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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 20:30:10 GMT -5
Christian nails Aries with a dropkick, taking him down to the canvas. Aries rises and backs into the nearby turnbuckle, York charging full speed! Aries however gets the knees up, knocking York back. He clutches his face, Aries grabbing and laying him out with a German Suplex! He then floats over, rolling forward and locking in a Bridging Triangle Arm Choke! York gasps for air, almost immediately tapping out!
JB: Here is your winner, Austin Aries!
The Horns of Aries have sounded!
I don't think he meant those types of horns, Simon. But nonetheless Aries puts York away in swift fashion here tonight. Definitely an impressive performance that'll have TNA Management looking his way.
Without a doubt. And coming up next our TNA Women's Champion is in action against Hamada. Brooke is looking to show ol Melanie what awaits her at Against All Odds. I'm looking forward to it!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 20:33:30 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!
Never underestimate Hamada. She is a dangerous competitor in that ring. Though we haven't seen much of her recently there's always the chance that she can surprise you.
I gotta say this chick is kind of scary. Sometimes when I look at her I just wanna crawl under the announce desk here and hide. She's got that aura about her, you know?
JB: Her opponent, from Houston, Texas, she is the current reigning TNA Women's Champion, Brooke Adams!
And here comes the champion once again. Last week Melanie showed she's ready to stand against Adams when she beat Taeler Hendrix in six man tag team action.
There's a world of difference between tag action and singles though, Mike. And Brooke is about to show us once again why she is the champ!
Brooke Adams vs Hamada 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 13, 2013 20:36:07 GMT -5
Brooke with a booty pop... TO THE BUTT!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 20:38:25 GMT -5
Brooke with Brooken Dreams!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 20:44:15 GMT -5
Hamada lights Adams up with a flurry of chops, staggering the champion back. She whips her off the ropes, catching her as she comes back with a back body drop! Hamada slips behind Brooke, measuring her as she rises up and going for the Hamada Driver. Adams however reaches down and rakes her across the eyes, sending the Japanese woman stumbling back! She sends her off the ropes and catches her on the way back, laying her out with a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT! Hamada flops to the canvas, Adams making the cover.
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JB: Here is your winner, Brooke Adams!
And Brooke Adams puts away Hamada with a little sneaky strategy. She's shown in the past that she'll do whatever it takes to retain that belt and tonight was no exception!
I don't blame her. After all to stay the champ you gotta do whatever it takes! And hey, sometimes if that means bending the rules then hey, no harm, no foul.
Speak for yourself. Coming up next KCW and Abyss face off in tag team action. This'll be a good one ----------------------------
We cut to the back where KCW is standing by, looking as calm and collected as ever. He glances back to Godderz standing behind him, the muscular man silent as always.
Tonight I must once again do battle with that neanderthal, Abyss. That product of times long past. This cro-magnon monstrosity has drug himself back out from the Jurassic Era in hopes of finding success. This unkempt commoner thinks that once again he should be the one standing beneath the spotlight.
To that I must simply laugh! This fool thinks he's anywhere in my league? He thinks that he should a representative of one of the finest wrestling television programs in the world?! Utter poppycock! This man belongs nowhere else but lined up in front of a freakshow making a spectacle himself for all those ditch-dwellers who enjoy that sort of nightmare.
But here, in a company with a reputation of dignity and success? A beast like him has no purpose here! He's nothing more than a waste of my and your time. Frankly anyone who enjoys his sort of work should go far, far away and never return. In fact I would gladly buy each and every single one of these scum a ticket to the middle of nowhere just to get them away from my sight.
Tonight I must do battle with this beastly man, this eyesore! At my side I have my trusted confidant, Godderz. There is no other man here in this company that I would want to align with more. He has served loyally by my side ever since I arrived and continue to trust we will do just that for as long as I employ him.
Now Abyss, on the other hand. What exactly would it find as any sort of ally? Who in their right mind would want to join forces with this abhorrent abomination?! He's nothing more than a drooling demon who's taken far too many shots to the head with various weaponry. Frankly I hope that after I dispose of him once more they'll ship him off to the loony bin where he belongs!
