FAWA Promo Thread #15

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Feb 11, 2013 19:22:38 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You've earned nothing, Mr. Irrelevant. The only reason you're facing me is because that thug you have on call distracted Mackenzie. Only reason you were even in any main event situation to begin with is because you've whined your way in and piggybacked in off of more talented individuals. Truth of the matter is, Hayden, compared to me, you've done nothing. And after I knock you back down the food chain where you belong, it's going to STAY that way.

Talk is cheap, Mr. Irrelevant. And just like Aaron Enigma, you'll never be able to back it up against me.

Again, Lord of the Ring here sport. So your little "Mr. Irrelevant" crap, yeah, it's getting old. I earned this title after beating three men, and had any of them won, you'd be happy to call them Lord of the Ring. You'd congratulate them for beating the odds and claiming victory. So, congratulations, you're a hypocrite.

As for insinuating that I'm behind the Man in Black making his appearance during my match against Connor, that's slander. He appeared long before Connor and I had our match, and Connor had an opportunity to end things while Dupoe's minions took matters in their hands. I had nothing to do with what happened, but I warned Connor that I would become Lord of the Ring. How it happened sucks, and I'll give him a rematch whenever he wants. But fact is, I won.

And considering you want to involve the law, I could easily sue you for slander. For defamation of character. Hell, I have proof. But instead, I'm going to be the bigger man and meet you in the ring, where my actions will speak for themselves.

Novel idea, huh? Acting like a f***ing man and handling your own problems.

I entered the Battlebowl because I earned it, I main evented Gookermania because I won Battlebowl, I main evented NotWZ because I was never pinned or submitted at Gookermania. EARNED you short motherf***er, not handed to me because I whined or I had a magical briefcase that gave me a shot at the title whenever I damn well pleased. Whether you want to admit it or not, Michael Hayden does have talent, and it's been proven time and time again. Hell, this is still my first year in this company, and I'm setting the world on fire. And I'm just getting started.

Whether you've got the stones to admit it or not, you know that I'm a threat to your title. Part of you wonders if you're going to lose your title to "Hollywood's Own". Because for all your talk, all your bluster, your arms are just too short to box with God. And before you know it, that knockout blow is coming.

Leave the Inter-Forums title alone little man. Your focus should be on me and me alone.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I think I'll enjoy shutting you up, Mr. Irrelevant.

I've EARNED my shots. I don't leech off of better competitors like you do and blame other people for my problems like you do. Blaming everyone else is proof that you're not good enough and you're insecure in your inability.

There's not a part of me, not one little piece, that thinks you can beat me. That's how much confidence I have in my own talent and drive, things that yo don't have, Hayden. If you actually had them, you wouldn't need to be a leech.

I'm not losing the World Championship to you. And I'm going to show the world that your throne is made of dust.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Aaron once again it's the two of us, I've been on a down slope of late, the same could be said of you, I mean you cheated and you still lost, by tap out no less.

Dear, inspector it doesn't take a lot of deducing to tell I'm desperate to win this thing.

So I'm going to put you away and then I'm going to take the TV title from Bull, get my 10 defenses and beat Gus for that title, because we all know Hayden won't do it. /color]

[Bull Ant]

*Bull is venting angry on punching bag from the last show with mulligan, stops to look at the camera*

..............

*points at bag the name Conner is on it, cameraman backs up Bull makes a tight fist punches bag in half sand spreads on the ground, Bull turns to the camera Snorts and walks away*

[Connor Mackenzie]

Feb 14, 2013 22:25:44 GMT -5 Bull Ant said:

*Bull is venting angry on punching bag from the last show with mulligan, stops to look at the camera*.......*points at bag the name Conner is on it, cameraman backs up Bull makes a tight fist punches bag in half sand spreads on the ground, Bull turns to the camera Snorts and walks away*

There's just one problem here Bull...punching bags don't hit back like I can.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Feb 14, 2013 22:01:40 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

Aaron once again it's the two of us, I've been on a down slope of late, the same could be said of you, I mean you cheated and you still lost, by tap out no less.

Dear, inspector it doesn't take a lot of deducing to tell I'm desperate to win this thing.

So I'm going to put you away and then I'm going to take the TV title from Bull, get my 10 defenses and beat Gus for that title, because we all know Hayden won't do it.

I'm sorry, were you talking? I couldn't hear you over the sound of mediocrity. At least I was in a title match, Antihero. You also couldn't get it done against my friend Michael Hayden. What makes you think you can beat me? Because you did before? Big deal. Times change, people change, EVERYTHING CHANGES ANTIHERO!!!

