THOUSANDS Will TRAGICALLY DIE AS VIRGINS

[Bone Daddy]

At least according to Twitter

www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/thousands-will-tragically-die-as-virgins-when-the

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No one can die a virgin, because life screws you at the end...

I'll go now.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Orgy tonight

[Zombie Mod]

Dec 20, 2012 15:07:12 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Orgy tonight

... i'm not falling for that one again!

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Ah well, my hand and I had a good run

[Goldenbane]

Dec 20, 2012 15:23:37 GMT -5 @fsinfan said:

Ah well, my hand and I had a good run

LOL! My hand and I agree.

[Bone Daddy]

Dec 20, 2012 15:28:35 GMT -5 Goldenbane said:

Dec 20, 2012 15:23:37 GMT -5 @fsinfan said:

Ah well, my hand and I had a good run

LOL! My hand and I agree.

This pic has to exist online, but I'm picturing a guy running down the beach holding hands with a giant hand by it's thumb, and the hand running with two finger/legs

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Dec 20, 2012 15:21:17 GMT -5 Zombie Mod said:

Dec 20, 2012 15:07:12 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Orgy tonight

... i'm not falling for that one again!

The world's going to end why would I lie?

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Dec 20, 2012 15:23:37 GMT -5 @fsinfan said:

Ah well, my hand and I had a good run

XDXD. Me and my hand concur.

[Deleted]

For a bag of flaming hots, I am willing to help any and all comers

Chicks pay extra

[Wolf Hurricane]

Yup. There's gonna be a lot of babies being conceived tomorrow...

[DSR]

Dec 20, 2012 15:07:12 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Orgy tonight

Are they playing Blue Monday?

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

If it does, I haven't gotten any in a year. So close as well!

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Dec 20, 2012 15:07:12 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Orgy tonight

Hope it's not like the last one where the only people to show up are me and Randall "Tex" Cobb. Why on earth he keeps getting invited to these I'll never know.