But I'm not worried for I know that deep down I am a man of unparalleled championship calibur! I have held this title for quite awhile now and I have no intention of surrendering while breath still flows through my body. No matter what obstacles you place in front of me, Richard and Richard, I will persevere and fend them off like the glorious man that I am! I will turn back your challengers and make them regret ever coming to blows with me in the first place!
I am cut from a far better cloth than the rest. I am a man of impeccable class and ability! I deserve this sort of accolade... and tonight, dear monstrosity, I will show you exactly why that is.
If you can manage, think upon that. Maybe you'll come to the realization that you're in over your misshapen head.
KCW chuckles to himself at this remark, lounging back in his seat as he does. He rubs over the title draped over his shoulder, taking a moment to admire it.
I am the star of this show. The rest... mere bit players. And tonight I will prove that. Just you watch.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 20:46:27 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is schedule for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 436 pounds, Godderz and the TNA Television Champion, KCW!
Tonight KCW once again faces off with a man he's become familiar with in the past few months in Abyss. Abyss won another shot at the Television title at Against All Odds and he's looking to send a message tonight!
The big freak may be intent on it, but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen. KCW is gonna show him just like last time that he is champion for a reason!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 350 pounds, Abyss!
Well it looks like Abyss couldn't find a partner so I've just been told this is now a handicap match. Not good odds for the monster.
Heh, but great odds for our champ! Abyss is about to learn the hard way that you don't mess outside with folks outside your social circles!
KCW and Godderz vs Abyss (Handicap Match) 10 Minutes (Abyss can only win by two votes more than KCW.)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 20:46:59 GMT -5
Abyss with a Hinton Driver, presumably to the buttocks.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 13, 2013 20:49:23 GMT -5
HINTS HAVE BEEN DECLARED!
Abyss with a Black Hole Slam . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO THE BUTT!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 20:56:59 GMT -5
Abyss flings Godderz across the ring with a choke toss, sending him crashing to the canvas! He then charges in, booting KCW off the apron with a big boot! The monster scoops the rising Godderz off his feet and charges forward, driving him down with a running powerslam! He goes for a cover!
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Godderz kicks out. Abyss grabs him by the throat, yanking him up to his feet with ease and hoisting him into the air. Godderz however manages to wriggle free, dropping to his feet and kicking Abyss square between the legs! The monster's eyes widen as he drops to the canvas, clutching his privates as referee Garett Bischoff calls for the bell!
JB: Here is your winner by disqualification, Aby....
But KCW isn't done, sliding into the ring and smashing a steel chair into Abyss's masked face! The monster goes down in a heap, clutching at the area as Godderz and KCW take to stomping him relentlessly. Godderz then hefts Abyss up in his arms, grabbing him from behind and planting him with a Full Nelson Slam! KCW then immediately follows up, ascending to the turnbuckle and...
HIGH SOCIETY!
This is uncalled for! KCW and Godderz have swarmed over Abyss and left him in a heap! How the hell can they justify this?!
This is a message being sent, Mike! KCW doesn't care how he sends as long as Abyss recieves it. And I think he just got it loud and clear!
This man is without class. For all he brags about his manners and refinement he and Godderz are nothing more than thugs! And I hope that he gets what's coming to him sooner rather than later!
KCW and Godderz are eventually forced off by security, the champion smirking as he bows before the fallen Abyss before exiting the ring.
We need to take a commercial break to sort this out. We'll be back in a few, folks.
(A quick intermission, folks.)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 21:05:17 GMT -5
We cut to the back where Mark LoMonaco is leaning back against a wall, gazing down towards the floor.
Ya know that feeling where your career is heading straight down the crapper? That point of no return where you feel like there's nowhere for ya to go but downhill? That time in your career where you feel there's absolutely nothing you can do right?
He gazes up from the ground, a sneer on his face as he flicks a toothpick from between his teeth to the floor.
Yeah, you probably do. But me, I've never felt like that. Ain't nothing that's happened to me that could get me down. I'm a survivor. I went from a stuttering moron to one half of one of the best teams out there in the business today to TNA Television Champion. Yeah, that was pretty sweet right there. Mark LoMonaco, the Television Champ.