I'm sorry you think you will go on to be TV champion, but I guess when you are talking to a Hollywood star like myself, you might begin to fantasize just a little bit. I'll bring you back to reality when I put you down for the three count though, so don't worry. You'll be cured of any thoughts of beating me you still have.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Aaron, you've said this many so many times before, and only once has it ever come true. This whole "I'm going to beat you because I'm cool like that" thing is getting old. In a one on one match I don't recall you ever pinning me, I have that claim over you. Aaron words are cheap back it up or go away.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Feb 15, 2013 6:32:31 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

Aaron, you've said this many so many times before, and only once has it ever come true. This whole "I'm going to beat you because I'm cool like that" thing is getting old. In a one on one match I don't recall you ever pinning me, I have that claim over you. Aaron words are cheap back it up or go away.

That's funny, because all you say is how you will beat me. Then you don't give any valid reasons why, you try to insult me to make yourself look better. I'm above you Antihero, that's all there is to it. I am a 2-time Heavyweight Champion and the greatest Inter-Forum champion of all time.

There is a saying: "Don't argue with stupid people. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." Now seeing as how I am the most intellectual mind in this business, who is the stupid one out of the two of us?

I'll give you a little bit of time to think about that, though your time is slowly running out.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Things seem to be falling down all around Gus Richlen, kind of like that meteor in Russia.

Everyone in the company is seeing Gus for what he is, a self petulent little man who wants to always play the victim when he doesnt get what he wants and be the best in the world when he gets what he wants.

Add to the fact that along with him losing his Interforums Title, people are joining forces to make sure all of his other titles are gone too. Aaron Enigma and Michael Hayden have joined forces to go after the tag titles and my old pal Ryan Blood is back with a partner of his own to go after those belts.

And what will Gus do, try to do the same thing as always because Gus doesnt learn anything. I'm going to enjoy seeing this disappointment fall.

Oh and to whoever asks, I won't be kidnapping Shaelin again, I don't need to do that again. Thing is, I perfer to do all the life-scaring stuff on my first time. Doing it again would just be boring. Trust me, she will never be the same again and I take joy in knowing that.

By the way, Congrats to Jason for being in the finals of my great idea in the Interforums Cup. I predicted Viva would win, but hey.......who doesn't love to hear about a Cinderella story. Although the clock will eventually strike midnight, whether it is in the finals or when I beat him, that's all up to him.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara are backstage watching the monitor. Jerry Fish walks up to them but the World Champion holds up his hand.*

I know what you're going to say. So save your breath.

People like those members of the Whiny Little Bitch Club can spew all the bullshit they want. Doesn't change things. It's still bullshit. I don't say that I'm better because it sounds good, because it gets the fans even more behind me than they already are and have been since the start of my career. I say it because it's the truth. I've proven it time and again. There's no effective argument that can be made against it.

And yet those people still want things handed to them on a silver platter. I've EARNED everythin I've had. EARNING is what needs to happen a lot more here. There can be no room for parasites. And that's all Hayden is. He's a parasite. A paper king. And when paper meets fire, FIRE. ALWAYS. WINS.

I have no natural predators. I'm the Victim Maker. I AM the Predator Knight. And I AM the TRUE Best In The World.

But what about Ryan Blood?

*A pause, then:*

He's going to wish he never came back.

The final demise of Ryan Blood will come at my hands. And it starts now.

Does that mean you accept his challenge?

*Richlen only glares before he and Shaelin leave. She has a frighteningly savage look in her own eyes and has had it all night....*

[Mr. Socko's Brother]

*Ryan Blood is backstage, getting a bottle of Brisk iced tea (product placement FTW!) from a vending machine, when Jerry Fish and a camera crew approach him.*

JF: Um, Mr. Blood, have you got a moment?

RB: Yeah, sure. Hey, don't worry Fish! I'm not gonna beat the holy hell out of you...which is more than I can say for certain other parties in this arena.

But I have no reason to beat you up, because you're going to help me get my message out to the people who need to hear it like a good little Fish. I bet you're even gonna ask the very questions I can't wait to answer! Like...oh...you probably want to know what I think of Hayden and Enigma issuing the challenge for the very same Tag Team Championships that I did.

Uh, yes. What are your thoughts on that?

