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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:47:02 GMT -5
Joey Ryan with a maneuver of offensive proportions.
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Post by Waffel113 on Feb 20, 2013 21:48:20 GMT -5
Ryan with the Penetration!
Lance Hoyt sues, but it gets the job done.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:55:25 GMT -5
Angle goes behind on Ryan, scooping him up and launching him with a German Suplex! Ryan however lands on his feet, grabbing Angle from behind himself and slinging him down with a Russian Leg Sweep! He rolls back to his feet and follows with a leg drop across the throat, going for a cover.
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Angle kicks out. Ryan picks him up on for Angle to launch him overhead with a Northern Lights Suplex! He bridges back for the cover.
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Ryan kicks out. Angle cuts him back off with a kick to the gut as he rises, driving him down into the canvas once more with a Backdrop Suplex! Ryan arches off the mat in pain, Angle covering once again.
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Ryan kicks out. Kurt looks on with frustration, yanking Ryan back to his feet and going for the Angle Slam! Ryan however rolls through in mid move, taking Angle down with a rolling clutch pin!
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Angle reverses it!
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But Ryan rolls forward, pinning him again!
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Angle breaks away, rising to his feet just in time to get jacked with That 70's Kick! Ryan falls atop, hooking the leg!
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JB: Here is your winner, Joey "Magnum" Ryan!
And Joey Ryan picks up the victory here with a well-placed That 70's Kick!
From the looks of it I think he may have knocked Kurt back into the seventies with it!
Joey Ryan hasn't lost a step. If anything losing those belts may have pushed him to improve even more at this point! And it looks to be working well!
Well folks, we'll be right back. But don't go away because coming up next is the Beautiful People and Mickie James and Madison Rayne contract signing! This should be a good one!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:56:04 GMT -5
We pan in to the inside of the Impact Zone ring. Set up in the middle is a large table, six chairs, two on each side, a large stack of papers. Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair are seated in two of these seats.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Eric Bischoff.
And tonight we are going to finally give you the match you've all been waiting for! But before we do we have an announcement concerning Against All Odds this Sunday!
This Sunday we've decided that we need to do something big, something spectacular, something never done before. That is why I am announcing tonight the first ever TNA Champion's Gauntlet! This match will feature every previous TNA World Champion in the company's history in a massive Gauntlet style match. Two men enter and more show up every few minutes. When two are left those two compete in a one on on match which can only be decided by pinfall or submission.
And the winner of that match... will become the next challenger to the winner of Alex Shelley vs Mr. Anderson. (If you're cool with that idea, Jono)
We also have another announcement... but we'll save that one for the pay per view itself. So without further ado let's get this thing started!
Mickie James and Madison Rayne, accompanied by Gail Kim, make their way to the ring.
Bischoff and Flair stand up, shaking hands with the number one contenders before they take their seats on one side of the table.
And now... I'd like the Impact Zone to give a warm welcome back to the current reigning TNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, The Beautiful People!
Velvet and Angelina make their way down to the ring as well, recieving loud cheers as they make their way out.
Once again Bischoff and Flair shakes the champions hands as the Impact Zone chants "Welcome Back!" loudly in the background. Angelina and Velvet take their seats as well as everyone is now present.
This contract is real simple, ladies. If you both sign it then this Sunday's match will be official.Furthermore, from this point on until Sunday you're barred from any physical contact with one another. Can't have the champions getting hurt again before the match itself.
Madison, Mickie, why don't you go ahead and sign first?
Mickie and Madison sign their names to the contract, then Mickie takes the mic.
So girls, it took you four months, but it looks like you're finally ready to show your faces again. Though I have to wonder, was it really your choice to return? Or are you two back because you were afraid of being stripped of those belts?
The crowd boos as Mickie passes the mic to Madison.
I don't know when we became the bad guys here. After all, you were the two who preyed on the week, who turned me against my friend Mickie James. You're the ones who routinely went out of your way to humiliate us and beat us. You even broke Gail's arm!
Yet we get booed, all because we made a few jokes at your expense? What gives?!
Yeah, I thought you two were all about the funny. Guess it's different when the shoe's on the other foot, huh? Maybe you two thought you could hide from the fate awaiting you, but you thought wrong. Because at Against All Odds, we're taking those titles and running you two out of this company once and for all!
Gail motions for the mic.
Hang on, not so fast Mickie. I want these two cheap whores gone as much you do, but don't forget about what they did to me.
Gail points at her cast-clad arm for emphasis.
Now, I'm still a month away from returning to the ring, but when I'm healthy enough, I'm coming after the two of you. And THEN, we'll run you two trailer park tramps out of this company once and for all! And then maybe...
Just maybe...
This division can regain the respect it once had.
Gail then tosses the mic across the table at Velvet and Angelina, while Bischoff has gotten a mic of own.
Well then... it seems like things are heating up here. Let's go ahead and get this thing done before things escalate further. Velvet, Angelina, I believe it's your turn.
Velvet and Angelina stay silent, simply signing the contract and glaring back at Mickie and Madison across from them.
