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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 2, 2013 2:04:56 GMT -5
And here it is.
TNA Impact: February 5th, 2013
Alex Shelley vs James Storm (With Mr. Anderson on commentary.) Mickie James and Madison Rayne vs ODB and Tara Melanie Crank, Kid Kash, and Sam Shaw vs Taeler Hendix, Bobby Roode, and Hernandez Kenny King vs Robbie E Samoa Joe vs Kazarian, Frankie Kazarian, and Austin Aries (Handicap Match) Kurt Angle vs Jay Bradley
Also would it be easier for everyone if we ran the show earlier than usual? I'd like to give as many people as possible the opportunity to vote, after all.
And Macman, I need you to promo for Roode, Hernandez, Taeler, and Kendrick or I'll have to cut them. I'm pretty sure it's been over a month since they promoed here, but I've been lenient. Mainly because some of that is my fault since we haven't been able to do that joint promo yet so I was trying to give you some leeway.
If you're still interested in that promo hit me up with a PM if you can.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 2, 2013 11:44:23 GMT -5
Makes no difference to me (Classes straight from 2:30-8:00pm).
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Post by MikeyMania on Feb 2, 2013 17:48:28 GMT -5
I would prefer an earlier show but I can't guarantee that I'd always be here for it.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 2, 2013 19:05:12 GMT -5
That's fair enough. Well I've been thinking of trying to find a better time for everyone so we can get more people to vote on the shows. It made me think perhaps they were going on too late.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 18:47:23 GMT -5
TNA begins momentarily folks. Don't touch that dial.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 5, 2013 18:51:48 GMT -5
net is down, on phone, can't run show tonight.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:00:52 GMT -5
Alright, I can handle it tonight in that case, Jono. Show opening in a few.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:02:17 GMT -5
Hello everyone and welcome once again to TNA Impact Wrestling! Once again this is Mike Tenay here with my broadcast colleague, Simon Diamond. Say hello, Simon.
No.
Okay then... moving on. Tonight we begin the road to Against All Odds. Both champions and challengers will be in action tonight. That includes our main event where the reigning TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Alex Shelley, goes one on one with a potential challenger and a man with a free title shot in his backpocket, James Storm.
Storm may want to think twice about cashing in too because Mr. Anderson will be watching this one closely. The last thing he wants is to piss him off again.
You make a solid point. Plus Women's tag team action, a spectacular six man tag match, and so much more! So without further delay let's get ready for our first match of the evening! -----------------------
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Currently in the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 251 pounds, Jay Bradley!
Alas, poor Bradley. We hardly knew him
Bradley has a steep mountain to climb tonight here in his TNA debut. Faced with the Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle, he's going to have to really be on his A-game tonight.
JB: And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds, Kurt Angle!
And here comes the one of best amatuer wrestlers in the history of the sport! This man once won that gold medal around his neck when it was freakin broken, as he'd put it.
The one thing I can't take away from this lunatic is his drive. He's really determined to hurt people. And tonight I'm thinking Bradley isn't going to be walking away from this one in ship-shape.
Kurt Angle vs Jay Bradley 5 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:02:46 GMT -5
Kurt Angle with a Takencanrana!
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Post by MikeyMania on Feb 5, 2013 19:05:35 GMT -5
Angle with a belly to belly suplex.
Just to warn you in advance, I'm not going to be here for long.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:08:35 GMT -5
It's cool, Mikey. Thanks for sticking around as long as you can, at least. ----------------------------
Bradley clubs Angle over the back a few times, bouncing off the ropes and looking for a shoulder tackle. Angle however catches and launches him overhead with a belly to belly suplex! He then grabs the rising Jay from behind and hefts him into the air, dropping him with a German Suplex, followed by another, and a third still!
Angle measures his man, pulling down the straps and grabbing him by the ankle, clinching in the Ankle Lock! Bradley almost instantly begins tapping out!
JB: Here is your winner, Kurt Angle!
