Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 23, 2013 10:31:59 GMT -5
Because I'm not like you or Ryan Blood. I don't end careers for the hell of it. I only do so when it is my only option.
There's a code amongst the boys in the back. We can beat the shit out of each other, but never go into business for yourself. Never go out there determined to end a career. I may not like you or your brother, but I'm not going to try to permanently injure you. Because this isn't about me going into business for myself. I just want to prove you wrong.
Look past me all you want Gus. Belittle me, brag about the scars you've inflicted on yourself. I am a WRESTLER, I'm not putting myself through the FAWA-tron or jumping 20 feet. I'd rather outwrestle you in the ring and prove my worth.
When we battle for the title you covet so much, when you see what "Hollywood's Own" is capable of, you're going to believe in Michael Hayden.
Whether you like it or not. |
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 23, 2013 11:43:00 GMT -5
Of course you'd ignore what I said. You hate it when I'm right.
I feel sorry for whoever wins this utterly bogus tournament because their reward will be no match because you'll chicken out of facing them too.
And seriously, constantly going on about how the only way you'll lose to me is if I end your career? You still need serious mental help. Because I'm not like you or Ryan Blood. I don't end careers for the hell of it. I only do so when it is my only option. That being said.... I'm not running from anyone. I'm just letting to wallow in your own misery since it was you who looked past me and made future title matches before you even completed the last one. It's what you deserve. Of course you'd ignore what I said. You hate it when I'm right.
I feel sorry for whoever wins this utterly bogus tournament because their reward will be no match because you'll chicken out of facing them too.
And seriously, constantly going on about how the only way you'll lose to me is if I end your career? You still need serious mental help. Because I'm not like you or Ryan Blood. I don't end careers for the hell of it. I only do so when it is my only option. That being said....
You had lots of other options. I was already beaten. You'd kept on torturing me until I was no threat to you any more, until I wanted nothing more than for the pain to--*Blood snaps his mouth shut in mid-sentence* No, I won't give you the satisfaction.
I was no threat to you, no threat to Shaelin, no threat to anybody, and you still threw me off the stage, twenty feet above the concrete floor!
You were trying to end my career because you wanted to, you f***ing bastard, not because you needed to.
Payback's gonna be a bitch. I don't care what people are saying. I don't care about any statistics that say champions barely ever lose non-title matches.
You're gonna suffer, Richlen. In six days and counting.
I. WILL. BREAK. YOU.Because I'm not like you or Ryan Blood. I don't end careers for the hell of it. I only do so when it is my only option.
There's a code amongst the boys in the back. We can beat the s*** out of each other, but never go into business for yourself. Never go out there determined to end a career. I may not like you or your brother, but I'm not going to try to permanently injure you. Because this isn't about me going into business for myself. I just want to prove you wrong.
Look past me all you want Gus. Belittle me, brag about the scars you've inflicted on yourself. I am a WRESTLER, I'm not putting myself through the FAWA-tron or jumping 20 feet. I'd rather outwrestle you in the ring and prove my worth.
When we battle for the title you covet so much, when you see what "Hollywood's Own" is capable of, you're going to believe in Michael Hayden.
Whether you like it or not.
I won't believe in Michael Hayden. I won't believe in the pretentious "destiny" of a spoiled brat. But after I leave you staring up at the lights, you're going to understand that you should never hunt what you can't kill. |
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Feb 23, 2013 12:07:30 GMT -5
*The following video is an FAWA.com Exclusive*
*Once again, the man from the video that aired on NITERAW comes into focus*
You know something? I think that NITERAW was automatically... better, because I happened to appear on it. Sure I didn't compete in a match, but hey, there's always next week. Anyhow, I've been looking at the roster and here's what I think.
*He pulls out a chart with most of the names of the roster on it divided into three columns, Like, Indifferent, and Dislike*
Now let's see here. In the Like column, I have people like Connor Macenzie, Aaron Enigma, Michael Hayden and Jonathan Michaels. Mackenzie I respect for his in-ring ability, Enigma because of his skill and charisma, Hayden because, hello? Lord of the Ring. And I respect Michaels because he's a proven winner.
Now in the Indifferent column, I have Transgression and Redemption, Ryan Blood, Seth Drakin and The General of the Monkey Army. I respect the abilities of Transgression and Redemption as well as their willingness to do whatever it takes to win, such as diving off of the video screen, but they kinda come off to me as assholes and don't seem to respect anybody or anybodies accomplishments but their own. Blood, Drakin and The General are entertaining and talented, but I don't think I agree with their methods though.
