FAWA Promo Thread #15

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Feb 6, 2013 7:42:32 GMT -5 Connor Mackenzie said:

Feb 5, 2013 14:32:02 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Truth be told, I'm more partial to Frodo. He did have the better performance in my opinion.

As for calling into question your focus, well, it's a fair question. For the past couple of weeks you've been the victim of several attacks, left lying on the ground while the Man in Black remains unscathed. Part of you has to wonder if he'll make another appearance at Lord of the Ring. It would almost be foolish not to.

And that's where my advantage lies. Seth Drakin is busy with Gus, just like he has been for the past several months. And after the Interforums match, how will he be able to stand against a fresh man?

Antihero is as silent as the grave. As though he doesn't care about this opportunity. Maybe he's training, maybe not. But against Hollywood's Own, the ending is never in doubt.

Which brings us to the finals, doesn't it Connor? Where, if everything goes right, you and I will meet. And while you may want to beat me and prove your worth, part of you will wonder about the MiB. And that will cost you dearly.

You come at the king, you best not miss. Because at Lord of the Ring, it will be my name in lights as I am announced the winner.

After all, the world is mine. You're just living in it.

And that's just the thing that the Man in Black wants to accomplish, along with who he is working for. To create doubt within me, to make me more focused on looking over my shoulder and behind me then what it right in front of me.

And for someone like you it seems rather convienent for you to bring up something that could potentially bolster your chances. But in case you've forgotten I've looked over my shoulder for nearly the past year because I've got the target on my back. Because everyone knows that when it comes to a fair fight one on one with me that their chances are one of two things and neither of them are in your favour.

So come Lord of the Ring, if what you say comes to pass and we face each other in the tournament finals don't expect to find me looking over my shoulder, looking behind me because I've already learned the lessons found there. The only place I'm looking is to the future and become the FAWA Heavyweight champion. And that means looking forward...and past you.

Looking past me? Connor, if you hope to become Lord of the Ring, you'll have to focus on me. You'll have to live in the present if you hope to make it to the future.

True, I have my plans for the future, but every one of them can be changed. Altered. I don't depend on one plan, I have several in place should the unthinkable happen. You on the other hand, have proven to be narrow-minded by focusing on one goal. Should you lose, and against me you certainly will, what then? What haopens when you fail to achieve that which you want?

Blow after blow you've taken Connor. Even in Thunderdome, I admit it took two men to put you down for the three. But this time, there's no Disturbance to protect you. No no no, come Lord of the Ring, it will be MY name in lights as I ascend to the mountaintop.

All because you looked past me.

[Bull Ant]

Moo: Look all I'm going to say about is......ARG! I be kickin ye booty all cross the Poop Deck

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*All four members of Transgression And Redemption are making their way backstage when Jerry Fish comes up to them:*

Gus Richlen, earlier tonight, you lost the Inter-Forum Championship to Seth Drakin. afterwards, he announced that you were never to receive a rematch as long as-

*The World Champion yanks him forward by the tie:*

BULL. SHIT.

When I signed my contract after Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, there was a rematch clause added. Betty's days as champion are numbered, because I am going to take full advantage of that clause.

And if he wants to argue, then I'd like to know one thing:

HOW DOES HE PLAN ON DEFENDING THE TITLE IF HE'S IN PRISON FOR KIDNAPPING?!

*Richlen lets him go and the group walks off, but not before the camera catches a strange glint in Shaelin's eyes....*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Feb 7, 2013 21:15:06 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

*All four members of Transgression And Redemption are making their way backstage when Jerry Fish comes up to them:*

Gus Richlen, earlier tonight, you lost the Inter-Forum Championship to Seth Drakin. afterwards, he announced that you were never to receive a rematch as long as-

*The World Champion yanks him forward by the tie:*

BULL. s***.

When I signed my contract after Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, there was a rematch clause added. Betty's days as champion are numbered, because I am going to take full advantage of that clause.