And Angle just made quick work of Bradley here tonight! But I've gotta be thinking that he can't be happy about losing that number-one contendership match last week. Something tells me we're gonna see this Angle until he gets back to the top.
Hey, if it means him chucking goofs around the ring like he just did that's just fine by me!
Moving on we next have a Handicap match on the books. A few weeks back, Samoa Joe barely escaped a brutal gauntlet match by using every dirty trick in the book. Tonight though he won't get that same chance.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:10:36 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a handicap match scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Hickory, North Carolina, weighing in at 247 pounds, Phil Shatter!
JB: His tag team partners, first, from Anaheim, California, weighing in at 215 pounds, Frankie Kazarian!
JB: And from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing in at 210 pounds, Austin Aries!
These three men all have a bone to pick with Samoa Joe tonight. After he beat them all by hook or by crook, Bischoff and Flair have decided to give them all another opportunity to avenge their losses.
Why does TNA Management hate Joe so much? The guy beat these three guys fair and square!
Oh please.
JB: And his opponent, from The Isle of Samoa, weighing in at 280 pounds, Samoa Joe!
Samoa Joe really needs to start focusing or he may be be out of a job here in TNA sooner than he thinks
Maybe if they stopped putting him in all these ridiculous matches he might be more motivated! I mean seriously, first a Gauntlet match and now this?!
Bischoff just wants to show the roster that he's not going to mess around with anybody whose not giving one-hundred percent. These guys come out to compete and entertain the crowd every week. And right now there's nothing competitve, nor entertaining about Samoa Joe
Speak for yourself, Tenay. I kind of enjoy his antics!
Samoa Joe vs Phil Shatter, Kazarian, and Austin Aries (Joe can only win by at least two votes) 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:11:22 GMT -5
Aries with The Greatest Hint in the World!
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Post by MikeyMania on Feb 5, 2013 19:11:59 GMT -5
Aries with a pendulum elbow drop.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:21:20 GMT -5
Austin Aries snaps off a dropkick, taking Joe to the canvas. He attempts to roll to the outside, looking to take another powder. However Shatter blocks his path, kicking him in the gut and tossing him back into the ring! Aries is laying in wait, grabbing the rising Joe and snapping off a swinging neckbreaker! He goes for a cover.
1!
2!
Joe kicks out. As Aries reaches down to lift him though Joe thumbs in the eye, sending Austin staggering back. Joe rolls to the outside once more, looking to exit through the crowd. Kazarian however cuts him off this time, nailing him with an enziguri! Joe stumbles forward, Frankie helping him back into the ring. As he does Aries is perched on the top turnbuckle, looking to put him away.
He leaps off only for Joe to rise back to his feet, catching Aries in his grip! He then... flings him at referee Garret Bischoff, sending him tumbling to the mat! Aries rolls off of the official as Bischoff has no choice but to call for the bell!
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners as a result of disqualification, Austin Aries, Frankie Kazarian, and Phil Shatter!
You've got to be kidding me. Once again Joe refuses to compete! He had the opportunity to perhaps put Aries away, but instead he threw it away for another cheap finish.
You've got to give him credit. He certainly knows quite a few ways to get out of fighting!
Maybe you could take lessons from him.
Nah, he's not THAT good.
Well this surely won't make Eric any happier. Joe is treading on thin ice as it is and sooner or later it's going to crack. He better pick up the slack, and fast.
Well moving on we have some words with none other than the King of TNA, Kenny King! Let's take it... TO THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
...That's gimmick infringement. -------------------------------
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, he is the number one contender to the X Division Championship, Kenny King.
The savior of the X Division for that matter. Last week I took care of Hardy and Red. Tonight I vanquish Robbie E.
That'll be easier said than done. Robbie once held the X Division Championship for seven months.
I won't deny the guy's in ring talent but on a personal level, man to man, I can't stand Robbie E because rather than be thankful for the opportunities he has received, he would rather joke around and succeed by the skin of his teeth. Seven months as champion, it's impressive but he did it when the division was a joke of it's former self. It doesn't help that when the gold finally gets some buzz again, Joey Ryan goes and drops the title to Zema Ion but I'll get to that another time.