As for the Dislike column, well I've got nothing there yet. Nobody has given me a real reason to dislike them. Oh, I have something on the other side of this chart too.
*He flips the chart over. On top of the other side is "THE FUTURE" and underneath it is one name, his.*
If you didn't see this coming, you must be new to this whole "wrestling" business. I digress. Anyway, next week, NITERAW, my debut. Don't miss it.
*The video fades out*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 23, 2013 13:01:21 GMT -5
BRB: End the career of anyone on the FAWA roster and I'll end your career.
I don't need to throw a single punch to end your career. I only need remind this company's esteemed CEO that I can replace him with someone else.*Camera zooms out. BoiRuuBu stands beside BRB, arms crossed.* BRB: No, I don't plan to step in the ring while the Board tries to run things under my nose. Until this ship is tightened, this will be the man to go through. |
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 23, 2013 13:02:55 GMT -5
Careful, BRB, you're near the top of my list if I DO go on a rampage.
I don't need to throw a single punch to end your career. I only need remind this company's esteemed CEO that I can replace him with someone else.*Camera zooms out. BoiRuuBu stands beside BRB, arms crossed.* BRB: No, I don't plan to step in the ring while the Board tries to run things under my nose. Until this ship is tightened, this will be the man to go through. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Feb 23, 2013 15:34:00 GMT -5
*A camera is seen moving into a locker room as Connor Mackenzie is getting ready to head out. The FAWA TV Title resting on his shoulder.*
CM: Ahh, nice timing. I was just about to head out...
*Connor sets down a gym bag in his free hand and looks to the camera.*
CM: A few things to address it would seem so I'll get right down to it. This week...was a heck of a week. Aaron and Gus, the respect I have for both of you as competitors is something I hope you feel the same about with me still. At the end of the night I can say I gave it my all and am still walking out of here the FAWA Television Champion.
*Connor shifts the belt a bit, looking at it pridefully before looking back to the camera.*
CM: But this coming week I face the man who I won this very title from. The Ant Colony's own Bull Ant. The World's Strongest Ant. Bull, you are a heck of a wrestler and competitor and I'm looking forward to this match because while it's against someone who I have faced before I find that the best each man can offer doesn't come from the first match, but the next match. Once we know each other inside and out a bit it means we need to change things up. It makes things exciting. There's almost a touch of desperation in the air, an air of risk maybe. But then there is always that when two men like us step in the ring. Always that chance, that danger...that what we do in that ring might be remembered for a lifetime Bull. So bring your A-Game. I plan on bringing mine.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 23, 2013 22:02:44 GMT -5
Once again, the General is back with no signs of ring rust on him. And once again, the General sees gold in my future. I see me and Blood holding the tag team titles soon, but it looks like that I might get a chance for the TV title as well as three other men. I got nothing against Flynn and Antihero, but Coventry...that's a different story.
You see this little punk had the absolute balls to insult me and the first rule of the FAWA is that you insult the most psychotic man in the FAWA! Let me just say this to you boy...it doesn't matter if I win or lose this match...all that matters is that you don't. I will do anything to make sure of it.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 23, 2013 22:47:03 GMT -5
Once again, the General is back with no signs of ring rust on him. And once again, the General sees gold in my future. I see me and Blood holding the tag team titles soon, but it looks like that I might get a chance for the TV title as well as three other men. I got nothing against Flynn and Antihero, but Coventry...that's a different story.
You see this little punk had the absolute balls to insult me and the first rule of the FAWA is that you insult the most psychotic man in the FAWA! Let me just say this to you boy...it doesn't matter if I win or lose this match...all that matters is that you don't. I will do anything to make sure of it.
Transgression And Redemption is not intimidated by the two of you or anyone else. You, on the other hand, should be worried. |
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Post by General Adam on Feb 23, 2013 22:50:16 GMT -5
Once again, the General is back with no signs of ring rust on him. And once again, the General sees gold in my future. I see me and Blood holding the tag team titles soon, but it looks like that I might get a chance for the TV title as well as three other men. I got nothing against Flynn and Antihero, but Coventry...that's a different story.
You see this little punk had the absolute balls to insult me and the first rule of the FAWA is that you insult the most psychotic man in the FAWA! Let me just say this to you boy...it doesn't matter if I win or lose this match...all that matters is that you don't. I will do anything to make sure of it.
