Let's book a terrible indy show together

[TGM]

Stolen from another forum, but meh. Here's a list of random wrestlers who are all still currently active (or at least still able to wrestle). All we have to do is book a semi coherent indy show together. The first person to reply will take two, three or four wrestlers from the list and make a match using them, or just one if you fancy cutting an interview. And then the next person will do the same etc. Once every wrestler in the list has been used once, that will be the first episode of F.A.N. Wrestling.

I can't wait to see what you guys come up with.

- Aldo Montoya
- Big Daddy V
- BxB Hulk
- Charlie Haas
- Chuck Palumbo
- Daniel Puder
- Davey Richards
- Ernest The Cat Miller
- Goldust
- Headbanger Thrasher
- John Morrison
- Kamala
- Matt Hardy
- Necro Butcher
- Rhino
- Scott Steiner
- Snitsky
- Vladimir Kozlov
- Vin Gerrard
- The Warlord

[mjolnir]

Vin Gerard & Necro Butcher vs. Kamala & The Warlord

Match ends when Butcher sides with the other brutes and they all beat up on Vin, before stuffing him in a trash can.

[hitch]

A 20 man Battle Royal in which nobody wants to take a bump onto the floor because the promotor couldn't afford safety-mats at ringside.

[mjolnir]

Davey Richards vs. Scott Steiner

Steiner's left bewildered at Davey's judo jackoff tough guy shtick, then proceeds to shoot on him and knock him out & cut a promo afterwards. Much to the delight of most of the IWC.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Guys, this show is supposed to be awful. So far, it's the best show ever.

[Talent Name]

Matt Hardy v Big Daddy V v Kamala in a Grape eating contest goes to a no decision because there are not enough grapes.

Fatal four way to determine the deadliest animal
Aldo Montoya v Davey Richards v Rhino v Ernest the Cat Miller

[mjolnir]

BxB Hulk vs. John Morrison

It ends in a no contest when Snitsky storms the ring, attacking both men. Which brings out Vladimir.

Snitsky vs. Vladimir Kozlov

After a thirty minute match, Vladimir wins the match with a five minute long chinlock.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Goldust w/Charlie Haas vs. Hadbanger Thrasher

Goldust comes out with a blackeye and says that Charlie Haas has been abusing him. A GTV spot then flashes on the Titantron to show that Goldust had just put makeup on to make it look like he has been abused. The bell then rings and Haas and Goldust argue. Haas then slaps Goldust effectively turning on him. With Goldust distracted Thrasher rolls him up for a quick pin. Thrasher's music then plays and Haas and Thrasher start dancing. The New Headbangers have been born!

[Tiger Millionaire]

My main event is Sid vs Scott Hall. Nobody shows up

[mrjl]

Kamala is not able to wrestle. He had to have a leg amputated

[joebob27]

Earnest "The Cat" Miller was advertised for the show, but no shows, so Battle Kat shows up instead. He calls someone out to face him through interpretive dance.

Chuck Palumbo hits the ring, in full on "ambiguously gay' Billy and Chuck attire. They lock up to start the match and they like the way it feels. So Chuck picks up Battle Kat in his arms and they walk to the back while "You look good to me" plays.

[joebob27]

Next segment:

Daniel Puder hits the ring. No one knows who he is. Anyways, he announces the Kimura challenge. He'll lock in the Kimura on some unsuspecting schlub, if if they can escape, they get a $25 gift card to Applebees. If he taps them out, HE gets the $25 gift card. Not that it matters, this is a work and no one's getting the gift card because the promoter got it as an anniversary gift for his wife.

Aldo Montoya answers the challenge! Crowd doesn't know who he is either. Puder puts him in the lock, and sees his opportunity to get attention and get back in the game. So instead of a work where Aldo escapes, Puder breaks his arm in a most gruesome fashion, takes the gift card and runs out of the VFW hall into an awaiting Ford Taurus.

[Todd Pettengill]

Dennis Stamp.

[Mac]

60 Minute Iron Man Match

Kamala v Warlord - 50 minutes of chinlocks and nerve holds ends in a draw


Matt Hardy v Davey Richards - Richards no shows and Matt Hardy eats dozen Volcano Tacos

Necro Butcher v. Aldo Montoya (all holds barred) first person to make contact loses, match ends in a double DQ when they lock up

Big Daddy V v. Thrasher Barbed Wire Steel Cage, Fire Scramble Death, TLC 15 minute countdown exploding ring match. - Match ends in 5 seconds when Thrasher sneaks up from behind and rols up Big Daddy V

[Sir Woodrow]

Every wrestler who shows gets to be NWA World champ

[notasmark]

Just slap the name NWA on it and a winner is you.

