Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 20, 2012 15:35:43 GMT -5
He also knows you have a gift certificate to applebees stashed away somewhere.
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Post by Bone Daddy on Dec 20, 2012 15:38:12 GMT -5
I would never fight a Samoan. One headbutt and you're dead
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 20, 2012 15:39:35 GMT -5
Pfft, this is clearly hypothetical, I don't eat at Applebee's.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 20, 2012 15:49:45 GMT -5
Samoa Joe is outside and he's really ANGRY
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Dec 20, 2012 15:52:47 GMT -5
I'd appeal to his gamer-side, and say "Sure you can kick my ass, but you couldn't beat me in any fighting game! I could fire up any one of my consoles right now! Your move, big man!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2012 15:59:13 GMT -5
Can he and I wrestle in bed? ;D
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 20, 2012 16:02:53 GMT -5
Lay out a trail of booze to lure him into a waiting van, which has ninjas in it ready to drive him away to a remote shack in the middle of nowhere.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2012 16:15:41 GMT -5
Lay out a trail of booze to lure him into a waiting van, which has ninjas in it ready to drive him away to a remote shack in the middle of nowhere. .......I'll Take It From Here
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 20, 2012 16:28:47 GMT -5
Lay out a trail of booze to lure him into a waiting van, which has ninjas in it ready to drive him away to a remote shack in the middle of nowhere. So he´s coming back outside as Abyss?
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 20, 2012 16:29:02 GMT -5
Lay out a trail of booze to lure him into a waiting van, which has ninjas in it ready to drive him away to a remote shack in the middle of nowhere. .......I'll Take It From Here The ninjas are going to want their turn, too.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2012 16:33:55 GMT -5
.......I'll Take It From Here The ninjas are going to want their turn, too. NO! MY SAMOA! *cuddles up to Samoa* MINE!
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Post by Throwback on Dec 20, 2012 16:35:08 GMT -5
as all other threads like this. I shoot him in the face and go back to sleep.
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
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Post by ICBM on Dec 20, 2012 18:31:55 GMT -5
You know what? I'd fight him. Why not? I would almost certainly end up in a hospital but I assure you I would leave my mark...and a skid mark in my shorts. I would brag forever about my ass kicking at the hands of a former world heavy weight champion and mixed martial artist. I would start as soon as they finished my new dental work and unwired my jaw. Joe, to be the mark you gotta beat the mark.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 20, 2012 18:34:20 GMT -5
Throw a shoe at him to distract him, then call the ninjas.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2012 1:06:31 GMT -5
Samoa Joe is outside and he's really HUNGRY That'll distract him enough for me to kick his ass....and then end up in the hospital.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 21, 2012 2:09:25 GMT -5
It's OK. He's gone.
Ninjas kidnapped him
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 21, 2012 2:16:31 GMT -5
Go home Joe, you're drunk.
I don't even know why you're in Australia.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Dec 21, 2012 10:39:48 GMT -5
SAMOA JOE'S OUTSIDE AND HE'S REALLY HUNGRY! SAMOA JOE'S HERE AND HE'S REALLY MAD!
I'd just call a bunch of ninjas to kidnap him.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 21, 2012 10:46:34 GMT -5
I'll poke him in the eye. Then I'll take the punk's ho.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 21, 2012 10:48:42 GMT -5
I'd let him beat the crap out of me because I'd position myself in front of a security camera and I know a good lawyer.
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