Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 16, 2013 12:59:09 GMT -5
You want a shot, earn it. Otherwise. you get nothin.
There will be no shots given out on a silver platter to the four of you. That's not how life or this company work. You don't like it? Too bad.
A little bitching, some whining, and liberal amounts of cheating during the match. And yet, you still try to be the paragon of virture in this company. Still playing the good guy you claim to be. And when the inevitable fall occurs, it will be at thr hands of the Hollywood Enigmas.
And on a side note, congrats to Jason Flynn. You've got a future in this company kid. |
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 16, 2013 13:07:06 GMT -5
Unlike you, I'm neither a whiner nor a cheater. And you and the Head Crybaby can forget about being tag champs because you'll never get a shot. EVER. Because you refuse to earn anything, unlike me.
My show's just getting started. And there's nobody that can usurp my spot at the top of the food chain.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 16, 2013 14:23:56 GMT -5
Unlike you, I'm neither a whiner nor a cheater. And you and the Head Crybaby can forget about being tag champs because you'll never get a shot. EVER. Because you refuse to earn anything, unlike me.
My show's just getting started. And there's nobody that can usurp my spot at the top of the food chain.
...and he isn't even willing to defend one of those titles!
You know something, Gus, whatever else you want to say about me, there's one thing that you can't deny: except for one single time, I have always been a fighting champion! Except for one single time, I never tried to avoid defending my title! And even that one time, I wasn't outright refusing to do it; I was just demanding that I face one opponent instead of two.
You? You're outright refusing to do it, because you don't think anybody in the FAWA has "earned it".
Do you really want the FAWA Galaxy to start saying that Ryan Blood had more integrity as a champion than Gus Richlen? Because they will, and they'll be right, and nobody's more surprised about it than I am! |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 16, 2013 14:30:11 GMT -5
Never said I wouldn't defend the tag belts. I said that if anybody wants a shot they have to earn it. Huge difference that you obviously refuse to recognize.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 16, 2013 20:08:18 GMT -5
Never said I wouldn't defend the tag belts. I said that if anybody wants a shot they have to earn it. Huge difference that you obviously refuse to recognize.
And the only reason you did that was because The Fallen had won the Canpeonato de Parejas in the 101 Colony and I decided to take my belt here to show off. I guess you were feeling a bit jealous so you decided to become one of the only few people to have stolen property become officially recognized.
This Interforums Title was earned and the #1 contender for my belt will have earned it through skill, not writing in a contract.
As for still calling me part of the Whiney whatever club, you have been been whining more recently then I have.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 16, 2013 20:50:30 GMT -5
Never said I wouldn't defend the tag belts. I said that if anybody wants a shot they have to earn it. Huge difference that you obviously refuse to recognize.
And you want to know why? Because they agree with us.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I have no doubt that some may not like us. Heck, Aaron amd myself don't agree with what the former Fallen members did last year and don't like them. But when your pals The Colony and Connor won't stick up for you, that's sad.
Hell, your own brother won't even speak up. Although that could be because he has trouble forming sentences.
Just know that whatever the Hollywood Enigmas have, it was earned. Aaron Enigma, the greatest Inter-Forums Champion this company has ever seen. Michael Hayden, the greatest Television Champion this company has ever seen. And soon, the greatest Tag Team Champions this company will ever see.
After all, the world is ours... |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 16, 2013 21:17:02 GMT -5
Wow, listen to all the liars and complainers come out of the woodwork because they hate it when I tell the truth!
Enigma will never be able to honestly call himself the greatest anything other than the greatest JOKE not named either Seth Drakin or Michael Hayden. Hayden will never be anything more than a paper king, nothing more than an utter fraud. All Ryan Blood is is doomed to his own destruction. And Betty will always know that he has failed to make me sink to his level.
The titles are staying with the person the people trust to be The Man in the company, and that's me. The TRUE People's Champion. And I'm not going to disappoint them by letting a group of jokes and liars take somethin that they do not deserve.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 16, 2013 22:01:37 GMT -5
Wow, listen to all the liars and complainers come out of the woodwork because they hate it when I tell the truth!
Enigma will never be able to honestly call himself the greatest anything other than the greatest JOKE not named either Seth Drakin or Michael Hayden. Hayden will never be anything more than a paper king, nothing more than an utter fraud. All Ryan Blood is is doomed to his own destruction. And Betty will always know that he has failed to make me sink to his level.
