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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jan 24, 2012 15:11:32 GMT -5
Embrace the Hate?
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Post by Rave on Jan 24, 2012 15:33:43 GMT -5
Eve's slinging around a lot of blame lately. Last week it was Laurinaitis, when really it was Ryder's decision to defend the title. This week, it's Cena for something he really couldn't stop.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jan 24, 2012 15:36:24 GMT -5
Eve's slinging around a lot of blame lately. Last week it was Laurinaitis, when really it was Ryder's decision to defend the title. This week, it's Cena for something he really couldn't stop. I hope they don't go for a stereotypical woman gimmick where she doesn't speak clearly or drive at all.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 24, 2012 16:43:14 GMT -5
Eve's slinging around a lot of blame lately. Last week it was Laurinaitis, when really it was Ryder's decision to defend the title. This week, it's Cena for something he really couldn't stop. I hope they don't go for a stereotypical woman gimmick where she doesn't speak clearly or drive at all. Well, considering she carjacked Beth Phoenix that one time, I wouldn't worry too much about the latter.
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Post by AztecaDragon on Jan 24, 2012 17:11:48 GMT -5
In a way she is. Cena beat the crap out of Swagger for the sole crime of winning a match against Zack Ryder. That's what prompted Johnny Ace to punish him by booking his friend against the psychopath. I mean, most of the blame goes to Ace for being such a dick of a boss, but if Cena hadn't snapped this may not have happened. *Story Sense's TINGLING~* That would mean Eve has a better gauge of the power dynamics considering she is just a Diva on the bottom with hardly any power in the company and John Cena is JOHN CENA. However Cena crosses the boss or pisses off Kane, Laryngitis knows better than to take it out on John Cena and any punishment to John directly isn't going to be too bad since he's the top guy of the company (and his last boss was fired for screwing around with him directly). If anyone wanted to really get at John Cena he'll take it out on Zach Ryder and Eve would have a bullseye on her just by her association with Zach. Her logic could be that of course Laryngitis is a petty corporate schmuck and Kane is disturbed, but bah gawd, she'd rather not have her friend beaten up and broken in half after being stalked by some freak because John Cena can't keep his damn Chronic Hero Syndrome under control and doesn't have the good sense to distance himself from them. She might view John Cena's friendship with Zach as more of a curse than anything. ...which'd be funny if they played it that way. CM Punk did say Cena's perspective was skewed because he had to look down from his pedestal. Now, my logic may be so many flavors of stupid, but whatev. I don't watch the show.
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Post by Beartato on Jan 24, 2012 17:16:21 GMT -5
No, both Zack and Eve were being huge dicks.
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Post by That Mickie Fan on Jan 24, 2012 18:40:28 GMT -5
I didn't like it. Eve's acting is horrible
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Post by Starshine on Jan 24, 2012 18:43:39 GMT -5
No, both Zack and Eve were being huge dicks. Also Cena's a dick and then you got Kane's dicking him around. All in all, dicks everywhere.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Jan 24, 2012 19:03:55 GMT -5
The way I see it is that Eve expected John Cena to be JOHN CENA. You know, the supercena that overcomes all odds and beats everyone. Cena hasn't been able to even slow down Kane, so he's run roughshod over whoever he wants, unfortunately for Zack.
If Cena lived up to what he's known for then Ryder would've never been hurt. Eve's blaming him for not channeling supercena and disposing of Kane. And I'll admit, when she blamed him I nodded in agreement.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Jan 24, 2012 19:04:32 GMT -5
No, both Zack and Eve were being huge dicks. Also Cena's a dick and then you got Kane's dicking him around. All in all, dicks everywhere. Plus, you've got the big dick in John Laurinaitis. Raw is Dicks?
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 24, 2012 19:10:36 GMT -5
No, both Zack and Eve were being huge dicks. Also Cena's a dick and then you got Kane's dicking him around. All in all, dicks everywhere. That should be RAW's new motto. Monday Night RAW: Dicks Everywhere.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jan 24, 2012 19:39:55 GMT -5
Also Cena's a dick and then you got Kane's dicking him around. All in all, dicks everywhere. That should be RAW's new motto. Monday Night RAW: Dicks Everywhere.Surprisingly none of Robert Kardashian's children have signed. Maybe they need more black dicks on the show.
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Post by Unocal 76 on Jan 24, 2012 20:28:32 GMT -5
The logical guy to blame is Laurinatis.
He blatantly set up this match despite knowing about Ryder's injuries.
It's straight out of the Bischoff era.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 24, 2012 20:31:00 GMT -5
Also Cena's a dick and then you got Kane's dicking him around. All in all, dicks everywhere. That should be RAW's new motto. Monday Night RAW: Dicks Everywhere.Pat Patterson approves.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 24, 2012 20:38:44 GMT -5
That should be RAW's new motto. Monday Night RAW: Dicks Everywhere.Surprisingly none of Robert Kardashian's children have signed. Maybe they need more black dicks on the show. OH YEAH!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2012 20:46:06 GMT -5
I would just like some pretense of a security presence. Even with a heel Interim GM, you'd think there would be at least a couple of security guards around. Just show Kane standing around with a bunch of security guards laid out before he attacked Ryder backstage or have him fight off a couple of guys before the chokeslam. Something.
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Post by Beartato on Jan 24, 2012 20:54:21 GMT -5
Also Cena's a dick and then you got Kane's dicking him around. All in all, dicks everywhere. That should be RAW's new motto. Monday Night RAW: Dicks Everywhere.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jan 24, 2012 21:02:20 GMT -5
That should be RAW's new motto. Monday Night RAW: Dicks Everywhere.Pat Patterson approves. Damn your eyes for beating me to it...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2012 21:03:09 GMT -5
Eve is going to form the "Right to Blame" with Christian, Alberto Del Rio and the returning Chavo Guerrero. Their titantron will just be a big finger labeled "BLAME" pointing at the WWE Universe repeatedly flashing, while phrases like "I learned it from watching you!" and "This is all YOUR fault!" are played over a shitty drum loop/barely existent bass vamp.
John Cena will bring back Snitsky to help combat this new faction. They will be called the "No Cuplability Soldiers".
Their theme song: (LANGUAGE WARNING NSFW ETC)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2012 21:05:43 GMT -5
That should be RAW's new motto. Monday Night RAW: Dicks Everywhere.Holy Shit, Johnny looks PERFECT there.
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