Robbie E, you can think to yourself that you're going to "fist pump my face in" but the reality of the situation is that since coming to TNA, I have only lost one match and I don't plan on losing anymore. If I could defeat Kurt Angle, not once but twice, what makes you believe you stand a chance against me tonight? It ain't the longest promo in the world but I don't have that much to say. Robbie, time to get serious. You're about to bow down to the King.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:24:19 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from The Jersey Shore, weighing in at 195 pounds, Robbie E!
Robbie E has kind of fallen out of contention these past few weeks. The former X-Division Champion needs to really build some momentum again. Otherwise his latest reign may have been his last
It doesn't help tonight he's going mono e mono with one of the big time players of TNA in Kenny King! I'm thinking the only fist pumping tonight we'll see is Kenny's smashing into Robbie's face.
JB: And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 230 pounds, Kenny King!
Last week Kenny King beat Jeff Hardy and DJ Red to become the first challenger to Zema Ion's newly won title. He now stands poised to try and end Ion's reign before it even begins.
One step at a time though, I love both King and Ion, but when it comes down to it King has been pretty much unstoppable since he showed up. Knocking off Kurt Angle twice and nearly becoming the TNA Television Champion. I'm telling you, this kid is going places!
Kenny King vs Robbie E 5 Minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Feb 5, 2013 19:25:13 GMT -5
King with a spinning heel kick.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:27:53 GMT -5
Kenny King with a Kingdom Come!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:32:43 GMT -5
Robbie E ducks a King clothesline and takes him down with a swift dropkick! He stands over the fallen King, starting to pump his fist into the air, a huge sneer on his face. he grabs Kenny as he rises, looking for a Cutter only to have it turned into a backdrop suplex! King yanks Robbie back to his feet, setting him up for and driving him down with the Coronation!
He hooks the legs for the cover.
1!
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JB: Here is your winner, Kenny King!
And Kenny King builds momentum leading into Against All Odds! With this victory over Robbie E Zema better watch out or his title reign may not be long for this world.
Kenny's good, but Zema's no pushover either. This one is gonna be a heck of a battle. I only wish I could choose between them both...
Speaking of Zema he has a few things he'd like to say himself. -------------------------------
We head backstage where Zema Ion has a sad look on his face and Rosita is comforting him.
There there, Zema. Don't get upset.
But it's gone. It's actually gone.
The football season may be over for now, but don't you worry Zema. We still have a ton of NFL Combine scouting, and more of that Manti Te'o story, and then the draft and then BAM! We're back at preseason football.
Ugh. It's not the same Rosy, and you know it. All the rookies are overhyped and not going to mean much this year. Te'o was a filler story that's already lost its buzz. And the draft... I don't know what is less like football than a bunch of old men making phone calls to each other for six hours for two days straight.
I'm afraid that until the preseason is back... its time we give this up. The Ravens won an awesome game, but I could only watch it so many times before I grow bored. And that number is 63 times! 63! That's only halfway through April!
Zema throws off his football helmet. He chucks the football to the side.
*GASP* NO! Ion! What will we do now?
Zema wipes off his eye black.
You're athletic, sure. But with no gimmick, what chance do you have of surviving your first defense?
Zema removes his football jersey and pads, and a smile grows on both his and Rosita's face. Underneath Ion's football gear is a basketball jersey.
Rosita exits the shot and suddenly a basketball flies at Zema. Ion catches it and dribbles it, before crossing over between his legs.
He plants it down and looks at the camera.
S'up nerds.
Its the still undefeated X-Division Champion. The Deacon of the Dunk. Lord of the Layup. Drinker of the Tuna Juice. ZEMAAAAAAAA IONNNNNNNNNN!
