Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 16:34:04 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Borash: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 291 pounds, Luke Gallows!
Diamond: This guy is one scary customer. Doesn't matter who gets in his way because Gallows will break them!
Tenay: Luke has had a... unique past in this business, but tonight I have a feeling that he's got nothing but decimation on his mind.
As he is in the ring, he grabs the mic
So, My first match in this company and I am going up against some guy who quite honestly I have no idea what your name is. Not trying to be mean, but do yourself a favor and just step back. You do NOT want to realize what I am capable of
Borash: And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 198 pounds, Wes Brisco!
Tenay: Tonight Wes is making his first live appearance here in the Impact Zone. He's a talented competitor, but it remains to be seen if he has what it takes to handle Gallows.
Diamond: Yeah, I wouldn't bet on that. Wes may be second generation, but Gallows is downright destructive!
Luke Gallows vs Wes Brisco 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 16:35:28 GMT -5
Gallows with A New Finisher to Be Debuted Tonight!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 16:35:30 GMT -5
Wes has a very unsuccessful debut courtesy of a Gallows Pole.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 16:50:37 GMT -5
Gallows hits Brisco with a DDT and Wes lands on his neck.
Diamond: Gallows calls that Breaking Every Neck.
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Borash: Here is your winner, Luke Gallows!!!
Tenay: And things do not go well for Brisco in his debut.
We'll be right back.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 16:51:22 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Borash: Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in at 280 pounds, Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Last week Samoa Joe got himself disqualified against Mark Haskins. Apparently our esteemed GMs didn't care for that.
Sadler: Hence his opponent tonight.
Tenay: I don't know exactly what's up with Joe, but he better have his head in the game here!
Borash: And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvannia, weighing in at 240 pounds, Kurt Angle!
Diamond: Here comes our Olympic wackjob. This guy may be skilled in the ring, but he's completely out of his gourd outside it!
Sadler: Kurt may be a tad... eccentric at times, but he's also one of the best wrestlers in the industry!
Tenay: Joe and Angle are more than familiar with one another. Could we see a rivalry renewed here tonight?
Samoa Joe vs Kurt Angle 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 16:52:30 GMT -5
Kurt Angle with a Hintarooni.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 17:03:26 GMT -5
Joe tries for a Muscle Buster, but the power of the hint compells him
Vote: Kurt
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 17:05:12 GMT -5
Joe hits Angle with repeated punches in the corner, the ref tries to pull him off and Joe accidentally elbows him in the face, causing him to call for the bell.
Borash: Here is your winner, as a result of a disqualification, Kurt Angle!!!
Sadler: And once again Joe lets his temper get the best of him.
Tenay: We'll see if management has anything to say about that, but right now, let's go to the back.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 17:06:07 GMT -5
Jeff and RED just look at each other
Dude, I'm sorry you lost to Eric Young, but we got a match tonight
I'm not even sure if I want to go out there....
Well, you think about it....and if you are the Jeff Hardy I know you are, you will be out there with me....
DJ RED walks out as Jeff Hardy sits and thinks.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 17:09:21 GMT -5
Borash: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
Borash: Introducing first, respectively from Brooklyn, New York and Cameron, North Carolina, at a combined weight of 365 pounds, DJ Red and Jeff Hardy, Team MCOD!
Tenay: Ever since suffering that loss to Eric Young a few weeks back Jeff has been pretty quiet recently. But just because he doesn't have anything to say doesn't mean that he doesn't still have some sort of thought swirling around inside that head of his.
Diamond: To be perfectly honest I'd rather not know anything to do with what this fruitcake has on his mind. I'd be a MUCH happier person if I didn't.
Borash: And their opponents, respectively from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and Houston, Texas, at a total combined weight of 425 pounds, Bobby Roode and Hernandez!
Tenay: Bobby Roode has been a man on a mission recently. Whether it be earning himself a coveted TNA World Heavyweight Title shot, dealing with his former leader, Sting, or seemingly now taking hold of the tag team division, this man is one of the most determined people I have ever seen.
