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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Jan 16, 2012 15:55:22 GMT -5
The inspiration for this came from the "I really don't want to miss Brotus Clay" thread.
Basically, come up with reasons to put something off in order to see Brodus Clay on Raw.
"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Want to have sex at nine tonight?"
"Oh God, I need to go to the hospital now!"
"Hey man, I locked myself out of my house. Can you come pick me up and we'll hang for a bit?"
"That report is due at 10 PM."
"Sorry, but I really don't want to miss Brodus Clay tonight!"
Seem simple enough? Excellent.
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Post by nm on Jan 16, 2012 15:59:19 GMT -5
Doc, you have an emergency heart transplant coming up!
BROTUS ISNT ON YET
But he's going to die sir!
LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT
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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 16, 2012 16:01:04 GMT -5
I would do anything for love.... But I won't do that....
SOME BODY CALL MY MOMMA!
(Best mashup ever)
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 16, 2012 16:07:29 GMT -5
Honey? Come to bed, ple....
BRODUS!
I know honey, but it's been a week. You've been sitting in front of the TV the who...
FUNK IS ON A ROLL!
Please honey, you're scaring me & the kids, stop this madness!
SHEEWA! *crossbody*
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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 16, 2012 16:08:36 GMT -5
Honey? Come to bed, ple.... BRODUS! I know honey, but it's been a week. You've been sitting in front of the TV the who... FUNK IS ON A ROLL! Please honey, you're scaring me & the kids, stop this madness! SHEEWA! *crossbody* MY BAD! |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 16, 2012 16:13:08 GMT -5
Honey? Come to bed, ple.... BRODUS! I know honey, but it's been a week. You've been sitting in front of the TV the who... FUNK IS ON A ROLL! Please honey, you're scaring me & the kids, stop this madness! SHEEWA! *crossbody* MY BAD! That's after he SHEA-plexes the kids to bed. |
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Post by hellis3000 on Jan 16, 2012 16:14:25 GMT -5
Mr president sir
"Not now, Waiting for the funk"
"A unidenified plane is heading towards New york"
"But... Brodus..:"
"Sir!"
"FROM PLANET FUNK!"
"....They just nuked us sir"
"My Bad!"
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 16, 2012 16:17:42 GMT -5
"Alright gentlemen, keep the current course & you'll land on Mars in no time"
"Change of plans, we must go to Planet Funk!"
"What? No! Turn back now, that is an order!"
"FUNK IS ON A ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
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Post by flatsdomino on Jan 16, 2012 16:17:55 GMT -5
You can S my D after BC gets off mah TV, honey. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
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Post by hellis3000 on Jan 16, 2012 16:22:13 GMT -5
You can S my D after BC gets off mah TV, honey. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH! Oh god.Spit soda over my keyboard from laughing. Good show. |
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Post by Big L on Jan 16, 2012 16:59:14 GMT -5
That's after he SHEA-plexes the kids to bed. Lol |
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Jan 16, 2012 17:05:55 GMT -5
"You really oughta get that gunshot wound checked out. Bullets to the abdomen don't normally end well."
"But...the Funkasaurus! I'm not...going...anywhere...babaaaay."
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Post by derickyuki on Jan 16, 2012 17:25:48 GMT -5
I literally used Brodus Clay as an excuse to not play Magic: The Gathering tonight.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Jan 16, 2012 18:34:41 GMT -5
I literally used Brodus Clay as an excuse to not play Magic: The Gathering tonight. OMG. I did the same thing. |
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Jan 16, 2012 20:48:36 GMT -5
"Dude, you're completely drunk. You can't drive home and you're parents will kill you if they see you like this. I'll drive us over to my place and-"
"hebreguhn no man, man, you're my best bud and *burp* I appreciate what you're trying to do, but..."
"But what? You're seriously not alright man."
"But I need to see Brodus Clay on Raw guhhehrhh on my TV. Funkasaurussssehehjhdhrj."
"No wait stop you can't drive like this!"
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