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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 18:09:34 GMT -5
Can do. Anything you need to send me?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 18:19:02 GMT -5
Kid Kash and Doug Williams brawl to the outside, throwing punches left and right as referee, Brian Hebner counts them out! They don't seem to care though as fists fly, the two battering one another relentlessly.
Eventually the ref has no choice.
Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been declared a double count out!
As soon as the bell has rung though Magnus charges in from behind and attacks Kash, hefting him up for the Tormentum! However as he does Shaw comes in from out of nowhere, hitting a crossbody and sending all four men down in a pile!
Tenay: My god! It's chaos out here at ringside! These two teams are going at it!
Sadler: Somebody come down here and restore order!
Security pours out from the back, eventually getting the two teams separated. In the process Williams cusses out Kash who glares back at him, the four eventually being escorted to the back.
Tenay: What a wild match that was. And we still have the main event upcoming! Champion vs champion folks! It doesn't happen every night and it's really special when it does. Don't go away!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 18:21:51 GMT -5
We head backstage to March Madness. Zema is talking into a microphone head attached to a football.
S'up nerds.
Joey Ryan, I have bad news, worse news, and horrific news.
The bad news is tonight you're taking on KCW, who is going to do whatever possible to kick your ass.
The worse news is I'll be watching that match very closely, and scouting your every move. Every step you take will be examined, analyzed, and incorporated into my gameplan for victory.
And here is the horrific news. I've decided the stipulation for our title match. It'll be a Gridiron Falls Count Anywhere match. For those not in the know, that means falls count anywhere on the football arena. I can pin you in the endzone, the bleachers, even on the concession table. You're fighting me in my dojo, and I will win the title on the turf that I call home. Ryan, you can prepare all you want, but I'm going for that extra point.
And you better believe it's good. ---------------------
Tenay: A Gridiron Falls Count Anywhere Match? I'm not sure what to make of that....
Diamond: Are you kidding? It's genius! Exactly the sort of stipulation I'd expect from our future X-Division Champion!
Sadler: You don't say...
Diamond: I do say, Saddlesack!
Tenay: Well before we get to our main event we have some words from none other than KCW. So... to the BACK! ---------------------
We cut to the back where KCW is lounging back, TNA Television title resting across his waist. Behind him is Godderz who is in the process of giving him a shoulder massage.
So it appears that tonight I am faced with a most lofty challenge as I go one on one with the brightest star in all of TNA, Joey Ryan. At least that is what some people claim. His tenure has been impressive, don't get me wrong, but I have to say that I for one don't believe the hype. After all his reign has only begun and he has yet to prove himself worthy of that title if you ask me.
Yes, he beat Eric Young at Bound for Glory, the biggest show in all of TNA. Yes, he has few losses to his name ever since he showed. Yes, he's undoubtedly got some talent inside that greasy little body of his. But you see, I for one believe that Joseph has yet to truly be tested.
You see, Joseph, I too am a former World Champion, at least back in a previous life. And yes, just like you nobody expected for me to win that belt. Nobody thought that I had what it took to possess such a glorious and valuable prize. They all thought I would be nothing more than yet another stepping stone for the reigning champion at the time to walk right over.
But you see, KCW is not a man who will allow anyone to trod over him like a mere cobblestone. In fact CHAVO is not a man who will do such a thing either! You may have had great success in this company, but so have I. Look no further than this prize draped across my glorious waist.
You're not the only one who showed up out of nowhere and took people by surprise. I mean let's be honest: who expected a man like myself to come into this company and assert himself so quickly and thoroughly? I mean... I knew that I would, but I didn't expect everyone else. After all most of them don't exactly have the best of taste. For example, they would rather cheer for a scumball like yourself over a dignified and humble individual such as myself.
In a few weeks I will defend my title against another dreg of society. Abyss, I believe it calls itself. That means I must be ready for quite the battle when the time comes. However, I can think of no better way to show my superiority to you, it, and the rest of these oxygen sucking swine then when I make the current reigning TNA Champion look like a mere commoner at my feet!
My goal is just that, Joseph. You see tonight I am going to kill all of your buzz, silence the vast amounts of hype surrounding you, humble you once and for all before this crowd and show them that you are nothing more than a Hollywood sleazeball who doesn't know his place. Trash like you does not deserve such splendor and spotlight. No, that is something that should be reserved for me!
KCW sits up in his seat, eyes lowering as he glares into the camera.
I am the Television Champion! I am the star of this show! I will not allow anyone to upstage me, not Abyss, not Kenneth King, not Zema Ion, not Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair, and most certainly not you, Joseph! Tonight I will do everything in my power to leave you down in a heap! I will utilize my vast technical gifts and stretch you across the mat until you scream like the petulant child you are!
He takes a moment before laying back in his chair, growing relaxed once again.
