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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:35:25 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your Maaaaaaaaain event! There will be no count outs and no disqualifications!
JB: Introducing first, accompanied by Rosita and Hulk Hogan, the team of Zema Ion, KCW, Magnus, Doug Williams, and Godderz!
What a line up we have here. Five heavy hitters all assembled into one team. These five are gonna be tough to beat, that's for certain.
Indeed, the Television Champion, the Tag Team Champions, and the number one contender to the X-Division Championship. Not to mention the fierce Godderz to back them up.
JB: And their opponents, the team of Joey Ryan, Alex Shelley, Kid Kash, Sam Shaw, and Abyss!
But these five are no slouches themselves! On this side you have the World Champion and his challenger at No Resolution, the challengers to the tag team titles and the challenger to the Television title! This is a star-studded main event to be certain!
Only one of these teams can come out on top here tonight. The question is which one will it be?
Joey Ryan, Alex Shelley, Kid Kash, Sam Shaw, and Abyss vs Zema Ion, KCW, Magnus, Doug Williams, and Godderz 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2013 20:37:38 GMT -5
Team Ion drives down the field, scoring first down after first down. Zema with a long bomb to KCW in the endzone! TOUCHDOWN!
And the extra point... ITS GOOD!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2013 20:38:55 GMT -5
Ion with a PPV build!
We'll call it a leg lariat.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:42:19 GMT -5
Who am I to go against the grain?
Team Ion dogpiles Sam Shaw! Kid Kash just sits in the corner and watches, shaking his head.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:45:42 GMT -5
Shelley nails Godderz with a dropkick, taking him off his feet! He then tags out to Ryan nearby who leaps up, hitting him a second one! Ryan then tags back out to Kash who follows with a third, the disoriented Godderz rising slower each time. Shaw is next as he leaps up, nailing a fourth one between the eyes! And then for good measure he tags in Abyss, the monster bending down to deliver one himself... only to think better of it and clothesline Godderz out of his boots instead!
He drops down for the cover!
1!
2!
KCW runs in to break it up with a dropkick to the side of the head! He hefts Abyss up and positions him for the three amigos, suplexing him once, twice, and then thrice! Upon the third suplex though Shelley lunges in and nails a Superkick, taking him off his feet! He turns around immediately though into the Tormentum, Magnus driving him down hard!
Once he rises though Kid Kash scoops him up, dropping him with the Dead Level! Following that though Williams snatches him from behind, launching him with the Chaos Theory! He turns around only for Shaw to spring off the top rope, nailing him with the Breaking Point!
Shaw gets to his feet only for Zema to catch him in mid-rise, nailing him with the Quick Six! He celebrates in the ring, turning around just in time for Ryan to aim a That 70's Kick! However Zema avoids it, the kick instead hitting a rising Shelley! Alex goes down in a heap, Ryan looking on in shock. Before he realizes it Zema charges in from behind, taking him down with a second Quick Six!
He hooks the leg!
1!
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JB: Here are your winners, KCW, Godderz, Magnus, Doug Williams, and Zema Ion!
Zema Ion has pinned Joey Ryan! I can't believe it. One mistake and that was enough for Zema to catch him with his pants down.
Zema has sent a strong message to Ryan for this Sunday. He's coming for that X Division title and there's nothing he can do to stop him!
But what about Shelley and Ryan? After that misfire on the 70's Kick, could that change the complexion of his second title match? Only time will tell.
Folks, tune in this Sunday and find out for yourselves! This is Mike Tenay signing off!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 20:51:02 GMT -5
Thanks to Spartan, M, Jono, MikeyP, and Hayden for the votes, promos and such.
As I said, Lodi and Waffel are officially cut. That means LoMonaco, Robbie E, and Rob Van Dam are all available.
It also appears that Pope D'Angelo Dinero has chosen not to resign with TNA. So we too wish Pope well in his future endeavors.