But then a few months later, that belt is gone and my name is mud. Hell, that's being nice since even mud is more pleasant than I am. So I find myself on the outside looking in. And a few weeks back, I'll admit I was almost ready to call it quits for good. I didn't want to wait until years down the road I was out there getting my ass handed to me night in and night out by every up-and-comer in sight. Naw, I ain't that sort of loser.
Me, Mark LoMonaco, I'm a survivor. I've fought for everything I got my hands on and I ain't about to quit fighting til I just can't fight no more. When you grow up in New York like me you gotta be able to look out for number-one if you wanna survive on the streets. And me, I've learned that lesson time and time again. It's one I've put to good use more often than not.
Am I an asshole? You bet. I ain't gonna hide that? Am I a bad guy? Not my place to say. People should be able to choose who they think are the heroes and who are the villains. Things ain't as black and white as some people want you to believe. The world's a whole lot more colorful than you think.
Who is Mark LoMonaco... that's a question I've been trying to answer for a long time. But after weeks of soul searching I think I've finally got the answer I've been looking for. Next week, I'm gonna share that answer with each and everyone of you out there in the Impact Zone. You see, I may be on the outs right now, but the thing about this business is your momentum can change on the drop of a dime.
One big win is all I need to turn things around. And that one win... the one that can turn my fortune on its head is exactly what I'm looking for. I've tasted champion gold... and it only made me hungry for more. And once you have that taste in your mouth there's not a damn thing you can do to get it out other than get your hands on it again. And believe me, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
My name is Mark LoMonaco...
He hocks a loogie up into the air and opens wide, catching it in his maw and gulping it back.
...And I'm one mean, nasty bastard. Don't you forget it.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 21:05:41 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, Abyss appears to be fine from the attack a few minutes ago. He's a little woozy, but there were no serious injuries inflicted.
Geez... that guy's like a brick. How the heck are you supposed to hurt him?!
Well let's move on for now. Up next the number one contender to the TNA World Championship is in action. Let's go ringside.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 243 pounds, Mr. Anderson!
The number one contender to Alex Shelley's title is looking good going into Against All Odds! He's looked the best he has in awhile these past few weeks. We could be looking at the next champion right here!
Could be, perhaps, but I'm still skeptical. This Anderson is nothing to me but a loudmouth. Sure, he's skilled in the ring, but somebody needs to take that microphone away from the guy.
JB: His opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 205 pounds, Chris Sabin!
One half of the men formerly known as the Motor City Machine Guns, Chris Sabin is an accomplished individual. He hasn't seen much action recently, but tonight he has a chance to play spoiler for Mr. Anderson.
Sabin is fresh too. He hasn't had to compete in weeks. If anything he's gonna be less beat up than Mr. Anderson if nothing else.
Mr. Anderson vs Chris Sabin 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 13, 2013 21:07:25 GMT -5
Nice to see LoMonaco speaking again.
Also... neither of them promo'd. What do you say, Z? Draw?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 21:10:18 GMT -5
Anderson with an Andersoner! He's at least booked for Against All Odds.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 13, 2013 21:12:11 GMT -5
Oh, I misread this as the number one contender match.
Okay: Mr. Anderson with a BUTT check! (You know... like Gut Check... eh, they can't all be winners)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 21:18:35 GMT -5
Chris Sabin nails an enziguri, staggering Anderson back. He then grabs and launched him overhead with a Northern Lights Suplex, bridging for the pin!
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Anderson however arches up, reversing the move and turning into a backslide!
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Sabin breaks away, putting some distance between him and Anderson. He charges in, Anderson ducking a clothesline attempt and watching him bounce off the other side of the ring. Sabin springs in with a crossbody, but Anderson catches him, hefting him up on his shoulders and hitting a Rolling Fireman's Carry! Sabin stumbles back to his feet, Anderson reeling him in by the neck and dropping him down with the Mic Check!
He hooks the leg!
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JB: Here is your winner, Mr. Anderson!
And Mr. Anderson puts away Shelley's partner in impressive fashion! I tell you, Simon, Mr. Anderson is looking good!
I hate to admit it, but he's been on a roll recently. And if Shelley isn't careful Anderson is gonna roll right over him.