Transgression And Redemption is not intimidated by the two of you or anyone else. You, on the other hand, should be worried.
Where's everybody going? Do you want to hear this one? |
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 24, 2013 1:32:05 GMT -5
Greetings you unwashed inbred rubes! I the Wonderous and Beneficent Mad Pirate Mulligan grace you plebes with My Presence!
For too long have I been denied a chance to showcase my talents on the grand stage! Apparently I've got to wait for that one "Magic Week" for my Opponent du Mois!
As Such, I Will challenge someone At NiteRaw! Live on the Show!
Which Brings me to my Next point.
*Camera pans down to a Large Championship Belt wrapped around MPM's Waist*
This? This is the Newly Commisioned InterGender Championship Belt!
So At NiteRaw I have a Challenge, any waif, Femmazon, or other such Hoochie-mama that wishes to try to best me....or just wants to touch a REAL Pirate can volunteer and try to TAKE this title
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2013 4:43:46 GMT -5
*Flynn stands there rubbing his chain, taking into consideration on what MPM said.*
Uh, I shouldn't really be worrying about this. I've got more important stuff to think about. Like my up coming match, but if this "prestigious" title can help me get my name out there. Then I suppose... Maybe I can give it a shot. Maybe.
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Bull Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Feb 24, 2013 13:27:44 GMT -5
*camera comes up to Bull working out, Bull turns to the camera* CONNOR! *Makes the cameraman jump* I cant agree with you more. There is almost nothing more CHALLENGING than fighting a guy who knows your every move and boy do I love a Challenge! I might be entering this match as the challenger.....But I'll be leaving as the victor and my reclaimed title over my shoulder! Cause I wont holding back ANYTHING! Oh and the "A" in my A-game stands for Asskicking cause thats what your going to get from The WOOOOORRRLDS STROOOONNGEST AAANNT!! MOO MOO MOO.....YOU KNOW IT!!! *camera fades black*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 26, 2013 1:09:39 GMT -5
Since this week will not be the Interforums Cup Finals, I will be more or less watching both Jason Flynn's and Connor Mackenzie's respective matches. But when the finals come to fruition, I will be scouting the match first-hand because I plan on being the special guest commentator.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Feb 26, 2013 11:01:01 GMT -5
Since this week will not be the Interforums Cup Finals, I will be more or less watching both Jason Flynn's and Connor Mackenzie's respective matches. But when the finals come to fruition, I will be scouting the match first-hand because I plan on being the special guest commentator. |
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 26, 2013 12:10:27 GMT -5
FAWA DESIRE
"THE PREDATOR KNIGHT" GUS RICHLEN
*The video starts with the camera traveling into Peshtigo, Wisconsin, passing the Peshtigo Fire Museum along the way.*
In 1871, Peshtigo was destroyed by one of the worst forest fires in history.
But we rebuilt.
We fought adversity.
And we rose from the ashes.
*The shot goes over the Peshtigo River, and soon passes a couple of factories.*
I like to think that my career mimicked that path.
*Photos are shown of a younger Richlen and Shaelin.*
We saved our money so we could get trained. We wound up learning from none other than Lance Storm. I don't think we could have found a better teacher.
After that, we became part of what was known then as NWA Wisconsin. We stayed there for two years.
And it seemed like after the first few months, those fans that'd show up at bars and fairgrounds were becoming more and more supportive, that they wanted to see ME. Turns out I was right.
Career highlight? Actually getting to face Mike Quackenbush in a non-title match in late-2009. If I won, I'd get a shot at the NWA Junior Heavyweight Championship. It wound up a sixty-minute time limit draw. I guess I should have been proud that I lasted that long, but instead, I was disappointed, because I knew I could be BETTER. What it showed me was that I needed to improve. So I busted my ass to do that. But that opportunity never came again, and I swore to myself that I would never squander another chance in my life.
And then I came to FAWA.
*Scenes from Richlen's past matches and events play as the song starts.*
TH: He is perhaps one of THE best pure athletes in this company!
I operate on respect.
If you haven't earned my respect, I'll make it clear to you why.
But if you have, you'll get it.