TNA No Resolution Card
TNA World Heavyweight Championship: Joey Ryan vs Alex Shelley TNA World Tag Team Championships: Magnus and Doug Williams vs Kid Kash and Sam Shaw Mr. Anderson, Jeff Hardy, and Brian Kendrick vs James Storm, Sting, and Luke Gallows TNA Women's Championship: Brooke Adams vs Mickie James Kenny King vs Kurt Angle (If King wins Sadler is fired from the commentary booth; if Angle wins Diamond is fired.) TNA Television Championship: KCW vs Abyss Gridiron Falls Count Anywhere Match for the TNA X Division Championship: Joey Ryan vs Zema Ion
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 22:17:33 GMT -5
Geez, the hits keep on coming. Now it appears that Sarita may be gone from the company as well. Thankfully Jono has her tag-ruled so she won't be joining Pope for the moment.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 9, 2013 15:14:16 GMT -5
When is No Resolution scheduled for?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 9, 2013 16:08:36 GMT -5
When is No Resolution scheduled for? That would be this Sunday, I believe.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 9, 2013 19:43:06 GMT -5
And yet another loss apparently as Rosita may also be gone. Thankfully Spartan has her in firm possession though so we won't be seeing her leave either.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2013 19:44:33 GMT -5
Wasn't Rosita gone like three months ago?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 9, 2013 19:48:54 GMT -5
I thought so too, but now it's apparently official according to PWInsider. Like with Pope and Sarita she declined to renew her deal either.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2013 19:51:42 GMT -5
Love how now our division is bigger than the real TNA's, yet they're still doing much more with it than us. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 11, 2013 13:48:58 GMT -5
Just as a heads up it looks like Jono will be running the show most likely since I have to help my aunt move this weekend and won't have time to write the show. So send all your promos his way.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 13, 2013 13:00:05 GMT -5
Get your promos in.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 13, 2013 18:05:26 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: Welcome to TNA Final Resolution!
I am being joined for the FINAL time by both Hermie Sadler and Simon Diamond, one of whom will be out of a job tonight.
Hermie Sadler: That's right, when Kurt Angle wins tonight, this loudmouth will be out of my hair once and for all.
Simon Diamond: Yeah, right, Kenny King is the new top dog around here, he's going to make Angle his woman tonight and put you on the unemployment line.
Tenay: I'm being told we're now going out to the location of our opening contest.
We head to the football field where the gridiron falls count anywhere match is set to take place.
The ref is dressed like a football ref and has a yellow flag handy. Rosita is standing next to a bench, waving her pom poms.
Zema Ion sits on the bench, decked in full football gear including padding and a helmet. He rises up, pumping himself up. He takes off the helmet, revealing eyeblack with writing. His left eyeblack reads 1-13 in white on it. His right eyeblack has Believe in white written on it.
S'up nerds.
It's the starter, the quarterback, the field general, the starter, the MVP, the one and only ZEMA ION!
And this may be playoff football for the NFL, but I'm already at my own personal superbowl. My chance to prove myself as not some fluke. Not some young punk. But as the best. The greatest. The Undefeated, Undisputed, Unstoppable X-Division champion.
Joey Ryan may have his mind on Alex Shelley, but I'll show him why he should never forget the name Zema Ion.
We're in my domain, and I'd bet money that the Sultan of Sleaze hasn't even seen a football field before. But I have. I know where the good weapons are hidden. I know how bad the endzone pylons can hurt. The goal posts. The benches. The water coolers. I have a million ideas on what to hit Ryan with, and I bet he won't be prepared for any of them.
Because Joey Ryan has become disillusioned with TNA. He sees this company as his own personal playground, and I'm here to assure him that isn't the case. I'm hungry. I'm ready. I'm going to give this match my all and my all will be just too much for Joey Ryan to handle. He bit off more than he could chew with having two separate matches tonight, and I fully plan on using that to my advantage.
If Joey Ryan thinks he can walk around here and start amassing a pile of gold without making a few enemies, he has another thing coming.
And that thing is the Quick Six Leg Lariat! And the punt to the head known simply as the Extra Point.
And when I hit both of those, I'll point to the scoreboard and it'll read:
Zema points to the scoreboard.
FINAL SCORE AWAY: 0 HOME: 7
And with that, I'll parade around town with my girl, Rosita by my side. We'll celebrate with the home fans, the Gatorade shower, and the adorning public and I'll ride through Orlando receiving a ticker tape parade. Everyone will be out to celebrate with me.
