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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 21, 2012 13:01:17 GMT -5
OK, reading what you sent, I thought Thunderdome was an elimination match.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 21, 2012 16:39:15 GMT -5
By the way, did we ever choose the WrestleCrApocalypse theme song??? I can't remember.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 21, 2012 18:10:35 GMT -5
"Skyfall" by Adele
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 21, 2012 19:12:39 GMT -5
Oh yeah.........
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 21, 2012 23:22:36 GMT -5
OK, reading what you sent, I thought Thunderdome was an elimination match. Could someone clarify please? I may indeed be mistaken. If it is, use that finish as the first elimination.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 21, 2012 23:39:41 GMT -5
OK, reading what you sent, I thought Thunderdome was an elimination match. Could someone clarify please? I may indeed be mistaken. If it is, use that finish as the first elimination. Yeah..........it was always an elimination match.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 22, 2012 2:03:41 GMT -5
So it shall be then.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 22, 2012 11:53:22 GMT -5
OK, the earliest I can finish the match is Wednesday because the libraries are closed until then.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 22, 2012 12:57:11 GMT -5
That's fine. It's the main event, so I would post it last anyway. Speaking of, how's the 6-Man Tag going Connor?
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Dec 23, 2012 15:39:59 GMT -5
hey guys, sorry for being inactive for the last 3 weeks, my laptops Hard drive broke and they sent it off to Tennissee to get it fixxed, i tried to post in the threads but my iPod kept crashing to homescreen and if it kept doing so iWould have put my iPod through a windows
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 23, 2012 17:10:13 GMT -5
Yeah, Connor informed me of such some time ago. Computer issues - one of the great unsung heels of the FAWA.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Dec 23, 2012 17:28:33 GMT -5
Yeah, Connor informed me of such some time ago. Computer issues - one of the great unsung heels of the FAWA. you can say that again
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 23, 2012 17:35:06 GMT -5
Lord Of The Ring.
Shaelin vs. a computer.
Hell In A Cell.
Book it.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 24, 2012 1:20:59 GMT -5
Yeah, Connor informed me of such some time ago. Computer issues - one of the great unsung heels of the FAWA. you can say that again Computer issues - one of the great unsung heels of the FAWA.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 24, 2012 7:12:58 GMT -5
Sorry for the delays on my end guys. Needless to say weather and recent changes to a "supposedly" better internet had me ex-communicato for the vast majority of the weekend. Half (and hopefully slow) day at work should let me get this match in today for you guys.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 24, 2012 18:14:31 GMT -5
Just so everyone knows, I plan to post the Freakin' Awesome Championship tonight.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 24, 2012 18:28:49 GMT -5
Like I said, I'll try to have my match done by Wednesday but I make no promises.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Dec 24, 2012 22:40:10 GMT -5
hey i talked to some guys in another e-fed i'm in looks like a couple of them are intrested in coming over here.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 24, 2012 23:51:24 GMT -5
hey i talked to some guys in another e-fed i'm in looks like a couple of them are intrested in coming over here. A Christmas miracle. Thanks Santa Dupoe!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 25, 2012 0:01:31 GMT -5
[glow=SILVER,2,300]FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]MOO MOO ANT VERSUS VINCENT VAN AGONY TH: The end of the world is upon us and we don't have time to waste. Let's get to the action.JK: Can't agree more, Hoss. Take it away, Muffer!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest tonight is for the Freakin' Awesome Championship!
Introducing first: the challenger... TH: She made off like a bandit at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, winning the Costume Battle Royal and defeating the Super Warrior in a Catwalk Challenge.JK: The savage gave his best though, I have to admit that.TH: I think that was Disturbance, Jesse.MM: Entering the ring from the Ant Farm;
Weighing 189lbs;
She is the winner of the Costume Battle Royal;
The Buxom Bovine;
Moo Moo Ant!TH: But tonight, she will wrestle a man one on one in the squared circle.JK: She claims she is a skilled Japanese "joshi" wrestler, but I don't think that will matter against Vincent Van Agony.TH: He keeps quiet these days, but he seems proud to have reclaimed the Freakin' Awesome Title at Gookermania.JK: He is, and I bet he'll be damned if the Freakin' Awesome Title crosses gender lines.MM: And her opponent... TH: And there he is now, FAWA Galaxy...MM: From Hollywood, California;
Weighing 195lbs;
He is your Freakin' Awesome Champion:
Vincent...
