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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:38:09 GMT -5
LoMonaco with a Hint Dropper.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 8, 2013 19:38:26 GMT -5
Mark LoMonaco a Mark LoMonaco???
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:39:38 GMT -5
Mark LoMonaco a Mark LoMonaco??? To the LoMonacos?!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2013 19:40:02 GMT -5
Really? Giving the win to the soon to be dropped?
Well, if thats the plans...
Mark LoMonaco with a Shamalamadingdong.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2013 19:44:28 GMT -5
Mark LoMonaco hits Joe with his LoMonacos! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:48:43 GMT -5
Mark dodges a Joe Clothesline and bounces off the ropes, knocking him down with one of his own! However Joe simply rolls out of the ring and starts making his way back up the ramp. Mark just sits there, hands on his hips, as he watches on. Referee Garrett Bischoff proceeds to count him out.
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JB: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, as a result of count out, Mark LoMonaco!
Well Mark won here, but I can't help but think this isn't the way he had hoped.
Indeed... it's definitely not gonna do him any favors. Rest assured I'm going to have some serious words with Joe this week. There's no way I'm letting one of our wrestlers continue to coast like this.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:50:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
JB: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds, Kurt Angle!
The Olympic gold medalist in action once again tonight. Last time out he managed to defeat the Icon Sting. His opponent proves no less difficult as he gave Brian Kendrick some of the toughest battles he'd ever endured.
Indeed. Kurt is a wrestling machine dedicated to his craft. Some might say too dedicated. But that's the sort of mindset that has netted him the success he's seen.
JB: And his opponent, from the Jersey Shore, weighing in at 195 pounds, Robbie E!
We haven't heard much from the Jersey native as of late. Last we heard he was out vacationing back home. Perhaps that rest and relaxation is what he needed to get back on track?
Well his opponent tonight is far from a pushover. Robbie is going to have to bring everything he's got to put down the Olympian!
Kurt Angle vs Robbie E 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 19:51:36 GMT -5
Kurt Angle sends Robbie E on an all expenses paid trip to Untaken Land!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2013 19:53:26 GMT -5
Angle with an ankle lock.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2013 19:57:53 GMT -5
Angle with a release German suplex!
..OFF THE TOP ROPE!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:01:10 GMT -5
Robbie charges at Angle with a crossbody, but he's caught in mid-air! Angle hefts him up and launches him with an overhead belly to belly! Then grabbing the disoriented E he powers him up for the Angle Slam! The cover follows!
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JB: Here is your winner, Kurt Angle!
Impressive victory here by Kurt Angle! Countering E's offense into a devastating combination of moves!
Agreed, Mike. Angle is a seasoned veteran in this business. And he just proved why that is here tonight.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:03:11 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by James Storm, from Houston, Texas, she is the current TNA Women's Champion, Brooke Adams!
Tonight Brooke Adams goes one on one with an ally of her opponent this Sunday. Now originally said opponent was to join us at the commentary table, but she declined our offer.
I don't blame her, I suppose. She probably wants to watch without being distracted by anything. After all to beat most champions you have to find their weakness. And James is hoping Rayne can help expose one for her tonight.
JB: And her opponent, accompanied to the ring by Mickie James, from Seattle, Washington, Madison Rayne!
Brooke Adams has a chance to send a message here tonight. Just like last week when James put Adam's own ally, Sarita, away, the champion has the same opportunity.
But it won't be easy. Madison Rayne is a former TNA Women's Tag Champion. Definitely not someone to underestimate.
Brooke Adams vs Madison Rayne 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:08:51 GMT -5
Brooke Adams with a PPV Build Bomb.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:13:08 GMT -5
Madison hunches Brooke over with a kick, setting her up for the Rayne Drop! However Brooke counters it into an irish whip, sending her off and catching her on the rebound with a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT! She quickly covers!
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JB: Here is your winner, Brooke Adams!
And Brooke Adams showing her skill tonight. She may have won that belt by nefarious means, but that doesn't mean she lacks the ability to keep hold of it!
I suppose so. But she better keep in mind that Mickie James is a former two-time champion, albeit one reign more disputed than the other. She definitely has the pedigree to steal that belt back. And if she has her way then we could have a new champion this Sunday!