Diamond: Roode is a man of class and dignity, Mike. He's used to the royal treatment. Why should the title picture be any different for him?
Sadler: Because TNA isn't a place where you can bribe your way to victory, Simon.
Diamond: Not on your salary, you couldn't.
DJ Red and Jeff Hardy vs Bobby Roode and Hernandez 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 17:12:11 GMT -5
Hardy with a Hurricarana on Roode
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 1, 2013 17:12:18 GMT -5
Jeff with a promo-plex.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 17:12:56 GMT -5
Jeff blasts Modest in Hernandez's ears driving him insane and setting him up for the Code Red!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 17:28:29 GMT -5
Hardy hits Roode with a Twist of Fate.
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Borash: Here are your winners, DJ RED and Jeff Hardy.
Diaamond: A big win for Hardy and Red.
Sadler: Perhaps a tag title match is in their future.
We'll be back after these commercials
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 17:32:36 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Tenay: And it looks like for the third week in the row we'll have a guest commentator helping us out.
Diamond: That's fine by me. Means less time that I have to listen to ol Saddlesore over here. Not to mention it's the TNA Women's Champion! Who wouldn't want to spend time with her?!
Sadler: I'd rather spend an afternoon tangled in barbed-wire....
Brooke and James Storm make their way to the ring, Brooke taking a seat as James stands off to the side.
JB: Introducing first, from Mexico City, Mexico, Sarita!
Diamond: Why doesn't he ever announce the women's weight? That's gotta be some form of sexism.
Tenay: You ever try asking a woman about her weight? It's not pretty.
JB: And her opponent, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
Sadler: Well Brooke, you are looking at your next challenger right now.
Diamond: Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.
Sadler: ...Any thoughts?
My thoughts?
First of all, you three chuckleheads need to have a little more respect for the Women's champion. You didn't even stand when I came over here, have you no manners?
Secondly, you honestly think I'm scared of Mickie James?
She's been overrated by the Internet for years, she's too busy trying to sing garbage country music to focus on wrestling full time, it's women like her that make it harder for us to get the respect we deserve.
Mickie James vs Sarita 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 17:36:16 GMT -5
Mickie James with a Hardcore Puntry!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 17:49:52 GMT -5
Mickie hits Sarita with a Mick Kick.
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Borash: Here is your winner, Mickie James!!!
Tenay: Maybe you should be worried, Brooke.
Shut up, old man.
Diamond: We'll be back.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 17:57:23 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Sam Shaw, from Johnson City, Tennessee, weighing in at 202 pounds, Kid Kash!
Tenay: And here we have another set of number-one contenders. Last week Kid Kash and Sam Shaw upset Matt Morgan and D'von to earn a ticket to No Resolution!
Sadler: These two have worked hard these past few weeks, even though they aren't exactly a cohesive unit. But in a few weeks they could make all that hard work pay off!
JB: And His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Magnus, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is one half of the TNA Tag Team Champions, Doug Williams!
Diamond: Now this right here is a team. Magnus and Williams have stood toe to toe with every name stupid enough to challenge them. They've beaten the likes of the Machine Guns, Kazarian and Daniels, and Morgan and D'von amongst any others. How the heck do these two expect to put up a fight against them?
Sadler: Williams and Magnus are a fine team, but if they underestimate their opponents then I have a feeling it'll come back to bite them square in the hindquarters.
Diamond: The hindquarters... where'd you get that phrase, grandpa?
Sadler: At least it's not a storm of cliches like you, Diamond.
Tenay: ...Let's focus on the match, fellows. This is a big opportunity to gain momentum for both sides. Who will pull it off?
Kid Kash vs Doug Williams 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 17:59:43 GMT -5
Not sure who to vote for here...
Let's go with a draw I guess if nobody else votes.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 1, 2013 18:07:59 GMT -5
B, can you finish?
I just threw up for the second time in an hour.
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