And if he wants to argue, then I'd like to know one thing:

HOW DOES HE PLAN ON DEFENDING THE TITLE IF HE'S IN PRISON FOR KIDNAPPING?!

*Richlen lets him go and the group walks off, but not before the camera catches a strange glint in Shaelin's eyes....*

Awww..........is Gus upset that he is now getting what he gave Aaron? He didnt give Mr. Enigma a rematch for that belt so as far as I'm concerned, I don't have to give Mr. Crybaby crap.

It still stands, no rematch for the Interforums Title. Your days as Triple Champion................are finished. Go cry somewhere else because I have better things to do than to listen to the tears of a man who has been given everything, from me and everyone else in this company.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You didn't answer my question. And I WILL USE my rematch clause on you whether you like it or not.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

As long as you're the world champion, you can't.

It's done. I have new people to fight and quite frankly, you're too much of a disappointment for me to even bother with you now.

As far as the kidnapping goes, do you really want to go down that road? Because even if you do put me in jail and I am stripped of the Interforums Title, you still wont get a chance to compete for that belt until you are no longer the world champion.

You have a world title to defend, I suggest you move on and maybe in the distant future we will do this again.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 7, 2013 22:13:57 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

As long as you're the world champion, you can't.

It's done. I have new people to fight and quite frankly, you're too much of a disappointment for me to even bother with you now.

As far as the kidnapping goes, do you really want to go down that road? Because even if you do put me in jail and I am stripped of the Interforums Title, you still wont get a chance to compete for that belt until you are no longer the world champion.

You have a world title to defend, I suggest you move on and maybe in the distant future we will do this again.

OK, it's clear to me that your mental health issues have really wreaked havoc on you to the point where you completely fail to get the point. So, with apologies to Chris Jericho, I'm going to put this as simply as I can:



CONTRACT



CONTAINS



REMATCH



CLAUSE.



ME



WANT



TITLE



REMATCH!

Seriously, is it that hard for you to figure out that NOTHING is keeping me from using my rematch clause on you?

Or did you insist on not letting me have a rematch because deep down, you're still afraid of me?

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Feb 8, 2013 10:59:38 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Feb 7, 2013 22:13:57 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

As long as you're the world champion, you can't.

It's done. I have new people to fight and quite frankly, you're too much of a disappointment for me to even bother with you now.

As far as the kidnapping goes, do you really want to go down that road? Because even if you do put me in jail and I am stripped of the Interforums Title, you still wont get a chance to compete for that belt until you are no longer the world champion.

You have a world title to defend, I suggest you move on and maybe in the distant future we will do this again.

OK, it's clear to me that your mental health issues have really wreaked havoc on you to the point where you completely fail to get the point. So, with apologies to Chris Jericho, I'm going to put this as simply as I can:



CONTRACT



CONTAINS



REMATCH



CLAUSE.



ME



WANT



TITLE



REMATCH!

Seriously, is it that hard for you to figure out that NOTHING is keeping me from using my rematch clause on you?

Or did you insist on not letting me have a rematch because deep down, you're still afraid of me?

I'm not afraid of you at all. I think everyone here besides your posse of mindless idiots, is tired of you gallivanting around here with all of the titles. I also told you that there would be consequences if you didn't end my career and these are those consequences.

So unless you plan on putting something valuable on the line, which everyone knows you are too cowardly to do, and Shaelin does something I know she wont do, the rematch is off the table.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 8, 2013 11:18:05 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Feb 8, 2013 10:59:38 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

OK, it's clear to me that your mental health issues have really wreaked havoc on you to the point where you completely fail to get the point. So, with apologies to Chris Jericho, I'm going to put this as simply as I can:



CONTRACT



CONTAINS



REMATCH



CLAUSE.



ME



WANT



TITLE



REMATCH!

Seriously, is it that hard for you to figure out that NOTHING is keeping me from using my rematch clause on you?

Or did you insist on not letting me have a rematch because deep down, you're still afraid of me?

