.

I'm going to show you that I am alot tougher than the last time you faced me and I am going to take from you a title that I have never won. After Lord of the Ring, you will be at best a double champion and I don't even know about that with Aaron coming at you.

And you keep putting me in that "Whiny whatever you call them club", maybe you should ask your girlfriend how much of a whiny whatever I was when I was torturing her. Your ho was crying for you every second. I swear, I think I may have taken every tear she will ever had. Remember that the only man who was whining during that entire ordeal was

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I'm sorry, are you still ranting? I'm done listening. I have better things to do than listen to the cringe-inducing pleas for help from a mentally disturbed individual.

Seriously. Get some help for your problems.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Go ahead and believe that Gus. Because at Lord of the Ring, your failure to end my career will result in "Your winner and new Interforums Champion................Seth Drakin".

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 2, 2013 23:46:35 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Go ahead and believe that Gus. Because at Lord of the Ring, your failure to end my career will result in "Your winner and new Interforums Champion................Seth Drakin".

I'm sorry, Betty, I couldn't hear you over you singing "They're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, to the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha ha."

I'm not your enabler, Betty. The onl person who will end your career is you. And the only person who ends my reign as Triple Champion is no one. Not you, and sure as hell not Enigma.

After I show that you and I are nothing alike by provin that I am a winner unlike you, I suggest you have yourself committed to a mental facility before somebody does it for you.

Any more bullshit from you and the Head Crybaby will be ignored by me and the fans that the two of you have spat on. I have better things to do than listen to your mentally ill ranting, namely, preparing to successfully defend both of my and the fan's championships.

Conversation is officially over.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Feb 3, 2013 0:10:28 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Feb 2, 2013 23:46:35 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Go ahead and believe that Gus. Because at Lord of the Ring, your failure to end my career will result in "Your winner and new Interforums Champion................Seth Drakin".

I'm sorry, Betty, I couldn't hear you over you singing "They're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, to the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha ha."

I'm not your enabler, Betty. The onl person who will end your career is you. And the only person who ends my reign as Triple Champion is no one. Not you, and sure as hell not Enigma.

After I show that you and I are nothing alike by provin that I am a winner unlike you, I suggest you have yourself committed to a mental facility before somebody does it for you.

Any more bulls*** from you and the Head Crybaby will be ignored by me and the fans that the two of you have spat on. I have better things to do than listen to your mentally ill ranting, namely, preparing to successfully defend both of my and the fan's championships.

Conversation is officially over.

Your brother thought he was better than me and where is he? Oh yeah, not on the Lord of the Ring card. And he is there because I beat the poor sap fair and square.

And as far as that song goes, I'm sure your brother was singing that because he should still be in the funny farm. So should his ward for letting his crazy ass out.

Your steadfast ignorance has given me a great idea of what I shall do with you wanting a rematch when you lose. Or you wanting a rematch at the World title when Aaron beats you and the man who gets the next title shot isn't you, but me.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*crickets*

*more crickets*

*MORE CRICKETS*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Do you know what the crickets chirping is? It is either the male crickets trying to either look for a female, try to court said female, trying to fight another male, or a male successfully mating with a female

So either you are chirping for a fight or you are looking for Shaelin to.......well, do naughty things to. But if it is the second, that will be quite easy to do, if you catch my drift.

I look forward to squashing you regardless of what your chirping means.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*decides not to watch dead horse get beaten repeatedly and goes back to training*

[Fiddleford H. McGucket]

*Mulligan is in his Chamber (The Stark white Too Bright one) with a Fisher*Price See'n'Say*


*Pull the String*
The Cow says........Mooooooooooo

*Pulls*

The Cow Says ......... *Wilhelm Scream*

*Pulls*

The Cow says .......DEAR GOD! MAKE IT STOP!

*Pulls*

The Pirate Says........YARRRRRRR!

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Feb 2, 2013 10:29:08 GMT -5 Connor Mackenzie said:

Feb 2, 2013 2:25:12 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Lord of the Ring....

Nice ring to it.

Three men, three men stand inbetween me and the chance to become Lord of the Ring. Antihero, Seth Drakin, Connor Mackenzie. Three men who want to stop Hollywood's Own from achieving his destiny.

How fresh will Seth Drakin be after fighting for the Interforums Title?

How focused is Connor on this match?

Where the hell is Antihero? And doesn't his name make him the bad guy?

Regardless, Hollywood's Own is going to do the same thing he did in Battlebowl, the same thing he did during his record setting title reign. He's going to win, he's going to excel, he's going to amaze the Parts Unknown Arena.

