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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:16:08 GMT -5
Alright, who's about to become available? Sarita, Kurt Angle, Chris Sabin, and probably a few others. Silva is technically taken, but Lodi hasn't promoed for him yet.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:19:16 GMT -5
Morgan goes a clothesline in the corner, but Kash gets the knees up, knocking him away. He leaps onto the middle turnbuckle and follows up with a flying clothesline, taking the big man off his feet! Morgan rises back to his feet only Kash to grab hold and plant him with a DDT! He goes for a cover.
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Morgan powers out! Kash lands on his feet, grabbing Morgan only to get a headbutt for his troubles. Kash stumbles back, Morgan hefting him up and depositing him with a Pendulum Backbreaker! Kash arches off the mat in pain, Morgan making a cover of his own.
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Kash kicks out. Morgan starts pummeling him with clubs to the back, hunching Kash over and dropping him to his knees. He delivers a fierce axe handle smash to the back of his head, planting him into the canvas. Hefting him up in his arms he presses him high overhead, only for Kash to wriggle free, dropping behind and pinning him down with a crucifix!
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Morgan escapes! As soon as he rises up though Kash plasters him with a swift dropkick to the face, taking both men down! Morgan is the first to rise, Kash following as Morgan grabs him only to recieve a punch to the face! Kash unloads on the bigger man, staggering him as he bounces off the ropes, coming back with a calf kick to the face! Morgan staggers into the other set of ropes in the ring, trying to regain his balance. Kash comes flying in, taking him over the top rope with a flying forearm! He climbs out onto the apron himself, only for Devon to slip over, yanking him off!
Devon smirks, turning around and walking right into a crossbody from Shaw! The two men go down in a heap, Morgan meanwhile grabbing Kash and hefting him, charging forward and driving him back first into the steel post! Kash cries out in pain, Morgan rolling him back into the ring and attempting a cover.
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Kash kicks out. Morgan looks frustrated, hefting Kash back into his grip, setting him up for a Pumphandle Slam and driving him down! He hooks the leg!
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Kash gets the shoulder up this time.Morgan stamps the mat, backing away as he signals for the end. He charges in, looking for the Carbon Footprint! Kash however rolls underneath, grabbing and taking Morgan into a pin!
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Morgan escapes at the last second! Kash rises to his feet, surprising Morgan with a Snap DDT! He makes the cover!
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Morgan kicks out. Kash rises back up, motioning Morgan up as he grasps his back, looking for the Dead Level! However in mid-lift his back gives out, Kash gasping out in pain as Morgan takes advantage, powering him up with the Hellevator! He drives Kash down, hooking the leg!
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JB: Here is your winner, Matt Morgan!
And Kash tried his best, but Morgan was simply too powerful tonight. And thanks to his strategy, Matt took away one of Kash's strongest weapons in the Dead Level.
Looks like Sting is really rubbing off on the guy. Kash and Shaw better watch out cause EY's boys are hungry for some gold!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:20:41 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Approaching the ring first, from Modesto, California, Melanie Crank!
And here comes the number one contender to Brooke's Championship! Tonight is another warm up for her as she goes up against one of Adams's lone supporters in Sarita.
Honestly, I don't understand why more people can't get behind our Women's Champion! She's got some great ideas!
You can't be serious....
JB: Her opponent, from Mexico City, Sarita!
Think about it: lately the women haven't been nearly as big a spotlight here in TNA! Heck, the Women's Tag Champs haven't been around in months! Are you certain they've been injured all that time or they're just bored from a lack of competition?
Lack of competition?! With names like Hamada, Mickie James, Tara, and the woman in the ring right now, Melanie Crank?!
Well tag team competition, on the other hand...
Nonetheless, Sarita looking to knock Crank off here tonight and put herself in line for a shot down the line against her best friend of late. We'll see if she can.
Melanie Crank vs Sarita 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 20, 2013 21:21:45 GMT -5
Melanie with a Wilde and Young.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2013 21:22:22 GMT -5
OK, Hayden gave me the OK to take Hamada, so if she becomes available, I'll tag rule Sarita to her.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:22:29 GMT -5
Melanie with a Melancholy!
I don't know what that is.
And consider it done, Mac.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2013 21:23:58 GMT -5
Wait, isn't Sarita tag-ruled to Jono, not Hayden? At least, according to the first post?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 20, 2013 21:24:48 GMT -5
I believe the first post is very outdated.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:26:12 GMT -5
She is, but Jono hasn't really promoed with her in the past month either.
And yeah, I'll make a new post following tonight's show with updated information. That's definitely long overdue.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 20, 2013 21:28:21 GMT -5
Oh wait. Z, if Brooke promos, it counts for Sarita as well. Tag-ruled fall under the umbrella of who they're connected to.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2013 21:28:30 GMT -5
Ah, OK.
Also, I'll have a Joey Ryan promo up sometime tomorrow. If I had realized he had a match tonight, I would've had it for the show.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:30:38 GMT -5
Melanie assaults Sarita with a flurry of kicks, staggering her back as she does. Sarita lunges in for a clothesline, but Crank ducks underneath countering with a Backdrop Suplex! She follows up by taking to the air, hitting the fallen Sarita with a standing moonsault press!