Van...
Agony!TH: He only has a six pound advantage on Moo Moo Ant. Will that be enough?JK: Of course it will be. Men have denser muscle than women. It's the testosterone. He has the reach advantage and he has the experience.TH: Or does he? Moo Moo has yet to really show off her joshi wrestling skills to the FAWA Galaxy.JK: You're enlightened and an optimist, Hoss.TH: Like all Freakin' Awesome matches, it's time for the handshake. It's a show of character; respect for your opponent.JK: Or not if you hit them in the mouth.*Viva looks around the audience and sticks his hand out.* TH: Viva surprisingly enough is often the first to stick his hand out to shake.JK: He doesn't need hardcore rules to beat a woman.TH: But will Moo Moo need them to beat Viva?JK: Hard to show off those "joshi" skills if she takes the low road.*Moo Moo looks left, then right...* TH: Looks like she's appealing to the Parts Unknown Arena, and they seem to want her to shake.*Moo Moo grabs Viva's hand and shakes it.* JK: Good choice, Moo Moo. A noble sacrifice.TH: Tonight's match will be Rules of Honor, and Referee Jake Kwon calls the bell!DING! DING! DING! *Moo Moo and Viva put on wrestling stances and circle each other.* JK: I don't know about you, but I'd be feeling a bit awkward in that ring if I were Viva.TH: He wants to be a man of honor tonight. But he needs to figure out the best way to take out a big girl like Moo Moo Ant.*Viva dives to the mat and attempts a double leg takedown on Moo Moo, who stands her ground.* TH: An interesting opening move, but Moo Moo holds her ground!JK: Different center of balance, Gorilla...*Moo Moo attempts to stomp on Viva, but Viva rolls away and out of the ring onto his feet...* JK: Viva tried to take her down like she was a man, and he probably would have succeeded.TH: He has to the count of twenty to return to the ring now, and Moo Moo's coming after him.*Moo Moo slides under the ropes just as Viva slides back into the ring.* JK: He's giving her a chase, but she better hope he doesn't catch her.TH: Moo Moo on the apron, and here comes Viva with a spear!*Viva charges at Moo Moo, who drops down to the apron. Viva goes through the ropes to the outside.* TH: Moo Moo with last second thinking! Viva didn't count on that!JK: And now he's ripe for an elbow drop or the like.*Moo Moo jumps off the apron for-* TH: Moo Moo with a diving headbutt to Viva!
But Viva dodges!JK: That'll teach her not to try that again.TH: And Viva can take back control of the match.JK: Have either of them had it yet though?TH: Viva with a heel hook to the Buxom Bovine!JK: He's going to immobilize her. Is he trying to minimize his strikes against her?TH: He's limited by the twenty count, but that's a good amount of time to do damage.*Viva continues to crank Moo Moo's heel, but Moo Moo twists about to get on her front...* TH: Can the challenger get out of the champion's heel hook?JK: She sure is trying-*Moo Moo, on one leg, hops and flops back to the ground, but-* TH: A modified mule kick to Viva's face! Moo Moo is free!JK: That had to clean his clock a little!TH: She's free from his heel hook, but she's clearly limping. Viva's done some damage already.JK: If her joshi skills are so good, that shouldn't matter at this point.TH: And she returns to the ring!JK: You're running out of time, Viva!*Viva stands up, shaking his head from the kick, and slides into the ring.* TH: Moo Moo with a stiff low kick to the champion! Another kick! And she finishes with a stomp!JK: Can a guy get to his feet first?TH: He has the space to now.*Viva stands up, hunched over as Moo Moo comes up to him...* TH: Viva's catching his breath; collecting his thoughts or something-*Viva elbows Moo Moo in the face, and then-* TH: The champ nails the double leg takedown, and he's back to the heel hook!JK: Excellent ploy there! I doubt a woman can take two heel hooks in so short a time.*Viva cranks on Moo Moo's ankle as she reaches out for the bottom rope...* TH: She's just in arm's reach, King.JK: But she also only gets three rope breaks. If she can't escape now, what about later? Viva is clearly going for a submission victory against Moo Moo Ant.*Moo Moo's fingers are inches away from the bottom rope when Viva releases her-* TH: She's got the bottom rope!JK: But Viva released her? Why?*Moo Moo turns to her front just as Viva slides over and grabs her ankle-* TH: Viva with an ankle lock! But she's grabbing the rope already!JK: Oh, Viva, you sneaky devil...*Referee Kwon tells Viva to release Moo Moo, which he does and stands up.* JK: He just tricked Moo Moo into burning one of her rope breaks!TH: Sneaky indeed, Jesse, and Moo Moo looks like she realizes it now too.
