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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Jan 26, 2012 1:19:34 GMT -5
It's already quite apparent how over he is with the crowd. In fact, he's too over. He's over to the point where a turn is imminent, yet we have no grasp on how that will come into fruition.
I'm thinking this: Richard Simmons can turn on Darren Young after he loses a match and come out on Raw the next day and rant to the "WWE Universe" how he has "constantly worked his booty off for years and years and does not get taken seriously." He could subsequently announce that he will no longer manage Darren Young and start wrestling himself. Go to the point where he ends the Undertaker's streak, perhaps.
Another idea I had would for him to be the long since forgotten "bigger picture" of the Nexus, reviving the group and reigning terror on the WWE again. Darren Young could eventually snap and do whatever he can to organize a group to fight off the Nexus, since he was booted out. It would take weeks for him to get people to agree, much like what occurred with John Cena.
My final idea: Hell in a Cell against Darren Young. The two could have a long, memorable match provided that WWE Creative executes it correctly. Have Darren Young put Richard through the cell while the two are on top, falling onto thumbtacks, reminiscent of the Mankind vs Undertaker HIAC match. Keeping in mind that this is a PG program, have all blood replaced with pure sweat.
In order for this to happen, he needs to turn on Darren Young. For those of you who have been watching, it's becoming painfully apparent how much Richard despises his role as manager, and he will eventually snap.
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Post by fw91 on Jan 26, 2012 1:25:51 GMT -5
or in a sort of ironic turn of events, we can have Pat Patterson accuse of him sexual harassment.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 26, 2012 1:27:24 GMT -5
...Funnily enough have him come out with short hair, a suit, and talking in a slow monotone voice (possibly with him insulting fat people)
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Post by keezy on Jan 26, 2012 1:37:22 GMT -5
...Funnily enough have him come out with short hair, a suit, and talking in a slow monotone voice (possibly with him insulting fat people) Or getting fat himself, he'd be the ultimate hypocrate.
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Post by joebob27 on Jan 26, 2012 3:07:13 GMT -5
...Funnily enough have him come out with short hair, a suit, and talking in a slow monotone voice (possibly with him insulting fat people) Or getting fat himself, he'd be the ultimate hypocrate. Why not both?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2012 10:59:03 GMT -5
Simple.
Introduce his doppelganger, Robotic Richard Simmons.
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Jan 26, 2012 14:40:49 GMT -5
Surely this continued Richard Simmons crap belongs in the Off Topic forum.
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Post by Lila on Jan 26, 2012 14:42:21 GMT -5
This stuff is getting boring and never was funny from the beginning. Let. It. Go.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 26, 2012 15:03:22 GMT -5
Pass.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2012 15:20:53 GMT -5
Did I miiss some sort of memo?
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Post by Acclaim Entertainment on Jan 26, 2012 15:36:26 GMT -5
This stuff is getting boring and never was funny from the beginning. Let. It. Go. Surely this continued Richard Simmons crap belongs in the Off Topic forum. These. Seriously, guys.
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Jan 26, 2012 16:08:57 GMT -5
It's always amusing to read the uninformed postings of certain forum members who evidently do not keep up with the WWE's current product. Actually bother watching it and keep up with the current storyline. Absolutely no time for asinine complaints in this topic!
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 26, 2012 16:37:29 GMT -5
I really want the Richard Simmons threads to stay because they always bring a smile to my face, and I like smiling.
This time it is no different. I'm smiling like an idiot just reading the first post.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2012 16:40:19 GMT -5
This stuff is getting boring and never was funny from the beginning. Let. It. Go. Except that people are enjoying it so it was and still is.
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Post by machomuta on Jan 26, 2012 16:58:14 GMT -5
It's always amusing to read the uninformed postings of certain forum members ! Then inform us.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Jan 26, 2012 17:29:42 GMT -5
I think Richard Simmons is beyond the heel or face status like Taker, HHH or HBK for exemple.
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Post by Sektor on Jan 26, 2012 17:30:39 GMT -5
I've never understood going into a thread specifically to say that the source material isn't funny and nobody likes it. Like, really? This isn't Minesweeper, "Richard Simmons" was right there in the title.
And I'm glad this thread exists, because I was 99% sure I had just imagined that whole thing about Darren Young and Tyler Reks and the five Ricks.
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Post by johnnybaseball, Mantaur Fan on Jan 26, 2012 17:37:03 GMT -5
The Richard Simmons threads are one of those things where, hey, you either get them, or you don't. AND I DON'T! But I am SO excited to be a part of it!
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Jan 26, 2012 18:12:07 GMT -5
It's always amusing to read the uninformed postings of certain forum members ! Then inform us. Read the first post.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jan 27, 2012 12:42:11 GMT -5
If Richard Simmons ever were to appear as an ongoing WWE character rest assured he'd be known as "Piss Break" Richard Simmons. OP, whut da hale u smokin'?
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