The titles are staying with the person the people trust to be The Man in the company, and that's me. The TRUE People's Champion. And I'm not going to disappoint them by letting a group of jokes and liars take somethin that they do not deserve.
FAWA management is probably going to tell you, just like they told me, that you either defend your title against somebody or get stripped of it.
You could have gone to Dupoe and asked to defend it against me and the General, or against the Hollywood Enigmas, and I'm sure Dupoe would've granted the request.
As Hayden said, all of our records prove we're worthy challengers.
All four members of these two teams are former champions in the FAWA, which is more than I can say for Coventry; if he's ever won anything, I must've blinked and missed it.
Me and Enigma are both former world champions and, what's more, we have both beaten you.
It only makes sense for us to at least be considered as contenders.
So if you'd asked for either team to be your long overdue next defense, having not put those belts on the line since before Christmas, I'm sure he would've made the match.
But hey, if you want to be difficult, go ahead.
I'm not going to ask "O great tag team god Gussy, what must we do to prove that we are worthy?" because none of us need to prove anything to you to get a title match.
We just need to wait for Dupoe to force you into one, kicking and screaming. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 16, 2013 22:10:06 GMT -5
Gussy Wussy was a bore. Gussy Wussy makes me snore.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 16, 2013 22:59:15 GMT -5
Gussy Wussy was a bore. Gussy Wussy makes me snore.
And considering Marshall is a former Television Champion in his own right, Blood has even less room to talk.
I'm the one the fans cheer for when they show up, just like they have ever since I got here. And none of your bullshit revisionist history can change that.
So you can just watch helplessly as I keep setting this business on fire like I always have. The fans are not going to change their opinion just because YOU and the rest of the Whiny Little Bitch Club wants them to. Your bullshit is nothing but bullshit. And it'll never be enough to stop me. EVER. |
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 16, 2013 23:18:17 GMT -5
Gussy Wussy was a bore. Gussy Wussy makes me snore.
And considering Marshall is a former Television Champion in his own right, Blood has even less room to talk.
I'm the one the fans cheer for when they show up, just like they have ever since I got here. And none of your bulls*** revisionist history can change that.
So you can just watch helplessly as I keep setting this business on fire like I always have. The fans are not going to change their opinion just because YOU and the rest of the Whiny Little Bitch Club wants them to. Your bulls*** is nothing but bulls***. And it'll never be enough to stop me. EVER.*Blood switches to his normal voice* Didn't Drakin just hand your ass to you the last time you took him on? And you think you made him your bitch? Talk about revisionist history!
But maybe you're gonna say that past victories over him matter, right?
Well, if past victories matter, then you've got to acknowledge that in the past you have a .500 record against me at best, and that you famously lost to Aaron Enigma when you challenged him for the Interforums Championship!
As for your brother, he didn't win anything; the record books say that he fought to a draw against Loading Rules. They say that he was somehow awarded the title after that despite, y'know, failing to win, and that he lost it to Bull Ant in his first defense.
Oh, how's Shaelin by the way? Still mad?*laughs* |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 16, 2013 23:35:06 GMT -5
Marshall won the rematch against LR. And the only reason he didn't get many defenses in was because most of his opponents didn't show up.
As for you, Blood, you're never going to see me coming. I'd suggest you should watch your back but that won't help you.
I don't care if you refuse to face your punishment that you have coming to you from both me and Ricky. Sooner rather than later, BOTH of us are going to hunt yo down and end you. WHICH WE SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 16, 2013 23:38:50 GMT -5
Marshall won the rematch against LR. And the only reason he didn't get many defenses in was because most of his opponents didn't show up.
As for you, Blood, you're never going to see me coming. I'd suggest you should watch your back but that won't help you.
I don't care if you refuse to face your punishment that you have coming to you from both me and Ricky. Sooner rather than later, BOTH of us are going to hunt yo down and end you. WHICH WE SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO.
Well, if you think that's something to be proud of, I won't waste my breath telling you otherwise. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 17, 2013 0:02:25 GMT -5
Marshall won the rematch against LR. And the only reason he didn't get many defenses in was because most of his opponents didn't show up.
As for you, Blood, you're never going to see me coming. I'd suggest you should watch your back but that won't help you.
I don't care if you refuse to face your punishment that you have coming to you from both me and Ricky. Sooner rather than later, BOTH of us are going to hunt yo down and end you. WHICH WE SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO. |
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Feb 17, 2013 23:02:07 GMT -5
The stage is set, Connor! On Niteraw, we step into the ring with your television title on the line. I don't want to bore you making a bunch of ridiculous statements about how amazing I am. Unlike our esteemed Heavyweight champion, I don't need to do anything of sort. You see I know just how good you are, Connor, and I'm sure you know what I am capable of too.
