Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Dec 15, 2012 1:58:03 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2012 5:10:20 GMT -5
To be honest, while it is less intimidating to write smaller matches and is far easier. I did find it a bit better how longer matches had intensity and suspense. But that's just it really, writing smaller matches is far less time consuming. Exactly. That said, I do encourage writers to write supercard show matches to their heart's desire. In fact, they'll probably stand out more when the Niteraw standard is so much briefer and more concise. Oh yeah, never thought if it like that. Makes me less patient for a PPV then, haha.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 15, 2012 10:13:53 GMT -5
Welcome back MPM! Hope you're feeling well.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 15, 2012 13:25:34 GMT -5
While I've known about MPM returning for a wee bit, nonetheless welcome back.
I plan to post the rest of Niteraw today once I have a certain promo I'm waiting on.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 15, 2012 15:29:30 GMT -5
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 15, 2012 15:33:12 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow][glow=RED,2,300]PICK YOUR POISON[/glow]BOILER ROOM BRAWLER VERSUS MYSTERY OPPONENT TH: Welcome back to Niteraw, ladies and gentlemen. Up next the FAWA Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler, takes on a mystery opponent as Jonathan Michaels Picks His Poison.JK: Take it away, Michael!MM: Our next contest is a Pick Your Poison match scheduled for one fall...*BRB rolls out on his Segway to the ring...* MM: From Rockford, Illinois;
Weighing 300lbs;
Making his way to the ring, he is your FAWA Majority Shareholder:
Boiler... Room... Brawler!TH: He set the bar in last week's Beat the Clock challenge and was tied by the World Heavyweight Champion Jonathan Michaels.JK: I didn't see a draw to the second coming. If the Beat the Clock challenge is any indication, the Thunderdome match will get really rough between Brawler and Michaels.*BRB drives his Segway in front of the announce table, gets off, and enters the ring, looking at the entrance...* TH: BRB's come under a lot of criticism the past several weeks for losing match after match since he returned to the ring.JK: Extenuating circumstances, Hoss. That said, BRB better beat his mystery opponent tonight or else, well...MM: And now, his opponent, handpicked by Jonathan Michaels...JK: Uh oh...TH: Brawler sure isn't pleased to hear that music.MM: From The Anthill;
Weighing 330lbs;
He is your FAWA Television Champion:
Bull... Ant!*Bull Ant charges for the ring while BRB braces for him...* TH: It's the Television Champion, Bull Ant!JK: It's funny; he's only the second man to outweight Boiler Room Brawler in the history of the FAWA!TH: And I'm sure he doesn't appreciate some of the things that BRB had to say to Moo Moo Ant-*Bull slides into the ring as BRB starts hammering fists to his back.* DING! DING! DING! TH: BRB dropping fists on the TV champ's back!JK: It's not working though.*Bull Ant grabs BRB by the legs and-* TH: Bull Ant with the takedown, and the fists are flying now!*Bull mounts BRB and fires a flurry of fists to BRB's face...* JK: This is only going to make BRB angrier about all the Ants in the FAWA.TH: BRB with a rope break, and Bull Ant all too reluctant to stop.JK: He better listen though. Referee "Spud" Johnson is a stickler for ruling the ring.*Both men stand up, but Bull charges for BRB, who counters with-* TH: BRB with a textbook DDT! The TV Champ is down!JK: One!
Two!TH: Bull Ant with the kickout!
He may have a match under his belt tonight, but Bull Ant is still full of vim and vigor for the FAWA Majority Shareholder.*Bull stamps his feet and points at BRB, who scowls and beckons to him.* JK: It's a clash of the titans in the Parts Unknown Arena tonight.TH: And Bull Ant charges Brawler again!*BRB braces for Bull, who spears BRB off his feet and...* TH: Bull Ant with a spear to the outside!JK: That's almost 700lbs of flesh and exoskeleton there, Hoss, and it's just tumbled to the Earth right before us.TH: That's taken the wind out of BRB there, and Bull ain't done.*Bull stands BRB up and whips him to the ring post, but-* TH: Reversal from BRB! Bull Ant headfirst into the ringpost!JK: And BRB ain't done with him now!*BRB spears Bull from behind, forcing headfirst into the ringpost again.* JK: That's two sharp impacts to the head, TH!TH: Could BRB be taking some of his frustrations out on the Television Champion?*Bull stumbles back into the audience barrier and recovers while BRB rummages below the apron...* TH: This doesn't look good for Bull Ant tonight.JK: Is BRB throwing this match too?*BRB stands up, grinning as he gazes at...* TH: Bah gawd, Jesse! It's-JK: His big, massive, pipe wrench!TH: It's back! BRB has his old pipe wrench back!JK: Better watch out, Bull!TH: Caring for the well-being of the Television Champion, King?JK: No, I just don't want his guts all over my shirt.*BRB thrusts the pipe wrench into Bull's face, taking him down.* DING! DING! DING! MM: Here is your winner by Disqualification: Bull... Ant!TH: He got the victory, but at what cost?JK: I don't think BRB's done, Hoss.*BRB stares down at Bull Ant and kisses his pipe wrench...* TH: It's a reunion over a year in the making.*Bull Ant, face down, is helpless as BRB brings the pipe wrench down on the back of his head.* DING! DING! DING! DING! *BRB stares down at Bull Ant before leaving him face down and motionless.* JK: Has the Television Champion been slaughtered tonight?TH: This doesn't reflect well on BRB, that's for sure.