Mickie steps onto the apron, locking eyes with Adams in the ring. The two stare one another down, Brooke holding her title high in the air in defiance.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:15:28 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 243 pounds, Mr. Anderson!
Anderson has been on a mission recently to obtain the TNA World Heavyweight title. Though he failed in his bid to become number one contender that has not softened his resolve.
And why should it? After all that's the biggest prize in this company. A man will do anything to get his hands on it no matter how long it takes!
JB: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
This month has not been very favorable for one RVD. Like others on the roster he's had trouble standing out here recently. But tonight if he can knock off Anderson then he could put himself right back in the hunt!
That's a mighty big if though, Mike. Anderson has been on a roll recently, especially since he defeated his rival, Storm, at our last pay per view. Robbie V is gonna have his work cut out for him tonight.
Mr. Anderson vs Rob Van Dam 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:18:19 GMT -5
Anderson with an Andy Dandy.
I don't know what that is.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2013 20:21:11 GMT -5
Mr. Anderson with a Mic Check.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:26:32 GMT -5
Rob Van Dam nails Anderson with a roundhouse kick, knocking him onto his back! He then bounces off the ropes, looking for some Rolling Thunder! Anderson however avoids it at the last second, sending Dam crashing to the canvas! Anderson grabs him as he rises, dropping him immediately with the Mic Check!
He covers him swiftly!
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JB: Here is your winner, Mr. Anderson!
Mr. Anderson with a decisive win here tonight! Rob brought as much of a fight as he could, but in the end it just wasn't enough.
Indeed, Mike. Looks like Van Dam is going to have to go to the back of the line while Anderson makes his way closer towards a shot at championship gold!
Switching gears for the moment, ladies and gentlemen, tonight is our last show before our final pay per view of the year... well at least it was supposed to be, No Resolution! And we've got seven matches officially confirmed.
First up to open our show we'll see Zema Ion, the self-proclaimed MVP of TNA, take on Joey Ryan for the X-Division title in a "Gridiron Falls Count Anywhere Match" Zema had the opportunity to choose the field of battle by winning at the last pay per view and now he's making it count in this title match. Can Joey Ryan retain his first title or will Zema's strategy pay off?
After that the Television title is on the line as KCW defends against the monster, Abyss. Abyss has been dominant since his return and he's looking to cement it with a win over the reigning champion. The question is will he be able to pull it off or can KCW keep hold of his belt?
After that we have a match with dire consequences for the loser. Color commentator vs color commentator as Sadler and Diamond have two wrestlers fight for their employment. The winner stays on while the loser is relegated to the backstage. And we just had word that Sadler and Diamond will be ready soon to announce their picks!
After that it's the time for the women to shine as Brooke Adams defends her title against Mickie James! This one is going to a dirty fight with these two women involved. Which will walk away with the title?
Following that it's a six-man tag showdown as Jeff Hardy, Mr. Anderson, and Brian Kendrick team up to take on James Storm, Sting, and Luke Gallows. The winning team will make a profound statement in regards to their future in TNA.
Then the TNA Tag Team titles are on the line. Sam Shaw and Kid Kash make their first outing for the gold as they challenge the dominant Magnus and Doug Williams. These two have been unstoppable in the tag division lately, but this unusual tandem may be the one to finally dethrone them. Do they have what it takes?
And finally in our main event we have the TNA World Title on the line. Joey Ryan goes one on one with the number one contender, Alex Shelley. Shelley has seen his stock soar as of late ever since he pinned Joey Ryan here on Impact. Now he's been rewarded with this opportunity after winning a fatal four way. With Ryan volunteering to pull double duty will he have the stamina to survive? Or will we crown a new world champion?
That's the line-up folks. I urge you to contact your pay per view provider so you can watch this fantastic show yourself! Believe me, you won't be disappointed!
That's earning your paycheck, Tenay. And coming up next is our main event: a massive ten man tag! Who will go onto No Resolution with the momentum they need?!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:29:14 GMT -5
As we return from break we see Sadler and Diamond standing by with Christy Hemme.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to get the answer we've all been waiting for. Diamond, Sadler, you've both had all night to choose a representative. Tell me, who have you both decided on?