There's no reason for me to make fun of you, call you names or put you down, just know that you step into the ring with a star. You step into the ring with the greatest intellectual mind FAWA has EVER seen! The spotlight will be on the two of us, but when all is said and done, it will only shine on one man. That man is me, Aaron Enigma. I can't predict the future, but you can't stop my destiny from being fulfilled.
See you on Niteraw, Digital Dragon.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Feb 18, 2013 7:07:01 GMT -5
The stage is set, Connor! On Niteraw, we step into the ring with your television title on the line. I don't want to bore you making a bunch of ridiculous statements about how amazing I am. Unlike our esteemed Heavyweight champion, I don't need to do anything of sort. You see I know just how good you are, Connor, and I'm sure you know what I am capable of too.
There's no reason for me to make fun of you, call you names or put you down, just know that you step into the ring with a star. You step into the ring with the greatest intellectual mind FAWA has EVER seen! The spotlight will be on the two of us, but when all is said and done, it will only shine on one man. That man is me, Aaron Enigma. I can't predict the future, but you can't stop my destiny from being fulfilled.
See you on Niteraw, Digital Dragon. *Connor moves to place the TV title belt upon his shoulder, holding it to show he appreciates what he's adorned with.* But I won this by beating a great competitor whom I have a great deal of respect for also and it would do him and the champions who held it before him if I were to allow you to think that I am going to not give you and Marshall my all. I may not be the Lord of the Ring like your "friend" Michael Hayden, but I've been the runner up twice and have more experience then most when it comes to performing more then once in that ring.
Here is one thing I'm going to say though. I've dealt with those who have claimed it was destiny before Aaron and let me say that I make my own. There is no fate, no magical mysticism involved when I say I am the FAWA Television Champion and there isn't a thing destiny or the FAWA's own detective can do to change it.
And while I'm on the subject of competing more then once, I will address my comrade in arms from a short time ago Marshall Wesley Coventry.
Marshall...I'm not going to mince words, nor will I prolong this. You, me, that ring. May the best man win, but know that while I am still the TV champ that I will not ever and I mean EVER back down from a fight whether it be an exhibition or in this case to challenge a man like Seth Drakin for the Inter-Forums title. I won't pull any punches, nor give any quarter. Something I'm sure you can respect. I'll just leave it at...may the best wrestler win. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 18, 2013 7:45:33 GMT -5
The stage is set, Connor! On Niteraw, we step into the ring with your television title on the line. I don't want to bore you making a bunch of ridiculous statements about how amazing I am. Unlike our esteemed Heavyweight champion, I don't need to do anything of sort. You see I know just how good you are, Connor, and I'm sure you know what I am capable of too.
There's no reason for me to make fun of you, call you names or put you down, just know that you step into the ring with a star. You step into the ring with the greatest intellectual mind FAWA has EVER seen! The spotlight will be on the two of us, but when all is said and done, it will only shine on one man. That man is me, Aaron Enigma. I can't predict the future, but you can't stop my destiny from being fulfilled.
See you on Niteraw, Digital Dragon. *Connor moves to place the TV title belt upon his shoulder, holding it to show he appreciates what he's adorned with.* But I won this by beating a great competitor whom I have a great deal of respect for also and it would do him and the champions who held it before him if I were to allow you to think that I am going to not give you and Marshall my all. I may not be the Lord of the Ring like your "friend" Michael Hayden, but I've been the runner up twice and have more experience then most when it comes to performing more then once in that ring.
Here is one thing I'm going to say though. I've dealt with those who have claimed it was destiny before Aaron and let me say that I make my own. There is no fate, no magical mysticism involved when I say I am the FAWA Television Champion and there isn't a thing destiny or the FAWA's own detective can do to change it.
And while I'm on the subject of competing more then once, I will address my comrade in arms from a short time ago Marshall Wesley Coventry.