The challenger has been tricked. Her ankle has been twisted about. But she's on her feet again.*Moo Moo limps towards Viva and throws a kick to his side...* JK: Ooh, I think Viva felt that one.TH: So did Moo Moo!*Moo Moo winces and stumbles, as she used her worked leg to kick Viva, who lightly grins...* JK: He's picking her apart. Her strengths are becoming her weaknesses.TH: It's a smart strategy on Viva's part, that's for sure.
And the champion heads to the outside?JK: If I were Moo Moo, I'd stay right in the ring.TH: Looks like she disagrees, King.
Moo Moo to the outside too.TH: And Viva is waiting for her on the entrance ramp!*Moo Moo charges at Viva for a spear, but Viva sidesteps her. Moo Moo hops from her lower leg pain as she stops and turns around...* TH: Here comes the champion with a spear of his own!*Viva charges Moo Moo up the ramp when-* TH: DDT to the entrance ramp! That's flesh and bone against cold, hard metal!JK: She even used his momentum against him!*Both contestants are down as Kwon continues to count.* JK: Wait a minute, Hoss; I think I figured out Viva's master plan.TH: What?JK: He want to take out her legs in order to immobilize her...*Moo Moo starts to get up...* JK: ... and then he plans to leave her outside the ring! He's going for a count out victory!TH: A clever ploy by the Freakin' Awesome Champion.JK: Moo Moo should be so lucky that that's all he plans to do to her tonight.TH: But it won't matter if he's down and out on the entrance ramp.JK: The ref is counting either way, and time is running out.*Viva sits up and-* TH: Another sharp kick from the challenger! Straight to the chest!JK: No closed fist punches to the face, but good, old-fashioned kicks to the chest are A-okay!TH: And Viva takes her down!JK: One leg to stand on is one leg too few for the challenger!TH: And he's back to the heel hook!JK: Viva needs to be persistent with that strategy. Little by little, Moo Moo will grow more desperate and more helpless against him.*Viva releases Moo Moo and heads back for the ring...* JK: It was an uphill battle for Moo Moo, and she failed. Simple as that.TH: She's getting up though, King.JK: But can she catch Viva?TH: He's not exactly running either. He's taken the bigger bumps tonight.JK: He had a multi-layered plan and she's powerless to stop him. He will retain the Freakin' Awesome Championship - what he does best.TH: Not if Moo Moo has anything to do with it. Moo Moo with a rear waistlock!JK: What's she trying?TH: There's seconds to go, and she can't lift him right because of her leg!*Viva shoves Moo Moo away and goes for a lariat-* TH: Moo Moo dodges Viva's lariat! A kick to the gut! She's running out of time!JK: You just need to reverse this Viva and you're home free!*Moo Moo stands over the bent over Viva, waistlocks him, and...* TH: Jumping powerbomb! Viva's planted on his back!JK: Is Moo Moo mad? She's on her back just like Viva, and Kwon is at seventeen!TH: She has mere seconds to go, but it's her match now!*Moo Moo stands up with the apron as Kwon counts eighteen...* TH: This will be a photo finish, King!*Moo Moo slides into the ring just as Kwon calls nineteen...* JK: Viva is down! He had such a good plan!*Kwon counts twenty and calls the bell.* DING! DING! DING! MM: Here is your winner by Count Out and your NEW Freakin' Awesome Champion:
MOO MOO ANT!TH: Moo Moo Ant did it, King. She overcame the odds.JK: Don't be so cliche. She got lucky and Viva got cocky.TH: Viva did have a sound strategy, and it probably could have worked against a lesser opponent.JK: I think that's just it; he underestimated Moo Moo. Should she have to defend against him again, I don't think he'll make the same mistake again.TH: For now though, she is the new Freakin' Awesome Champion. What will the future hold for a female champion with a traditionally men's belt?JK: I guess we'll have to see in the weeks to come. But time is of the essence, Gorilla.
We still have the Six Man Elimination Tag Match, the Ultimate Survival Challenge, and the Thunderdome to get to!TH: Right you are, King. Let's get to the next match!
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