They'll proclaim its the start of a dynasty! My jersey will be flying off the shelves! I'll be able to claim that I'm the very best and no one in the world will be able to deny it.
And we'll all come together as I hold the X-Division Championship above my head. We all rise up and only have two words to say.
IT'S GOOD!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 13, 2013 18:10:18 GMT -5
Well, folks, Hermie and Sadler are backstage getting ready for the match later tonight, so I will be joined for the remainder of the evening by none other than former ECW Champion, Tazz, here on commentary.
Thanks, Mike, not for nothin' but tonight is going to be a rocketbustah!
JB: The following contest is the first-ever "Gridiron" Falls Count Anywhere Match! And it is for the TNA X-Division Championship! Please direct your attention to the Dixietron.
The Dixietron shows the scene of none other than Tampa Field! Scattered around the field are various forms of football equipment: tackling dummies, footballs, helmets and various other pieces of the traditional uniforms, and even more traditional items such as steel chairs, kendo sticks, and tables.
Wow, looks like Panda Energy really pulled out all the stops getting this placed booked tonight!
JB: Introducing the challenger, accompanied to the field by Rosita, from Manila in the Philipines, weighing in at 170 pounds, Zema Ion!
From the away side of the field Zema comes charging through the back, football tucked under his arm and decked from head to toe in custom made football equipment, all looking as flashy and flamboyant as he usually does. He spins around revealing his name across the back along with the number 1, of course! Rosita charges behind him in full cheerleader attire, cheering her heart out! Zema charges into the end zone and spikes the ball in his grip, celebrating to the disgust of the Impact Zone.
So this is Zema Ion, eh? I've been watching this kid in the back. Definitely not the type whose gonna be winning any popularity contests anytime soon.
Indeed. Ion is one of the most polzarizing figures in TNA, but also one of the most talented. He has the ability to take away Ryan's title tonight. If he's not careful that's just what going to happen too.
JB: And his opponent...
JB: From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the TNA X-Division Champion and TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Joey Ryan!
Joey Ryan walks out in his regular wrestling attire, staring down his decked out opponent, belts draped over a shoulder each.
Now this guy has got boatloads of talent. Undoubtedly one of the best TNA has to offer talent-wise.
Right you are, Tazz. Joey Ryan has shot into the stratosphere since Bound for Glory. Tonight is his chance to cement his legacy by defending not one, but two titles here successfully! The question is can he pull it off?
The two meet in the center of the field, staring one another down as referee Earl Hebner stands between them, decked out like your typical football referee complete with whistle.
He then lunges in and headbutts Ryan with the helmet sending him stumbling backwards before tackling him to the ground, laying into him with fists aplenty as this one gets underway!
"Gridiron Falls Count Anywhere Match" Zema Ion vs Joey Ryan (X-Division Title Match) 15 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 13, 2013 18:13:56 GMT -5
Zema with a Brady-esque bullet pass that leaves a dent in Ryan's chest.
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Post by Matt on Jan 13, 2013 18:23:31 GMT -5
Ryan with a DDT
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 13, 2013 18:37:43 GMT -5
Tiebreaker: Zema with a DDT.
Zema grabs Ryan by the neck, dragging him over to a bench on the field nearby. Eying a drum of Gatorade he smashes Ryan's face against it! The arrogant Philipino than rips the lid off and dunks him head first into the beverage!
He yanks Ryan back out after holding him under for a few moment, only to dunk his head once more! Zema then grabs a cup, pouring himself a glass and gulping it back. He then takes the cup and smashes it against his forehead before pulling Ryan free once more. The champion gasps for her air as he coughs Gatorade out into the grass below.
Not the Gatorade! Now how are they gonna refresh themselves afterward?!
Zema looks to dunk him once more, but Ryan counters, nailing him with an elbow to the face and driving his face into the drum! Zema stumbles back as Ryan hoists the entire gallon into his arms, dumping it all over Ion! The challenger slips and slides before falling to the ground, Ryan going for a cover!
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Ion kicks out. Ryan pulls him up, removing the gallon before lifting him high into the air and laying him out with a Snap Suplex into the grass! He then drops an elbow before looking for another cover!