*Blood turns from facing Jerry Fish to looking into the camera*

Hayden, Enigma...boys, it looks like we have a bit of a problem here. None of us like seeing those two fake champions holding the tag titles. And both of us have teams that want to take it from them.

Now, I could say that by challenging for two titles at once, "Hollywood's Own", you're getting dangerously close to the kind of gold fever that Richlen got infected with. I could say that, but I won't.

The point is, we have two teams who both want title shots.
Back when I was Commissioner, I would have thrown us all in a #1 contender's match. So that's one idea.

But here's another idea, one which might appeal to you guys more: triple threat tornado tag match.

I know real well that triple threat matches don't favour the champion, so if we all have the common goal of getting the titles away from Richlen & Richlen's Roidy Clone, then it makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?


Okay. Now Ryan--

Mr. Blood, if you know what's good for you, Fish. I liked the way that sounded the first time.

Mr. Blood, is your partner going to be Se--

[With an edge in his voice]It's not Drakin. Next question.

Er okay...I spoke to Gus Richlen a short time ago. Let me play back something he said, and then we can get your response.

Feb 15, 2013 21:01:11 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

*Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara are backstage watching the monitor. Jerry Fish walks up to them but the World Champion holds up his hand.*

I know what you're going to say. So save your breath.

People like those members of the Whiny Little Bitch Club can spew all the bulls*** they want. Doesn't change things. It's still bulls***. I don't say that I'm better because it sounds good, because it gets the fans even more behind me than they already are and have been since the start of my career. I say it because it's the truth. I've proven it time and again. There's no effective argument that can be made against it.

And yet those people still want things handed to them on a silver platter. I've EARNED everythin I've had. EARNING is what needs to happen a lot more here. There can be no room for parasites. And that's all Hayden is. He's a parasite. A paper king. And when paper meets fire, FIRE. ALWAYS. WINS.

I have no natural predators. I'm the Victim Maker. I AM the Predator Knight. And I AM the TRUE Best In The World.

But what about Ryan Blood?

*A pause, then:*

He's going to wish he never came back.

The final demise of Ryan Blood will come at my hands. And it starts now.

Does that mean you accept his challenge?

*Richlen only glares before he and Shaelin leave. She has a frighteningly savage look in her own eyes and has had it all night....*

The only reason Richlen was able to do what he did to me back in October was because I wasn't 100% when it happened, and he still jumped me from behind.

That is not going to happen again, Richlen!

You want a piece of me? The only way you get your hands on the Blood Knight is to accept my challenge and face me in the ring! You put those titles--titles that you did NOT earn, by the way--on the line!

And you, Shaelin. You hate me? You want to do something about it, and you're more than just a valet-manager-whatever? I'll gladly step into the ring with you--since unlike your chickenshit boyfriend who didn't accept my challenge, you seem to be very ready to take me on--but I'll only do it if you convince Gus to give me my title match!

Otherwise, I won't agree to a match with you. And if Dupoe puts me in a match against you, then I'll make sure you don't get what you want--I'll make sure you don't get the chance to beat the living shit out of me. I'll just immediately get myself counted or DQ'd to end it right after the opening bell.

Give me what I want. It's the only way to get even a tiny bit of what you want.

*Blood storms off-camera*

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

You know, Blood...for a while I hated you every bit as much as Gus did. However, in light of recent events, I find myself agreeing with you on quite a few things. You are right, all of us want those tag team titles off Gus and Coventry. Where the hell has Coventry been anyways? It can't be possible for him to still be champion when I haven't seen him in such a long time...can it?

Anyways, your triple threat tornado tag match sounds like an absolutely fantastic idea. You know Hayden and I won't be fully satisfied unless we hold those tag team titles though. We want to win just as badly as you and your mystery partner do. The Hollywood Enigmas don't take bit parts. We are the stars of the show, and we will forever remain there.

If Hayden's up for it, I'm down with this match though. Those belts belong in the spotlight with the Hollywood Enigmas, not around the waist of American Psycho and The Delusional Knight.

[Mr. Socko's Brother]

OOC: This promo was a collaboration with...well, you'll see in a second.

RYAN BLOOD: Allow me to introduce a man who really needs no introduction...he, like myself, is a former Hardcore Champion, but he's held that title two times to my one, and the second time he held that title for just an eyelash under six months, longer than anybody else in the history of the company!

And soon, he's going to have another championship on his resume after him and me liberate the Tag Team Championships from "Transgession and Redemption", a team that's committing a transgression against wrestling fans just by existing and which has zero redeeming qualities!