Still to come is a huge main event! A six man tag featuring the X-Division Champion and Tag Team Champions! Don't go away! -------------------------
We cut backstage to Kid Kash and Sam Shaw.
The more things change, the more they stay the same and once again, your TNA World Tag Team Champions find themselves in six person tag team action. An Against All Odds preview if you will. Our opponents consist of the number one contenders to our titles, Matt Morgan and Devon, along with the TNA X Division Champion, Zema Ion.
On most nights, we'd know that we're in for a tough battle but we'd still fancy our chances anyhow. Tonight though, there's a variable we don't have control over.
Is that my cue?
Kenny King enters the camera shot.
So let me guess. You guys are assuming that we're going to do the standard bickering promo where I say how I should be the team captain, how you should both follow my lead, how it doesn't matter whether the other team is on the same page or not because right now, we're probably not even in the same book. All that jazz, yeah?
Pretty much.
Good news then! That's not the case at all. I know it seems like we're incapable of getting along but gentlemen, I came to this company so I could be star. So far, I have won all of my matches expect one and I don't plan on having that change any time soon.
Yeah, yeah, you always say that.
The point still holds true. I want a win, you guys want a win and when Against All Odds goes off the air, we all want championship gold around our waists. Doesn't get simpler than that so if tonight, I have to work with you two for the sake of a long term goal... I'm in. On one condition though.
That being?
I want a shot at Ion tonight as well. I trust you guys to take care of Morgan and Devon.
Damn right we will. Good to have you on board. Enough with all the talking, let's go kick some ass. -------------------------------
We head backstage where Sting is standing with Matt Morgan and Devon.
Now, the training might have just begun, but we have found ourselves blessed with a tag title shot at the next pay per view. This is a testament to your skill, because before I have even been able to craft you two and whip you back into shape, your brute strength has shown a lot of success.
Well, we are pretty strong.
And its not like we haven't seen success in the past. Heck, I'm one half of the tag team that's won the most tag titles ever.
I think just knowing we had support again helped us a lot.
That's fine and dandy but it doesn't mean much. Confidence is short term. Success will require long term accomplishments. Those will be not achieved at your current level. You need to be smarter, stronger, and more dangerous. That's what Eric Young demands of you and that is what I am going to produce. And tonight, that will require you two to go out there and win in a competitive six man tag against the tag champions and the number one contender to the X-Division title.
Well, then. Shouldn't we... talk to our partner.
No. First I need to make this clear. You and Devon are the partners. You are the tag team. Zema will be in here in a second, but he is only a temporary ally. You two, you're more than that. Look to your partner as if he was an extension of you. Much like your brain tells your arm to punch and your legs to kick, you two need to be so in-sync that you're practically controlling each other's actions.
Got it?
We got it.
Good. Then send in Zema.
Zema walks into the shot dribbling a basket ball. He performs a cross over before taking a shot off camera. Rosita cheers and follows him in.
Ion talks to the camera.
S'up nerds.
It is I, duke of the dunk. Lord of the layup. Ambassador of the Alley Oop. The UNDEFEATED X-Division Champion of the world! As always, I am joined by the hip to the sensational, the sexy, the vivacious Rosita.
The camera zooms in on Rosita waving her pom poms before winking to the camera.
And tonight, my undefeated streak appears to be jeopardy. People keep saying "Zema, Kenny King is too tough". "Zema, King is going to take your title." "Zema, I don't like the taste of tuna juice." And I just yell in their face, every single time that they are nothing but wrong!
Kenny King does not intimidate me. No one intimidates me. He's a good wrestler. Cool. I'm a great wrestler. I'm a fantastic wrester. I am one of the best wrestlers on this roster. I defeated Joey Ryan to win this title! The TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Joey Ryan. And he didn't win this title by a fluke and neither did I.
I hit the gym everyday. Tuesday nights, and occasionally Sundays are my game days. My battles. My chance in the spotlight. And from high school, all the way to now, I have never failed when I've stepped into the lights. The cameras don't scare me. They chronicle my success. And they will continue to do just that.
