Let's book a terrible indy show together

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Nov 21, 2012 21:33:36 GMT -5 YiHammer said:

How can you have a s***ty indeed show without Greg Valentine

Or Tito Santana? He's been making the rounds lately.

I-C title rematch in a steel cage. Deal is: the cage is only 6 feet tall, and neither man wants to climb over to risk injury.

Greg takes one face bump too many and knocks himself out. Tito still insists the referee opens the door before walking out.

[Emmet Russell]

Hire Russo to book it.

[molson5]

Ox Baker has to be in someone's corner and he'd be trying to sell small photos of himself to fans at ringside during the match.

[molson5]

I think I read somewhere that there was a Mulkeys v. Gladiators rematch somewhere in the last few years. I actually don't know whether that's "terrible" or "awesome", but either way, let's put that on there.

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There's another name missing, a glaring omission if you live in the South.

Ricky Morton.

Don't most events have him team with some "youngster" (who is probably about my age: 38) to recreate a "New Rock & Roll Express"?

[unoriginalalex]

Nov 20, 2012 19:49:41 GMT -5 joebob27 said:

Next segment:

Daniel Puder hits the ring. No one knows who he is. Anyways, he announces the Kimura challenge. He'll lock in the Kimura on some unsuspecting schlub, if if they can escape, they get a $25 gift card to Applebees. If he taps them out, HE gets the $25 gift card. Not that it matters, this is a work and no one's getting the gift card because the promoter got it as an anniversary gift for his wife.

Aldo Montoya answers the challenge! Crowd doesn't know who he is either. Puder puts him in the lock, and sees his opportunity to get attention and get back in the game. So instead of a work where Aldo escapes, Puder breaks his arm in a most gruesome fashion, takes the gift card and runs out of the VFW hall into an awaiting Ford Taurus.

Hilarious.