I'm not afraid of you at all. I think everyone here besides your posse of mindless idiots, is tired of you gallivanting around here with all of the titles. I also told you that there would be consequences if you didn't end my career and these are those consequences.

So unless you plan on putting something valuable on the line, which everyone knows you are too cowardly to do, and Shaelin does something I know she wont do, the rematch is off the table.

If by "everyone" you mean yourself and the other three members of the Whiny Little Bitch Club, I believe there's thousands of other, no, MILLIONS of other voices that would disagree with "everyone."

My contract includes a rematch clause. You have no say in whether I use it or not.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

You know, I'd like to celebrate becoming Lord of the Ring, just as I said I would, but that can wait for NiteRaw.

Because right now, all I feel is disrespect.

Gus, you have me to worry about. The man who did more than you could have possibly dreamed of in one year. The man who is going to challenge you for the World title. Hollywood's Own. And now, Lord of the Ring.

And yet, you focus on Seth Drakin. Just like you have for what seems like an eternity.

Here's a novel idea Gus: Forget about Seth Drakin. Instead of trying to hog the titles for yourself, how about you let someone else get a shot? Let Jason Flynn get a crack, give your buddy Connor Mackenzie a chance to wear gold. Focus on the titles you have left, enjoy your time with them. Because the World Title is coming to me soon.

So for once, ignore Seth. Don't make the same mistake Connor did when he looked past me. Otherwose, you'll find yourself missing about ten pounds of gold.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 8, 2013 11:32:54 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

You know, I'd like to celebrate becoming Lord of the Ring, just as I said I would, but that can wait for NiteRaw.

Because right now, all I feel is disrespect.

Gus, you have me to worry about. The man who did more than you could have possibly dreamed of in one year. The man who is going to challenge you for the World title. Hollywood's Own. And now, Lord of the Ring.

And yet, you focus on Seth Drakin. Just like you have for what seems like an eternity.

Here's a novel idea Gus: Forget about Seth Drakin. Instead of trying to hog the titles for yourself, how about you let someone else get a shot? Let Jason Flynn get a crack, give your buddy Connor Mackenzie a chance to wear gold. Focus on the titles you have left, enjoy your time with them. Because the World Title is coming to me soon.

So for once, ignore Seth. Don't make the same mistake Connor did when he looked past me. Otherwose, you'll find yourself missing about ten pounds of gold.

I'm sorry, Mr. Irrelevant, were you talking?

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Feb 8, 2013 11:35:32 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Feb 8, 2013 11:32:54 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

You know, I'd like to celebrate becoming Lord of the Ring, just as I said I would, but that can wait for NiteRaw.

Because right now, all I feel is disrespect.

Gus, you have me to worry about. The man who did more than you could have possibly dreamed of in one year. The man who is going to challenge you for the World title. Hollywood's Own. And now, Lord of the Ring.

And yet, you focus on Seth Drakin. Just like you have for what seems like an eternity.

Here's a novel idea Gus: Forget about Seth Drakin. Instead of trying to hog the titles for yourself, how about you let someone else get a shot? Let Jason Flynn get a crack, give your buddy Connor Mackenzie a chance to wear gold. Focus on the titles you have left, enjoy your time with them. Because the World Title is coming to me soon.

So for once, ignore Seth. Don't make the same mistake Connor did when he looked past me. Otherwose, you'll find yourself missing about ten pounds of gold.

I'm sorry, Mr. Irrelevant, were you talking?

That's Lord of the Ring. And considering I beat three men to earn that title, I'd appreciate it if you could at least pretend to have some respect for me.

You know, respect. That funny little word you demand from everyone but never show to your opponents?

Hell, I respected Connor and Jason even when I said I'd beat them. Is asking the same from our champion, the man that all the fans look up to, too much to ask?

But in case you forgot my name, please allow me to introduce myself. After all, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

I am the Lord of the Ring, the winner of the Battlebowl, the longest reigning TV Champion this company has ever seen. "Hollywood's Own", and the next FAWA World Heavyweight Champion, Michael Hayden.