And I shall be the Lord of the Ring.

The world is mine, after all....

Calling into question how focused I am? Really Hayden you might want to consider your words more carefully next time. Right now this match with Seth and the match I have after with either you or Antihero are the most prominent things in my mind.

I have had a whole year. A WHOLE YEAR. Of waiting for this oppurtunity again. Last year Ryan Blood proved to be the better man in our contest...but that was one year ago. Now I have the chance to not only make up for past mistakes but show people like you that the world is not yours. The world belongs to those to have the will to see what the world can be and the strength to make it so. And I am going to prove beyond any doubt that I have the strength to do just that. This year the only Lord of the Ring I see you being "Hollywood" is the one with the bare feet and fat belly when you dress up as Bilbo for Halloween.

Truth be told, I'm more partial to Frodo. He did have the better performance in my opinion.

As for calling into question your focus, well, it's a fair question. For the past couple of weeks you've been the victim of several attacks, left lying on the ground while the Man in Black remains unscathed. Part of you has to wonder if he'll make another appearance at Lord of the Ring. It would almost be foolish not to.

And that's where my advantage lies. Seth Drakin is busy with Gus, just like he has been for the past several months. And after the Interforums match, how will he be able to stand against a fresh man?

Antihero is as silent as the grave. As though he doesn't care about this opportunity. Maybe he's training, maybe not. But against Hollywood's Own, the ending is never in doubt.

Which brings us to the finals, doesn't it Connor? Where, if everything goes right, you and I will meet. And while you may want to beat me and prove your worth, part of you will wonder about the MiB. And that will cost you dearly.

You come at the king, you best not miss. Because at Lord of the Ring, it will be my name in lights as I am announced the winner.

After all, the world is mine. You're just living in it.

[Deleted]

Well, it appears I'm not really up to my game like I claimed. 'Been on a bit of a losing streak. Not good, not good... I could just say that I'm going to make a comeback like all the other times but I don't think people will take me serious right now. I could call out someone again and spark some controversy but again, probably would't be taken seriously. Every time I lose, I just head straight back to that training room and improve. I'm serious now.

This is it, this is where my road to success will begin. No more half assing and being cocky. My technical ability is at the top of it's game at the moment. That match with Hayden made me realize this. I know I've said this before, but this time I mean it.

[Connor Mackenzie]

Feb 5, 2013 14:32:02 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Truth be told, I'm more partial to Frodo. He did have the better performance in my opinion.

As for calling into question your focus, well, it's a fair question. For the past couple of weeks you've been the victim of several attacks, left lying on the ground while the Man in Black remains unscathed. Part of you has to wonder if he'll make another appearance at Lord of the Ring. It would almost be foolish not to.

And that's where my advantage lies. Seth Drakin is busy with Gus, just like he has been for the past several months. And after the Interforums match, how will he be able to stand against a fresh man?

Antihero is as silent as the grave. As though he doesn't care about this opportunity. Maybe he's training, maybe not. But against Hollywood's Own, the ending is never in doubt.

Which brings us to the finals, doesn't it Connor? Where, if everything goes right, you and I will meet. And while you may want to beat me and prove your worth, part of you will wonder about the MiB. And that will cost you dearly.

You come at the king, you best not miss. Because at Lord of the Ring, it will be my name in lights as I am announced the winner.

After all, the world is mine. You're just living in it.

And that's just the thing that the Man in Black wants to accomplish, along with who he is working for. To create doubt within me, to make me more focused on looking over my shoulder and behind me then what it right in front of me.

And for someone like you it seems rather convienent for you to bring up something that could potentially bolster your chances. But in case you've forgotten I've looked over my shoulder for nearly the past year because I've got the target on my back. Because everyone knows that when it comes to a fair fight one on one with me that their chances are one of two things and neither of them are in your favour.

So come Lord of the Ring, if what you say comes to pass and we face each other in the tournament finals don't expect to find me looking over my shoulder, looking behind me because I've already learned the lessons found there. The only place I'm looking is to the future and become the FAWA Heavyweight champion. And that means looking forward...and past you.

*Connor turns, eyeing Jason Flynn for a moment before nodding approvingly.*

And as for you Jason...you ever need a training partner, or someone in your corner...give me a call.

[Deleted]

Like a Tag Team? Never thought about it. Maybe it could work, since I've been down on my luck as of late in singles competition.

*Jason stares down and chuckles*

Hey, maybe a little moral support could do me good.