[YiHammer]

How can you have a shitty indeed show without Greg Valentine

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Nov 20, 2012 19:49:41 GMT -5 joebob27 said:

Next segment:

Daniel Puder hits the ring. No one knows who he is. Anyways, he announces the Kimura challenge. He'll lock in the Kimura on some unsuspecting schlub, if if they can escape, they get a $25 gift card to Applebees. If he taps them out, HE gets the $25 gift card. Not that it matters, this is a work and no one's getting the gift card because the promoter got it as an anniversary gift for his wife.

Aldo Montoya answers the challenge! Crowd doesn't know who he is either. Puder puts him in the lock, and sees his opportunity to get attention and get back in the game. So instead of a work where Aldo escapes, Puder breaks his arm in a most gruesome fashion, takes the gift card and runs out of the VFW hall into an awaiting Ford Taurus.

That gets all of my money.

All 25 cents.

[bertheart90]

The Honky Tonk Man v Doink number 26712

[TK The Friendly Robot]

Daniel Puder comes to the ring with an entourage, he says that the only reason he is here is for a payday and that everyone in the crowd and backstage can suck his dick. He says that every match tonight will be the shits and he gets payed for just standing here and talking. He then flips off everyone at ringside and heads to the back.

Kamala vs. Ernest The Cat Miller in a Dance Off

Kamala comes to the ring in a wheelchair and Ernest gets in the ring and dances while berating Kamala on the mic for not having any moves. Suddenly Kozlov hits the ring and says he's here to dance for Kamala's honor and pulls out some dance moves. After 10 minuites of dancing Miller kicks Kozlov in the face and pins him, Kamala no sells his leg being amputated and rolls into the ring and counts the 3. Miller gets on the mic and says that it was a ruse all along, he then walks away leaving Kamala and Kozlov lying there with Kamala screaming for help up.

Special Guest Ultimate Warrior comes to the ring and lifts Kamala up and carries him out of the ring. This is the last he's seen all night.

Matt Hardy vs. Big Daddy V in a Eating Contest

Hardy and V sit down at a giant table set up in the ring, there are two piles of food, one for each man consisting of Burgers, Pizza, Hotdogs and Grapes. V has the lead right from the start and has finished the Burgers before Hardy has even started on his second, it all looks lost for Hardy but he eventually catches up to V who has two slices of Pizza and some Grapes left. Hardy and V both finish the Pizza and then Big Daddy V begins to freak out, screaming about how "He aint eating no fruit!" Hardy then finishes up his grapes and takes the contest.

Scott Steiner's music hits and he comes out and tells them both that "THEY'RE FAT!" and challenges the pair to a handicap match. Hardy and Big Daddy V shake hands and the match gets underway.

Scott Steiner vs. Big Daddy V and Matt Hardy

Steiner hits the ring and Belly to Belly Suplex's Big Daddy V through the table in the ring causing V to puke up all over the ring. Steiner looks disgusted but picks up Big Daddy V and throws some punches, he goes to Irish Whip V but V counters and whips Steiner. Steiner comes back for a clothesline but slips in the Puke. Hardy tags in and hits the senton and covers for the 3.

Rhino is backstage, he cuts a promo on the rest of the show and says that it's now time for some real action as he is taking on Davey Richards in a 60 minuite Iron Man Falls Count Anywhere match.

Rhino vs. Davey Richards

Rhino is in the ring awaiting Davey Richards when a member of staff comes out and announces he isn't here tonight and is instead at a strip club he saw on his way here. The bell rings and Rhino heads up the ramp. 60 Minutes Pass...it is announced that Rhino pinned Davey in the strip club and he won the match 1 fall to 0. It was described as a bloody massacre and one of the most awe inspiring encounters. A shame no one in the arena saw it.

Billy and Chuck vs. Goldust and BXB Hulk in a Freak Off

Both teams rub each other and "Wrestle" for 10 minutes before they hold hands and leave together, both teams are counted out.

Aldo Montoya comes out and challenges anyone who is as deadly as he is, Charlie Haas hits the ring dressed up as Hulk Hogan and accepts the challenge.

Aldo Montoya vs. Haas Hogan

Haas dominates Montoya and wins with the Atomic Leg drop in a quick fashion. John Morrison then comes out dressed as Sting and lays a beating on Haas and locks him into the Scorpion Death Lock. Melina then runs down the ramp and punches Morrison in the jaw. Val Venis then hits the ring and pulls the deranged Melina away from Morrison and begins making out with her when suddenly the glass shatters and Stone Cold Thrasher comes to the ring and stunners everyone. He calls for the beer and has a beer bash as Vince Russo stands at the top of the ramp nodding.

Fin