FAWA Promo Thread #15

[Connor Mackenzie]

Feb 18, 2013 12:35:40 GMT -5 Head Detective Aaron Enigma said:

Feb 18, 2013 7:07:01 GMT -5 Connor Mackenzie said:

Aaron, if there is one thing we can agree on it is that we don't need to banter back and forth with ridiculous statements. I can acknowledge the things you've accomplished and say that as a former Equalizer I'm looking forward to us testing our mettle against each other in the ring.

*Connor moves to place the TV title belt upon his shoulder, holding it to show he appreciates what he's adorned with.*

But I won this by beating a great competitor whom I have a great deal of respect for also and it would do him and the champions who held it before him if I were to allow you to think that I am going to not give you and Marshall my all. I may not be the Lord of the Ring like your "friend" Michael Hayden, but I've been the runner up twice and have more experience then most when it comes to performing more then once in that ring.

Here is one thing I'm going to say though. I've dealt with those who have claimed it was destiny before Aaron and let me say that I make my own. There is no fate, no magical mysticism involved when I say I am the FAWA Television Champion and there isn't a thing destiny or the FAWA's own detective can do to change it.

And while I'm on the subject of competing more then once, I will address my comrade in arms from a short time ago Marshall Wesley Coventry.

Marshall...I'm not going to mince words, nor will I prolong this. You, me, that ring. May the best man win, but know that while I am still the TV champ that I will not ever and I mean EVER back down from a fight whether it be an exhibition or in this case to challenge a man like Seth Drakin for the Inter-Forums title. I won't pull any punches, nor give any quarter. Something I'm sure you can respect. I'll just leave it at...may the best wrestler win.

You won't be the only one competing twice in one night, Connor. The Hollywood Enigmas are going to show the world just what we are capable of when two of the best in the business team up to form an alliance the likes of which FAWA has never seen before. You've had Corporate, Whitey Inc., The Equalizers, The Story, The FALLEN...but you've never had Aaron Enigma and Michael Hayden teaming up together.

We're not like those other teams. We're not going to be split up because of one bad loss. We're not going to let our egos get in each other's ways. We are one-hundred percent focused on our goals and I have realized that I don't mind sharing the spotlight with "Hollywood's Own". I'm sure he doesn't mind sharing it with the "Head Detective" either.

Enjoy your moment in the spotlight with me, Connor. Bring me everything you've got or that moment won't last very long for you.

Focus too much on staying in the spotlight Aaron and you're likely to get burned from it.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

On the contrary, being content with not being in the spotlight gets you left out in the cold, Connor. Take what you want in this business, otherwise you won't get anything.

[Connor Mackenzie]

Feb 18, 2013 12:48:00 GMT -5 Head Detective Aaron Enigma said:

On the contrary, being content with not being in the spotlight gets you left out in the cold, Connor. Take what you want in this business, otherwise you won't get anything.

There's a fine line to walk Aaron. Too much and you become someone like The Kardashians or the cast of Jersey Shore. Too little and you become a one-hit wonder.

For someone who is so intelligent I hope you can recognize the importance of that statement. As well, recognize the importance of this. I earned this title, it was not taken without great effort and I intend to make sure it was not in vain. I am a fighting champion and you'll see that you don't always need a spotlight to be seen and have your actions known.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

You need to think about that last statement you made, Connor.

"I am a fighting champion and you'll see that you don't always need a spotlight to be seen and have your actions known."

That doesn't make sense to me, Connor, considering we are going to be IN the spotlight on Niteraw. We are the main event match, man. The spotlight will definitely be all over us then. Everyone is going to watch us man. The real question is who wins. The Digital Dragon, who has worked so hard to get what he has...or The Head Detective, a man who has had everything taken from him and clawing his way back to what he has earned.

I have nothing but the utmost respect for your ability, Connor. Once again I face a fellow Equalizer in combat to get something I want. There is nothing personal between us, Connor. You are an excellent wrestler with a very bright future, but right now I need this to get back what I so rightfully earned.

[Connor Mackenzie]

Feb 18, 2013 13:51:51 GMT -5 Head Detective Aaron Enigma said:

You need to think about that last statement you made, Connor.