I like my chances at Against All Odds. And as for tonight, they're even better. Because every time I take my shot, I don't even need to watch it to know it went in. I just close my eyes, hear the swish and know that
IT'S GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
The camera switches from the main camera that Zema was talking into to the one that was filming Sting and the crew.
Well, that's all well and good champ, but you need to work with us if you want that undefeated streak to stay in tact.
*ahem*
First off, hi Sting.
I'm Rosita. I don't know if we've met but I can tell you that Morgan, Devon, and I are good friends through our mutual friend Eric Young. He taught me a lot including my vicious side and he kept me under his wing to turn me into the talent I am tonight.
And that's one thing, that has seemingly been forgotten. Behind this cheerleader outfit is the same woman who ended Traci Brook's career. Who manipulated and ultimately ended Lacey's career. I'm a dangerous woman... and I'm the one going to lead the team to victory tonight.
Sting breaks into a smile.
I like the confidence, but I don't see you being able to intimidate ol' Devon and Morgan. Isn't that right boys?
Sting turns and his smile fades. Devon and Morgan are standing up straight, chest out, as if in the military.
Where did this come from?
Sting, you haven't seen Rosita's violent side. She's a whole lotta scary in a small package.
Damn straight I am.
Now everyone in line!
Zema stands next to Morgan and Sting reluctantly joins in.
Morgan. Devon.
Yes maam.
Think back to when you two, along with Eric invaded the TNA main headquarters. You guys took down security using quick strikes against the smaller men. Shaw is a rookie, Kash is experienced but they're both much smaller opponents. At the end of the day, they're going to try to avoid your shots, but every one you hit brings you one step closer to victory.
Do not get flustered. Do not fight their sort of match.
Divide. Conquer. Eliminate. As simple as that.
Got it.
Zema.
Yes, babe.
You look really cute in that basketball jersey.
Thank you babe. You look sensational as always.
You know it, babe.
Now you have the speed. Certainly better than Shaw's. Maybe better than Kash's. But we're not certain about Kenny. Tonight is about finding out what works against him.
Can we beat him in a battle of speed? Maybe. Can we beat him in a battle of strength? Maybe. Can we cheat our way to victory? Certainly.
And that's where Sting and I come in.
Sting.
Yes, Rosita.
You're a smart legend around here. You say the strategy.
It's a three on three on paper only. There are so many people in that ring, that there is no way the ref can keep track of all of it. We have a 5 on 3 advantage and we need to take advantage of it. Distractions. Interference. Maybe even something more if the man in the rafters wants to come out and play.
Tonight we're five strong. And a seven nation army couldn't hold us back. Tonight Zema needs to retain his undefeated streak at all costs, and Morgan and Devon need to send a message to the current champs.
And you and I, Rosita, we're their noble leaders. Its up to us to keep them straight and send them on the course for victory.
You know, for an old man wearing facepaint, you're not as stupid as you look.
And for a girl who's main talent right this second is waving a pom pom, you're not that dumb either.
Rosita smiles and jokingly blows him a kiss.
MEN! MOVE OUT!
The team leaves the locker room with Zema Ion leading the way carrying his title and the basketball.
(Main event in five minutes!)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 21:23:22 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is your maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Sting, respectively from Fairfield, Connecticut, and New York City, New York, at a combined weight of 460 pounds, Matt Morgan and Devon!
JB: And their tag team partner, accompanied to the ring by Rosita, from Manila in the Philippines, weighing in at 170 pounds, he is the TNA X-Division Champion, Zema Ion!
Well this is an unorthodox pair to say the least. Zema Ion, in contention for the most obnoxious man in TNA award, and Morgan and Devon, EY's Goon Squad. I see no problems with these two getting along.
And why wouldn't they? Both these teams are all about success! Zema's speaks for itself and Morgan and Devon, well they've got the Icon, Sting, mentoring them! How can anyone fail with that sort of help?
JB: Their opponents, first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 230 pounds, Kenny King!
JB: And his tag team partners, respectively from Johnson City, Tennessee, and Jacksonville Beach, Florida, at a combined weight of 432 pounds, they are the TNA Tag Team Champions, Kid Kash and Sam Shaw!
Now this team I sense having more difficulty getting along. Kash and Shaw still aren't a cohesive just yet and Kenny King, well he's almost as arrogant as Zema!