Here come the paramedics to help him though, as-JK: What the?TH: Moo Moo Ant! Bull Ant's little Joshi sister!JK: She's not serious, is she?*BRB grabs a microphone while getting onto his Segway...* BRB: Just stop right there, not-so-little lady. You've got a match coming up.TH: What? What's he talking about?JK: You don't think...BRB: You've got a match, little Moo-Moo.
Jonathan Michaels, I have picked.
Your.
Poison.
Have fun.TH: That's insane! How can Brawler do this?JK: We'll be back after these commercials.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 15, 2012 15:33:47 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow][glow=RED,2,300]PICK YOUR POISON[/glow]JONATHAN MICHAELS VERSUS MOO MOO ANT TH: Welcome back, FAWA Galaxy. Before our last commercial break, Boiler Room Brawler unveiled his pipe wrench for the first time in over a year and used it on the Television Champion in brutal fashion.JK: And if that wasn't enough, Moo Moo Ant, the Buxom Bovine who will face Vincent Van Agony for the Freakin' Awesome Title at WrestleCrapocalypse-TH: Bull Ant's sister.JK: She now has to face the World Heavyweight Champion Jonathan Michaels.TH: Only Boiler Room Brawler would pull something so devious as that.JK: Well, Seth Drakin would probably do something like that too.BRB: Get it started, Michael! That's the match!
Moo Moo Ant versus Jonathan Michaels!
Get out here, World. Heavyweight. Champion!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is the final Pick Your Poison match...*Moo Moo Ant scowls at BRB and anxiously looks at the entrance as Jonathan Michaels walks out...* MM: Standing in the ring with me now from the Ant Farm;
Weighing 180lbs; Moo Moo... Ant!
And entering the ring now from Los Angeles, California at a weight of 240lbs;
He is your FAWA World Heavweight Champion: Jonathan... Michaels...TH: Michaels sure doesn't look like he wants to wrestle Moo Moo Ant...JK: Of course not. She's a girl. He's old-fashioned in that way.TH: And Brawler's the kind of man who would put him in this kind of position.BRB: Have fun, Moo Moo and Michaels. I think you'd make a cute couple in the squared circle...*BRB takes off in his Segway as Moo Moo watches on...* DING! DING! DING! JK: Well, like it or not, the match has begun.TH: Just distasteful.*Moo Moo watches on from the ring as BRB comes up to JoNo when-* TH: Fade to Black! A Segway-powered Fade to Black to Brawler!
Brawler is down!*BRB crashes to the entrance ramp. JoNo grabs his microphone...* JoNo: I'm not wrestling you, Moo Moo. I'm just not.
As for you, Brawler, screw you, and I'll see you in the Thunderdome.*JoNo slams the microphone onto BRB and walks out...* JK: He's just throwing the match?TH: It looks like it.JK: Moo Moo sure looks like she wants to wrestle though...TH: No one to wrestle now, King.DING! DING! DING! MM: Here is your winner by Count Out: Moo Moo Ant!JK: An untter farce.TH: I'd watch out if I was Viva.JK: And Brawler seems awfully sure of this one.TH: Well, as sour as this note is, it's time for commercials.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 16, 2012 1:36:23 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow][glow=RED,2,300]PICK YOUR POISON[/glow]GUS RICHLEN VERSUS AARON ENIGMA MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the FAWA Inter-Forum Championship!*"Ready To Roll" triggers off a couple of pyro shots before Gus Richlen, not exactly in the best of moods thanks to Enigma's distraction costing him the match against Antihero earlier in the night, and Shaelin Marie O'Hara walk out to the ramp, with Richlen holding up his half of the tag titles, setting off more pyro.* MM: Introducing first, accompanied by Shaelin Marie O'Hara, from Peshtigo, Wisconsin, weighing in at 181 pounds, he is one-half of the FAWA World Tag Team Champions, "The Predator Knight," Gus Richlen!TH: Richlen has had his sights set on the Inter-Forum Championship for the past few weeks, and he's heading into this match with a heavy amount of momentum.JK: What's he heading into this match with is a big head that thinks he's going to beat the greatest Inter-Forum Champion of all-time! I can't wait for Enigma to obliterate him for good this time!*"Sleep Now In The Fire" then hits to a very poor reaction as Aaron Enigma walks out. If he's feeling any effects from his PYP match against Richlen's twin brother Marshall Wesley Coventry he's not showing it.* MM: And his opponent, from Concord, New Hampshire, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the FAWA Inter-Forum Champion, the "Head Detective," Aaron Enigma!TH: For Gus Richlen, this match is all about respect or a lack thereof. For Aaron Enigma, it's about all the wrongs he claims have been done to him. Richlen says that tonight, Enigma will have no excuses for losing.JK: He won't need any since he's NOT going to lose!*John Creed holds the title up and calls for the bell, and as soon as he does, Enigma goes right after Richlen, but the challenger starts firing off punches before trying to Irish whip him to the ropes. Enigma holds on, though, and counters it into a back suplex! 1! 2! Richlen kicks out, but Enigma stays on the attack, hitting the double leg drop to Richlen's stomach! 1! 