"I am a fighting champion and you'll see that you don't always need a spotlight to be seen and have your actions known."

That doesn't make sense to me, Connor, considering we are going to be IN the spotlight on Niteraw. We are the main event match, man. The spotlight will definitely be all over us then. Everyone is going to watch us man. The real question is who wins. The Digital Dragon, who has worked so hard to get what he has...or The Head Detective, a man who has had everything taken from him and clawing his way back to what he has earned.

I have nothing but the utmost respect for your ability, Connor. Once again I face a fellow Equalizer in combat to get something I want. There is nothing personal between us, Connor. You are an excellent wrestler with a very bright future, but right now I need this to get back what I so rightfully earned.

We're just looking at things in a different light Aaron, a different way of doing things. Perseverance and determination and the patience to see it through to the end. That's what I'm all about.

Like you said, Equalizers in combat. Nothing personal and we leave it in the ring. And while you have that drive to get back what was lost, I have that drive to attain what I've never had. You speak about destiny and futures Aaron. While I can't know what your future holds, I know what I want mine to be. And that future means me keeping the FAWA TV title.

[Waffel113]

*The following is an FAWA.com exclusive video*

*A man is standing with his back to the camera, he is wearing a green T-Shirt and is furiously writing something on a piece of paper*

Let's see here... Release of Liability Clause... willingness to be released if you grab the wrong turkey... merchandising rights. Yeah I agree to this.

*He holds up the paper and reveals it is an FAWA Wrestler's Contract*

There! Soon enough, there isn't going to be a person in the world who doesn't know who I am.

*The man puts the contract in an envelope and puts it in a mailbox. He then turns around, giving us our first look at the man. He has shaggy black hair and is wearing athletic goggles*

FAWA Galaxy, my name is Scott Martin. Don't know who I am? Hah. Trust me. You'll know soon enough.

*The scene fades to black while "My Name Is" by Eminem plays in the background*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

(The following is a cellphone message left on the phone of Connor Mackenzie)

Hey, I'm assuming you know who this is. I'm flying out of Argentina. Just finished a business trip. Which is why I haven't been here lately. Guess I should have told some people. They know who they are.

So anyway, I guess I should say good luck. Obviously I want that shot at advancing in this pointless tournament, but I know you want that as well. So, yeah.

Oh, and good luck against Enigma. Obviously there's a lot of people who don't like the guy and would be happy if you won. I mean, obviously you may feel differently and that's fine, I'm just saying my view and the view of almost every single fan around.

Anyway, just do the good guys proud.

See ya next week.

[General Adam]

Hey what about me? I'm in this to you know?

*The General flaps his arms around*

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

*BRB is in an office speaking broken Japanese over the phone...*

BRB: Ore no namae wa... Boiler Room Brawler soshute anata mo... saikoo no... resuraa hoshii desu!

Hai, hai. Koko? Nani? Wakarimasen. Dammit...

*BRB flips through a Japanese-English dictionary...*

BRB: Uh... Ore wa... raishuu koko... ni FAWA ofisu... uh... hoshii desu.

Wakarimashita? Hai?

Yoi...

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

The thing is, General and Blood, I can afford to laugh. I'm not afraid of either of you. No one is. However, as far as your demand that I face you next week, well, that's just not gonna happen.

Instead, Blood, you'll be facing the World Champion himself. Then we'll see just how far your big talk gets you.

[Mr. Socko's Brother]

Feb 22, 2013 18:10:54 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

The thing is, General and Blood, I can afford to laugh. I'm not afraid of either of you. No one is. However, as far as your demand that I face you next week, well, that's just not gonna happen.

Instead, Blood, you'll be facing the World Champion himself. Then we'll see just how far your big talk gets you.

Heh, what hypocrisy.

"I'm not afraid of you guys, and that's why I'm not wrestling either one of you!"

I told all of the people in the FAWA Galaxy that the only way to get you in the ring with one of us was to have the higher-ups force you. Now all of those fans, all of those people Richlen insists worship him like a god, know I was telling the truth.