I woke up today
Didn't feel like I had slept at all
Just another restless night
Such a reckless life
*Clips shown include:
Richlen winning his FAWA debut against Neo Het
Richlen unloading on Lodi's Flock in the WarGames match
Richlen and Shaelin making their entrance at Gookermania IV
Richlen defeating Caleb Fourchon to win the Inter-Forum Championship
Richlen taking Descent off the top turnbuckle with the Final Judgment*
The reality that we create
We cross the lines we love to hate
Something we see everyday
But we ALWAYS CHOOSE TO LOOK AWAY
*Richlen chokeslamming Bergman off the ladder at Summerfest
Richlen chokeslamming Square from the top rope through the Bulgarian announce table at Gookermania V
Richlen's entrance from NOTWZ
Richlen taking Seth Drakin off the top of the FAWAtron with the Final Judgment
Then the image flickers.*
I'd like to change the hands of time
*Distorted images of Richlen in the abandoned warehouse*
Start over someone hit rewind
*The previous clips play backwards*
Break ground and build the new design
*Clips of Richlen in his different personas (Xtreme Machine, Emerald Warrior, Darkness, Predator Knight)*
Start over leave this all behind
*Clips of Richlen with every championship he's won*
The times have changed
*Richlen's first entrance*
But we're still the same
*Richlen's entrance at Lord Of The Ring*
The cycle just repeats itself
*Richlen and Shaelin embracing after Richlen's win at Gookermania IV*
It goes on and on and on
*Richlen and Shaelin in the ring after Richlen's FAWA World Championship win at Wrestlecrapocalypse*
There's nothing else I'd rather be doing.
And as long as the fans are still behind me, I'm gonna be here for a long time.
FAWA
DESIRE
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Feb 28, 2013 8:18:53 GMT -5
*Dupoe's lair, the familiar sounds of screaming are heard as the camera pans to Dupoe hunched over a table?*
Jeremy Dupoe:I don't understand...how is it possible for the man in black to keep popping up? I've yet to encounter a elderich horror this persistent. I need to stop him but I cant seem to pinpoint where his base of operations and he disappears before we can stop him... the only person hes been majorly targeting doesn't trust me enough help me stop him.GAH this is frusterating
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 28, 2013 12:08:12 GMT -5
OOC: For the record, I did clear this with Tyfo before posting. As the start of the video says, this is entirely in-character and is not at all a personal shot on anyone.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 28, 2013 19:10:00 GMT -5
*A bloody Gus Richlen is walking ahead of the rest of Justice, LLC when Jerry Fish cuts him off.*
Champ, earlier tonight, you lost to-
*Richlen holds up a hand and silences him. There is a glare in his eyes, hidden by the blood but still there.*
I know what you're expecting, Fish. You think I'm going to have some witty remark to brush off my loss to Ryan Blood tonight. I'm sure he expects it too. Well, there won't be one.
I do, however, have somethin else.
He and The General want a title shot? They STILL have to EARN it.
So I have a three-part proposal.
Next week, they will face Hayden and Enigma.
AND the two male members of The Colony.
AND Mackenzie and Flynn.
Fatal Four Way Double Tables Elimination Match. Only way to eliminate a team is to put BOTH members through tables.
And the winning team? We'll face them the following week. TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS.
Now, I can already hear the complaints of "THAT'S NOT FAIR! HE'S MAKING ALL THESE TEAMS BEAT EACH OTHER UP AND HE'S JUST GONNA SIT BACK AND WATCH!" Not gonna happen.
Next week, IF they are not too afraid to accept, Champion versus Champion versus "Champion." The FAWA World Champion versus Seth Drakin versus the pirate. Non-title match.
IN A FIFTEEN-FOOT HIGH STEEL CAGE.
If all goes well, the next two weeks will prove why I am THE BEST that this company has and why in a few weeks I will retain the World Championship.
Now, if you'll excuse us.
*The four walk past and out of shot.*
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Feb 28, 2013 19:53:44 GMT -5
OOC: For the record, I did clear this with Tyfo before posting. As the start of the video says, this is entirely in-character and is not at all a personal shot on anyone. I think that was very eloquent Gus. I'll be honest, I was kind of against the way you were treated Hayden in character, but I understand where you're coming from now. |
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Post by General Adam on Feb 28, 2013 20:02:01 GMT -5
*The General is sitting in the back. He places a cigar in his mouth and lights it with a blowtorch.*
It's been an very odd night. I got a title shot along with Flynn and Richlen nearly got his face set on fire. And he still thinks that me and Blood still have to earn our shot at the tag titles? Was the intention of setting ya fire not enough?
Well I guess not since you want us to face three other tag teams in a whatever the hell you just called it table match?
*The General takes a drag from his cigar and blows out smoke*
Do you realize what you just did? You just gave the keys to the inmates of an insane asylum. Blood and I are so going to enjoy this.
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