Looks like the Beautiful People have decided to save their words for now. Then it's settled. This Sunday in the co-main event we will have The Beautiful People defending their titles against Mickie James and Madison Rayne! May the best team win and good luck to you both.
Eric exits the ring leaving the two teams to stare down one another as we fade to another commercial.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2013 21:56:28 GMT -5
Ryan with the Penetration! Lance Hoyt sues, but it gets the job done. Not sure Ryan has the muscle to pull that move off on a guy Angle's size... ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 22:00:03 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your maaaaaaaaaaaaain event of the evening!
JB: Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, Mr. Anderson!
And his tag team partner... chosen at random.
Mr. Anderson was given the opportunity to pick his partner this week, but he opted out of it. So instead we'll be determining that via luck of the draw!
Oh boy. Nothing gets me going like TNA Roster Roulette. Which... is the first time I've ever seen this happen.
JB: From Hell's Kitchen, New York, Mark LoMonaco!
Well how's that for a random pick?! Not sure if I'd trust this guy if I were Anderson. Don't get me wrong, it'd probably be funny to see what happens, but I wouldn't advise it.
Indeed, Mr. Anderson drew a real wild card in LoMonaco. We'll see how well these two can coexist.
JB: Their opponents, from Detroit, Michigan, they are the Motor City Machine Guns, Chris Sabin and the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Alex Shelley!
For one night only the Motor City Machine Guns are back in action. Ever since Alex Shelley moved onto singles competition these two haven't been seen around each other very often. But a great team like this only needs a few second to get their chemistry back.
These guys are fun to watch, I will say that about them. Shelley better hope Sabin still has the goods that took them to the top of the tag team division once. Otherwise this may be a struggle.
Motor City Machine Guns vs Mr. Anderson and Mark LoMonaco 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 22:00:59 GMT -5
And the only reason I picked Mark is because Jono didn't inform me of his partner choice, and I didn't want to do another handicap match. So... I went with someone I knew wouldn't mind being thrown into the match.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2013 22:03:11 GMT -5
Hey M, why didn't you send that response to me? I would've had the BP say something.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 22:05:55 GMT -5
If you want to send me something real quick, Mac, I can edit it in.
And Shelley with a Motor City Meltdown!
I also don't know what that is.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 22:12:07 GMT -5
Mark LoMonaco unloads on Sabin, pummeling him with pointed elbow after pointed elbow. He scoops Sabin up, driving him down with a scoop slam followed by an Elbow Drop. He covers.
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Sabin kicks out. LoMonaco scoops him up and sends him off into his corner of the ring, tagging in Anderson. He scoops Sabin up again as Anderson kneels down, Mark dropping him down across Anderson's knee! Sabin rolls off to the side, Anderson hefting him up and driving him down a vertical suplex! He goes for another cover.
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Sabin kicks out. Anderson pulls him back to his feet only for Sabin to hit an enziguri, staggering Anderson and dropping him to the mat! He crawls over towards his corner, looking for the tag. LoMonaco however tags himself back in and charges over, yanking Sabin back to their corner. He lifts Sabin in his arms, applying a tight bearhug as he wrenches the breath out of his opponent. Sabin gasps for air, desperately trying to wriggle free. He elbows his way free, only for Mark to take him back down with a Belly to belly suplex! LoMonaco covers.
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Sabin kicks out. Mark pulls him up by the arms, looking for a full nelson slam! Sabin however rolls through, countering into a Sunset Flip! However instead of holding the pin he lunges forward and tags in Shelley!
Alex charges in, nailing LoMonaco with clothesline after clothesline, dropping him to the canvas each time. LoMonaco goes for a clothesline, but Shelley ducks, taking him down with a swift neckbreaker! He hops onto the middle turnbuckle, waiting for Mark to rise and taking him back down with a Missile Dropkick! Shelley covers!
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Mark kicks out. Shelley yanks him back to his feet, grabbing him around the drag and planting him into the mat with a Bulldog! He takes in Sabin, both men bouncing off the ropes and sandwiching his head with a pair of sliding dropkicks! LoMonaco rolls along the mat, grasping his skull as he pushes back to his feet. Shelley grabs hold, looking for the Shellshock, but Mark elbows out, lifting Shelley up and planting him with a Spinebuster! He drops down and covers.
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Shelley kicks out. Mark yanks him up by the arms, looking for the Antidote! Shelley however counters in mid-lift, flinging Mark across the ring with a Hurracanrana! LoMonaco rises back to his feet, Shelley grabbing and planting him with the Shellshock!
Alex makes the cover.
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JB: Here is your winner, Alex Shelley!
And Shelley pins LoMonaco! But I noticed that Anderson didn't really come to Mark's aid there.
Well he is a jerk! Why would he want to aid his partner? The fact this loudmouth has a title shot honestly makes me sick.
I don't know about that. But it's clear that Shelley is more than ready for this Sunday. The question is will he be able to defend that belt successfully? Tune in for Against All Odds and find out for yourself!
We out, bitches!
...Never say that again.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 22:13:00 GMT -5
Thanks to Spartan, WAFFEL, MikeyP, M, and all the rest for promoing, voting, and suching.
New thread is imminent. Prepare yourselves.
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