Still, this counter-proposal of yours is kind of interesting. Instead of you, I face...your brother?

HELL YES!!!!

The NUMBER ONE reason I came back here was to pay back your brother for what he did to me! And while I want to take away one of the two championships he has left, that'll just be a bonus.

No, the real pleasure is gonna be in beating the living hell out of him just like I've done so many times before.

Gus Richlen, you can--and do!--talk for hours on end about Michael Hayden, about Aaron Enigma, repeating the same points over and over. But one guy you haven't had much to say about is Ryan Blood.

All you said was that I'd wish I never came back. And now, amazingly, you're actually gonna stop talking and just f***ing FIGHT.

I'll see you in the ring, Gussy. When our match is over, I won't wish I never came back. No, little man, after I finish ripping you to pieces, I'm gonna be orgasmically happy I came back to the FAWA!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

On the contrary, next week, I do what I should have done a long time ago and that is COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BREAK YOU.

All of your talk will ring hollow.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Did Gus say I lost? Funny, I seem to remember Lord of the Ring a bit differently. Maybe that is my imagination.......I need to see a replay.

*Gus leaps up in the air for a spin kick, but Drakin stops short. Gus continues for an enzuigiri kick, to which Drakin ducks and-*

TH: Richlen with the Richlenzuigiri, but Drakin's head is still in the game!
JK: And a kick to the gut! Time for the Tale's End!

*Drakin waistlocks the bent Richlen and sunset flip piledrives him to the mat.*

TH: He landed it! The Ultimate Survivor landed the Tale's End on the Interforums Champion!
JK: Hook the leg! Hook the leg!
TH: One!

Two!

Three!

DING! DING! DING!

MM: Here is your winner by pinfall and your NEW Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance Inter-Forums Champion:

Seth... Drakin!

JK: He did it, King! Drakin is the new Inter-forums Champion!
TH: He fought hard, but so did Gus Richlen.

*Referee McFloyd raises Drakin's arm in the air as he is handed the Inter-Forums Championship Belt. Drakin glowers down at Richlen, who gets up, rubbing his head and scowling...*

JK: How do you like them apples, Gus?

Oh yeah..............I wasn't imagining things. I beat him 1-2-3.

*Seth raises the Inter-Forums belt up.*

I know I could have just shown this, but in the imaginary world of Gussy Wussy, it would have been stated that I stole this belt.

*Seth then puts the belt down.*

Gus, I didn't lose to you the last time we faced. In fact, I came out the winner.

And as far as the no rematch thing I did in the back. I was only doing what you did in December.

I'm not sure if Aaron can confirm this or not, but my recollection is that when Aaron was Inter-forums champion and you wanted a shot at his belt, all the Head Detective asked is that you put up your little briefcase that you had at the time. And what did you do? You went to someone in the back and cried about this until that person relented to give you what you want. And what did Aaron do? He said fine and you had the match where you beat him.

So let's do two more questions.

Question: Did you give Aaron an immediate rematch for the Interforums Title?

Answer: of course not.

Question: After you beat an already beaten up Aaron Enigma when you cashed in your briefcase, did you immediately let Aaron have that rematch?

Answer: No as Aaron had to earn his rematch by beating the guy he beat for the title before your little interruption in Jonathan Michaels.

*Seth sighs*

When I talked to Dupoe, I wasn't in the room crying to get you in a rematch. I was in there because Dupoe told me that you came in earlier and said you wanted a rematch and Dupoe wanted my thoughts, you know.........since I am a former CEO and all.

You see, he had the same problems I would have had which is well if Aaron had to fight to get his rematch, what makes Gus so special that he can just cut in front of everyone and get his? I really is funny that we were thinking the same thing. So as a former CEO, I thought about what I would have done if some brash punk came into my office and said "I want a rematch" while not giving others the same courtesy. I said, "If he wants it all without giving, don't give him anything." Jeremy agreed with me, we had a conversation with several members of the board who despite some trepidation........were able to see things our way. So thus Gus, you want it all while not willing to give anything, you get nothing.