Sarita pushes back to her feet, Crank reeling her in and depositing her with a Tigerbomb!
Dead Level!
Kash should sue!
Sarita flops to the mat, Melanie holding her down for the pin.
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JB: Here is your winner, Melanie Crank!
And Melanie puts away Sarita in dominant fashion! Tonight she just made it clear to Brooke that she's looking for gold this Sunday and there's nothing that's gonna stand in her way. The champion better be ready.
I'm still wondering why two wrestlers have a finisher with the same name!
You'd have to ask them yourself. But for now I'm sure Brooke is questioning herself right now. And perhaps rightly so. We'll see this Sunday if she can retain her gold. ------------------
]Kenny King is shown backstage.
There's been talk over the past few months about how TNA is killing the X Division. How it's taking the title that was once about no limits and trying to give it a niche market. Even past greats of the X Division like Eric Young and Alex Shelley have left it behind in order to have the spotlight shine on them, rather than be hidden in a dark corner. Thus it falls upon myself and Zema Ion to breathe new life into the X Division, to resurrect a division that's been suffocating and to remind TNA of who put them on the damn map in the first place.
One of the men who I have to vanquish in order to do that is a fellow by the name of Rob Van Dam and sadly, he and I are not strangers. So Rob, I'm going to tell you the exact same thing I did last time and the exact same thing I will if our paths ever cross again. There was a time when you were great, one of the best wrestlers in the world, and even now you're still capable of doing things nobody else would even think of. However, every man has his time and his place and sadly, yours has all but expired. The future of TNA does not lie with the Rob Van Dams of the world, nor the Jeff Hardys or the Kurt Angles. It lies with Eric Young. It lies with Joey Ryan. It lies with Alex Shelley. It lies with Zema Ion and damn it all, it lies with Kenny King.
It was recently presidents day and it was JFK who said "ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country". I think the same applies here. So I'm not going to bitch and moan about how TNA needs to change its attitude, I am going to BE the change. Ask not what TNA can do for Kenny King, ask what Kenny King can do for TNA? The answer, save the X Division and I'm going to do it by making each and everyone of you bow down.
Bow down to the King. --------------------------------
We head backstage to Zema Ion.
S'up nerds.
Tonight I was offered the chance to join Diamond and Tenay on commentary. I refused.
Listen, if you want me to be a wrestler, pay me to be a wrestler. If you want me to be a commentator, pay me to be a commentator.
But don't pay me to be a wrestler than expect me to also carry those two to calling a good match. Zema may be UNDEFEATED, but I'm no superman.
Anyway, Kenny, I'll still be watching this one closely. And I assure you that if you make one mistake tonight, I'll take advantage of it this Sunday.
Don't believe me, I'll prove it.
Until next time losers...
ITS GOOD!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:31:47 GMT -5
Oh wait. Z, if Brooke promos, it counts for Sarita as well. Tag-ruled fall under the umbrella of who they're connected to. Ah, well then I'll have to check to see when Jono last promoed for Brooke over the past few weeks before I can be sure.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 20, 2013 21:32:34 GMT -5
Thanks for fixing that, Z. I realized I wrote the wrong commentator at the start of the show.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:34:23 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Battle Creek, Michigan, Rob Van Dam!
And here comes the unorthodox Van Dam. Definitely an innovative competitor here in TNA.
Innovation only gets you so far. And recently it hasn't gotten him far at all.
JB: His opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Kenny King!
And here comes the King to smite another poor fool!
Indeed. Kenny King with a warm-up match here tonight to prepare him for Against All Odds. We'll see just how ready he is tonight for Zema on Sunday.
Kenny King vs Rob Van Dam 5 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:35:36 GMT -5
No problem, Spartan.
And Kenny King with a Crowning Achievement!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 20, 2013 21:36:06 GMT -5
KK with the Krusty Krab.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:40:04 GMT -5
Rob Van Dam nails King with a thrust kick, taking him to the canvas! He bounds off the ropes, coming back and looking for Rolling Thunder! King however gets the knees up, Van Dam landing across them and crying out in pain! He rolls off to the side, King yanking him to his feet and driving him down with an STO! He then stands over him, grabbing RVD as he rises and dropping him down with the Coronation!
King makes the cover.
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JB: Here is your winner, Kenny King!
And just like that Van Dam's chances of victory tonight have gone up in... flames.
So it seems. Kenny King definitely showed everybody tonight he's game. We'll see just how well he fares when the time comes.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 20, 2013 21:43:05 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Kurt Angle!
The Olympic Gold Medalist is looking to turn his luck around tonight. He's been on a downward slide as of late. Tonight could be the chance for him to get back to where he once was.
Maybe, but if you ask me I think ol Kurt has lost his touch along with his marbles. Maybe he was better off back in the office.
JB: His opponent, from Hollywood, California, Joey "Magnum" Ryan!
The former TNA World Heavyweight Champion is looking to do anything he can to regain his former glory. To think that a few months ago this was the man who dethroned Eric Young. And now he's once again without the gold.
This guy is stubborn though, Mike. I don't really care for him, but he got as far as he got for a reason. Hopefully he remembers what that reason is here tonight.
Kurt Angle vs Joey Ryan 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 20, 2013 21:44:11 GMT -5
Joey Ryan with a Mustache Ride.
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