It's a combustible combo, that's for sure. Not only that, but Shaw is still a rookie compared to the other two. I tell ya, he's gonna be the weak link on this team!
Matt Morgan, Devon, and Zema Ion vs Kid Kash, Sam Shaw, and Kenny King 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 13, 2013 21:23:30 GMT -5
It appears Mikeyp isn't here... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EDIT: Morgan and Devon combine to be only 260 pounds? Well, then sign them up for the X-Division, Z. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Zema with his signature 2160 dive from the top rope. . . . . . . IT'S GOOD!!!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 21:35:08 GMT -5
Zema and Kash are going at it, Zema going for a suplex only for Kash to reverse it into one of his own! He grabs Zema as he rises back up, planting him down with a Reverse DDT before going for a cover.
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Zema kicks out. Kash reaches to pull him up only to get a thumb to the eye from Ion. Staggering back, Kash grasps at the socket as Ion unloads on him with a flurry if Philippino uppercuts, staggering Kash back. He takes him down with a snapmare, clinching on a chinlock to try and wear him down. Kash fights through it though, pushing back to his feet, elbowing his way out and bouncing off the ropes only for Ion to cut him off with a Dropkick to the face! He goes for a cover.
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Kash kicks out. Ion drags him over and tags to Morgan, the big man delivering an elbow to the face. Kash staggers back as Morgan scoops him up, planting him with a Scoop Slam! he follows up with an elbow drop driving the air out Kash. Morgan then scoops him back up in his arms, applying a firm bearhug to further the damage done.
Kash wriggles about in those massive arms, struggling to break free, but Matt is having none of it. Eventually though Kash manages an ear clap, stunning Morgan and dropping him to his knees. Kash then grabs him by the neck and lays him out with a swinging neckbreaker!
Kash crawls towards the other side of the ring, half way there when Devon makes a blind tag, running in and cutting him off with an elbow drop to the back. Kash stops in his tracks, Devon hefting him and depositing him with an Atomic Drop. He looks for a cover.
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Kash kicks out again! Devon hefts him back to his feet from behind, lifting him up for Saving Grace! Kash however wraps his legs around, flinging him across the ring with a reverse frankensteiner! Devon flops to the mat, Kash crawling over and tagging in Shaw!
Shaw charges into the ring, nailing the rising Devon with a spinning wheel kick to the face! He then whips him off the ropes, catching him with a hurracanrana! Morgan charges in, but Shaw drops him with a drop toe hold. He then grabs him as he rises back up and spikes him with a DDT!
Shaw tags out to Kash who whips Shaw forward into a crossbody to the rising Devon! Kash then follows as Shaw rolls out of the ring, launching Devon with a Snap Suplex! He goes for a cover!
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Zema breaks it up! King however vaults over the top rope and clothesline Ion over the rope, sending them both crashing to the outside!
Kash meanwhile sets Devon up for the Breaking Point, dropping him with a backbreaker as Shaw climbs the top rope. However Sting leaps onto the ring apron, shoving Shaw off and sending him crashing into Kash in the ring!
Kash stumbles to his feet, walking forward right into a Carbon Footprint! Morgan throws Devon atop and rolls out of the ring,.
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JB: Here are your winners, Matt Morgan, Devon, and Zema Ion!
Unbelievable! Sting just cost Shaw and Kash this match! Looks like the mentor is doing a little more than offering advice!
Hey, I say take every advantage you can! And if Sting is willing to help them grease the wheels a little then so be it.
Well... this doesn't bode well for Against All Odds. Will Kash and Shaw be able to retain those titles or will Morgan and Devon see to it that their first defense is their last?
Ah well, we're outta here this week. For Mike, I'm Simon Diamond. Come back next week and we'll entertain you... maybe.
Will you stop stealing my lines?!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 13, 2013 21:37:07 GMT -5
Thanks to Spartan's butt, MikeyP's butt, and all the rest of the butts for promoing, voting, and blah blah blah.
Next week's card shall be posted within the next few days!
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
Posts: 13,109
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 13, 2013 21:41:26 GMT -5
...needed more butts.
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