He is...the GENERAL...OF THE MONKEY...ARMY!!!

Tell 'em what's on your mind, General.

GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY: Let me just say this Blood...it feels really good to be in this ring again. And it also feels good to know that very soon we're going to have the tag titles around our waists.

RYAN BLOOD: Between the two of us, we're not only gonna tear the self-proclaimed champions to pieces, we might just destroy the ring and the floor under it along with 'em! And Hollywood Enigmas, if you're in the blast zone...well, to blatantly steal somebody else's catchphrase, sorry about your damn luck!

I'm Ryan Blood, this is the General of the Monkey Army, and we are your soon-to-be FAWA World Tag Team Champion!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

And the joke count has increased to six.

The championships I have, I've earned. And they are staying with me. And there's nothing you can do about it.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Well now, things certainly got interesting around here.

Now, don't go thinking that the Hollywood Enigmas were following in the footsteps of Ryan Blood. Enigma and I decided to to after those belts days before Lord of the Ring. But with our high profile matches, which is the norm for a Hollywood Enigma mind you, we postponed the reveal until the time was right.

And now, Ryan Blood and The General step up to the plate. Interesting.

Ryan, I heard your proposal. And quite frankly, I have to agree with you. A triple threat for the belts is the perfect way to show the world that this company's tag team division is on the rise, amd more importantly show Gus Richlen what happens when you steal a title and call yourself a champion.

Having said that, seriously, it's been like two months since his last defense. How in the world is he keeping that title?

Regardless, that's going to change once the Enigmas hold the gold. We won't ignore any challengers, like a certain tag team. We won't defend the titles once every Chinese New Year, like a certain tag team. And we'll bring honor to those belts once again, unlike a certain tag tag team.

So, I'm more than happy making this a three team brawl. Let's see if Gus and his brother Casper have the stones to do the same.

[Deleted]

What'd I say huh? I knew I'd be able to secure a victory. No disrespect to Van Agony but from the beginning of the match I knew if I kept my head straight and focused I could of pulled it off. Nobody and I mean nobody kicks out of the Jason Menace.

As for what happened at the end of the match, I honestly had no idea what he was doing. Stroking his chin like that... Yeah, he's got something in mind. Whether it be good or bad, I'm not sure. But I'll always be ready and prepared all the time. Inside the ring and out.

2013 is the year of Jason Flynn, that win was just a token of what I can do for this company. I'm not saying I'm in the ranks of some of the other guys here... Like Aaron Enigma. And we've already seen me against Michael Hayden. But soon enough with time and patience, I see a title coming into my hands...

Ah, now I'm just rambling on and getting ahead of myself. But I see a good future for myself... But it's not just about me. It's for the fans right? The blood that keeps FAWA alive... Under all the arrogance here, I do try to put on a good show. Good lucks can't win you over the crowd all the time right?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding... For most of the part. Anyways, I do have respect for everyone in the locker room whether they be the bad guy or the good guy. But I'm here to prove that I can be the best, to you guys, the guys backstage. Like I haven't already proved to myself right? Ah ha. So, other then that I say I'll see all you people another day with another victory. Hopefully...

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You want a shot, earn it. Otherwise. you get nothin.

There will be no shots given out on a silver platter to the four of you. That's not how life or this company work. You don't like it? Too bad.

[General Adam]

*The General lights up a cigar.*

I know what you are thinking..Where have you been all of this time? I was in jail...again because "the man" will not let me express my love! I was doing okay for awhile, then I got drunk and went to the zoo. I got a feeling you know what happen next.

*meanwhile, at FAWA offices*

FAWA Executive: How does this man have a job still!

Assistant: The Marty Jannetty loophole sir.

FAWA Executive: Oh year...I forgot about that. *sigh* Just make sure he stays away from zoo's you got that?

Assistant: Yes sir.

Did you know that a giraffe has a black tongue?

[Mr. Socko's Brother]

RYAN BLOOD: See, by tagging with the General there, I'm doing a public service! Every moment I keep him focused on those championships is one less moment that he'll be focused on...something else...

[General Adam]

Feb 16, 2013 12:18:21 GMT -5 Mr. Socko's Brother said:

RYAN BLOOD: See, by tagging with the General there, I'm doing a public service! Every moment I keep him focused on those championships is one less moment that he'll be focused on...something else...

That's right. Not only is Blood my tag team partner, he is also my sponsor to cure my so called "addiction." And if that fails I get a device implanted into my body that will give me a electric shock if I come close to any animal.