Well Christy, I knew that Sadler wouldn't be able to find anyone willing to help a NASCAR neverwas like him. So honestly I didn't have to think too hard about this one. At No Resolution I will have none other than Kenny King representing me! That's right, THE Kenny King.
A wise choice, Simon. Sadler, can you top that?
I doubt it. Loser probably had to settle for his loser nephew or his grandma as his pick!
Diamond, I hate to disappoint you... actually no I don't, but I found someone who can put you in your place. I'll admit that Kenny King is a hell of a pick, but I've got an ace up my own sleeve. And he's real. He's damn real!
My pick is none other than the Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
What?! You've... you've gotta be yanking my chain! There's no way he'd help a fool like you!
Sorry to disappoint, Simon, but I'm not joking. And at No Resolution you'll find out for yourself just how serious I am about my job. And after this Sunday you better have a back-up plan in the works because I'm getting rid of you once and for all!
We'll see about that, Herman! Trust me, this Sunday King is gonna whip Angle's ass and then you're gonna be out on yours!
Gimme your best shot.
There you have it, folks. Kenny King vs Kurt Angle this Sunday at No Resolution. That's going to be an awesome match for sure. We'll see who comes out on top between these two and who will be left to fill that empty seat.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:30:33 GMT -5
Kid Kash and Sam Shaw are shown backstage.
So when exactly did you grow a nut sack?
I... erm...
It's nice you're finally listening to me. I told you to man up and that's exactly what you did. That diving leg drop is a thing of beauty and that dive to the outside last week showed you've got your game face on.
Thanks?
Keep that attitude and we might be on our way to the tag team championships after all.
That's great but what about tonight? Shouldn't we be trying to find Ryan, Shelley or Abyss so we can talk some strategy?
No need. Those three guys all know exactly what they're doing. Joey didn't become a double champion by luck, Alex is on the hottest roll of his life and Abyss is a pissed off monster looking for some gold. We're going to be fine. As far as a strategy, Ryan and Shelley will probably deal with Ion and Abyss wants a piece of both KCW and Godderz.
Leaving us with Williams and Magnus.
Exactly. So which one do you want to take?
Well I don't know about you but I'm intending to get my shots in on both of them and if any of the others want to get in my way, I'll take a swing at them too.
...Right answer boy. Let's go do the damn thing. -------------------------------
We head backstage to Zema Ion and Rosita backstage.
S'up nerds.
Its your MVP, the football star, the Undefeated Zema Ion.
And unlike Notre Dame, its not all hype. While their undefeated streak ended in a humiliating defeat at the hands of Alabama, I will not choke in my Championship game and I will leave it all out on the field, literally.
We'll be battling on the field, in the endzone, all across the local football arena and that is my home turf, Joey. And when we're on my field, you stand no chance.
The undefeated streak stands tall. And the same holds true for tonight.
Tonight, I lead my five man squad to victory against your rag tag team. Here's why. There is no star to our team. I may be the Quarterback, but I understand the importance of chemistry and being a team player.
Our team got five of the greatest talents TNA has to offer. Jessie Godderz may not be the biggest name right now but he is damn sure the hungriest. He's been giving a big shot tonight, and I'm confident that he will give tonight his all.
Next up, Douglas Williams and Magnus. If anyone knows chemistry, its these two. They are the top tag team in TNA and they're going to be the anchors that keep our team going strong. If we're ever at a disadvantage, these two can make quick tags and work together strong to keep us in line.
KCW, I need to only say a few words about him, because I'm sure he'll say a million of them on his own. But KCW is more than just a rambling idiot. He's a Guerrero. An in-ring genius. He is the man we run our offense through, we let him do the rough work. And if he needs to tag out, we'll be more than ready to pick up the slack.
And me... well, I'm the star player. I need to keep myself fresh and watch to see how Ryan competes tonight. But if I see my opening, you better believe the star is taking the field. And I'll hit him with a quick six before he even sees it coming.
I play smart, and I don't lose. Tonight, keep your eye on Team Ion. Because we got strength, speed, youth, experience, intelligence, luck, and when you put it all together . . . . .
IT'S GOOD!
Zema kisses Rosita on the cheek and they quickly exit the shot.
(Main event in five minutes!)
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