Seasons come and go, but I will never fade. I am a multi-talented athlete, blessed at everything I attempt. And while I can throw a pigskin 50 yards across the field in the tightest spiral you've ever seen and better accuracy than Flacco could dream of, I also have a half court shot worthy of the globetrotters and some mad dunking talent that'd make Blake Griffin jealous. Don't think this team was called March Madness by accident, as I assure you, you have only seen the beginning.
Just a couple of quick modifications. That Quick Six Leg Lariat? Nah, I think you mean the Dipsy Doo Dunkeroo. And that extra point... make it the foul shot.
Because I assure you when I'm at the line, I don't feel any fear. I feel ice cold, like a machine. Bounce the ball once. Twice. Kiss it. Throw it up. . . . .
IT'S GOOD!
Zema bounces the basketball off the ground as Rosita starts waving her pom poms. Zema storms out while Rosita pulls the camera in close.
...As long as I still get to be a cheerleader, you won't hear me complaining. -------------------------
The Dipsy Doo Dunkeroo? Well... it appears that Zema has taken to a new sport. I guess he's not picky when it comes to those
Hey, they're all pretty good, you know? Why choose one when you can represent them all. After all, an All-Star like Zema Ion is more than capable of it!
Well we're not done yet folks. More awesome Impact action is coming at you right after these messages! ---------------------------
Kid Kash and Sam Shaw are shown backstage.
Things haven't been running too smoothly in TNA as of late. The product's been a little rough around the edges. That's what I've always liked about this place though. It's got its faults, yeah, everywhere does but for the past ten years, it's put all the crap to one side and is still determined to give you all quality entertainment week in week out. I don't know what the future holds for TNA, I'm not a fortune teller or a mind reader, but I do know that Shaw and I are scheduled to defend these tag team titles against Morgan and Devon somewhere down the road. Boys, we welcome the challenge. You want the gold? You're gonna have to come and take it.
As for tonight though, it's a slightly different kettle of fish. We have a six person tag match. Us and Melanie Crank taking on Taeler Hendrix, Bobby Roode, and Hernandez. We'd say we're going to shut them up once and for all but honestly, I can't even remember the last time they said something.
That whole actions speaking louder than words thing tends to work a lot better when you take some action. Bobby Roode was a dominant Television Champion, predicted to be the next big thing. Hernandez was always a guy who could make his presence felt by sheer size alone. The key word is "was". I don't know what happened to you boys but I don't care. We came here tonight for a fight and you damn sure better bring it. Either way though, we intend to leave with our hands raise and I'm sure Melanie is thinking the exact same thing in regards to Hendrix. We're going to prove that we deserve to be the TNA World Tag Team Champions and that mission continues... tonight.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 5, 2013 19:37:37 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a six-man tag scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Modesto, California, Melanie Crank!
JB: And her tag team partners, respectively from Johnson City, Tennessee, and Jacksonville Beach, Florida, at a combined weight of 432 pounds, they are the TNA Tag Team Champions, Kid Kash and Sam Shaw!
Here we have a mix of champions and challengers. Last week Melanie Crank earned herself another opportunity to face Brooke Adams to try and lay claim to that belt she once held. Whereas Sam Shaw and Kid Kash will face another big test when they defend against Matt Morgan and Devon in a few weeks.
Definitely the ecclectic mix. And unlike their opponents tonight these three aren't exactly a cohesive unit. I have to give the edge to the other side in this one.
That's a good point, Simon.
JB: Their opponents, respectively from Seattle, Washington, Houston, Texas, and Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Taeler Hendrix, Hernandez, and Bobby Roode!
Now this team is gonna be the one to beat tonight. These three are all familiar with one another so they know each other's strengths and weaknesses. Kash and Shaw, on the other hand, have a strained relationship at best and I don't think they've ever even met Melanie before now
Don't underestimate Shaw and Kash though. This time has surprised before and they have the potential to that again tonight. And Crank certainly isn't going to hinder them either.
Melanie Crank, Kid Kash and Sam Shaw vs Taeler Hendrix, Hernandez, and Bobby Roode 10 Minutes
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