I sent a box of diapers up to your hotel room to get you through you not getting your way.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You couldn't turn me into you. THAT is how you lost. And the only reason you won't give me my rematch is because you're a coward. The CEO and the Board had already approved of me using my clause, but since you want to show your true color which is yellow, I'll just have to settle for the time being for retaining the titles I have.

Sooner rather than later, however, I WILL get my rematch, and there will be no amount of cowardice that can save you then.

On the other hand, after you see what I do to Ryan Blood next week, you may have a good reason for trying to run away from me....

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You couldn't turn me into you. THAT is how you lost. And the only reason you won't give me my rematch is because you're a coward. The CEO and the Board had already approved of me using my clause, but since you want to show your true color which is yellow, I'll just have to settle for the time being for retaining the titles I have.

Sooner rather than later, however, I WILL get my rematch, and there will be no amount of cowardice that can save you then.

On the other hand, after you see what I do to Ryan Blood next week, you may have a good reason for trying to run away from me....

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

I'm gonna ignore what Sir Waahington of Preyton has to say because he still doesnt get the point that I was going to win no matter what since the only way he would win is to end my career, which he didnt.

Let's talk about the two men in the finals of the Interforums Cup where the winner will face me for the belt. Although before that, I will have to mention that it seems once again, Marshall doesn't get the job done. Weakest Champion in FAWA, and that's saying something since Moo Moo Ant holds the Freakin Awesome Title.

First we have the current TV champion and the man smartly took advantage of me wrestling earlier in the night and beat me in the Lord of the Ring Tournament, Connor MacKenzie. Connor was the last man I signed into FAWA (then WWCF) and we are one and one in our encounters. I will look forward to winning the rubber match and retaining this belt.

The second is the wild card in Jason Flynn. Now, I don't know much about this kid other than before this upset of Viva.........he had been in a losing streak. Ah yes, the old cinderella story. Well, if I face him..............let's just say the clock is going to strike midnight.

Should be an interesting final and I know I will be watching.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Of course you'd ignore what I said. You hate it when I'm right.

I feel sorry for whoever wins this utterly bogus tournament because their reward will be no match because you'll chicken out of facing them too.

And seriously, constantly going on about how the only way you'll lose to me is if I end your career? You still need serious mental help. Because I'm not like you or Ryan Blood. I don't end careers for the hell of it. I only do so when it is my only option. That being said....

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

Feb 22, 2013 22:47:53 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Of course you'd ignore what I said. You hate it when I'm right.

I feel sorry for whoever wins this utterly bogus tournament because their reward will be no match because you'll chicken out of facing them too.

And seriously, constantly going on about how the only way you'll lose to me is if I end your career? You still need serious mental help. Because I'm not like you or Ryan Blood. I don't end careers for the hell of it. I only do so when it is my only option. That being said....

BRB: End the career of anyone on the FAWA roster and I'll end your career.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

I'm not running from anyone. I'm just letting to wallow in your own misery since it was you who looked past me and made future title matches before you even completed the last one. It's what you deserve.

[Mr. Socko's Brother]

Feb 22, 2013 22:47:53 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Of course you'd ignore what I said. You hate it when I'm right.

I feel sorry for whoever wins this utterly bogus tournament because their reward will be no match because you'll chicken out of facing them too.

And seriously, constantly going on about how the only way you'll lose to me is if I end your career? You still need serious mental help. Because I'm not like you or Ryan Blood. I don't end careers for the hell of it. I only do so when it is my only option. That being said....

You lying little sack of shit.

You had lots of other options. I was already beaten. You'd kept on torturing me until I was no threat to you any more, until I wanted nothing more than for the pain to--

*Blood snaps his mouth shut in mid-sentence*

No, I won't give you the satisfaction.

I was no threat to you, no threat to Shaelin, no threat to anybody, and you still threw me off the stage, twenty feet above the concrete floor!

You were trying to end my career because you wanted to, you f***ing bastard, not because you needed to.

Payback's gonna be a bitch. I don't care what people are saying. I don't care about any statistics that say champions barely ever lose non-title matches.

You're gonna suffer, Richlen. In six days and counting.