Marshall...I'm not going to mince words, nor will I prolong this. You, me, that ring. May the best man win, but know that while I am still the TV champ that I will not ever and I mean EVER back down from a fight whether it be an exhibition or in this case to challenge a man like Seth Drakin for the Inter-Forums title. I won't pull any punches, nor give any quarter. Something I'm sure you can respect. I'll just leave it at...may the best wrestler win. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Feb 18, 2013 8:11:22 GMT -5
Aaron, if there is one thing we can agree on it is that we don't need to banter back and forth with ridiculous statements. I can acknowledge the things you've accomplished and say that as a former Equalizer I'm looking forward to us testing our mettle against each other in the ring. *Connor moves to place the TV title belt upon his shoulder, holding it to show he appreciates what he's adorned with.* But I won this by beating a great competitor whom I have a great deal of respect for also and it would do him and the champions who held it before him if I were to allow you to think that I am going to not give you and Marshall my all. I may not be the Lord of the Ring like your "friend" Michael Hayden, but I've been the runner up twice and have more experience then most when it comes to performing more then once in that ring.
Here is one thing I'm going to say though. I've dealt with those who have claimed it was destiny before Aaron and let me say that I make my own. There is no fate, no magical mysticism involved when I say I am the FAWA Television Champion and there isn't a thing destiny or the FAWA's own detective can do to change it.
And while I'm on the subject of competing more then once, I will address my comrade in arms from a short time ago Marshall Wesley Coventry.
Marshall...I'm not going to mince words, nor will I prolong this. You, me, that ring. May the best man win, but know that while I am still the TV champ that I will not ever and I mean EVER back down from a fight whether it be an exhibition or in this case to challenge a man like Seth Drakin for the Inter-Forums title. I won't pull any punches, nor give any quarter. Something I'm sure you can respect. I'll just leave it at...may the best wrestler win. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 18, 2013 11:37:18 GMT -5
*On a golf course in ARGENTINA of all places, there's somebody there who doesn't look like he belongs at a golf course in Argentina. He's on a cellphone.*
See, this is why you should never doubt my investments. I'll be selling my share of this place next week and I'll have turned a profit YET AGAIN- Hold on, somebody else is calling.
Hello?
Yes, I'm still in Argentina. I'm headed to Thailand next. I have somebody down there to contact about making sure Hayden can't have anyone help him steal the championship.
OK, I can put it on hold and face Mackenzie.
Yeah, that tournament shouldn't even be happening anyway. Then again, it'd burn Betty to no end if he were to have to face ME.
Wait, what?
WHO'S back?
He is? Really?
He DOES realize that my brother will rip him to shreds first chance he gets, right?
Well, nobody ever accused Ryan Blood of being very bright.
Oh, wait, HE AND THE GENERAL think they're gonna take the titles?!
*He stops, moves the phone, then collapses in laughter.*
What was that?
HAYDEN AND ENIGMA ARE TRYING TO GET THE BELTS TOO?!
*He can't get up, he's laughing so hard....*
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Feb 18, 2013 12:35:40 GMT -5
Aaron, if there is one thing we can agree on it is that we don't need to banter back and forth with ridiculous statements. I can acknowledge the things you've accomplished and say that as a former Equalizer I'm looking forward to us testing our mettle against each other in the ring. *Connor moves to place the TV title belt upon his shoulder, holding it to show he appreciates what he's adorned with.* But I won this by beating a great competitor whom I have a great deal of respect for also and it would do him and the champions who held it before him if I were to allow you to think that I am going to not give you and Marshall my all. I may not be the Lord of the Ring like your "friend" Michael Hayden, but I've been the runner up twice and have more experience then most when it comes to performing more then once in that ring.
Here is one thing I'm going to say though. I've dealt with those who have claimed it was destiny before Aaron and let me say that I make my own. There is no fate, no magical mysticism involved when I say I am the FAWA Television Champion and there isn't a thing destiny or the FAWA's own detective can do to change it.
And while I'm on the subject of competing more then once, I will address my comrade in arms from a short time ago Marshall Wesley Coventry.
Marshall...I'm not going to mince words, nor will I prolong this. You, me, that ring. May the best man win, but know that while I am still the TV champ that I will not ever and I mean EVER back down from a fight whether it be an exhibition or in this case to challenge a man like Seth Drakin for the Inter-Forums title. I won't pull any punches, nor give any quarter. Something I'm sure you can respect. I'll just leave it at...may the best wrestler win.
We're not like those other teams. We're not going to be split up because of one bad loss. We're not going to let our egos get in each other's ways. We are one-hundred percent focused on our goals and I have realized that I don't mind sharing the spotlight with "Hollywood's Own". I'm sure he doesn't mind sharing it with the "Head Detective" either.
Enjoy your moment in the spotlight with me, Connor. Bring me everything you've got or that moment won't last very long for you. |
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