And when it is all said and done I will be the person that everyone can admire. I will be the person that everyone will have to take notice of and bow before. I will be the face of this company come Hell or high water!
And you Joseph... you will be nothing more than yet another victim laying at my feet.
Tonight I will make believers out of all of you watching, whether it be in the back, in the crowd, or those gawking at the glowing boxes at home. I am going to take your precious idol and expose him for the fraud that he is! And in the process I will show you the one man who truly deserves your admiration and respect.
Believe me, you'll be thankful I did.
KCW lounges back in his seat, a self-satisfied smirk on his face as he does so.
(Main Event in 5 Minutes)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 18:27:26 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is your Maaaaaaaaaaaaaain event of the evening and it is a champion vs champion match!
JB: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Godderz, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 216 pounds, KCW!
Sadler: And here comes one of the most obnoxious men in all of TNA. This guy is a total fraud. He refuses to acknowledge his past because for some reason he's ashamed of it.
Diamond: And what's wrong with wanting to distance yourself from a family where one of the guys dressed up as a overgrown turkey?! If I was related to someone like that I'd want to cut and run myself.
Tenay: KCW has been impressive since coming here to TNA, that aside. And tonight he has an opportunity to send a message to the reigning TNA World Champion. If he can knock off Joey Ryan he might put himself in life for a title shot down the road.
JB: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Joey Ryan!
Tenay: Tonight on the eve on our final show of the year what a fitting way to go out. Two of TNA top talents going face to face for the first time ever. Both men have huge matches in a few weeks at No Resolution. This is their chance to make a statement.
Sadler: And what a chance it is! Joey Ryan has been the biggest surprise of 2012 here in TNA! He's risen in the ranks faster than anybody I've seen in a long time!
Diamond: I'll admit Joey has been impressive, but he's no KCW. The guy is a classless sleazeball whose running on borrowed time! Mark my words, sooner or later somebody is gonna send him crashing back down to Earth, just you wait!
Joey Ryan vs KCW 10 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 18:32:43 GMT -5
I honestly do not know who to vote for
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 18:44:05 GMT -5
KCW charges at Ryan with a clothesline only for him to duck, launching him overhead with a vertical suplex! He then floats over and lifts him up into a second followed by a third! He immediately hooks the leg!
1!
2!
KCW kicks out. Ryan lifts him up only for KCW to boot him in the stomach and snap off a swinging neckbreaker! He makes a cover of his own!
1!
2!
Ryan kicks out this time. KCW makes his way to the apron outside, vaulting over the top rope and hitting him with a trademark Guerrero somersault splash, driving the air out him. He then gazes out to the crowd.
I didn't do that for you, Eddie!
He once again makes the cover.
1!
2!
Ryan once again kicks out. KCW starts to get frustrated, stomping the mat as he signals for the end. Ryan pushes back to his feet, stumbling forward as KCW launches a Superkick of his own! Ryan however ducks underneath, countering into a Michinoku Driver! He holds KCW down for the cover!
1!
2!
Godderz suddenly charges into the ring and attacks Ryan, signaling a disqualification!
Borash: Here is your winner by disqualification, Joey Ryan!
The crowd boos as Godderz batters Ryan relentlessly with clubbing blows, hunching him over. He lifts him up by the arms looking for a Full Nelson Slam.
But Abyss charges down to the ring, taking the big man down with a big boot in mid lift! Godderz goes down in a heap, Ryan rising back to his feet when suddenly Zema Ion charges down to the ring, leaping onto the apron and pegging Abyss in the face with a football! The monster stumbles back allowing KCW to latch onto him from behind and apply a sleeper! Godderz and Ion meanwhile go after Ryan, assaulting him with boots to his prone body.
But then Shelley comes down to the rescue, sliding into the ring and tackling Ion to the ground, pummeling him with vicious blows! Ryan goes after KCW, battering him with lefts and rights.
Eventually Ion and KCW both get knocked out of the ring courtesy of a pair of dropkicks from Ryan and Shelley, sending them tumbling to the outside! This leaves Godderz prone in the ring. Abyss sends him off the ropes, hitting him with a Black Hole Slam! Shelley than lifts him up from the mat, taking him into a Shell Shock! Then not to be outdone Ryan signals the other two to carry him into the corner, Ryan laying the prone man out with The Mustache Ride!
Ion and KCW look at each other with total anger, glaring at the three men in the ring. Suddenly as this is all going on, Bischoff appears on the Dixietron.
Whoa whoa whoa! You guys all want to fight? Then how about this! Next week's main event for the go home show before No Resolution we're going to have a massive ten man tag: KCW, Ion, Magnus, Williams, and Godderz vs Ryan, Shelley, Shaw, Kash, and Abyss! And this time there will be no count outs, no disqualifications, no time limit draws. This one only ends when I say it ends!