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Ion kicks out again. Ryan pulls him up only for to Zema to nail a shoulder tackle! Ryan stumbles back allowing Zema to sprint forward, spearing him to the astroturf below! He looks on with fury, pounding Ryan without remorse as they lay in the grass. He then drags him up his soaked hair, pulling him into a swinging neckbreaker! Another cover follows.
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Ryan kicks out this time. Ion yanks him up once again, dragging him off towards the locker room nearby! He bangs him against the wall as they make their way there, dazing the champion. He then hefts him up and scoop slams into a dirty towel cart!
And Zema will definitely be a needing a shower when this one is said and done!
He then turns it over, dumping Ryan onto the floor before making another cover!
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Ryan kicks out once more. Ion yanks up one of those moist towels, winding it up and waiting for Ryan to rise. He then snaps it right in his face, Ryan staggering back! He laughs at his own antics before rolling it up once more, snapping it yet again! Ryan stumbles back once more, trying to gather his bearings as Ion looks for a third. He snaps it forward, Ryan catching and pulling him right into a clothesline!
Ion crashes to the floor, Ryan climbing atop and covering!
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Ion kicks out. Ryan yanks him up and whips him into a nearby steel locker, sending Zema crashing into it! He stumbles back, Ryan grabbing him by the throat and dragging into the nearby showers!
I figure this isn't exactly what you had in mind, eh Mike?
He shoves him back against the wall, turning the shower head one the coldest setting and practically drown Ion in the freezing water! Zema wriggles frantically about as he tries to escape, but to no avail. Ryan then amps things up, immediately turning the nozzle to the opposite end of the spectrum, drenching Ion now in boiling water!
Ion screams out in pain, reaching out and grabbing a shampoo bottle. He opens it up and sprays it into Ryan's face! Ryan immediately grabs his eyes, trying to rub the stuff out.
And Ion with the shampoo... there's something I thought I'd never say in a wrestling match.
Ion stumbles out of the shower, gasping for air as he recovers from the sudden soak. He makes his way back out of the locker room, putting some distance between him and Ryan. Ryan eventually recovers and follows him out.
The two stumble back into the field, Zema picking up a fire extinguisher from the wall nearby. He takes aim as Ryan stumbles forth, charging full speed and clocking him in the face with it! Ryan drops to the ground once more, Ion hooking the legs!
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Ryan gets the shoulder up!
Ion looks on in horror. He immediately signals for the end, dropping down into a three point stance as he prepares for the Quick Six! He charges at the rising Ryan and leaps at him, Joey however countering and catapaulting him face first into the wall! Ion stumbles back as Ryan leaps back, hitting That 70's Kick! Ion flops to the ground, as Ryan climbs atop for the cover!
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2!
Rosita charges in, knocking Ryan off!
Interception!
And there are no disqualifications, obviously, so this is perfectly legal!
She gets right in Joey's face, beating him on the chest and yelling angrily! Ryan simply pauses, pulls her forward, and plants a huge kiss on the poor woman! Rosita's eyes bug out as she shoves herself off, almost in shock at what just happened. As he turns around though Ion rakes his eyes, sending Ryan stumbling back. He then charges full speed, leaping up and connecting with the Quick Six! Ryan tumbles down, Ion dragging himself atop and hooking the leg!
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And Ryan scores, but not in the way he wanted to. And thanks to that we have a new champion!
JB: Here is your winner... and the NEW X-Division Champion, Zema Ion!
I don't believe this! Zema Ion just stole this match with help from his cheering section!
A damn shame since before she got involved he was actually holding his own with Ryan! But to win the belt like this... how can he possibly be satisfied?!
Zema Ion picks up the X-Division title from Hebner and makes his way down to the end-zone, proceeding to doing the most obnoxious victory dance ever seen by mankind! Rosita cheers loudly in the background as Ion celebrates, Ryan on his knees looking on in disbelief.
This is not how Joey wanted to start tonight off. And if he lets it happen again we'll be looking at a new World Champion tonight as well!
I tell ya, Mike, I may only be here for one night, but something tells me I'm in for a real treat! I mean we've still got plenty of action to go!
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