2! Richlen kicks out, so Enigma pulls him up, but Richlen catches him off guard with the Shaelin Street Cutter! Enigma staggers back, and it gives Richlen time to get to his feet and charge, ducking an attempted knee strike and rebounding off the ropes with a spear! 1! 2! Enigma is now the one who has to kick out but Richlen also isn't letting up on the offense, who starts punching away at Enigma until Creed forces him back. Enigma takes the opportunity to get to his feet and climb to the top rope, but Richlen catches him up there and tosses him off! Richlen then goes to pull him up, but Enigma catches him with a reverse STO! 1! 2! Richlen kicks out! Enigma gets upset by this and pulls him up, whipping him to the ropes, then catching him with an inverted sitout suplex slam! 1! 2! Richlen kicks out again! Enigma climbs up to the top rope and waits for Richlen to get up, which he does, and Enigma comes off the rope and hits a spinning elbow! 1! 2! Richlen kicks out again! Enigma is growing more frustrated, but he picks Richlen up, only for Richlen to suddenly catch him with the Carnosel! 1! 2! Enigma kicks out this time, so Richlen waits for him to start to rise before going for the Schwinn Smash, but Enigma dodges it and goes for the Eye Of The Hurricane neckbreaker, but Richlen spins out, grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him! 1! 2! Enigma kicks out again! Richlen tries to control his frustration as he waits for the champ to get up, and as soon as Enigma does, Richlen starts to hook the arms from behind- NO! Enigma slips out of the attempted Mewtwo Driver and scoops him for the Bri- NO!!!! RICHLEN COUNTERS OUT OF NOWHERE INTO THE FINAL JUDGMENT!!!! 1! 2! 3!* MM: Here is your winner and the NEW FAWA Inter-Fourm Champion, "The Predator Knight," Gus Richlen!TH: Gus Richlen has claimed the Inter-Forum title for a second time, and he had to go through worse earlier than Enigma did!JK: It's not fair! Enigma had to fight two matches tonight!TH: Yeah, well, so did Richlen, and he had the harder match of the two earlier! Enigma has NO excuse now!*Shaelin is all over Richlen as Creed hands him the belt. Richlen, however, crouches down by Enigma, yelling, "You are NOT the best, and you are NOT the top of the food chain."* [shadow=red,left,300]CREDITS[/shadow]AARON ENIGMA BOILER ROOM BRAWLER GUS RICHLEN
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 16, 2012 4:56:14 GMT -5
Grats to Gus on the title victory. Don't think we've settled this though.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 16, 2012 9:21:37 GMT -5
Grats Gus! And as well, congrats to Aaron for holding the belt for so long! Truly a great accomplishment as well.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 16, 2012 9:34:22 GMT -5
I want to write the Thunderdome match.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 16, 2012 20:11:58 GMT -5
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 16, 2012 23:23:01 GMT -5
FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPIONSHIP Moo Moo Ant versus Vincent Van Agony
Match: BRB Commentary: BRB ELIMINATION TAG MATCH Connor Mackenzie, Gus Richlen, and Marshall Wesley Coventry versus Jeremy Dupoe, Mario Nett, and Jack Cain Match: Commentary: ULTIMATE SURVIVAL CHALLENGE Seth Drakin versus Malevolence versus Michael Hayden versus Jason Flynn Match: Commentary: THUNDERDOME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Aaron Enigma versus Antihero versus Boiler Room Brawler versus Jonathan Michaels
Match: Gus Richlen Commentary: Gus Richlen
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 17, 2012 20:00:48 GMT -5
Ballots sent out. Two matches to be claimed.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 17, 2012 21:32:16 GMT -5
I'll take the elimination tag match.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 18, 2012 19:53:37 GMT -5
That leaves the Ultimate Survival Challenge. Any takers?
I plan to count the votes and send out the results tomorrow. If you haven't voted, there is still time.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 20, 2012 15:34:30 GMT -5
Thanks to the weather shutting down the library, I can't start writing the match until tomorrow.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 21, 2012 0:31:11 GMT -5
Thanks to the weather shutting down the library, I can't start writing the match until tomorrow. Quick question: do you need the library only for internet access? That's been my case sincethe day I started. I just wrote my matches at home and then transferred them by flash drive.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 21, 2012 3:37:24 GMT -5
Thanks to the weather shutting down the library, I can't start writing the match until tomorrow. Quick question: do you need the library only for internet access? That's been my case sincethe day I started. I just wrote my matches at home and then transferred them by flash drive. There's the other problem. I also can't get home until much later today thanks to the bad road conditions. Instead, I'm stuck at my grandpa's (no computer and my mom's tablet is useless).
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 21, 2012 3:50:02 GMT -5
Ah. The joys of Midwest life...
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