And I am far from irrelevant.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 8, 2013 11:55:28 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Feb 8, 2013 11:35:32 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

I'm sorry, Mr. Irrelevant, were you talking?

That's Lord of the Ring. And considering I beat three men to earn that title, I'd appreciate it if you could at least pretend to have some respect for me.

You know, respect. That funny little word you demand from everyone but never show to your opponents?

Hell, I respected Connor and Jason even when I said I'd beat them. Is asking the same from our champion, the man that all the fans look up to, too much to ask?

But in case you forgot my name, please allow me to introduce myself. After all, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

I am the Lord of the Ring, the winner of the Battlebowl, the longest reigning TV Champion this company has ever seen. "Hollywood's Own", and the next FAWA World Heavyweight Champion, Michael Hayden.

And I am far from irrelevant.

You're irrelevant. Compared to me, you ain't done jack. And you can forget about being World Champion because you're not going to have any better luck than the Head Crybaby Aaron Enigma did.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

You keep calling people the Whiny B**** club when it seems like you are being one right now. A case of the pot calling the kettle black.

I've got better things to do than deal with you so this Interforums Title and I am going to do those better things. Come back to me when you are going to give as much as you want to take.

[Fiddleford H. McGucket]

Feb 7, 2013 20:19:35 GMT -5 Bull Ant said:

Moo: Look all I'm going to say about is......ARG! I be kickin ye booty all cross the Poop Deck

*Pops a Few Pills with a sip of Water....Mulligan is dressed immaculately in a VERY Nice Suit*
Arg? ARG?!

First things first you Cud-chewing Troglodyte It's ARRRRRRRRRRR!

It's only 2 Damn letters!

Secondly..... I don't know who cut the lights....since Light switches seem too COMPLEX for your Tiny Female brain.... and Yer Brother Bull seems to be dimmer than you are....Hell....he's probably a Steer!

Listen I could Run Down you, your family, your sordid sexual history that paid for your "Wrestling Lessons", but I Digress.....

You have until NiteRaw to forfeit the belt like a good girl or give me the rematch that I deserve.


Yarr.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Hmmm....with the no rematch for Gus, I'll see what opponents I should defend my belt against.

Connor Mackenzie - He beat me to advance at to the Lord of the Ring finals, but choked in the finals so he does not have the world title shot. I may want to show him that he hit the jackpot when he fought me two matches after I beat Gus.

Aaron Enigma - He was a former Interforums Champion and Gus Richlen was too cowardly to ever give the Head Detective a rematch for that belt. Maybe I should right a wrong perpetrated by my failure of a student.

Antihero - He has beaten me the last two times for a different belt that he no longer has. He also beat Aaron Enigma to advance to the semifinals of the Lord of the Ring tournament.

Bull Ant - Well, he is still TV Champion and he can cash in that belt soon for a title shot at me so I may have to look at him.

Viva - He and I do not like each other and since he doesnt have a title, I would have no problem beating him up.

Maybe I should go home and talk to my family about who is best worthy of being my first challenger. Unlike Gus, I am going to make this belt my only focus right now because I am not a greedy SOB.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You can stop with the "no rematch" bullshit because you can't stop me from using my clause against you.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Feb 9, 2013 15:29:43 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You can stop with the "no rematch" bulls*** because you can't stop me from using my clause against you.

You'll have your rematch, but your contract doesnt say when so yeah, as long as your world champion...........NO REMATCH.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Feb 9, 2013 15:58:43 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Feb 9, 2013 15:29:43 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You can stop with the "no rematch" bulls*** because you can't stop me from using my clause against you.

You'll have your rematch, but your contract doesnt say when so yeah, as long as your world champion...........NO REMATCH.

Doesn't say I can't say when it occurs. And it doesn't say that it's your decision either.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Of course it's not mine, it is the higher ups, which agreed with me.