Have a nice day, gentlemen! Oh... and happy new year!
Tenay: Did you hear that?! What a massive main event for next week! A ten man tag match!
Sadler: That's gonna be a huge one for sure!
Tenay: Folks, thanks for tuning in! Be sure to tune in next week because you don't want to miss this one!
The scene fades with Abyss, Shelley, and Ryan standing triumphant in the ring, staring down two of their opponents next week on the outside as we fade out.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 18:46:45 GMT -5
Thanks to Cageking, Spartan, and the rest for promoing. Thanks to Cage, Hayden, and... myself for voting.
Next Week's Impact card will be finalized in a few days, but I can confirm one match.
Joey Ryan, Alex Shelley, Kid Kash, Sam Shaw, and Abyss vs Zema Ion, KCW, Doug Williams, Magnus, and Godderz.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 18:47:01 GMT -5
Just a question Senor Natural, do you know how to get EWF on my laptop? Or even an emulator?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 18:55:27 GMT -5
Just a question Senor Natural, do you know how to get EWF on my laptop? Or even an emulator? Do you mean EWR? or TEW?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 18:58:11 GMT -5
EWR I believe. Don't know what TEW is
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 19:08:44 GMT -5
I've never tried installing it on a laptop so I wouldn't know unfortunately.
Also Mark LoMonaco, Robbie E (Lodi), and Rob Van Dam (Waffel) are all in danger of being cut if they don't promo for next week's show. Honestly it's been more than a month for them all, I believe, but I'll give them a chance since we're kind of only starting to get going again. All three of them will be booked for this coming week as well.
In addition Tommy Mercer has been sent back down to OVW, but he can be called back up by whoever wants him whenever.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 19:10:09 GMT -5
Damn, thanks though. Do you at least know the site I could go to for the download link?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 19:19:02 GMT -5
Damn, thanks though. Do you at least know the site I could go to for the download link? After a quick search I couldn't find a link to the game. However I can link you to TEW (Total Extreme Warfare) which is a more complicated, but equally free version of the game.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 19:23:44 GMT -5
Go for it
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 1, 2013 21:18:11 GMT -5
Impact Card: January 8th, 2013
There Must Be a Winner: Joey Ryan, Alex Shelley, Kid Kash, Sam Shaw, and Abyss vs Zema Ion, KCW, Doug Williams, Magnus, and Godderz Mr. Anderson vs Rob Van Dam Brooke Adams vs Madison Rayne (Mickie James on Commentary) Kurt Angle vs Robbie E Samoa Joe vs Mark LoMonaco Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde vs Taeler Hendrix and Sarita Kenny King vs Christian York
Rob Van Dam, Robbie E, and Mark LoMonaco are all in danger of being cut unless they promo this week. ----------------------
Tentative TNA No Resolution Card
TNA World Heavyweight Championship: Joey Ryan vs Alex Shelley TNA World Tag Team Championships: Magnus and Doug Williams vs Kid Kash and Sam Shaw TNA Women's Championship: Brooke Adams vs Mickie James TNA Television Championship: KCW vs Abyss Gridiron Falls Count Anywhere Match for the TNA X Division Championship: Joey Ryan vs Zema Ion
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 4, 2013 2:46:44 GMT -5
For those who watched the other Impact tonight... {Spoiler}Okay, Mike Knox is officially available for selection by whoever wants him. I'll admit that I'm tempted myself, but right now I'm not looking to increase my load any further.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2013 2:58:49 GMT -5
I kinda want a, Mike Knox and Luke Gallows team Not only for irony but because I am a fan of both. Fun fact, Knox was originally gonna be a Criminal
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 7, 2013 19:01:45 GMT -5
Jono, can you update the front post with the new card/upcoming ppv info?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 8, 2013 1:07:28 GMT -5
Okay folks, it looks like Impact will most likely be tomorrow, but right now I have no promos from anybody. Some of that is admittedly my own fault because I was supposed to get back to some people in regards to a few. I've been busy with WWEFAN stuff which has kind of hindered me in that sense. But whether I get the segments or not I will be working on the show tonight.
If people we prefer we can hold it off until Wednesday. Though I really do want to get us used to this new time.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2013 1:13:45 GMT -5
Honestly, I think just getting a consistent day will help us out a ton.
I'll write a quick promo now, but the problem is I'm never certain which day the show is going to be. If you get it going, it'll start to become a routine and "Oh, its Tuesday, I need to get my Impact promo done" as opposed to "Which day is Impact on this week? Tuesday? Okay, so it won't really be until Thursday."
I know it has to be discouraging for you and Jono for there not to be promos in, but keep firm with the dates. It'll take a small time for others to adjust, but I think it'll prove to be a benefit in the long run.
Please don't take this as mean, because it wasn't meant to be. Just some friendly advice, and my personal thoughts on how to get the ball rolling again.
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